I, BOSS, just want to live a peaceful life

Chapter 2 "Universal Wishing Machine? But I Refuse!"

If you woke up one morning and found a stranger in your home, what would your reaction be?

Shouting in surprise, calling the police for help, and dealing with it calmly?These are the common ways of coping.

But if this stranger claims to be the oldest hero king, wears a gleaming golden armor, calls you one after another, and his attitude is extremely arrogant and arrogant, and no one but you can see him, What about you?

The person involved, Kujo Josuke, chose to die (not). This kind of sudden adventure after waking up is often the beginning of an extraordinary experience, and the last thing he wants is to be related to this supernatural event.

And after discovering that the other party is an unknown creature that only he can see and cannot be more than 10 meters away from him, he can only choose to communicate with this person with magical brain circuits.

"So, what Holy Grail War do you want me to participate in?" Kujo Josuke closed the sliding door of the room, turned around and sat on the tatami.In order to ensure that he would not be considered by his family members to have a magical hobby of talking to himself, he deliberately found an empty and remote room in the mansion to have a conversation. "Is it because of this 'command spell' in my hand?"

"Hmph, without the Command Seal on your right hand as evidence, this king will really doubt your Master status."

The unknown creature with blond hair and red pupils stood with his chest folded, his whole body revealing the arrogance of being a king.

"Be proud of it, miscellaneous cultivator. You are one of the most ignorant of all Masters."

"I am fortunate enough to see this king's demeanor but don't know my honorable name, how rude it is, miscellaneous cultivator!"

"Gilgamesh, right?"

The oldest hero king is the one described in the Epic of Gilgamesh.Sighing helplessly, facing his dangerous eyes, Kujo Josuke felt that all the sighs in his life were definitely today.

"Since you can't leave me too far, and this command spell" he shook his right hand, with a strange red pattern engraved on the back of his palm, "it still has a certain binding force on you."

"Please sit down and talk. Since you want me to go to Fuyuki to participate in the Holy Grail War, let me know about it."

"Hmph, layman magician. Then listen carefully—" Metal made a dull sound on the tatami, and a luxurious seat carved with gold suddenly appeared in a golden ripple. Gilgamesh waved his hand and sat down with a contemptuous tone.

"The so-called Holy Grail War is a war in which six miscellaneous magicians want to steal the Holy Grail of the king and use it to make a wish and kill each other. Your mission, miscellaneous, is to protect the Holy Grail and finally give it to me Wang Fengshang. Do you understand?"

'Then why should I participate in this kind of war that sounds inexplicable and dangerous without benefiting me at all? ! ! '
Kujo Josuke frowned, stopped the hand that put down the teacup, and asked in disbelief: "So you mean, I want to go to Fuyuki City to participate in a war in order to protect your Holy Grail? baffling."

If it is said that before Chengsuke thought that he might be able to communicate in a friendly manner, it would be fine if he satisfied his innocuous request, but as of now, the other party completely regards himself as a servant, and asks himself to carry out what seems to be a Roman role. Act like a fighter to fight for him?Simply feel good about yourself.

You must know that in Kujo Josuke's heart, the most contrary thing to a peaceful life is fighting. As long as there is a fight, the troubles will never end.The person who forces himself to fight is the one who destroys his peaceful life, that is—the enemy!
"Oh? Why, the mere miscellaneous cultivator still wants to violate the will of the king?"

The crimson vertical pupils narrowed dangerously, and the golden ripples behind Gilgamesh formed a shining golden sea, knives, spears, swords, halberds and all kinds of strange weapons reflected the silver edge, "After knowing the king's Honorable name—after Gilgamesh? Do you want to rely on those three command spells to consider yourself superior to this king?!"

"I can't communicate normally at all. I just want to say that I have no extravagance as a person, I just hope to live in a peaceful mood."

Kujo Josuke looked around in embarrassment, thinking about the consequences if the room was destroyed, the more he felt that this kind of tyrant was really too mentally retarded, "I don't like to argue with people the most. Because, then It will only cause trouble and enemies for myself... I am such a contented person, and this is also my outlook on life."

He stood up slowly, his gentle expression completely disappeared, and the tall black figure loomed behind him, "But if you must do it, I will not lose to anyone. That is to say, if there are troubles and problems that hinder my peaceful life The enemy, before the other party speaks... will encounter this!"

"Killer Queen! Number one bomb!"

