Farmhouse Small God Bowl

Chapter 92
Seeing people around who didn't know the truth accuse him one after another, Zhou Xiaobai was also full of the boss's displeasure, the clay figurine still has a temper!Zhou Xiaobai also yelled out regardless, and told about the monk who came before.

The sorceress was happy to see everyone accusing Zhou Xiaobai, but she didn't expect such a trouble to happen, and she didn't know how to react for a while.

Although the blind-eyed lady still had a calm face and an air of superiority, she already secretly hated Zhou Xiaobai in her heart, thinking that she couldn't just let it go.Suddenly blurted out. "you are not human."

Pointing at Zhou Xiaobai with his finger, he fixed his blind eyes on Zhou Xiaobai.Zhou Xiaobai only felt his scalp go numb, and a burst of cold came up from the soles of his feet.The blind woman told the secret of her heart.

Zhou Xiaobai was stunned, only felt that his feet were a little weak, and the aura just now was gone. He wondered in his heart, could this sorceress really have some skills to see her own secret.No, she must not be asked to expose it in public.Zhou Xiaobai felt a little scared in his heart, and a trace of timidity appeared on his face.

Zhou Gensheng, who had been silent for a long time, said, "Xiangu, you can't talk nonsense. It was wrong for Xiaobai to be disrespectful to you just now, but you can't pour this kind of dirty water on her." Chen Mo also said repeatedly, " That's right, you can't talk nonsense." People in the village who have good friends with the Zhou family also expressed their support.

Zhou Xiaobai's heart was empty, and he didn't have the confidence to refute the sorceress at all.I was secretly afraid of what my grandfather and Chen Mo would be like if they found out that he was not the original Zhou Xiaobai.This is her own biggest secret, somehow she told the blind-eyed lady rightly, Zhou Xiaobai didn't know if she had some skills or just guessed.

The blind-eyed woman knew better when she saw it, and pressed her harder and harder, "When I did it at your house before, I found out that you are not a human being. At that time, it was just a way to save you, but now that you are I won't be polite to you even if you come to your door." He took out a mahogany sword out of nowhere and pointed it at Zhou Xiaobai.

Dazed, Zhou Xiaobai didn't know what to think and didn't dodge at the moment, but the blind woman yelled, "Rabbit spirit, come here and die."

When Taomu's sword tip was about to touch Zhou Xiaobai's nose, Chen Mo pulled it away with quick eyesight and quick hands.Rabbit essence? !When Zhou Xiaobai heard this, a flash of lightning flashed in his mind.Just now the blind mother-in-law called herself a rabbit spirit?Zhou Xiaobai was overjoyed, with a big smile on his face.

The people around thought that Zhou Xiaobai was dazed, and that he was called a rabbit spirit, yet he was still smiling so happily.Hurry up and hide aside, no matter it is true or not, don't hurt yourself by mistake.

It turned out that Zhou Xiaobai heard the blind-eyed lady say that she was a rabbit spirit, which meant that she didn't know that Zhou Xiaobai came here through time travel. Just now she said that sentence, you are not human, and it was just a casual talk.Unexpectedly, Zhou Xiaobai just fell into this trap with a guilty conscience.

Now that he found out that his blind eyes were not enough, Zhou Xiaobai suddenly came back to life, his legs stopped shaking, and his momentum became stronger.Pulling out the mahogany sword of the blind-eyed lady, "Goddess, don't go here to deceive people."

The blind woman was taken aback, how did Zhou Xiaobai cheer up in the blink of an eye?But the arrow is already on the string and has to be fired, cheer up, "Monster, see I tell you to act."

He took out a spell from his pocket, waved it in the air, and stuck it on his forehead again.I saw that she was full of excitement again, and suddenly her eyes opened, she was radiant, "Monster, I, He Xiangu, come here again, don't be presumptuous, show yourself quickly."

Zhou Xiaobai smiled instead of anger, smiled slightly, and did not move.The blind-eyed woman only had this move, but it was just to invite the gods, and she was not a goblin, and she didn't believe that she could really invite the gods.So Zhou Xiaobai kept his face and wanted to see what kind of tricks she was up to.

Then I saw her take out another piece of yellow paper, walked to the altar, took a stick and made gestures on it a few times, then dipped in a bowl of water next to it, picked up the yellow paper after a while, and held it by the incense burner. After the last baking, I looked in the air, and the yellow paper shook, and I really saw a vivid rabbit appearing on the yellow paper.

When the surrounding villagers saw it, they all yelled loudly, "Catch the goblin and burn it to death." Even Zhou Gensheng and Chen Mo took a step back, their faces pale and trembling. "My sister is not a fairy or a fairy."

