Farmhouse Small God Bowl
Chapter 145
Chapter 145
Zhou Xiaobai chuckled and said, "This question is too simple, isn't it from Nanyang!"
"Ah!" Liu Xiucai swayed and almost failed to make it to the ground.This... this... how is this possible?The three referees, who had been sitting in the referee's seat for a long time, immediately cheered up. They discussed urgently for a while and said, "Zhang Heng is indeed from Nanyang, and Zhou Xiaobai gets a point!"
"Yeah!" Zhou Xiaobai exclaimed excitedly. To be honest, she didn't think she could score at first. She just wanted to keep the average. She didn't expect to score one point.
"You... don't be too happy, you...you ask questions, I will definitely score!" Liu Xiucai said angrily.
"Okay, then I'll ask you, what is Zhang Fei's mother's last name!"
"What? What did you say?" Liu Xiucai actually understood it, but he really couldn't understand it.History questions were originally his strong point, but how can you ask such questions?This... What is the last name of Zhang Fei's mother? It is recorded in this and that history book.Not to mention Zhang Fei's mother, even Liu Bang's mother, the famous Han Gaozu, is only recorded in the historical records as Ms. Liu, and she was not listed in the female biographies, so how could she be named.
"What's Zhang Fei's mother's last name!?" Zhou Xiaobai asked with a smile.
"This... what's your last name?" Liu Xiucai asked after thinking for a long time.
"Is this your problem?" Zhou Xiaobai asked back.
Liu Xiucai hesitated for a moment. If this is a question, if the other party answers the question, it will be 2 points ahead.If the opponent cannot answer, it will be a 1-1 tie.He thought about it carefully again, and made sure that there was no record of Zhang Fei's mother's last name in that book.Finally, he gritted his teeth and said, "It's my problem!"
"Hehe, listen up. Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu!"
"Why do you see it!?" The young man also asked curiously. He is also a well-educated person, but he really couldn't remember who Zhang Fei's mother was recorded in that book, and what was Zhang Fei's wife's last name at that time Everyone knows that her surname is Xiahou, and she is Xiahouyuan's niece.
"Haven't you guys heard of Much Ado About Nothing?" Zhou Xiaobai asked back with a smile.
"This... this...!" Liu Xiucai yelled loudly: "You are wrong! This... this has nothing to do with Zhang Fei. This is an idiom!"
"Wonderful, wonderful, this is the real ruthless question!" The young man praised loudly, just like ruthless versus ruthless. The ancients also liked to use some ruthless questions, asking and answering specious things. Admit it, and it is very easy to get everyone's appreciation.For example, in the upper couplet, "the tree has been found for a long time, it is difficult to set the ax", and the second couplet is "really irrelevant at all", which is a typical ruthless couple. "Fruit" is the name of the object for "tree"; "One point" is a classifier for "Qianxun" (the ancient Bachi is Xun); "dry" is the name of the object for "axe" ("dry" is an ancient weapon).The upper and lower sentences are extremely neat, but the meaning of the sentence is irrelevant and unexpected.
"Zhou Xiaobai 2 to 0!" The referee unanimously decided.
That Liu Xiucai was so anxious that the veins on his head came out, and he rolled up his sleeves. He didn't have any literati temperament, so he had to say something else, "I won't accept it, come again."
But there was booing from below, "Cut. You are still a scholar. Why don't you talk about it? You have won three to two. What is the comparison?"
Liu Xiucai was red-eyed just now, so he didn't think of it at all, and then he was ridiculed by the people below, so he had no choice but to step down from the stage in despair.
The result of Wendou was quite obvious, and Zhoujiacun, who had no objection, won.Zhou Xiaobai won the first battle, and Zhou Xiaobai made the first contribution.Everyone didn't expect that Wendou, who had no advantage at all, would be able to mess with her like this. Wrong, wrong, it was obviously clever and witty that won her back.
With the remaining two fights and courage, everyone is even more confident.They all clamored to take advantage of the victory and continue to fight, but this fight was originally planned to be held today, so the place for the competition was also chosen to be under Niu Shou Mountain.
The crowd in Zhoujia Village was very enthusiastic, and even Zhou Xiaobai felt that his village must have finished the competition this time and would definitely win.But no one noticed the strange smile of the old white-bearded village chief of Wangjiazhuang.
Because it was a test of the speed of going up the mountain, the place chosen this time was at the foot of Niu Shou Mountain, which happened to be close to the junction of the two villages. The terrain up the mountain was not as steep as Zhoujia Village, nor as gentle as Wangjiazhuang.Both villages are not at a disadvantage, so there is no doubt about this location.
The judges announced the rules of the competition, and it was very simple, that is to see who can go up the mountain and then go down the mountain faster.Some people questioned it, saying that the two of them went to the mountain, what if they didn't reach the top of the mountain?But these people are thoughtful and thoughtful.
