I, BOSS, just want to live a peaceful life

Chapter 71 "Why are you so proficient!"

Shaking off the sense of strangeness in his mind, Kujo Josuke continued to sit quietly on the sofa in the living room in a standard ladylike sitting posture, immersed in this slightly awkward atmosphere, and simply chose to treat himself like a vase .

"Heh, this is a hero? It's amazing. If I didn't happen to have a mission, I wouldn't have noticed that you are invading other people's private domain so openly."

Joan of Arc couldn't tell whether she was angry or speechless. Since this kind of coincidence happened, it was obviously arranged by the official of the competition: they deliberately let the missions of these "heroes" collide with their own missions. went together.

But even if they knew that this was an intentional arrangement of the competition, the group of "heroes" in front of them could only do such an act of invading personal privacy in order to complete the task, but Black Joan could not make such a similar behavior as "forgiveness".

Hehe, if I can forgive everything tolerantly without doing anything, just like the Holy Mother, then my blackening may not be fake.

"If you don't want to taste the flames of anger from hell, you'd better leave quickly!" Joan of Arc waved her hand cleanly, her slender fingers pointed to the side with the emotion of the owner, slightly embarrassed several people.

Izuku Midoriya quickly tugged the corner of his mouth, Katsuki Bakugo, who was about to burst into a mocking smile, and looked at Minoru Mineta, who was about to drool, with unkind eyes, and then gave a slight smile to Joan Hei and the others. He said apologetically, "Sorry. Since it's a mission, we have no choice."

He looked at the five very familiar figures of the enemy, swallowed his anger patiently with his rationality and upbringing, and scratched his head: "We won't leave until we complete the task of this link."

"Courage is commendable." Gilgamesh looked away from Izuku Midoriya indifferently, passing by 800 million who sat obediently on the sofa and smiled inexplicably: "Although miscellaneous cultivation at your level This king will not make a move yet, but don't take the king's benevolent reward for granted."

He turned his head again, and glanced at several teammates who were "indulging in the aura of the great heroic king, unconditionally agreeing with all the king's choices": Holding his sturdy knife wrapped in dark cloth, Anri Sonohara hung down. Leaning her head against the corner of the wall without saying a word; Sister Mag avoided her gaze resolutely, and sat on a chair wisely as if she was playing with her bracelet seriously; the last one who didn't have eyes. Well, there is no need to bring the corpse into the house Come here, someone will definitely deal with it anyway.

Name? Gilgamesh casually threw this insignificant matter behind him. He only remembered that the other party looked like a wriggling black caterpillar in a straitjacket, so ugly that it was an eyesore.

"However, if such a beauty is paid tribute to this king, maybe this king will be merciful and forgive you when he is in a good mood."

Exaggerated tone and teasing tone, that’s right, Kujo Josuke watched Gilgamesh’s “death” staring at the “800 million” he played, and took out a few flowers from the treasure of the king. The blooming flowers were thrown on the sofa in the living room where she was sitting.

Kujo Josuke: "."

I know you recognized me, but do you think there's any reward for that?Ok?

Under the scorching gaze of the enemy, "800 million" did not feel the slightest bit of fear, and bravely looked back at each other!With a fierce queen's aura, the 800 million at this time is no longer simply an inexperienced young lady!She is a student of the hero department of Xiongying High School!No, now she's even more of a hero!A hero who dares to fight the enemy for his own dignity!

Watching Gilgamesh shake his head regretfully, and stop walking towards 800 million, the thoughts in the minds of the heroic students who don't know the truth are very similar to those just now. At the same time as a trace of respect, the idea of ​​persisting in fighting was rekindled.

So what if we lost completely in USJ before?How could a hero be defeated without a fight! 800 million, I suffered such a serious injury from the girl with the knife before, and now I can raise my chest again without fear at all, how can I give up! ?

The above is probably the same idea of ​​Izuku Midoriya/Katsuki Bakugo/Frog Bukki Umeyu/Mito Mineta.

Kujo Josuke: Naobu is a disease, go to the hospital and see, do you want me to call an ambulance for you?

