Elite Dean
Chapter 543 The Scholar
Chapter 543 The Scholar
"Oh! Parents! Don't be like this! I'm counting on this little money to support my family! I have a 70-year-old mother here, and a child waiting to be fed! You can't be so ruthless!" The scholar was about to cry!But the people below laughed even more happily.
"Pfft!" Even Qi Luo couldn't help laughing!
"Miss! This person is so funny! He said just now that he was going to marry a wife and have children, but now he has become a child waiting to be fed!" The maid beside Qi Luo couldn't help laughing.
"This is the charm of his language. How could he get the audience's laughter if he didn't say that!" Qi Luo has also heard storytellers, and knows that these storytellers have an opening line, but such an opening line as the scholar in front of him is quite impressive. Something novel.
"Scholar! Don't pretend! Who doesn't know that you are desperate for money! Could it be that we have given you less bounty! Speak carefully! I have enough bounty master, it depends on whether you have the level to take it!" One The grey-haired old man said angrily.
"Oh! Thank you sir! But master! You are the right age to be my master, but can I not call you master! How do you feel that I am selling!" The scholar was a little scared!
"Hahaha!" The scholar's words caused a roar of laughter again. Of course, most of the laughers were elderly drivers, while the women were blushing and a little overwhelmed. As for the children, they looked at him incomprehensibly. The giggles of adults!
"Dengtu Prodigal Son!" Qi Luo blushed too!
"Qiluo! I'll help you clean up this person!" Seeing that Qiluo seemed a little dissatisfied, Chen Agou felt that the opportunity had come.
"Shut up! Who told you to talk!" Qi Luo rolled her eyes and made Chen Agou obediently shut up.
"Okay! That's the end of the joke, and it's time for us to get to the point! But the scholar is very conflicted today! There have been a lot of big things happening in the world recently, and this is not a story that can be told in a day or two. I don't know where to start!" The scholar sat down slowly, waving his fan in great confusion.
"You fake scholar! I think you are exhausted! You tell us a story about your master, brother, and uncle every day! You have never told us about the major events in the Jianghu, which are related to you. What's the matter! I'm still pretending here!"
"Hey!" The audience started booing!
"You! You people! It's about scholars! That's a big deal in the world, me! How could I not know!" The scholar flinched a little, as if he was pointed out by someone, which made him a little at a loss!
"Huh!" The audience started booing again in a tacit understanding, as if this had become a regular program, even Chen Agou, who couldn't get used to Youjian Inn, started booing, only Qi Luo didn't follow them .
"I didn't see it! This scholar is actually a rare scholar! Although he didn't deliberately guide the emotions of the audience, but with the strength of the writer, the audience can actually make the audience follow his train of thought without knowing it. This man It's a bit powerful!" Qi Luo frowned a little, it is rare to see a scholar, and it is even rarer to be able to lead a person's thinking with just language skills, generally no matter how powerful a person is, it is impossible for all As long as the scribe can do it, if Qiluo is not a profound practitioner, he will probably follow suit. Of course, Qiluo has to admit that the scribe is amazing and admires him very much. This scribe, the scribe is an extremely proud person, and even warriors are inferior in their eyes. Unexpectedly, a scribe here would tease a group of audience like this, and Qi Luo felt that this inn was not easy.
"Now that you know! Scholar, talk about major events in the world! For example, the most powerful force in the human race, what kind of hobbies does the dean of the Elite Academy have? I can pay for it!" A courageous audience drove the car directly. said jokingly.
"That's right! You said it!" The other audience started booing again!What this person is talking about is actually a meme of this scholar. On the first day of the lecture, there was only one guest in an inn, and this guest was also strange. Ask this scholar what he knows. If he doesn’t want to listen to the story, he is willing to spend money to buy some The news, the scholar is also big-hearted, and he directly said that he knows everything, but this person directly said that he wanted to know about the dean of the Elite Academy, which made the scholar's expression change instantly. Zhizhiwuwu couldn't tell the news that this person wanted to know, so this scholar has become a demon of his heart since then, and he is always used as a joke by the guests.
"You! You are shameless! If this is the case! Then don't blame me for being rude! I'm going to talk about it today..."
"The story about my uncle from the Elite Academy!" All the people in the audience took his words before waiting for the scholar to speak.
All of a sudden, the scholar, who was originally very proud, immediately withered, with a lonely face, feeling that there is nothing in the whole world to miss, and there is nothing left to love in his life!
"Hahaha!" But the audience laughed out loud. In fact, this is also a stalk of the scholar. He would say such a sentence every time he told a story. After all, the name of the Elite Academy is well known now. The reputation of the storyteller with the elite academy can also attract people, but here it becomes the laughing stock of everyone.
"Okay! Now that you all know it! It's time for you to know the true face of my scholar! The next thing I will never tell anyone in my life as a scholar, listen up! Anyone who hears about today's events Don't spread it indiscriminately, otherwise you will be killed, so don't blame my family!" The scholar quickly adjusted his mentality and stood on the table and said loudly.
"We are ready!" The audience who sat down shouted!Then there was no sound at all, and even Qi Luo didn't react to this sudden change, what's going on!It feels like being brainwashed, but Qiluo is very clear that this is not brainwashing, but that these people sincerely want to hear the story behind.
At this time, the bearded man who had been lying on the counter also stood up quietly at this time, and slowly walked towards the back kitchen, and the child who had been guarding by his side followed him into the back kitchen!
"It is said that this elite academy has the most enviable sons of heaven in the world. These sons of heaven are extremely skilled in martial arts. They can be regarded as the pride of the human race in the present and the future of the human race. Today I will talk about one of them. The love and hatred of my most respected uncle—the hero Tieniu!"
