I'm really the king of leaks

Chapter 1 "Living Up"

"Zhang Shijie, a pair of pure gold safety bracelets!"

"Zhang Huaiwen, a vertical scroll painting of Magu's birthday present in the Qing Dynasty!"

"Zhang Hongtao, a Hetian white jade carved birthday star decoration!"

Holding the album in hand, Zhang Hailin read out the gift list from the old lady's birthday banquet. When he read about his son Zhang Jinlong, he deliberately raised the decibel.

"Zhang Jinlong, a gilt-gilt Buddha of immeasurable life in Yongle, Ming Dynasty, a heavy vessel!"

The old lady of the Zhang family believed in Buddhism and liked to collect Buddha statues. Seeing her grandson give such a thoughtful gift, she was very happy from ear to ear.

"Okay, Jinlong really put his heart into it! Not bad! Not bad!"

In the eyes of others, this is not only hard work, but also a waste of money.This kind of high-quality Buddha statue costs millions, even if others want to give it away, they are powerless.

While Zhang Jinlong was happy, he glanced at Zhang Yi, who was also holding a gift box, with a weird smile on his lips.

"Grandma, Zhang Yi is here too, the gift he gave must be good!"

Zhang Jinlong has always hated Zhang Yi, he said this on purpose in order to make Zhang Yi embarrassing in front of his relatives.Because he had seen a long time ago that Zhang Yi was holding a very cheap packing box.

"Why is he here?"

"Didn't grandma have a rule that his family members are not allowed to step into Zhang's villa? He has such a thick skin, he dares to come!"

"It's okay if you don't have a thick skin. Now it's not like before."

The relatives were discussing in low voices, all staring at Zhang Yi with anticipation.

of course.

They are all looking forward to what kind of joke Zhang Yi can make today.

"Zhang Yi, what are you still doing in a daze, take it up quickly!"

Zhang Jinlong urged, he couldn't wait.

Zhang Yi stepped forward and wanted to hand the gift box to the old lady, but the old lady didn't take it.The old lady had a disgusted expression on her face. Obviously, she didn't want to touch the box.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Jinlong was secretly refreshed.

An abandoned son, dare to come to grandma's birthday banquet, and don't piss to show his virtue.

No way, Zhang Yi had no choice but to open the box by himself and show the gift inside.

Seeing Zhang Yi's gift, Zhang Jinlong who was next to him immediately said it by reading the gift list.

"Zhang Yi, beg for a broken porcelain bowl!"

As soon as this remark came out, the relatives below burst into laughter.

As expected of Zhang Yi, he really "lived up to everyone's expectations".

Zhang Yi ignored the ridicule, but took out the white porcelain bowl from the box.

"Grandma, this is not a broken porcelain bowl, but a white porcelain bowl from the Ding Kiln of the Song Dynasty. May grandma be as blessed as the East Sea and live longer than Nanshan!"

Hearing Dingyao, the old lady glanced involuntarily.

The white porcelain of the Ding kiln in the Song Dynasty was the pinnacle of white porcelain in all dynasties. She picked up the white porcelain bowl and felt warm in her hands. Although it is porcelain, it has a texture that touches jade. There are dark patterns on the white porcelain bowl, and the longevity peach pattern is lifelike. , is indeed a boutique.

Seeing the old lady looking at the white porcelain bowl, Zhang Jinlong immediately became unhappy.

Broken porcelain bowl, can it still be a good thing?

"Grandma, I think this broken bowl is definitely a fake. Don't listen to Zhang Yi fooling you. It must be a bargain he picked up from a street stall to lie to you. To be honest, it's for begging from beggars on the roadside Bowl, there is no difference!"

"Besides, the porcelain bowl is still white. Grandma, it's your birthday today. What's wrong with him giving something white? What does he mean? How unlucky!"

Zhang Yi did not refute.

Instead, he went straight to the Buddha of Infinite Life and looked at it carefully.

"Zhang Yi! What are you...what are you doing? That's the Buddha of Infinite Life that I hired for my grandma at a cost of more than 100 million. Disturb the Buddha of Longevity. Do you want grandma to shorten her life?"

These words are a bit embarrassing, but in fact, Zhang Jinlong is a little guilty.

Zhang Yi looked at Zhang Jinlong and smiled contemptuously.

"Using a modern inferior imitation to fool people, only you, Zhang Jinlong, can do it."

"First, the surface of this bronze Buddha is extremely bright in color, even similar to a mirror surface. Obviously, this is not gilding at all, but a modern electroplating process. The rust characteristics of the surface have not changed. It is soaked in medicine and deliberately made old. "

"Secondly, the Buddha statues of the Ming Dynasty have plump faces, thin eyebrows and long eyes, high noses, thin lips, large foreheads, and drooping ears. , This is completely a characteristic of small modern counterfeiting workshops."

