The mulberry life of a small peasant girl

Chapter 58
Er Niu has been very proud recently. He passed the Tongsheng examination at the age of 11. After listening to the advice of the county school teacher, he tried to take the examination of scholar, and finally passed again!
Er Niu Niang is also very proud, this time she is finally honoring her ancestors, seeing how the sisters-in-law are burying herself and only giving birth to one child.

The tongue-twisting woman in Zhangjia Village is also very proud. It seems that our village is full of outstanding people, and even an 11-year-old can be selected as a scholar.

As a result, rumors all over the sky spread across every corner of Ning County, and the matchmakers received the task one after another, running to Er Niu's house with all their strength to break their legs.

The only one who is very upset is Xiaofu.Who can tell her how the little fat Erniu who was originally disliked suddenly became so popular two years after she left.She hates, she resents, when she ran to the door of Erniu's house not long after she got home, there were several circles of people crowded inside and out, she crowded, she jumped, she bumped, but the big and small daughter-in-law in front, the pink makeup matchmaker just didn't like it. Move your feet.

Finally, tired, she went home out of breath.

She swears that Er Niu is her own, and happiness is to be won by herself.The meat that is not stared at will definitely be stolen by others.

To eat good meat, you must understand meat.

Someone wandered around the village.

Under the big tree in the middle of the village.

"Wow, Brother Erniu is so handsome."

俊？
"Wow, Brother Er Niu is so talented."

talent?
By the creek in the village.

"Brother Er Niu smiled at me yesterday."

laugh?
"He also talked to me the day before yesterday."

say?

Xiaofu nodded, thinking that he had collected the information, he patted his butt with ease, ready to transform Er Niu.

Back home, she hid in the bedroom, avoiding her sister's sight, she took out the pen, ink, paper and inkstone from the drawer, and began to write stroke by stroke with her chin resting on her cheek.

"The First Volume of the Transformation Erniu Project"

Situation: Erniu is very popular, but Xiaofu is very upset.

Purpose: To restore the annoying scene of Er Niu
Method: [-]. Jun makes Er Niu ugly

Two, it makes Er Niu stupid
Three, laughing makes Er Niu stupid
Four, said to make Erniu dumb
Effect: (blank)

On the second day, Xiaofu came to Er Niu's house in a panic, and knocked on the door.

Er Niu was very happy. He heard that Xiaofu was back yesterday. He wanted to go to Xiaofu’s house, but he was surrounded by many girls talking when he went out. My husband taught me: Don’t do evil because it’s small, don’t do good because it’s small .He couldn't stay away from the people who needed him just because he was in a hurry to see Xiaofu. Selfishness is a minor evil.

Seeing Erniu's behavior, Xiaofu is still the same as before, she doesn't know how handsome it is.So she walked around Er Niu a few times, with sharp eyes trying to stare Er Niu out of a hole, Er Niu was so scared, she quickly asked: "What's wrong with Xiao Fu? You don't recognize me?"

Xiaofu raised his chest and drew his stomach in, with his hands on his hips, he said with arrogance: "Say! How handsome are you?"

After hearing this, Er Niu's face turned pink, and he waved his hands shyly, "No, no, everyone says I look good, I think it's because I've lost weight."

Xiaofu thought, Er Niu used to be a little chubby, and her sister also laughed that she was the same as Er Niu, but she never felt that she was fat. Now she hurried to Er Niu's side and compared them, okay, when Er Niu will lose weight up.

No!

The first step is to make Er Niu ugly and help Er Niu gain weight.

"Erniu, do you think I'm fat?"

"not fat."

"Then do I look good?"

"nice."

"Then you have to be like me, not fat and good-looking."

Xiaofu poured pork head meat, braised pork, chicken stewed with mushrooms, and old duck soup into Er Niu's belly.After half a month of overeating, Er Niu finally gained weight.

Er Niu bitterly complained to his mother: "Mom, I'm fat, and my classmates laugh at me."

Er Niu Niang touched her son's fleshy face, "It's not bad, it's better to be fatter, you study hard, remember to finish the food Xiaofu gave you."

Erniu: "..."

In the second step, Er Niu becomes stupid and persuades Er Niu to farm

Xiaofu took Er Niu through a whole field, she pointed to the field and said: "Food is the most important thing for the people, if there is no food, they will starve to death, right?"

Er Niu nodded.

Xiao Fu said again: "Give yourself up for others, treat yourself like others, right?"

Er Niu nodded again.

Xiao Fuyi spoke righteously: "The world will worry about it first, and the world will enjoy it afterward, right?"

Er Niu nodded again.

"Then don't study and work hard to feed the people of Yong Kingdom."

"..."

On the second day, Er Niu's wife came to the door and said to Li: "Er Niu, this child will never study again. He is introverted. Although he is not good at being an official, it is good to be a teacher. You wife People are really unreasonable, how can they destroy the future gardeners of Yong Kingdom."

The Er Niu Niu looked at the white washed coat of the master and the white hair on the temples, and immediately drove the spitting Master out of the house, thinking: My Er Niu can't be so miserable as a husband like him, or Be a landowner. "

So Er Niu's official career was completely gone, and he went home to tidy up his stretches of fields.

In the third step, Er Niu became even more stupid with a silly smile.

The plan went smoothly to the third step, Xiaofu laughed happily, and at the same time did not forget to praise Er Niu.

Er Niu was very useful, she smiled silly, lowered her head shyly, and looked like a little daughter-in-law.

Xiao Fu was very puzzled, obviously Er Niu's smile was very silly, why those girls like to see Er Niu smile.However, she remembered that there was a fool in the village who often smiled at people. Not only did people not like him, they often called him stupid.Xiaofu recalled the smiles of the fool and Er Niu, and she understood the crux of the problem!The person who tied the bell needs to be untied. Since everyone likes to see him smile, it would be good to change his smile.

"Erniu, I think a fool's smile is very sincere and moving, but your smile is too silly."

Er Niu quit, he is actually no better than a fool in Xiaofu's heart, well, let him see how a fool laughs.

Afterwards... Erniu found that he had seen too much fool's smile, and imitated [-]% or [-]% of it unconsciously.

The little girl in the village was frightened and cried by him, and preached to others: "There are too many idiots with Er Niu, and I have a disease of idiots, everyone run away!"

Erniu: "..."

In the fourth step, Er Niu became dumb and was not allowed to speak
Er Niu was very melancholy, he looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, why did everyone think he was stupid, obviously Xiao Fu was very happy to see his smile.

In order to prevent Erniu from talking to other girls, Xiaofu thought of a good way.

She patted Er Niu on the back like a brother in need, and persuaded: "If you insist on telling them that you are not stupid, they will ignore you even more. At this time, you have to be tougher and ignore these gossips, and the gossips will naturally be self-defeating." ,trust me."

Sure enough, Er Niu was very proud and didn't talk to the girls. Everyone thought he was cool and not stupid at all, and gathered around him again. Er Niu felt that what Xiao Fu said was really effective, so he ignored everyone more and more, and only chatted with Xiao Fu joking.

All the girls threw out a fiery heart, but Er Niu stepped on it and crushed it. Their love turned into hatred. From then on, Er Niu had only Xiaofu by his side.

Finally, Xiaofu smiled and took out the plan sheet, and filled in the effect column: a big victory.

(End of this chapter)