"What are you doing? Gold glitter? Your brain was finally smashed by your favorite gold?" Hearing what Gilgamesh said, Black Joan turned around and questioned him almost inconceivably.

beauty?She couldn't believe that the king of heroes, who had countless beauty, would be tempted by any woman. All kinds of goddesses in ancient Babylon failed to win his favor. How could anyone seduce this arrogant and dead otaku now?

Wait, maybe if it's Hatsune Miku (not—)
As soon as Joan of Arc turned around, she saw Gilgamesh's subtle expression that seemed to be a smile but not a smile, and Gilgamesh himself realized the attention of Joan of Arc. He smiled generously.

"A beauty of this level is much better than Ishtar."

If you don't want to die, shut up quickly. Compared with the position that was very close to the sofa just now, standing so far away now is really not useful at critical moments. [Clairvoyance], you are lucky.

Beside her was only the Killer Queen hiding in the shadows, and she could do nothing about the distance that was almost the diagonal of the entire room. The orange vertical pupils blinked in confusion, and finally obediently disappeared again under the master's calm instructions.

Kujo Josuke suppressed his thoughts of wanting to evaporate this deadly heroic spirit for a moment. His absolute rationality made him not even angry, but he felt a burst of instinctive displeasure at the sight he attracted to him.

Joan of Arc carefully observed the girl named 800 million, both curious and a little upset: what kind of girl can make Gilgamesh think that she is more beautiful than a goddess, she needs to see it well!
Hair, exploding black ponytail?Such a good hair quality wasted, minus points!The face is not bad, but it can only be said to be ordinary and good-looking, but the temperament is quite unique. In this environment, the eyes are not flustered at all, plus points!Figure, what kind of revealing clothes is this woman?Are your boobs bigger?
Waiting for something always feels wrong.

Joan of Arc re-observed this girl, this time not for the reason of admiring her appearance, but for a scrutiny-level observation.

Then isn't this empty, strip, city, Jie,? ?
Joan of Arc can still recognize the characteristics of the person I have a crush on. Unlike Gilgamesh who cheats by relying on the future, Joan of Arc, who has been called an "idiot" in the past, relies on her keen observation and understanding of space. Jojosuke guessed it based on his understanding.Although the appearance is that of a girl, but that unique temperament, that familiar (threat to Gilgamesh) eyes, Joan of Arc has seen countless times before!

The sarcasm that was about to be uttered suddenly extinguished. Under the puzzled expressions of all the heroes, Joan of Arc's cheeks were flushed, and she took two or three quick breaths, and the original arrogance disappeared all at once.Subconsciously looking away, Joan of Arc covered her face with her raised right hand, and then slowly said: "Yes, it's very cute. Well, you just need not to move things around. The task NPC is tied up by me. , Ah no, it’s in the bedroom inside.”

Oops, kinda, kinda cute!

Subconsciously replaced 800 million faces with Josuke Kujo's, Joan of Arc's lily soul was burning, and he blew a rainbow fart to Josuke in his heart: the black ponytail was full of liveliness and playfulness, even how to comb it The tail of hair that can’t be combed is also so cute; the cold and sharp eyes are full of the temperament of a queen, and the expression of smiling but not smiling has a unique cuteness; the perfect figure with slender waist and long legs is a fairy match. I can [——] a year!
Kujo Josuke: The corner of his mouth twitched.

I saw that the movements of 800 million in the center of the vortex remained unchanged, and they were still sitting on the sofa. As if they had just reacted to the enemy's series of movements, they covered their faces and said, "Thank you, but I'm sorry first!"

Then as soon as the words fell, Chengsuke immediately straightened up, dragged Frog Chui Meiyu on one side, and rushed directly to the location of the mission NPC.The remaining three boys looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally chose to follow.

Only Gilgamesh, who was obviously just messing around, was left with a smothered smile, and Joan of Arc's dull eyes followed the actions of 800 million.

With a sound of "bang--", the hangboard with the name of Joan of Arc finally stopped on the door after shaking for a while, looking at the tightly closed door, Joan of Arc felt that the door to a new world in her heart seemed to be opened .

