I just became the Lord God, my golden finger is a chat group

Chapter 20 Zeng Xiaoxian: Who else

"Hahaha……"

At [-], Block [-], Love Apartment, Zeng Xiaoxian put his hands on his hips, and laughed with his face up to the sky, his expression was both obscene and secondary.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect that my Brother Xian would have a lucky day after half his life, so I asked, who else is there!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's luck has never been good since he was a child. He finally grew up through bumps and bumps. He studied the broadcasting major.

The TV stations are all elites, and he is still a billion points away from the elites, and they don't want it at all.

In desperation, he had no choice but to find a radio gangster first, hoping to use his talent to get ahead and slap the TV station hard.

It's a pity that the ideal is very full, and the reality is like online dating. During the video, the woman is a goblin with a thin waist and long legs. The dinosaur girl who looks like a menopausal aunt.

I thought this would be the end of my life, as long as I got the goddess Nuolan and gave birth to seven boys and eight girls, it would be good to live like this for the rest of my life.

Unexpectedly, the dream did not come true, I met Xianyuan first, joined a chat group that can span endless worlds, and there is a god in it.

It's a pity that I didn't believe it at first, thinking it was a prank by Hu Yifei and the others, who said a lot of reckless words, offended God badly, and almost lost my life.

Although he saved his life in the end, the price was huge, and he had to "work part-time to pay off his debts" in the years to come.

"Should I learn Bajiquan first, or learn Huashan's basic internal skills first?" Zeng Xiaoxian fell into deep thought as he saw two martial arts cheat books appearing in his hands.

"Children only do multiple-choice questions. In the world of adults, of course they need all of them." Zeng Xiaoxian felt that he had fallen into a misunderstanding.

It didn't say that you can only learn one book, if that's the case, of course, the more the better.

These are martial arts cheats, and they are all authentic, unadulterated ones. They are not castrated versions of various schools and schools in modern society, and they can only perform fancy fists and embroidered legs with no actual combat ability.

Moreover, there is also the inner strength method that only exists in martial arts novels. You must know that this thing is completely virtual. There is no such thing in reality, and no one can practice inner strength in reality.

I still remember that after reading the first martial arts novel, I had a dream of being a chivalrous hero in my heart, and even designed a battle robe for this purpose. This battle robe has never been thrown away, and it is still locked deep in the cabinet I read it, and occasionally take it out to have a look, and miss my childhood dream.

Zeng Xiaoxian plunged into the sea of ​​martial arts cheats with the enthusiasm he had when reviewing for the college entrance examination.

Five hours later, the sky was getting dark, Zeng Xiaoxian finally closed the book, rubbed Rong Rong's aching eyes, his eyes were completely blank.

I don't know whether it's because his education is too low, or there is a problem with the way of understanding. The martial arts secret books are all classical Chinese. Without a deep foundation in this area, he doesn't understand the meaning of the sentences at all.

To sum it up in one sentence, chickens talk to ducks, and they don't know what to do.

Can't see it at all.

"It's not that brother Xian's education is too low, but that these ancient people are too hypocritical, and they have to make things so mysterious when they can clearly explain things." Zeng Xiaoxian complained.

But this is not important, it doesn't matter if I don't understand it, I heard people in the group say that as long as you recite prayer scriptures, you can improve your intelligence thousands of times, and you will instantly understand what you didn't understand.

"The Supreme Primordial God, you are the only one in the heavens and the source of the endless world. Your glory spreads the infinite world. Your power makes the gods tremble. You are one and all things. I sincerely believe in you and wish to Endless worlds sow your divine name..."

Zeng Xiaoxian knelt on the ground and prayed devoutly, so his spirit was sublimated thousands of times in an instant, and then he "saw" the majestic figure standing in the depths of endless dimensions, which made his mind and soul plundered.

Under the radiance of the sacred light, Zeng Xiaoxian only felt his thoughts colliding at a very high speed, and the content of the two martial arts cheat books instantly appeared in front of his eyes, and he understood it at a speed beyond imagination.

You must know that before he read these things, he was reading the heavenly scriptures, but at this moment, he seemed to have turned into a learned Confucian, and he easily understood the meaning of the words.

I don't know how long it took, maybe it was infinitely long, maybe it was an instant, his thinking broke away from the space-time dimension and occupied himself again.

Zeng Xiaoxian woke up instantly.

And the first thing he did when he woke up was to close his eyes impatiently, recalling the memories in his mind.

Afterwards, the content of Bajiquan and Huashan's basic internal skills were all clearly presented in his mind, as if there were countless villains practicing in his mind, and Zeng Xiaoxian instinctively began to dance along with it.

The movements at the beginning were still very jerky, but after dancing a few times, everything seemed to be transformed into the instinct of the limbs, punches were like thunder, kicks were like wind, accompanied by the explosion of the air, the air gradually blew up in the room.

"boom!"

With Zeng Xiaoxian's final punch, countless air currents seemed to be vented, and as his fist exploded, the place it passed was like a natural disaster, tearing a sofa and coffee table to pieces.

Zeng Xiaoxian was instantly shocked by his destructive power, he was dumbfounded and couldn't believe it.

"Praise the original god!" Zeng Xiaoxian reacted, his face was filled with ecstasy.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, what did you do? My God! My sofa, my coffee table, oh no!" As soon as Lu Ziqiao came back from the outside, when he opened the door, he was shocked to see what looked like a typhoon passing through.

"What's up, what's up, what happened?"

Several buddies living next door heard the sound and entered, each of them was shocked instantly, apparently also stunned.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, did you hide the grenade?" Hu Yifei couldn't help it at first, and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian suspiciously.

"Don't talk nonsense, this is not a joke, possession of ammunition is a felony." Zeng Xiaoxian said, looking at Hu Yifei with a displeased face.

"Then what happened to your room? Don't tell me that there was a typhoon just now, and then it just happened to blow into the room, and then happened to break the sofa and coffee table." Hu Yifei rolled his eyes, revealing With an expression that you don't want to quibble.

After finishing speaking, she walked to the broken sofa and coffee table on her own, and Holmes possessed her body in an instant, trying to find out the truth of the incident.

However, although Hu Yifei has a high force value, he has no detective skills. After watching for a long time, he still has no hope of finding out why, so he can only stand up with a embarrassed face.

"Tell me, how did you get this room? Don't you know that these things are very expensive? I'm afraid you won't be able to afford it if you sell it." Hu Yifei threatened Zeng Xiaoxian with her casserole-sized fist.

(End of this chapter)