I, BOSS, just want to live a peaceful life

Chapter 32 "First Lesson"

As for the NO.1 professional "enemy" Joker, it is well known that the existence of Pediatric Zhichi.

Messy green hair, pale skin, grinning mouth with exaggerated lipstick up to the ears, wearing a purple suit, coming and going like a clown's name, his dramatic opening curtain call does not follow common sense, and his thinking has completely jumped out The realm of human thought.

The purpose, goal, and rules are all unknown. This mysterious man is lawless and despises all beliefs that wantonly trample on human beings.He dared to live broadcast his own interrogation of professional heroes around the world. He once named and slaughtered more than a hundred people among the crowd. He is a nightmare for corrupt high-ranking officials and politicians. As a "personality", the laughing gas is obviously not fatal but extremely terrifying. Wisdom has no bottom line means, this man conquered everyone with his own magical charm.

That sentence "why so serious?", I don't know how many people willingly became captives of fear, and sent this enemy whose identity is a mystery, both good and evil, to the No. 1 position, and his strength far surpassed him ALL FOR ONE was left behind at No.2.

Arkham's "Hostile" Academy borrows Joker's influence. In fact, the real power holders are two guest teachers—ALL FOR ONE and Riddler, but whether it is the public or students, the most recognized is Joker.

These three appeared together, and the scene suddenly fell into a frenzy, the same atmosphere as a cult sacrifice.Those enemies who were pretending just now dropped their disguise, shouted Joker's name loudly, and regarded this man as a spiritual belief, and the stars surrounded him and refused to leave.

On the contrary, ALL FOR ONE and the Riddler, who were left behind, were completely ignored. They were obviously the top ten enemies in terms of popularity and support, but they couldn't be compared with Joker at all.

"Really, the ceremony is like this every year." The Riddler was wearing a green suit and a velvet top hat with a huge question mark on it. He held a cane and said in a depressed tone: "These low-IQ people really can't Realize my wisdom."

ALL FOR ONE on the side chuckled, his head was a piece of meat, and he was wearing a ventilator and spoke with a buzzing sound: "It's not bad to have such a symbol of a villain."

"Hmph." The Riddler tilted his head disdainfully. He, who thinks he has the highest IQ, has already seen clearly the thoughts of ALL FOR ONE: "This symbol cannot be easily destroyed, and it's not like you haven't tried it before. .”

"Now the puzzle has been laid out, the performance is ready, just wait for the chess game to start, you don't need to do anything more." The Riddler said, with a vague threat: "Although I am not a follower of Joker, I am not a follower of Joker. You may be allowed to destroy my unsolved puzzles."

"The things you did, what about the enemy alliance, are too conspicuous."

"Hehe." ALL FOR ONE still looked indifferent, and replied without any response: "The chess game was prepared by each of us, and I will not leave it alone. It is just a backup method."

"Moreover." There was a strange silence, Joker's crazy and evil smile flashed in his mind: "It's a means that Joker and I worked together."

"... That's good." With a playful smile, the Riddler glanced at the purple figure in the front: "The time is almost up."

Yes, the ceremony has officially begun.

At the moment when the professional enemies headed by JOKER gathered together, the flashlights of the reporters didn’t stop for a moment. Although they didn’t dare to go too far for fear of becoming a toy for the excited enemies to vent, they still wanted the traffic act recklessly.

You know, as long as the photos are hung up and the news is mentioned, there will be countless hits. In this society where entertainment is to death, there are many people who are morbidly obsessed with cruel and powerful enemies, and even willingly Give your life.

Kujo Josuke was completely dazzled by the flashing lights, and stretched out his arms to cover his eyes, until there was a magnetic "STOP", the dazzling flashes and fanatical shouts did not stop.

Taking off his arm, Kujo Josuke saw the enemies around him, and the students were all focused on the front. Some people did not shy away from the expressions of admiration on their faces. The smile also brings sincerity. JOKER gestured to press down his right hand, then snapped his fingers, and the curtain hanging behind him opened with a bang, revealing a huge screen.

"Hehehe, this year's freshmen are worth looking forward to." As if talking to them, JOKER grinned, "Smile on your face, don't be so serious, let's create a little commotion and let them know, what called confusion—"

With a bang, the audience was detonated, chaos, disorder, evil, and madness. For enemies who love these things, the annual Arkham Freshman Ceremony, that is, the entrance exam, is a carnival of chaos.

Tearing off their jackets, laughing loudly, mixed with champagne salutes, the lunatics who completely exposed their true colors concentrated their malicious eyes on one place.

"I'm sure you're all ready." With a grin, the Riddler held a cane with a question mark at the top, and topped his hat: "A small puzzle is just for fun, I hope your admission The ceremony can be more lively."

"Spotlight! The stage! Everything is ready, just waiting for you to do something wrong." Joker grinned nervously, and pointed to the reporters: "The audience is in place, just waiting for the show to start!"

Sight, sight, sight, all eyes are gathered in one place, the highly anticipated first performance of the enemy reserve, Hei Wu lowered his voice, and said loudly: "Take Xiongying High School as the goal, and Orumat as the goal. target, to create turmoil and riots at will—”

"Arkham's first class, the enemy's qualification test, officially begins!"

