Mountain people's sister flowers

Chapter 371 Uncooked and Cooked Rice?
It's not that Ye Shanghan can't drink liquor, on the contrary, because the heart of the earth transformed his body, so that his body is invulnerable to all poisons and evil.

Not to mention drinking one hundred and eighty catties of liquor, even if he was asked to drink hundreds of catties of alcohol, he would not be able to get drunk.

What he was afraid of was that if Shangguan's father drank like this, nothing would happen, right?
The son-in-law came to drink with his father-in-law for the first time, and he actually drank his father-in-law into the hospital. Once such a thing happened, the consequences would be disastrous.

After thinking about it, Ye Shanghan could only smile bitterly, and said in a weak tone: "Uncle, why don't we drink tea? We can also drink beer. Is there any beer at home? If not, I'll go to the supermarket downstairs to buy it. "

Saying that, Ye Shanghan wanted to get up and run away.

"What tea? What beer?"

Shangguan's father glared at Ye Shanghan, and said, "If you really recognize me as a father-in-law, then kill the Erguotou that your sister-in-law poured!"

"..."

Shangguan Ganoderma was not happy anymore, and hurriedly said: "Dad, how can you be like this? Typhoid and I have been together secretly since we were in school, and we also have this precious daughter Ye Chunqing, even if you don't recognize him, he And your son-in-law!"

"Humph!"

Shangguan's father snorted coldly and said, "If my son-in-law of Shangguan's family can't drink, won't it make those comrades laugh if it gets out?"

"you……"

Seeing that Shangguan Ganoderma could not convince Shangguan's father, she could only look at Shangguan's mother who was only focused on serving the little witch for help, and said, "Mom, can you still take care of my father? Is there a father-in-law who forces his son-in-law to drink?"

Shangguan's mother didn't even look at Shangguan Ganoderma lucidum, it was obvious that she and Shangguan's father had joined forces.

Seeing that Shangguan Ganoderma was in a hurry, Ye Shanghan simply didn't insist, and said, "Uncle, it's not that I don't know how to drink baijiu, but I'm afraid that I might accidentally get you drunk."

"Ah."

Shangguan's father sneered disdainfully, and said, "If you can really drink me down, I will recognize you as your son-in-law!"

Shangguan Ganoderma lucidum was really worried about Ye Shanghan, and unknowingly held Ye Shanghan's hand. Mo Tingyu, who was watching from the side, was full of displeasure, so he said intentionally or unintentionally: "Cousin, my cousin's husband is your man. You don't even know if he can drink?"

"Ganoderma lucidum usually doesn't let me drink alcohol. She said that drinking alcohol is harmful to my body. If I want to drink, I drink it secretly."

Ye Shanghan babbled nonsense, and without any hesitation, picked up the bowl in front of him and started drinking. Just like Shangguan's father before, he drank like drinking water, and drank a whole bowl of nearly three taels of Erguotou in just two sips. Upside down.

After drinking a bowl of wine, Ye Shanghan only felt hot from his throat to his abdomen, and he was very comfortable, so he didn't care about pretending to be a gentleman, so he took out the cigarettes, took one for himself, and handed another to Shangguan's father.

"Dad, no smoking!"

Seeing that the two wanted to light cigarettes, the little witch hurriedly frowned and stopped them.

Because of the existence of the child, Ye Shanghan and Shangguan's father had no choice but to give up. Shangguan's father's eyes lit up and said, "Xiaoye, I didn't expect you to have two tricks, let's drink again!"

While talking, without waiting for Mo Tingyu to pour the wine, Shangguan's father grabbed the bottle and poured it on his own.

While talking and laughing, Ye Shanghan and Shangguan's father drank three bowls of wine each, almost a catty each.

At this time, Shangguan's father's face had already started to turn red, and his eyes became erratic.

But Ye Shanghan was still blushing and breathless, as if he was drinking plain water.

Seeing the difference between the two, Shangguan Lingzhi and Mo Tingyu were stunned, especially Shangguan Lingzhi could clearly feel her heart beating very fast, the "thumping" kind, and the way she looked at Ye Shanghan It even became blurred unconsciously.