It is said that the government has arranged for the police to be on the top, and when they see two people, they will give each of them a cloth strip, and they will not count until they go down the mountain and see that there is a cloth strip.Hearing this explanation, people in the two villages had no objections.
All the people in Zhoujia Village are good at climbing the mountain, so looking at the mountain, I thought that this competition must be a sure thing.
With an order, the representatives of the two villages rushed up like flying.In a blink of an eye, there was no one to be seen.Since no one can see it anymore, it's useless to watch so eagerly, they all backed away.
Chen Mo's business came, and he was very busy in the crowd with a small body holding a teapot. The business was so good that he couldn't greet him alone.He also called Gou Shenger and they came to help together.
Zhou Xiaobai and a few troublemakers in the village, Duhu, were not acquainted with each other. After punishing Zhou Xiaobai, they were all convinced.She didn't make trouble anymore, but she mixed with Chen Mo on weekdays and helped the Zhou family with a lot of work.
When the people in the village saw that these people were no longer sneaking around, they really wanted to confess Zhou Xiaobai like a Bodhisattva, and they solved a big harm for everyone.
Anyway, these boys are obedient to the rectification.
Zhou Xiaobai looked at the road up the mountain with all his heart, thinking, if there are people from the government as referees, then there will be no moths in Wangjiazhuang.She looked back and forth among the crowd in Wangjiazhuang for a long time, but she didn't see anything unusual.
She was looking at others, but she didn't expect that someone was also looking at her.That mysterious young man secretly looked at Zhou Xiaobai with a faint smile on his lips.Curious in his eyes, he never thought that he would meet such a woman when he came out to relax.She doesn't have the shyness of a boudoir girl at all, nor does she have the petty air of a farm girl, but she is generous, smart and witty, better than a man.
He wanted to see what surprises this would bring him.
As a result, his surprise did not wait, but Zhou Xiaobai was shocked.It turned out that after a while, I saw a figure hurrying down the mountain road.
Everyone in Zhoujia Village expected it to be the big cow in their village, so they all went up to greet him, intending to cheer.But I didn't expect to wait for someone to run close, and then I saw that it was the two tigers of Wangjiazhuang.So the cheers were swallowed back, but the people in Wangjia Village shouted.
What's going on here, how could the big cow from the village lose.Everyone in Zhoujia Village was puzzled.After another stick of incense, I saw another person running over.
This was not bad, but when Daniel came to the front, everyone was terrified. His feet were dripping with blood, and blood was still dripping down.
A smart person saw it a long time ago, and hurried back to grab a few handfuls of ashes to stop the bleeding.As soon as he came to his senses, he pointed at Erhu, "How can you..."
After hemming and hawing for a long time, everyone heard the general idea.It turned out that Daniel was indeed running ahead, but suddenly he heard the two tigers behind him squatting on the ground with their legs covered, yelling.
Daniu was afraid that something had happened to him, so he hurried to see.Unexpectedly, as soon as he got there, he fell and fell into a big pit with a few bamboo sticks underneath.As soon as Daniel fell into it, his legs were bleeding straight away.
Looking at Erhu on the other side, there was nothing wrong, clapped his hands, and stood up.It turned out that he deliberately lured him here.Daniel was not reconciled to losing like this, and reluctantly climbed up, but it still failed, and it was half a quarter too late.
After hearing Daniel's words, Zhoujiacun was filled with righteous indignation.They have been accused of immorality.But the people in Wangjiazhuang said that they would not admit it when they died, saying that Daniel was not careful, and in the end they still depended on themselves.
It's a pity that there were only the two of them on the road, and there was no witness. In the end, the public said that the public was right and the woman said that the woman was right.
Several judges on the stage whispered to each other for a long time before they came to a conclusion. "Wangjiazhuang won this game."
The people in Zhoujia Village down there were aggrieved. Why did they make small tricks secretly to pass the test like this?
"The level we mentioned before is a martial arts contest. Although there is no fighting or anything, it is not just a simple matter of going up the mountain. Going up the mountain to hunt is something you must do every day. If it is because of a moment of carelessness, even the ground If you can't distinguish the traps clearly, then it's really far away." Waiting for Zhou Daguan to put the words down.
The people in Zhoujiacun had nothing to say. Although they deliberately framed them up this time, it was Daniel himself who got into their trap after all because of his carelessness.I can only eat this loss secretly.
After suffering such a boring loss, the people in Zhoujiacun had secretly hated the people in Wangjiazhuang over there, especially Daniel.Although the trap wasn't deep, there was a bamboo stick stuck underneath it anyway.Fortunately, the leg was stuck. If someone went in backwards and got stuck in the head, wouldn't it be life-threatening?
But in any case, the people in Zhoujia Village lost this competition.Now the two villages are equal to each other.It's just the last match.