After that sound, regardless of whether the freshmen were ready or not, the black mist that was specifically for teleportation turned into black smoke and enveloped the freshmen, and the destination was Xiongying High School, so they went there immediately.

It was a chaotic carnival. The huge screen broadcasted the current situation of everyone. The teachers who were the judges sat down. The enemies who were still excited and commotion just now found their seats in silence. A hundred pairs of glasses stare at—

The so-called entrance examination, the actual death game, has officially begun.

"39 people, one traitor who broke into Xiongying, how many of this year's freshmen can survive?" Fingers across the flaming red lips, Poison Ivy asked curiously: "If the number of final chess pieces is not enough Oh no."

"Hush—my girl, be quiet." JOKER blocked the corner of his mouth with his index finger, and the exaggerated makeup could not be removed with a sense of terror. .”

Hannibal's habitual smile, apart from the newcomers Stein and Poison Ivy, even Black Mist is very familiar with this ritual-like activity.Those enemies who are so quiet and terrifying are not afraid, but excited, they are longing to see chaos and crazy patience, no matter which side of the death is, they will laugh out loud.

Those who went to the appointment were not because of the face of Arkham College, but because they wanted to see how this group of little devils could mess up this boring order in this "peaceful" society.In order to see those people who believe in heroes, how touching the fear on their faces is when they see their beliefs broken.

However, most of the time, we choose a big city at most. This Hero High School, which directly sets its goal as the "cradle of heroes", positions the enemy as the "symbol of peace" Olumite. Sure enough,
Hannibal glanced across Joker's face, the heavy makeup made it difficult to see the expression on his face.

"JOKER can't wait too, [AS]. This year is another tenth year."

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Wrapped in the black fog of teleportation, Kujo Josuke arrived at the city where Xiongying High School was located with other freshmen before he could react.

The people in the two classes, those who have sufficient information are confident, and those who have no information are in a hurry. The students who were still wearing uniforms came to the empty room that had been prepared earlier, and the dazzling light of the incandescent lamp hit everyone's faces. superior.

"Now announce the exam rules." Heiwu clicked on the wristbands one by one, and at the same time, everyone's wristbands automatically popped up an electronic panel interface.

“限时4小时，最终成绩由阿卡姆学院老师、200名职业敌人、和拥有A身份等级及以上的公民投票，最终按50%、30%、20%的比重计算最终成绩。”

With a glance at ten lines, everyone is hurrying to browse the published exam rules. The enemy reservists and freshmen of Arkham College, who can be said to be elite troublemakers, understand the importance of this opportunity.

"There is no minimum limit on the number of team members, and the upper limit is five. There is no penalty for killing teammates." Black Mist continued to read, picking out the key part: "Everyone issues a temporary enemy license and has immunity from law enforcement. Use personality."

"During the test period, the integrity of the monitoring must be ensured."

"5 minutes for discussion and preparation."

"Start now."

It is estimated that apart from the city referral, the freshmen have known about this exam for a long time.They searched for teammates one after another and equipped them with purpose. In less than 5 minutes, almost everyone has formed a team.

Shigaraki is known as the leader of the enemy alliance, and the most numerous teammates have already stood beside him, and they have been carefully selected: "Super High School Level Arsonist" Dabi, "Super High School Level Magician" Oppress Hiroshi, "Super High School Level Magician" Wataru, a super high school-level murderer, and Tuwais, a "super high school-level split".

Others who also joined the enemy alliance, due to the limited number of people, could not be on the same team with Shikuragi, so they got together by themselves, the moon fish with teeth, the mustard with poisonous gas, and the magnetic lady Maggie who looks like an uncle.

The young master of the mafia, Jisaki Kai, also had two people standing beside him, his deputy Aoki who obeyed his orders, and the "musician" Yin Yin who wore a half mask.

Rinya Orihara, a neurotic intelligence dealer who plays with a knife, Shizuo Heiwajima, a tall, blond and violent man wearing sunglasses, and Anri Sonohara, a silent literary girl holding a samurai sword and wearing glasses.

And, the "fallen angel" Yayoi Mikami who came towards him.

He glanced at Gilgamesh and Black Joan surrounding Chengsuke, and smiled: "Fortunately, I made an early move, I was staring at me in Shigaraki just now, I guess I haven't given up trying to draw you into the enemy's alliance." Bar."

Kujo Josuke withdrew his gaze, except for the people from Class B who he didn't know very well, he already knew all about the team formation of Class A, and according to the introduction of the rules on the electronic screen just now, there is only one scoring standard for the exam.

Chaos, whoever causes the most panic is the representative of chaos, the rising supernova of the next generation of enemies.

Although it is a bit wrong to say that, there is no doubt that it is a very venting thing to want to destroy other things.

"Do you have a plan?" Kujo Josuke thought for a while, and said to Mikami Yayoi, "Why don't you just go to the so-called No. 1 and try it out."

"My nails are growing fast now"

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　　Akaragi: It is rare for me to be mature enough to develop an organization. Why is it so difficult to recruit people!
　　Chisaki Kai: Three non-organizations are not as good as gangsters
　　Chengsuke: You wash your hands first, everything is easy to talk about
　　
　
(End of this chapter)