As for Shangguan's mother, she clapped her hands excitedly and said, "His father, have you always boasted that you are invincible in drinking? Today, you have been defeated by your son-in-law, right? Our daughter is stronger than me, and her vision is much better than mine, hahahaha .”

Because she was happy, Shangguan's mother continued to pick up vegetables for the little witch, as if she was willing to give the whole pot of vegetables to the little witch.

The little witch who was born with a big appetite lived up to expectations, and she always ate every dish made by Shangguan's mother with relish.

"This is really a successor!"

Shangguan's father couldn't remember how long he hadn't been so happy, and he hadn't been so happy during the holidays. The more he watched Ye Shanghan, the more satisfied he was, so he poured the wine again and said, "Come on, son-in-law, let's continue drinking. We're full." Don't go back tonight, just rest at home overnight."

"This……"

Ye Shanghan was about to refuse, but Shangguan Ganoderma lucidum said: "Okay, okay, drink it, I'll go and tidy up the room."

Since Ye Shanghan can drink and is stronger than Shangguan's father, Shangguan Ganoderma naturally doesn't have to worry about Ye Shanghan drinking.

Shangguan's mother said suspiciously: "Didn't you secretly become husband and wife a long time ago, and what room are you cleaning up? Tonight, Typhoid will sleep in the same room with you, and cutie will sleep with me!"

"..."

Ye Shanghan and Shangguan Ganoderma, who inadvertently looked at each other, became confused immediately.

But just when the two were about to object, Mo Tingyu, who was staring at Ye Shanghan with his hands on his chin in a daze, said first, "No way! How can the two of them sleep in the same room?"

"Why not?"

Shangguan's mother looked puzzled and said, "Isn't it normal for couples to share the same bed? Otherwise, where did my little cute granddaughter come from? I still expect them to have another one!"

"I... I I I..."

Mo Tingyu was so anxious that he thought for a while and said, "Auntie, I want to stay too. I want to sleep with my cousin tonight."

Shangguan's mother said without thinking, "If you want to stay, you can sleep in the guest room by yourself, or go back to your house!"

"..."

Mo Tingyu was speechless, thinking that her aunt was fake.

Seeing this, Shangguan Ganoderma took the opportunity to say: "Cousin, it's getting late, I'll take you downstairs!"

"..."

Mo Tingyu was tongue-tied again.

"Hmph! Smelly cousin, do you want to take this opportunity to cook rice with Ye Typhoid? It's a good idea!"

Thinking of this, Mo Tingyu immediately pouted and said, "Is my cousin driving me away? Huh! I can't cheat!"

Without waiting for Shangguan Ganoderma to speak, Mo Tingyu added fiercely: "Also, you can leave if you want me to. I have to whisper a few words to my aunt first."

"I……"

Shangguan Ganoderma was at a loss, so he pulled Mo Tingyu and said, "Come on, let's tidy up the room."

Before the two girls left, Shangguan's father started urging Ye Shanghan to drink again.

Ye Shanghan didn't care about how to solve the problem of staying overnight, so he could only continue to bite the bullet and accompany Shangguan's father to drink.

Before he knew it, half an hour passed, and the little witch, who was full of food and drink, had already fallen asleep in Shangguan's mother's arms, while Shangguan's father was so drunk that he lay motionless on the table.

Although Ye Shanghan didn't feel sleepy at all, he was afraid that Shangguan Ganoderma would blame him for getting her father drunk, so he pretended to be drunk too.

So, with Shangguan Ganoderma lucidum, Mo Tingyu, and Shangguan's mother in a hurry, everyone went back to their rooms and went to sleep.

Ye Shanghan pretending to be drunk was supported by Shangguan Ganoderma lucidum and Mo Tingyu, and staggered into Shangguan Ganoderma lucidum's bedroom.

After helping Ye Shanghan to the bed, Mo Tingyu said to Shangguan Ganoderma lucidum, "Cousin, you must keep your word, and you can't sleep with Ye Shanghan while he is drunk. I will sleep with him every half an hour." I'll knock on the door and check."

"Oh my cousin, do you want to be so nagging?"

Shangguan Ganoderma lucidum said impatiently: "I assure you, I really just let typhoid help me deal with my parents!"