(End of this chapter)
Zhou Xiaobai chuckled and said, "This question is too simple, isn't it from Nanyang!"
"Ah!" Liu Xiucai swayed and almost failed to make it to the ground.This... this... how is this possible?The three referees, who had been sitting in the referee's seat for a long time, immediately cheered up. They discussed urgently for a while and said, "Zhang Heng is indeed from Nanyang, and Zhou Xiaobai gets a point!"
"Yeah!" Zhou Xiaobai exclaimed excitedly. To be honest, she didn't think she could score at first. She just wanted to keep the average. She didn't expect to score one point.
"You... don't be too happy, you...you ask questions, I will definitely score!" Liu Xiucai said angrily.
"Okay, then I'll ask you, what is Zhang Fei's mother's last name!"
"What? What did you say?" Liu Xiucai actually understood it, but he really couldn't understand it.History questions were originally his strong point, but how can you ask such questions?This... What is the last name of Zhang Fei's mother? It is recorded in this and that history book.Not to mention Zhang Fei's mother, even Liu Bang's mother, the famous Han Gaozu, is only recorded in the historical records as Ms. Liu, and she was not listed in the female biographies, so how could she be named.
"What's Zhang Fei's mother's last name!?" Zhou Xiaobai asked with a smile.
"This... what's your last name?" Liu Xiucai asked after thinking for a long time.
"Is this your problem?" Zhou Xiaobai asked back.
Liu Xiucai hesitated for a moment. If this is a question, if the other party answers the question, it will be 2 points ahead.If the opponent cannot answer, it will be a 1-1 tie.He thought about it carefully again, and made sure that there was no record of Zhang Fei's mother's last name in that book.Finally, he gritted his teeth and said, "It's my problem!"
"Hehe, listen up. Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu!"
"Why do you see it!?" The young man also asked curiously. He is also a well-educated person, but he really couldn't remember who Zhang Fei's mother was recorded in that book, and what was Zhang Fei's wife's last name at that time Everyone knows that her surname is Xiahou, and she is Xiahouyuan's niece.
"Haven't you guys heard of Much Ado About Nothing?" Zhou Xiaobai asked back with a smile.
"This... this...!" Liu Xiucai yelled loudly: "You are wrong! This... this has nothing to do with Zhang Fei. This is an idiom!"
"Wonderful, wonderful, this is the real ruthless question!" The young man praised loudly, just like ruthless versus ruthless. The ancients also liked to use some ruthless questions, asking and answering specious things. Admit it, and it is very easy to get everyone's appreciation.For example, in the upper couplet, "the tree has been found for a long time, it is difficult to set the ax", and the second couplet is "really irrelevant at all", which is a typical ruthless couple. "Fruit" is the name of the object for "tree"; "One point" is a classifier for "Qianxun" (the ancient Bachi is Xun); "dry" is the name of the object for "axe" ("dry" is an ancient weapon).The upper and lower sentences are extremely neat, but the meaning of the sentence is irrelevant and unexpected.
"Zhou Xiaobai 2 to 0!" The referee unanimously decided.
That Liu Xiucai was so anxious that the veins on his head came out, and he rolled up his sleeves. He didn't have any literati temperament, so he had to say something else, "I won't accept it, come again."
But there was booing from below, "Cut. You are still a scholar. Why don't you talk about it? You have won three to two. What is the comparison?"
Liu Xiucai was red-eyed just now, so he didn't think of it at all, and then he was ridiculed by the people below, so he had no choice but to step down from the stage in despair.
The result of Wendou was quite obvious, and Zhoujiacun, who had no objection, won.Zhou Xiaobai won the first battle, and Zhou Xiaobai made the first contribution.Everyone didn't expect that Wendou, who had no advantage at all, would be able to mess with her like this. Wrong, wrong, it was obviously clever and witty that won her back.
With the remaining two fights and courage, everyone is even more confident.They all clamored to take advantage of the victory and continue to fight, but this fight was originally planned to be held today, so the place for the competition was also chosen to be under Niu Shou Mountain.
The crowd in Zhoujia Village was very enthusiastic, and even Zhou Xiaobai felt that his village must have finished the competition this time and would definitely win.But no one noticed the strange smile of the old white-bearded village chief of Wangjiazhuang.
Because it was a test of the speed of going up the mountain, the place chosen this time was at the foot of Niu Shou Mountain, which happened to be close to the junction of the two villages. The terrain up the mountain was not as steep as Zhoujia Village, nor as gentle as Wangjiazhuang.Both villages are not at a disadvantage, so there is no doubt about this location.
The judges announced the rules of the competition, and it was very simple, that is to see who can go up the mountain and then go down the mountain faster.Some people questioned it, saying that the two of them went to the mountain, what if they didn't reach the top of the mountain?But these people are thoughtful and thoughtful.