The blind-eyed woman saw the movement around her and saw that everyone was fooled by her, so she smiled slightly and shouted, "Death to the evildoer."

Zhou Xiaobai was happy, thinking that it's a good thing that she came here through time travel, her tricks have fooled others, and for herself, it's as simple as a child's play house.It's just a simple alkaline water drying, and it will appear when it encounters hot steam.This is the simplest chemical reaction in modern times.

He didn't take what the blind-eyed woman said seriously at all.He casually pushed aside her mahogany sword with his hand.

"Folks, this sorceress said she wanted to call me a rabbit spirit, and she did this trick to slander me. Now I will expose her for you." As she said that, she wanted to walk in front of the altar.

The blind-eyed woman naturally didn't allow it, and murmured in her heart, wondering if Zhou Xiaobai really understood her tricks, so she stood by her side and prevented her from coming forward.

Seeing this, Zhou Xiaobai raised his voice and said to the surrounding villagers, "Folks, we have stayed in the same village for more than ten years. If I were really a rabbit spirit or something, would you still live well? So this is The sorceress is spreading rumors and causing trouble, so I'm here to expose her. Uncle help me pull the sorceress away."

Hearing what Zhou Xiaobai said, the people around were talking about it, yes, after living with Zhou Xiaobai for many years, nothing strange happened in the village.

Even so, the uncle who was named by Zhou Xiaobai still took a step back. Although he still had doubts in his heart, he still didn't dare to offend Xiangu.

Fortunately, this time Zhou Gensheng and Chen Mo rarely thought of being together, and they held the sorceress together.Although they believed in witches, they still didn't believe it from the bottom of their hearts if they said Zhou Xiaobai was a ghost.

Seeing this, Zhou Xiaobai stepped forward, picked up a piece of yellow paper, found the wooden stick that the blind-eyed woman had used last time, and drew a few strokes on it, and then followed the blind-eyed woman's movements step by step.The sorceress was in a hurry, but the two of them pulled themselves together, unable to get away, and could only watch Zhou Xiaobai move in front.

Zhou Xiaobai understood the mystery, so the natural result was as she expected.A vivid rabbit also appeared on the yellow paper.

He waved the yellow paper in his hand so that everyone around him could see clearly.Both took a breath of air, it really was the same.Seeing that Zhou Gensheng and Chen Mo were distracted, the sorceress struggled hard and got out.Pointing at Zhou Xiaobai, he yelled loudly, "You evildoer, you have such a profound way of doing things, I hope this immortal will accept you."

This time Zhou Xiaobai wouldn't just stand there and obediently tell her to beat her up. He hid himself and yelled at the crowd again, "This godmother has been exposed and turned into anger. Everyone has seen right and wrong!"

When Zhou Xiaobai called out like that, it was hard for the blind-eyed woman to chase her anymore, otherwise she would appear to be in the wrong.Seeing that his strategy worked, Zhou Xiaobai smiled secretly.

"Monster, stop talking nonsense." The blind woman was about to argue.

Zhou Xiaobai blocked her back with a single sentence, "If you don't admit it, dare you ask me to do another experiment?" The blind woman doesn't understand what an experiment is, but she can't help but say it at this juncture.

But when she saw Zhou Xiaobai's actions, she couldn't help complaining. It turned out that Zhou Xiaobai casually called a big brother in the crowd and told him to do it according to his own actions.

Facts are facts, even if it is done by another person, it will still be the same.Naturally, the elder brother did it again, and the same rabbit appeared.There was a booing sound from the crowd.

The blind woman was still struggling, and said unwillingly, "Don't let this rabbit spirit be fooled, she is quite profound, and these are all her tricks."

Not to mention what she said, there was another burst of discussion in the crowd. After all, the blind-eyed woman had a lot of roots in the village before, especially Wu Er's daughter-in-law and the others were her loyal followers, so they coaxed together in the crowd.

The surrounding villagers looked at Zhou Xiaobai's burning words, and then at Xiangu's calm face. It seemed that neither of them was lying.So what's going on?This can be regarded as a stalemate between the two parties here.It seems that they all make sense, and no one can convince anyone.

During the stalemate, I suddenly heard a woman crying from outside, and then I saw a woman squeezed out from the crowd, and the cry was earth-shattering.

Everyone took a look, and it turned out to be Niu Cuihua, she was unkempt, holding a mangy yellow and black dog in her arms.She stepped forward and grabbed Xiangu, and stuffed the mangy dog ​​into her hand.He began to cry loudly, "Xiangu, is this the husband-in-law you calculated for me?" He was out of breath from crying, and said something intermittently.