I feel that as long as it is him, both men and women can look like it.
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"I didn't expect that 800 million million breasts could even seduce that kind of enemy!" Minoru Mineta yelled, "I still remember those two guys! It was USJ who followed that Kujo Josuke back then Those two!"

The remaining two boys are not as shameless as Minoru Mineta. In fact, Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugo, who are essentially innocent boys in high school, didn't react to the fairy operation just now.

I'm ready to fight you desperately without personality?Then you show me this?

My heart was full of inexplicable confusion and frustration, and in the end Izuku Midoriya said a little awkwardly: "In short, it is a good thing that you can not fight without getting hurt?"

"Listen to your uncertain tone!"

In this matter, Wa Chui Meiyu, who is also a girl with 800 million, can't see it, saying that it is because of the praise brought by her appearance, but this is a denial of 800 million's efforts to become a hero since childhood: compared with Your strength as a hero is more useful as a woman.

Wa Chui Mei Yu was worried that 800 million was nothing on the surface, but was actually sad inside, so she hurriedly comforted her and said, "Those enemies can't fight without personality, but you just use it as an excuse to save yourself, so..." Don't be unhappy Ah.

"It's okay." "800 million" smiled normally: "Now it's a competition. As a descendant of the 800 million family, how could I be so fragile in my heart!"

"That's good!" Frog Chui Meiyu was relieved. As a friend, she is as considerate as a mother. When she saw 800 million positive responses, she smiled: "Actually, Baijiang is real. It's so pretty!"

Well, under the mask of 800 million smiles, Kujo Jojo has an expressionless face, caught in some kind of emotion that he perceives for the first time.

Not angry, nor unhappy, Kujo Josuke realized some kind of wonderful feeling for the first time in his life under the "attack" by the eyes of Black Jeanne d'Arc and Gilgamesh just now.It's like you "satisfy your appetite in the arms of your mother as a baby when you don't know anything", and then this kind of video is seen by your classmates, girlfriends, and all your acquaintances, that's the feeling.

Black history!Accurate black history!

I didn't feel it before, but now I suddenly feel uncomfortable all over, with too cumbersome breasts and too revealing clothes. Kujo Josuke raised his hand and looked at his watch, and said with a smile: "Let's hurry up, there is no time left after all. How much."

When this point was mentioned suddenly, the other students of the hero department couldn't help but look anxious, after all, a lot of time was wasted just now.So when they heard the words "800 million", they didn't have time to think about it, and walked quickly to the location of the bedroom shown on the bracelet.

Kujo Josuke, who was lagging behind, walked at a constant pace, with a normal expression, and no one knew what this person was thinking in his heart.

Please tell me who came up with this activity?I have a gift I want to give her/him, what do you think of "Wither Heart Attack"?
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The whole process was full of climaxes and the plot was full of ups and downs. From the eyes of the heroes and enemies at the venue, this was simply at the level of the plot of a novel. Although the organizers did this intentionally, they still couldn’t help but feel that it was interesting. .

By the way, sympathize with those students for a second, the cameras that follow the whole process are a bit too much (but you should get used to it).

Originally, they thought that during the first round of the competition, the ideological debate that took place in the forest would be a hot spot; Mineta Mito, who didn't know that his identity was exposed, was being teased obediently; the secret dialogue between Dabi and Hong Jiaodong , The magical relationship with each other is also enough to attract attention.

But what I didn't expect was that this second round of competition was far beyond imagination.

If this was written as a standard news headline by an unscrupulous reporter, it can be imagined that it should be in this format:
"shock!Well-known Internet celebrity Kujo Josuke did this kind of thing, the man was silent and the woman shed tears"

"Skilled enough to make people feel distressed!The story behind the male high school student who is so skilled in female clothing》

"The net exposed the real situation of Xiongying High School, students complained with blood and tears: the conditions are too poor to read!" "

"Why the sow next door screams in the middle of the night, and why the famous beauty sheds tears secretly, will take you into the real beauty disaster! "

"She, walked into her/his heart?"A new round of Arkham Albums, and it's white season again! "

Kujo Josuke: Thank you, Killer Queen, the first bomb!

　Because of the square team training in the sports meeting. The QAQ author is suffering lately these days

　　
　
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