"Third, the back cover of the Buddha statue is an obvious modern electric welding process, but it has been simply polished to make it old. Fake ones can no longer be faked!"

"Just this kind of thing is worth more than 100 million yuan. I don't want 100 yuan!"

Zhang Yi's father opened an antique shop, and he had been fascinated by it since he was a child. Although he is not good at antiques, he can still distinguish such obvious and inferior imitations.

Hearing this, the whole hall exploded immediately.

Zhang Jinlong's face turned pale, wishing he could rush over and gag Zhang Yi's mouth.

"Zhang Yi, you... you know a fart, what are you talking about?"

"A fake is a fake, it can't be true!"

"That broken bowl of yours is fake. What Ding Kiln white porcelain is, isn't it just a broken bowl for begging? You can take it away and give it to grandma. Do you want grandma to go out and beg for food?"

"not educated!"

"you……"

"Okay, stop arguing! Our Zhang family is also a family of collectors. The authenticity of antiques cannot be determined by you little dolls!"

Then, she looked at an old man wearing glasses beside her, and said, "Expert Pei, let me show you!"

"it is good."

Expert Pei is an expert in antique appraisal. Those who can be called experts in the industry are extremely authoritative. It is not difficult for him to distinguish these two things.

The old lady's proposal made Zhang Jinlong's heart sink.

Originally, most of the birthday presents the old lady received every year were kept in the warehouse, and basically she would not take a second look at them, because there were too many of them, so Zhang Jinlong dared to fool around with fake ones.

It's good now, if the old lady really finds out that she has been fooled by a fake, wouldn't she be furious?I don't know if it will affect the heir's affairs?
Thinking of this, Zhang Jinlong was very anxious.

But now that Pei experts have started to appraise it, it's already too late.

It's all Zhang Yi's fault!
Zhang Jinlong stared at Zhang Yi with bad eyes.

"Zhang Yi, we're not done with this matter!"

After expert Pei appraised the two items, he walked to the old lady and whispered the appraisal results.

The relatives below also fell silent, waiting for the old lady to announce the result.

The old lady stood up.

But Zhang Jinlong couldn't stand it anymore, he almost didn't dare to listen, as if what the old lady was about to say next was his sentence.

However, the old lady stood up, and without saying a word, she dropped the white porcelain bowl to the ground.

A clatter.

The white porcelain bowl was smashed into pieces.

Everyone present was taken aback.

Zhang Yi was also stunned.

How is this going?

"Expert Pei has already seen it. The Ming Yongle gold-plated Amitabha Buddha presented by Jinlong is a genuine product from the Yongle period of the Ming Dynasty!"

"The Song Ding Kiln white porcelain bowl sent by Zhang Yi is a modern imitation!"

The old lady looked at Zhang Yi and glared at him, as if trembling from anger.

"Zhang Yi! You are fooling me with such an unrefined bowl, do you think I am blind? You also say that Jinlong's stuff is fake. In my opinion, you are as virtuous as your father and have no education!"

When the old lady said these words, even Expert Pei was stunned.

How could the Ding Kiln white porcelain bowl be an imitation?It's a boutique and worth a fortune!On the contrary, the gilded bronze Buddha, as Zhang Yi said, is a modern inferior imitation, worthless.

But Expert Pei is not from the Zhang family, so he won't talk too much about it.

"Grandma, the white porcelain bowl is real..."

"Shut up! You slandered Jinlong, and you still dare to quibble, immediately kneel down and apologize to him!"

The old lady slapped the table and roared, and none of the relatives below dared to say anything.

"Grandma, I think it's better to forget it. How embarrassing it is for him to kneel down and apologize to me in front of so many people!"

Zhang Jinlong secretly smiled, ostensibly trying to persuade the old lady.In fact, he knew, how could the old lady take back what she said so easily?
"I won't apologize, the white porcelain bowl is real!"

Zhang Yi clenched his fists. He didn't expect this result either.Will Expert Pei make a mistake?Will not!Is the Dingyao white porcelain bowl fake?impossible!
In fact, the essence of things is not true or false.

If you want to add a crime, why don't you have any trouble?
"Grandma, he doesn't need to kneel down, but I will never forgive him for his attitude!"

Zhang Jinlong was relentless.

"Jinlong, you go over there, sit down first!"

After the old lady finished speaking, she took a deep breath and looked at Zhang Yi again.

"Zhang Yi, since you don't want to apologize, that's fine. Anyway, there is an important announcement today, and your dad can't come, so just listen carefully!"

Could it be that the main event is coming?The important thing is to announce the heir of the family?
Zhang Jinlong was very excited.

If this is the case, Zhang Jinlong feels that it must be him, without any suspense.

With a spring breeze on his face, Zhang Jinlong looked at the old lady, but the old lady turned her attention to Zhang Yi again.

what happened?

Announcing such a thing, what does the old lady see Zhang Yi doing?
What does it have to do with him?
(End of this chapter)