Fortunately, Zhou Xiaobai got close, and from Niu Cuihua's confused speech, he heard it clearly.It turned out that a few days ago, I accompanied Niu Cuihua to Xiangu's place to be her husband-in-law. At that time, Xiangu told Niu Cuihua to enshrine the spell, and then went to the entrance of the village three days later and waited early in the morning. The first person to enter the village was her husband.

Niu Cuihua believed Xiangu [-]% and naturally followed her words honestly. This morning, before dawn, she went to the entrance of the village to wait.But the people who waited and waited for a long time, until it was daylight, there were only people who left the village, but no one who came in.

But she didn't dare to leave, so she could only continue to wait here helplessly.After waiting for a long time, I finally saw a shadow approaching. I was full of anticipation and wanted to see who it was, but unfortunately when I walked in, it turned out to be a rascal, so she came here to ask for an explanation.

The fairy girl was also frightened when she suddenly stuffed a mangy dog ​​into her hand, and then she was entangled with Niu Cuihua, pulling and crying, which made her dizzy. up.But I don't know how to explain it.

But as soon as he rolled his eyes, he opened his mouth and said, "Don't worry, benefactor, your husband-in-law is naturally not this dog, but the owner of this dog. This dog can recognize relatives on behalf of its owner through psychics."

What?Niu Cuihua was taken aback when she heard that, it was the dog's owner.Just wanted to ask, how do you know who the owner of this dog is?

Hearing a loud laugh from the crowd, Zhou Daqu, who lived at the entrance of the village, said, "Xianggu, this dog is a stray dog ​​sleeping in the Temple of the Earth. If you talk about the owner, it is not the father-in-law of the Earth."

Hearing what he said, someone recognized it again. It really is a stray dog ​​that often wanders around the village.Niu Cuihua's complexion immediately turned blue again.

Just as the blind-eyed woman was about to say something, the mangy dog, who had been the protagonist of the matter that had been left aside all this time, suddenly became angry.He rushed towards the face of the blind woman.

The blind woman reacted quite quickly, turned around and ran away immediately, looking extremely embarrassed.A few chicken bones fell from the inside of the sleeve.When Zhou Xiaobai saw it, she almost didn't laugh out loud with a "puchi". It's rare for her to be reluctant to throw it away after eating like this.

Keeping looking there, Zhou Xiaobai suddenly noticed something was wrong.Zhou Xiaobai had been arguing with her all the time, but he didn't notice anything.Now she found something strange.

On weekdays, the blind woman always keeps her eyes closed, and only opens them when she asks God, but looking at her like this now, her movements are swift when being chased by a dog.It doesn't look like a blind person at all. Could it be that this blindness is also pretending?

"Goddess, why are you not blind anymore, you can see dogs!" Zhou Xiaobai yelled at the blind woman.The villagers were taken aback when they heard it, and they couldn't believe it when they saw the sorcerer's quick movements.With such sharp legs and feet, how could he be blind?

The blind-eyed woman naturally refused, and kept arguing that she couldn't see the dog, so she stopped her gestures.Sure enough, he was a cruel person.As soon as she stopped, the dog bit her leg directly, and blood flowed immediately.

Zhou Xiaobai felt pain when he saw it, so he wanted to let it go.But the blind-eyed lady still didn't let Zhou Xiaobai go, pointing at her and shouting, "You rabbit spirit, you still called this vile beast to come to me, let's see how I deal with you."

This is really a way to heaven if you don't go, but you have to come to hell if there is no way.Zhou Xiaobai originally intended to let her live, but he didn't appreciate it and insisted on continuing to provoke her.

Zhou Xiaobai was not someone who could swallow his breath, so he secretly picked up a big rock while she was not paying attention, and threw it at her foot.

The witch's expression froze, and she didn't care about pretending to be blind anymore. If she really smashed such a big piece, her leg would definitely be useless, so she hurriedly jumped back.

Zhou Xiaobai finally exposed this deceitful sorceress, and gained the respect of the village. They said that she was killing harm for the people and wanted to make her the village head, but Zhou Xiaobai focused on making money and led Chenmo and grandpa to make a fortune.In the end, he became the leading landlord in the village.After marrying brother Xiaokai, they gave birth to two sons and three daughters, and lived happily to the age of 88.

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Haha, has anyone been fooled? This is April Fool's Day, and the last paragraph was written for fun, not for counting, and of course it's not over yet.As for whether the hero is brother Xiaokai, I don't know.

I only know that today’s writing is very painful, because I think it’s not easy to rewrite the original manuscript, it’s really cheating, and my thinking is confused.

(End of this chapter)