The coffee table, the floor, the room, within the space of fifty square meters, everything except yourself can be "absolutely" wiped out in an instant! "This is the first ability of my Kujo Josuke STAND (stand-in) 'Killer Queen', as long as you touch it, you can turn anything into a so-called bomb. The power is--it will definitely die!"

"I thought it was a small ant, but I didn't expect that your miscellaneous training is interesting." Gilgamesh stood up from the golden seat, and smiled interestedly at the humanoid creature behind Kujo Josuke, " Not a magician or an ordinary person, so that's it, spiritual power, stand-in, stand--interesting."

Gilgamesh waved his hand, and the golden light that illuminated the entire room disappeared. Instead, he walked towards Chengsuke, looking at him and the existence behind him with great interest, "Be grateful, miscellaneous cultivator! This king will give you and this The power of Wang Pingping's dialogue depends on you making me happy—"

"I haven't said you can go, Gilgamesh." Josuke suddenly interrupted Gilgamesh.

He looked directly at the other party, and his attitude was no longer as peaceful as before. His gray pupils reflected Gilgamesh's interesting expression like an inorganic substance, "I thought about it, if I want to continue my peaceful life, So we can’t be afraid of temporary troubles, it’s better to solve the source of the troubles once and for all.”

Kujo Josuke stretched out his right hand, and the thumb and Killer Queen's thumb were about to press at the same time, "The thing I, Kujo Josuke hates the most is trouble—"

"Crack!" The sudden sound made him froze.

Accompanied by the loud sound of the wooden door colliding, the familiar female voice of vitality broke into Chengsuke's ears.

"Chengjie——Breakfast is ready!" Opening the closed Japanese-style sliding door with one hand, Kujo Xu Lun complained loudly with an impatient face, his green hair wiggling playfully. "Really! Why do you run to such a remote room? The structure of Japanese houses is also quite strange! Hey! Do you know how much time I spent looking for you, a brat, your sister?!"

But the picture that broke into the line of sight made Kujo Xu Lun doubt his own eyes.

I saw my younger brother in uniform, with his back to the door alone, raising his right hand with a single thumb out, doing the same as the stand-in beside him, looking back with a dangerous look on his face.

"What are you doing alone, kid? Why did you release the double?!——This gesture, you don't want to blow up the house, do you? Stone Free!"

"Wait, Xu Lun, let me explain—"

"You call me Xu Lun? Even if I'm only two years older than you, I'm still your sister! If grandma He Li finds out that you skipped breakfast early in the morning and sneaked around to blow up the house, she will definitely be angry, then you will just wait to die Bar!--"

"Sister, I'm not, I didn't—"

Looking at Chengsuke who was bound by silk thread and staggered along with Xu Lun, Gilgamesh tilted his head meaningfully, "Killer Queen, Stone Free, STAND (stand-in) is strange Ability, but it feels a little familiar."

The King of Heroes in the golden armor turned into a flickering spot of light, leaving only the voice slowly disappearing "Heroic spirit summoning during the Holy Grail War, an amateur magician master with no common sense, and job skills acting alone are completely useless, interesting, hope This absurd drama starring you can please me as much as possible! Kujo Josuke-"

"Chengjie, if you have any questions, don't avoid them, just tell them. I have always been concerned about the matter between you and Xu Lun. Although we don't spend much time together, don't be afraid of strangers—"

Mr. Jotaro Kujo, who has a benevolent heart, although confused by the strange behavior of his adopted son, calmly comforted his son who "felt nervous when he came to a foreign land".

"I'm not, I'm not, Jotaro-san, I really didn't do anything!"

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Holy Grail: A cup of wish that can grant any wish.A miraculous relic derived from the legend of Christ.As the "universal wishing machine", the Holy Grail is the third magic: "materialization of the soul", which can achieve immortality and immortality.

Holy Grail War: An unwritten covenant between the Master and the Servant.Seven magicians, leading their summoned heroic spirits, engaged in a battle for the ownership of the Holy Grail, and the victor who survived in the end will obtain the ownership of the Holy Grail.

Stand-in: An image condensed from psychic energy within a (non-)biological body.A (non-)creature with the double ability is called a double emissary, or, relative to a double, a noumenon.There are many types classified by different methods.The Killer Queen generally belongs to the short-range power type, and the special ability [Second Bomb Piercing Withering Attack] can be automatically manipulated from a long distance.

　I love fate too
　　
　
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