"Hmph! I don't care. Anyway, I come to check every half hour. If you dare to lock the door, I will tell my aunt the truth immediately!"

As Mo Tingyu said, he left Shangguan Ganoderma's room angrily, but still felt uneasy, thinking that Ye Shanghan was a sheep in the mouth of a tiger, so he couldn't help turning his head and glaring at Shangguan Ganoderma after he went out.

"The little girl even dares to grab a man from me, hmph!"

After hearing that Mo Tingyu had entered the bedroom next door, Shangguan Ganoderma immediately locked the bedroom door behind her.

For a moment, looking at Ye Shanghan lying on the bed stretched all over, Shangguan Lingzhi felt that the whole world was quiet.

She approached Ye Shanghan step by step uncontrollably, then squatted beside the bed, staring blankly at Ye Shanghan's face with her big black eyes. It became more and more serious, as if uncontrollable, she stretched out her hand to caress Ye Shanghan's face, and murmured to herself:

"Lingzhi, you must be crazy."

Ye Shanghan, who was pretending to be drunk, noticed that Shangguan Ganoderma lucidum's hand touched his cheek, so he coughed lightly twice on purpose, narrowed his eyes slowly, and said something drunk on purpose: "Uncle, come, let's drink again. stop!"

Shangguan Ganoderma lucidum quickly withdrew her hands in fright, her cheeks were already red up to her ears.

Seeing Ye Shanghan opened her eyes and stared at herself, she said in a weak tone: "Shang... Typhoid, you... are you awake?"

At this time, Shangguan Ganoderma lucidum was attached to the bedside, with the upper half of his body lying in front of Ye Shanghan, no matter how restrained Ye Shanghan was, he could not help seeing the plumpness in the collar along the neckline of Shangguan Ganoderma lucidum.

Although Ye Shanghan is not afraid of baijiu, alcohol can more or less paralyze his nerves. He drank so much tonight, naturally he felt slightly dizzy.

The so-called wine is strong and cowardly, the more Ye Shanghan restrains himself, the more he can't help but peek at the collar of Shangguan Ganoderma lucidum.

In order to conceal the elusive desire in his heart, Ye Shanghan simply closed his eyes on purpose again, and continued to pretend to be talking about wine: "Where am I?"

Women are sensitive, even if Ye Shanghan would cover it up again, Shangguan Ganoderma still noticed that Ye Shanghan's eyes fell on her chest for a moment.

This feeling made Shangguan Ganoderma suddenly become bold, and she even couldn't help saying softly to herself: "Shanghan, what do you think we are doing fake shows for real? I heard Hongsu said that although you already have a daughter, little The witch's mother broke up with you a long time ago, can you let me be the little witch's mother? I will definitely treat her well, as you have seen, our parents and mothers will treat her well..."

What Shangguan Lingzhi said was not so much persuading Ye Shanghan, but rather convincing himself.

As she was talking, she couldn't help but crawled onto the bed, and then couldn't help but kiss Ye Typhoid.

Ye Shanghan wanted to control his impulsiveness and pretend to be drunk, he suffered from headaches, before Shangguan Ganoderma's lips "stamped" his face, he deliberately turned his back on Shangguan Ganoderma.

Shangguan Ganoderma lucidum did not give up, and simply lay down on Ye Shanghan's body, holding Ye Shanghan's face with both hands and was about to kiss him.

There was no way for Ye Shanghan to retreat, so he could only bite the bullet and open his eyes, and said dumbfoundingly: "Sister, you are playing with fire!"

"you……"

Seeing Ye Shanghan's clear and bright eyes almost mouth to mouth, Shangguan Ganoderma's face turned red, and she said in an unbelievable tone: "You...are you drunk?"

Ye Shanghan nodded with a wry smile, and said, "Doctor Shangguan, the fake boyfriend's service shouldn't include sleeping with you, right? You're embarrassing me!"

"Who said it wasn't included?"

Shangguan Ganoderma blushed and said quietly: "I didn't make it difficult for you. Besides, shouldn't you men enjoy this kind of thing? And...and it's the first time for him..."

(End of this chapter)