Emiya Ilya

Chapter 262 6-67. This king wants high-definition and uncensored, or I will screw your head off!
"come over!"

Saber who was standing in the corridor just spit out these two words lightly.

However, Illya and Emiya Shirou couldn't give birth to any resistance in their hearts.

If you want to say why, Saber exudes a cold murderous aura all over her body.

"If you don't pass, you will be killed!" This is the common voice of the two at this time.

Last resort, for the safety of life.The two finally walked back to the room trembling.

After Illya and Emiya Shirou entered the corridor, Saber didn't say anything, but walked back to the living room calmly.

"..."

Saber didn't speak, neither Illya nor Emiya Shirou dared to speak.

The atmosphere was extremely depressing for a while!

I am afraid that if one is careless, the head will fall to the ground.

After getting closer, the two also saw clearly that Saber's change did not seem to be as simple as changing a decoration.

Except for the sound of the pitch-black armor covering the whole body. The color of Saber's blond hair was a bit dull.

At the same time, the color of the pupils also changed from the original blue color to the same light golden color as the hair color.

"Shirou! Illya!"

Suddenly our king spoke.

"In the!"

With a jolt, Illya and Emiya Shirou sat back in a state of distress.

"I'm hungry!"

"..."

After being silent for so long, it turned out to be just like this?

Emiya Shirou was better, but Illya felt extremely uneasy.

Although she lost her memory, Illya could guess it through a few words of Shirou Emiya. Saber's appearance is most likely the "good thing" she did.

Then compared to Shirou, he will be the one who receives the most "reward" from Saber.

"Good! Good! I'm going to prepare lunch now!"

After being stunned for a while, Emiya Shirou also reacted.

He walked towards the kitchen with a look of graciousness.

"Wait! Shirou is Thursday! It should be me..."

Before Ilya could finish speaking, a cold hand grabbed the back collar of Ilya's clothes.

Obviously, she just grabbed the collar, but Ilya felt that it was her heart that was grabbed by the other party.

The body can't help but also.

"Wait, Illya, you have other things to do!"

"Uh uh uh!"

Done!Done!Done!

Sure enough, Saber still wants to attack me!
"Sorry Saber, I didn't mean it just now! I don't know what happened!"

Simply, Ilya directly begged for mercy by "confessing and lenient", so that she might be able to get a "commutation of sentence".

"Ilya, what are you talking about? I want to change clothes, take me to your closet!"

"Could it be that you want me to eat in a suit of armor?"

Seeing Illya's appearance, Saber was puzzled.

"But... the size of the house..."

Illya just wanted to express her opinion, but saw Saber's cold eyes!

"no problem!"

The words came to his lips and swallowed back.

"Illya is the one!"

"it is good!"

Although very reluctant, Ilya still complied.

"Illya, you put on too!"

"what?!"

"Stop talking nonsense! My patience is limited!"

Saying that a black long sword appeared in Saber's hand.

That should be the holy sword——Excalibur is right, but how can there be any shadow of the holy sword in that ominous appearance that is red in black and red in black?

It may be more appropriate to say that it is a magic sword.

"Woo~"

"Take off!"

"Yes! Yes! I take off!"

Illya's speed can't be called fast.In just 30 seconds, there was no longer a piece of clothing on my body.

"Is this okay?"

"..."

Looking at the mosaic in front of her, Saber was speechless for a while.

"Why did you take off the inside too?"

"Eh?!"

Illya actually reacted when Saber said this, she was so flustered just now that she didn't even realize such a thing.

"You change first. I'll leave for a while!"

"?!"

Although Ilya was very curious about what Saber was going to do, but seeing Saber's angry look, Ilya suppressed her curiosity.

It's fine if it's a normal Saber, but this blackened Saber can't be messed with.

The other party will really kill people!
At this moment, Saber was very unhappy and said:
"I'm going to unscrew Xiaofei's head and kick it like a ball!"

"Illya took off all her clothes, so the king should appreciate her beautiful body as a matter of course!"

……

"Shirou! How's your lunch?"

"It's ready!"

"...?!"

Emiya Shirou heard the sound and looked, and couldn't help being shocked by the scene in front of him.

The blond-haired Saber changed into a black goth loli dress, while Illya also changed into a sky blue and white goth loli dress.

Saber, who was not tall at all, changed her body, and that lingering aura also disappeared.

And Ilya, who is already petite, looks even cuter after wearing it.Or she is like a princess now.

Emiya Shirou couldn't help but blush when he saw this.

After all, I plan to abduct a princess to be my wife!

It is worth mentioning that the two are not wearing European-style gothic loli dresses, but Chinese-style gothic loli dresses.

The neckline and skirt corners have a variety of exquisite prints, as well as Chinese knot decoration.

Saber's is black as the base color, with various prints and patterns and skirts in red.

And Ilya is white as the background color, and the others are sky blue.

Emiya Shiro remembered that Illya had worn this dress once.

It was a birthday present from Raika Fujimura. I heard that one piece seemed to cost 40 yen.

Saber sat down gracefully, picked up the bowl and chopsticks.Started with lunch made by Emiya Shiro.

"Hum~"

Emiya Shirou hummed confidently.

This is the culmination of my own ten-year cooking career, which can definitely conquer Saber!

however……

"Delicious!"

Saber commented in one go.

"?!!!!"

Although he didn't receive any physical damage, Emiya Shirou's spirit was severely injured when he heard this.

Crawled on the ground and collapsed.

"Shirou! Are you okay!"

Ilya ran over and asked concerned.

However, Emiya Shirou didn't respond at all.

After all, my only advantage is that I can cook. If someone denies it, Shirou Emiya's life will lose its value.

"Damn it! For Shirou! Let me come! Saber! Let Illya conquer you! No matter what, she has been cooking for eight years!"

Three 10 minutes later...

"It's unpalatable! What happened to Illya? Your level has dropped a lot!"

"!!!!!!"

For a while, there were two more dead bodies on the floor of the living room.

"It's useless! I can't even cook a little simple food."

Said Saber walked to the corridor of the entrance, picked up the phone.

"Hey! XXX? I want twenty Big Macs!"

"Twenty, are you sure?"

Hearing this request, the other side of the phone seemed a little unbelievable.

"What? Do you have any questions?"

"No no!"

……

"A~m."

"?!"

Seeing Saber eat the hamburger with relish, the faces of Illya and Emiya Shirou couldn't help turning dark.

The exquisite cooking I made was actually compared to this poor food!

"No! It's impossible! It's all fake!"

Not only Shirou Emiya, but even Illya did not accept such a result!
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

All of a sudden, Illya rushed towards Saber regardless of her own safety.

It seems to use their own actions to protest!
"Illya, what do you want to do?!"

Saber, who was eating the hamburger with all her heart, was taken aback by Illya's sudden movement, and didn't react for a while.

And after seeing the golden lock of hair in Illya's hand, Saber couldn't help but feel a little fear.

"Could it be... wait! Wait..."

"drink--!"

"Insert!"

But it was too late, Illya had already inserted the hair in Saber's head.

"..."

"..."

"Huh? What's the matter Shirou? Illya? Why are you looking at me like this?"

"Huh? What's this? You're giving me such poor food!"

"Whoa! Great! It worked!"

(T▽T)
"Ok?"

……

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