Rebirth: Silly Husband and Wife

Chapter 52 Don't Suck 1
Shang Dongchen hid his eyes secretly watching his mother in time, and almost let Ruer's sister know, he knew that he was going to pretend to be in pain, otherwise his father and mother would not believe it Chen'er is in real pain.

Shang Dongchen yelled Xiao Jiujiu in his heart, as if his stomach was really hurting, the voice was so miserable that everyone standing in the dining room couldn't help sweating for his pain, and couldn't help following him The cry of pain frowned.

"Father, mother, look at what's going on with Brother Chen, how can he be in such pain, let's find a doctor to take a look at Brother Chen'er." The only thing is to ask the two elders of the merchant to find a doctor to show him.

Now Han Mo is so anxious that she can't see the people and things around her. She is only worried about what will happen to this stupid man, whether his life will be in danger, she is really worried.

When Shang Liu's son started crying, she kept holding back the smile in her belly. Her son crawled out of her stomach. What was he thinking? As a mother, I don't know. The silly boy would resort to this method every time when he was the last thing he could do in front of his mother.

Shang Liu held back her smile and waved her hand at Han Moru whose anxious face was about to turn white into a sheet of paper, "Ru'er, don't be fooled by my stupid son, my son raised his tail and thought If you want to pee or pee, I, as a mother, will not know, where does he really have a stomachache, he just wants me to let you go back, my silly son."

"Ah." Han Moru was stunned for a while after hearing her words. After she recovered, she turned her head and looked seriously at the stupid man in her arms, isn't she? If this stupid man If it's really a pain in the stomach, then there should be some sweat flowing from his forehead. She stretched out her hand to touch it, and it was warm and hot, and there was no sweat coming out, which shows that he is really like Shang Liu. As Shi said, he was simply pretending.

When Shang Dongchen heard that his little plan was seen through by his mother, the voice of crying pain stopped abruptly. He looked at his father and mother dumbfounded, and then looked at his sister Ru'er who was hugging him with a pair of pitiful eyes. , the voice yelled with grievance, "Sister Ru'er."

It would be impossible for Han Mo not to be angry with this stupid man. She had always thought that this stupid man was someone who didn't know how to play tricks, but this time she finally realized that she was wrong. Silly, but people are quite shrewd, and it is difficult for people to see through small tricks.

"I'll deal with you when I go back later." Han Mo whispered these words into Shang Dongchen's ears.

When she finished saying this, she turned her head to face Shang Liu and the others, and put on a smiling face again.

Mrs. Shang Liu glared at her stupid son, and decided to spare her stupid son this time, lest she talk for a while, and this stupid son would come up with some tricks to interrupt her conversation up.

She waved her hand with a smile on her eyes and said to Han Moru, the daughter-in-law, "Ru'er, let's stop here today, your father and I have prepared your gift for Guining tomorrow, and you can just take it home tomorrow." .”

"Yes, mother, I'm sorry you two elders have to worry about it." Han Moru pushed away the silly man in his arms, stood up and bowed sideways towards Shang Liu and Shang Wuling to show respect.

When Mrs. Shang Liu said to let the two of them back down, Shang Dongchen's eyes lit up immediately, and he couldn't wait to hold Han Moru's hand to leave, even unwilling to let Han Moru finish the elder ceremony. She was pulled away.

Sitting in the dining room, the Shang and Liu couples looked at their son and daughter-in-law who had left, especially when they saw their son holding his daughter-in-law and eagerly returning home, the two of them looked at each other, and then couldn't help laughing out loud. Voice.

"Master, isn't our stupid son really stupid? At least he is very, very passionate about the relationship between men and women. I think our business will soon be able to have a big fat grandson." Mrs. Shang Liu was triumphant Said.

Shang Wuling, a wife slave, naturally follows what his wife says, and he dares not say a word, he said with a smile, "Yes, Madam is amazing, our business will soon be able to embrace a big fat grandson Ma'am, you are going to be a grandma, it is really a great event for our business."

When he was flattering and flattering, Shang Liu glanced over, glared at him and said, "You can talk with your mouth, and you can say that the dead are alive. It's okay, let's go early Go back to your room and sleep."

Shang Wuling closed his mouth with grievances, just when he was feeling depressed, his wife's last words immediately made him alive again, stood up from the chair excitedly, walked towards Shang Liu, and took her He got up from the chair, and said with a flattering smile on his face, "Okay, Madam, let's go back to the room quickly."

Not long after, cheerful groans of men and women came from Shang Liu's room.

In the room here, as soon as Han Moru brought Shang Dongchen into the master bedroom, in order to take care of the stupid man's face, Han Moru called out the servants who were serving in the room, and waited until there was no other idleness in the room. Only then did Han Moru vent his accumulated anger.

"Ah, it hurts, sister Ru'er, Chen'er's ear hurts, don't pull Chen'er's ear." Shang Dongchen yelled, his ear was grabbed by sister Ru'er from the living room to the bedroom Here, he just walked in behind her with his head down.

After pinching for a while, Han Moru saw the weeping expression on his face and felt distressed. He let go of his ears after a while. Although the punishment stopped, Han Moru did not forget this. The stupid man dared to deceive himself.

"Sit on the bed." Han Moru put his hands on his waist, ignored the pitiful expression on his face, and pointed to a bed in the room with a serious face, asking him to sit on it.

When Shang Dongchen heard her order, he first glanced at her with resentful eyes, seeing that Ru'er sister didn't look at him, Shang Dongchen sat down on the bed obediently with his mouth open.

"Don't flatten your mouth, and take your hand from your mouth. If I see you put your finger in your mouth again, I will, I will take a pair of scissors and cut it off. Then cook it and eat it." Han Moru was so angry that he really couldn't think of a good way to threaten him, and finally he only thought of this way, hoping to scare him, so that he wouldn't just stuff his finger into it Go inside your mouth.

After the threat was over, Han Moru recalled the situation just now, why did she feel that the scene just now seemed to be a disobedient son taught by a mother, ah, her eyes were on the frightened silly man who hurriedly hid his hands, and in her heart She shouted, isn't she, isn't she just educating this stupid man who is both a husband and a son?

Suddenly she thought that if she got pregnant one day, then she would have to take care of two children. Thinking of the grand scene, Han Moru couldn't help shivering all over.

"Sister Ru'er is bad, I want to cut off Chen'er's hands, and Chen'er will never talk to Sister Ru'er again." Shang Dongchen tightly protected his hands, staring at her with fearful eyes and complaining, As if she had done something very, very sorry for him.

Seeing him like this, Han Moru couldn't help laughing, but soon returned to the serious look just now, she put her hands on her waist again and pointed to him and asked, "I'm bad, aren't you bad?" , didn’t you just pretend to have a stomachache to lie to me? You’re not bad like this, are you?”

(End of this chapter)