Rebirth: Silly Husband and Wife

Chapter 108 Crossing the River and Destroying the Bridge 1
Shang Dongfang pretended to cough a few times, cleared his throat, and began to ask the silly man, "Brother, you must have had a wonderful time with the wedding ceremony? Tell your brother, do you have a hole with your wife, my sister-in-law?" Pass the room!" He stared at the silly man unblinkingly with calculating eyes.

Because Shang Dongchen wanted to leave here quickly to find Sister Ru'er, so he talked quickly, and blurted out without thinking, "The bridal chamber!" After saying these three words, the silly man slowly remembered this matter. It seems that sister Ru'er told Chen'er that she should not tell others about this matter casually.

The silly man came to his senses, and then tightly covered his mouth with his hands, only showing a pair of big watery eyes and shook his head to the younger brother to express that he could not speak.

Shang Dongfang, who was about to listen attentively, was full of joy and waited for the stupid man to answer, but he waited for a long time, but what he waited for was the attitude of the stupid man covering his mouth and shaking his head, not wanting to speak. In an instant, his face turned black, Gritting his teeth, he said to the silly man, "Brother, what do you mean by shaking your head?"

Shang Dongchen lowered his hands, gave the younger brother a disdainful look, and said to him with a pouted, "Brother, you are so stupid. Of course shaking your head means that I can't tell you. Brother, you are better than Chen'er." You're stupid." After finishing speaking, the corners of the silly man's eyes almost cracked into cracks.

His appearance made Shang Dongfang suffer as if he had eaten yellow lotus. At the same time, he hated this idiot to death. He thought he was a normal and smart person, but he was called stupid by a idiot. It is an insult to Shang Dongfang.

Especially when he saw the smug smile on the fool's face, it made him feel as uncomfortable as mixed with five flavors. Finally, he couldn't stand the fool's ridicule, so he shouted at the fool, "Enough, you think Are you a smart person? You are not a fool, and you are still qualified to call me stupid here, which is funny. "

Shang Dongchen was laughing happily, but he didn't expect that the younger brother would suddenly scold him loudly, which startled him. The silly man opened his eyes wide and stared at the younger brother with fear in his eyes.

Why did this younger brother become so fierce? He was talking to Chen'er just now, but why did this younger brother change all of a sudden? The silly man moved his legs secretly and took several steps back, his sexy and thin lips turned up slightly rise.

After Shang Dongfang lost his temper, he realized that he hadn't controlled his temper just now, and actually vented it in front of this fool. At this time, Shang Dongfang was annoyed in his heart. How could he lose control just now? Usually, even if he gets angry again, Shang Dongfang can proudly show off to others that he is the strongest in patience, but when he meets this idiot, his most proud ability is gone. up.

Shang Dongfang scolded himself several times in his heart, so he forcefully pulled two ugly smiles from the corners of his mouth and smiled at the silly man, "Brother, I'm sorry, I was rude just now, brother, you don't want to have a younger brother Can you be angry?" After speaking, he stretched out a hand to pull the silly man who was a few steps away from him.

It's just that when he stretched out his hand to the silly man's side, before he touched it, the silly man turned his body sideways, leaving Shang Dongfang in vain.

Shang Dongchen pursed his lips, looked at him with deep fear in his eyes and said, "Don't touch Chen'er, you are so scary and fierce, you want to hit Chen'er. Chen'er won't talk to you anymore."

As soon as he said this, Shang Dongfang was stunned. He was puzzled, how could this fool know that he wanted to kill this fool in his heart, and soon, Shang Dongfang suppressed the unrealistic thoughts in his heart. In the bottom of his heart, after a while, a believable statement came out of his heart.

Shang Dongfang thought that the reason why this fool could speak his mind was that he must have guessed right, yes, it must be so.

After he thought of an explanation for the stupid man in his heart, Shang Dongfang himself felt more relaxed, so he continued to use his hypocritical face to lie to this stupid big brother. "Brother, I'm sorry, what happened just now is my brother's fault, it's all my fault, it's all my stupidity." At the end, he raised a hand and slapped his half of the face forcefully.

The crackling sound made Shang Dongchen terrified when he heard it. He simply didn't know that it was someone else's trick. His eyes showed heartache, and he hurried forward to grab Shang Dongfang's arm.

The silly man grabbed his arm anxiously, and said to him in a choked tone, "Brother, don't hit yourself, it will hurt, woo, Chen'er believes in you, brother, don't hit yourself."

When Shang Dongfang saw his hand being grabbed by this fool, he was also relieved from the bottom of his heart. He was really a little afraid that the fool would not pull him and let him beat him non-stop. Is it a pig's head? Fortunately, this stupid man knows how to hold him back.

"Hiss." Just as Shang Dongfang tried to loosen his cheeks, a burst of pain came over him, and he grinned in pain.It hurts even to breathe.

He turned his attention to the idiot who was rubbing his cheeks. Shang Dongfang put all the pain he suffered just now on this idiot. If it wasn't because of him, would he have used such a bitter scheme to figure it out?

Shang Dongchen didn't notice the younger brother's resentful eyes, and now he put all his thoughts on Shang Dongfang's swollen cheek. The silly man saw the redness and swelling on his cheek, as if it was his face that hurt, silly The man frowned and asked in a choked voice, "Brother, are you in pain now? Chen'er breathe out for you, and you won't be in pain."

After saying this, without any hesitation, the silly man moved his head closer to the spot on Shang Dongfang's cheek.

Shang Dongfang saw that the corner of this fool's mouth was about to blow air on his face, and what came to his heart in the next moment was not emotion, but disgust.

He quickly twisted his cheeks away, stretched out a hand to block the corner of the fool's mouth from coming this way, Shang Dongfang hurriedly pushed his smile and said to him, "Big brother, big brother, no need, no need, my brother's face doesn't hurt gone."

Hearing what he said, Shang Dongchen had deep doubts in his eyes. He looked at the younger brother's cheek. The younger brother's face is swollen. Does it really hurt at all?
Shang Dongfang didn't let him continue to think wildly, thinking that it was more important to finish his business as soon as possible, so he continued to ask the fool, "Brother, can you tell my younger brother how you and your sister-in-law got married? You can teach me teach my brother?"

"No, you can't say it. Sister Ru'er won't let Chen'er say it." Shang Dongchen immediately shook his head violently, and kept repeating the last sentence in his mouth. Sister Ru'er wouldn't let Chen'er say it.

No matter how Shang Dongfang coaxed him, this idiot just wouldn't be fooled. He just kept the corners of his mouth tightly shut, so that he couldn't even get any useful information out. It almost drove him to death.Every time he heard this fool say, "Sister Ru'er won't let Chen'er say it."

Shang Dongfang took advantage of the stupid man not paying attention.He scratched the idiot hard with his white eyes, and now he wanted to scold what his predecessors said, who said that a idiot is easy to coax, and now the idiot beside him is not easy to coax.

He just wanted to inquire about their bridal chamber, and he had been talking to this stupid man for a long time. This stupid man hasn't said anything useful until now, he just repeats a sentence here, "Sister Ru'er won't let Chen'er talk about it."

Judging from the current situation, Shang Dongfang can now be 100% sure that this idiot is now determined by his wife. It is even more difficult than going to heaven to get some useful words out of this idiot's mouth. .

(End of this chapter)