It is said that the government has arranged for the police to be on the top, and when they see two people, they will give each of them a cloth strip, and they will not count until they go down the mountain and see that there is a cloth strip.Hearing this explanation, people in the two villages had no objections.
All the people in Zhoujia Village are good at climbing the mountain, so looking at the mountain, I thought that this competition must be a sure thing.
With an order, the representatives of the two villages rushed up like flying.In a blink of an eye, there was no one to be seen.Since no one can see it anymore, it's useless to watch so eagerly, they all backed away.
Chen Mo's business came, and he was very busy in the crowd with a small body holding a teapot. The business was so good that he couldn't greet him alone.He also called Gou Shenger and they came to help together.
Zhou Xiaobai and a few troublemakers in the village, Duhu, were not acquainted with each other. After punishing Zhou Xiaobai, they were all convinced.She didn't make trouble anymore, but she mixed with Chen Mo on weekdays and helped the Zhou family with a lot of work.
When the people in the village saw that these people were no longer sneaking around, they really wanted to confess Zhou Xiaobai like a Bodhisattva, and they solved a big harm for everyone.
Anyway, these boys are obedient to the rectification.
Zhou Xiaobai looked at the road up the mountain with all his heart, thinking, if there are people from the government as referees, then there will be no moths in Wangjiazhuang.She looked back and forth among the crowd in Wangjiazhuang for a long time, but she didn't see anything unusual.
She was looking at others, but she didn't expect that someone was also looking at her.That mysterious young man secretly looked at Zhou Xiaobai with a faint smile on his lips.Curious in his eyes, he never thought that he would meet such a woman when he came out to relax.She doesn't have the shyness of a boudoir girl at all, nor does she have the petty air of a farm girl, but she is generous, smart and witty, better than a man.
He wanted to see what surprises this would bring him.
As a result, his surprise did not wait, but Zhou Xiaobai was shocked.It turned out that after a while, I saw a figure hurrying down the mountain road.
Everyone in Zhoujia Village expected it to be the big cow in their village, so they all went up to greet him, intending to cheer.But I didn't expect to wait for someone to run close, and then I saw that it was the two tigers of Wangjiazhuang.So the cheers were swallowed back, but the people in Wangjia Village shouted.
What's going on here, how could the big cow from the village lose.Everyone in Zhoujia Village was puzzled.After another stick of incense, I saw another person running over.
This was not bad, but when Daniel came to the front, everyone was terrified. His feet were dripping with blood, and blood was still dripping down.
A smart person saw it a long time ago, and hurried back to grab a few handfuls of ashes to stop the bleeding.As soon as he came to his senses, he pointed at Erhu, "How can you..."
After hemming and hawing for a long time, everyone heard the general idea.It turned out that Daniel was indeed running ahead, but suddenly he heard the two tigers behind him squatting on the ground with their legs covered, yelling.
Daniu was afraid that something had happened to him, so he hurried to see.Unexpectedly, as soon as he got there, he fell and fell into a big pit with a few bamboo sticks underneath.As soon as Daniel fell into it, his legs were bleeding straight away.
Looking at Erhu on the other side, there was nothing wrong, clapped his hands, and stood up.It turned out that he deliberately lured him here.Daniel was not reconciled to losing like this, and reluctantly climbed up, but it still failed, and it was half a quarter too late.
After hearing Daniel's words, Zhoujiacun was filled with righteous indignation.They have been accused of immorality.But the people in Wangjiazhuang said that they would not admit it when they died, saying that Daniel was not careful, and in the end they still depended on themselves.
It's a pity that there were only the two of them on the road, and there was no witness. In the end, the public said that the public was right and the woman said that the woman was right.
Several judges on the stage whispered to each other for a long time before they came to a conclusion. "Wangjiazhuang won this game."
The people in Zhoujia Village down there were aggrieved. Why did they make small tricks secretly to pass the test like this?
"The level we mentioned before is a martial arts contest. Although there is no fighting or anything, it is not just a simple matter of going up the mountain. Going up the mountain to hunt is something you must do every day. If it is because of a moment of carelessness, even the ground If you can't distinguish the traps clearly, then it's really far away." Waiting for Zhou Daguan to put the words down.
The people in Zhoujiacun had nothing to say. Although they deliberately framed them up this time, it was Daniel himself who got into their trap after all because of his carelessness.I can only eat this loss secretly.
After suffering such a boring loss, the people in Zhoujiacun had secretly hated the people in Wangjiazhuang over there, especially Daniel.Although the trap wasn't deep, there was a bamboo stick stuck underneath it anyway.Fortunately, the leg was stuck. If someone went in backwards and got stuck in the head, wouldn't it be life-threatening?
But in any case, the people in Zhoujia Village lost this competition.Now the two villages are equal to each other.It's just the last match.
(End of this chapter)
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