(End of this chapter)
"Oh! Parents! Don't be like this! I'm counting on this little money to support my family! I have a 70-year-old mother here, and a child waiting to be fed! You can't be so ruthless!" The scholar was about to cry!But the people below laughed even more happily.
"Pfft!" Even Qi Luo couldn't help laughing!
"Miss! This person is so funny! He said just now that he was going to marry a wife and have children, but now he has become a child waiting to be fed!" The maid beside Qi Luo couldn't help laughing.
"This is the charm of his language. How could he get the audience's laughter if he didn't say that!" Qi Luo has also heard storytellers, and knows that these storytellers have an opening line, but such an opening line as the scholar in front of him is quite impressive. Something novel.
"Scholar! Don't pretend! Who doesn't know that you are desperate for money! Could it be that we have given you less bounty! Speak carefully! I have enough bounty master, it depends on whether you have the level to take it!" One The grey-haired old man said angrily.
"Oh! Thank you sir! But master! You are the right age to be my master, but can I not call you master! How do you feel that I am selling!" The scholar was a little scared!
"Hahaha!" The scholar's words caused a roar of laughter again. Of course, most of the laughers were elderly drivers, while the women were blushing and a little overwhelmed. As for the children, they looked at him incomprehensibly. The giggles of adults!
"Dengtu Prodigal Son!" Qi Luo blushed too!
"Qiluo! I'll help you clean up this person!" Seeing that Qiluo seemed a little dissatisfied, Chen Agou felt that the opportunity had come.
"Shut up! Who told you to talk!" Qi Luo rolled her eyes and made Chen Agou obediently shut up.
"Okay! That's the end of the joke, and it's time for us to get to the point! But the scholar is very conflicted today! There have been a lot of big things happening in the world recently, and this is not a story that can be told in a day or two. I don't know where to start!" The scholar sat down slowly, waving his fan in great confusion.
"You fake scholar! I think you are exhausted! You tell us a story about your master, brother, and uncle every day! You have never told us about the major events in the Jianghu, which are related to you. What's the matter! I'm still pretending here!"
"Hey!" The audience started booing!
"You! You people! It's about scholars! That's a big deal in the world, me! How could I not know!" The scholar flinched a little, as if he was pointed out by someone, which made him a little at a loss!
"Huh!" The audience started booing again in a tacit understanding, as if this had become a regular program, even Chen Agou, who couldn't get used to Youjian Inn, started booing, only Qi Luo didn't follow them .
"I didn't see it! This scholar is actually a rare scholar! Although he didn't deliberately guide the emotions of the audience, but with the strength of the writer, the audience can actually make the audience follow his train of thought without knowing it. This man It's a bit powerful!" Qi Luo frowned a little, it is rare to see a scholar, and it is even rarer to be able to lead a person's thinking with just language skills, generally no matter how powerful a person is, it is impossible for all As long as the scribe can do it, if Qiluo is not a profound practitioner, he will probably follow suit. Of course, Qiluo has to admit that the scribe is amazing and admires him very much. This scribe, the scribe is an extremely proud person, and even warriors are inferior in their eyes. Unexpectedly, a scribe here would tease a group of audience like this, and Qi Luo felt that this inn was not easy.
"Now that you know! Scholar, talk about major events in the world! For example, the most powerful force in the human race, what kind of hobbies does the dean of the Elite Academy have? I can pay for it!" A courageous audience drove the car directly. said jokingly.
"That's right! You said it!" The other audience started booing again!What this person is talking about is actually a meme of this scholar. On the first day of the lecture, there was only one guest in an inn, and this guest was also strange. Ask this scholar what he knows. If he doesn’t want to listen to the story, he is willing to spend money to buy some The news, the scholar is also big-hearted, and he directly said that he knows everything, but this person directly said that he wanted to know about the dean of the Elite Academy, which made the scholar's expression change instantly. Zhizhiwuwu couldn't tell the news that this person wanted to know, so this scholar has become a demon of his heart since then, and he is always used as a joke by the guests.
"You! You are shameless! If this is the case! Then don't blame me for being rude! I'm going to talk about it today..."
"The story about my uncle from the Elite Academy!" All the people in the audience took his words before waiting for the scholar to speak.
All of a sudden, the scholar, who was originally very proud, immediately withered, with a lonely face, feeling that there is nothing in the whole world to miss, and there is nothing left to love in his life!
"Hahaha!" But the audience laughed out loud. In fact, this is also a stalk of the scholar. He would say such a sentence every time he told a story. After all, the name of the Elite Academy is well known now. The reputation of the storyteller with the elite academy can also attract people, but here it becomes the laughing stock of everyone.
"Okay! Now that you all know it! It's time for you to know the true face of my scholar! The next thing I will never tell anyone in my life as a scholar, listen up! Anyone who hears about today's events Don't spread it indiscriminately, otherwise you will be killed, so don't blame my family!" The scholar quickly adjusted his mentality and stood on the table and said loudly.
"We are ready!" The audience who sat down shouted!Then there was no sound at all, and even Qi Luo didn't react to this sudden change, what's going on!It feels like being brainwashed, but Qiluo is very clear that this is not brainwashing, but that these people sincerely want to hear the story behind.
At this time, the bearded man who had been lying on the counter also stood up quietly at this time, and slowly walked towards the back kitchen, and the child who had been guarding by his side followed him into the back kitchen!
"It is said that this elite academy has the most enviable sons of heaven in the world. These sons of heaven are extremely skilled in martial arts. They can be regarded as the pride of the human race in the present and the future of the human race. Today I will talk about one of them. The love and hatred of my most respected uncle—the hero Tieniu!"
(End of this chapter)
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