Rebirth: Silly Husband and Wife

Chapter 60

When Han Moru saw his action, she immediately felt her stomach churning, and a wave of sour water gushing up her throat.

"Brother Chen'er, put it down quickly, this is cow dung, the feces of cows." Han Moru explained to this silly man with a dark face, enduring the feeling of vomiting.

As soon as Shang Dongchen heard that this was shit pulled from the cow's butt, he immediately wrinkled his handsome face, and rubbed his clothes vigorously with the hand that had just gone to get the dried cow dung, and said in a disgusted tone , "Hey, smelly."

Although his IQ is only ten years old, he still knows what poop is.

"Sister Ru'er, let's go quickly, the poop smells bad." After saying this, Shang Dongchen still showed a displeased expression at the pile of dried cow dung, this stupid man didn't want to I thought, just now, I don't know who put this dried cow dung in his nose and smelled it for a long time.

However, Han Moru, Lu'er and Xiao Wu who were behind them would not mention this sentence to this stupid man, it would be bad if it made him unhappy.

A group of people here are happily dressing up in this street market, Han Moru who is playing happily, they don't know that there are two tails following behind them.

Wu Haotian was originally drinking tea at the opposite teahouse, but when he suddenly raised his eyes to look down, he saw the coldness below them, coming to this teahouse to drink a cup of Tieguanyin every day was a new habit he formed after he was kicked out of the Wu residence. Once he wakes up and has breakfast, he will go to the shop to patrol. How can there be such a spare time to drink tea, but now it is different, he does not have any property in the Wu Mansion, and every day he wakes up and struggles to open his eyes, thinking about what he should do today. How to live, so the habit of drinking tea has become an indispensable part of Wu Haotian's day.

At this time, Wu Haotian, who was behind them, couldn't help but sigh in his heart, did God specially reward him for this opportunity today? It also lived such a worthless life for him, so he was given another chance to take revenge on these two victims. I became the culprit of this.

Halfway along, the more Wu Haotian looked at Han Moru's careful and caring attitude towards this stupid man, the more jealous he felt, and the way they loved each other made him feel a surge of sourness in his heart.

Wu Haotian glared angrily at the two people in front of him, and picked up something next to him with one hand and rubbed it vigorously.

"Hey, you pervert, give it back to me quickly." A sharp female voice sounded in Wu Hao's ear, and the thing he was rubbing in his hand was snatched away by the owner of the voice.

Although Wu Haotian is down and out now, he is still the young master of the Wu family who has always been pampered. When did someone scold him with such insulting words, so he turned his head angrily, and stared angrily at the woman who scolded him just now.It's okay if you don't look at it. Only after looking at it can he know why he was scolded.

Because he was standing at a stall selling women's bellybands, and the piece of cloth he was rubbing just now happened to be a big red bellyband with a pair of mandarin ducks embroidered in red.

But how could Wu Haotian, who is usually very proud, think that he was wrong so easily, he raised his head, raised his chest, and said to the hostess of the stall with an expression like the young master rubbed, "Why, what are you selling? So what if the young master rubs things." After finishing speaking, he grabbed the apron that he had just rubbed in the hands of the hostess of the stall and rubbed it several times in front of the hostess again, then hummed vigorously. With a wave of his hand, the apron fell in a straight line on the head of the hostess of the stall and wore it.

The servant who had been standing beside Wu Haotian saw the angry red face of the hostess of the stall with sharp eyes, and he was so frightened that he immediately pulled Wu Haotian up and fled here.

When the two of them lifted their feet and ran away, a woman's high-pitched and harsh words came from behind them.

After running for a long time, Wu Haotian looked behind him out of breath, and still cursed, "You're really a shrew, shrew."

After cursing, he remembered his purpose of walking here. He came out of a small alley in a panic, stood in the middle of the road and turned left and right, looking anxiously and hazy for the person he was looking for.

After a while, his stern eyes finally settled on a few people in a small stall not far away, and only then did a treacherous smile appear on the corner of his mouth.At this moment a plot flashed through his mind.

Wu Haotian waved his hand at the boy who was still hiding in the alley and did not dare to come out. When he saw the boy who was afraid of death and dared not come out, he gritted his teeth and walked over, and kicked the boy on the leg. He cursed fiercely in his mouth, "You useless dog slave, it's useless for such a shrew to scare you like this." When he finished cursing the last sentence, he still felt that the scolding was not very satisfying, so he raised his head again. He rapped hard on the boy's head with his hand.

"Hiss, young master, stop beating me, I know I'm wrong." The servant protected his head with his hands and said begging for mercy, he was just about to kneel on the ground.

"Useless things." Wu Haotian glared hard at this useless dog slave. If he hadn't needed this dog slave later, he would have wished to sell this dog slave now to relieve his hatred.

"Put your ear close, your young master, I have something to tell you to do. You can do it for me. If it goes wrong, I will sell you." Wu Haotian threatened the boy with a gloomy face.

The boy was so frightened that his legs became weak. He didn't want to be scolded again. The Wu family was the best home he felt after being scolded three times. He not only had a place to live but also had enough to eat every day. He didn't want to be scolded again. Thinking of this, the boy nodded and asked with a pale face, "I don't know what the young master wants the young one to do, no matter what it is, the small one will definitely work hard to get it done, please Don't worry, young master!"

"Well, put your ear close to him." For his loyal words, Wu Haotian felt that he liked to hear it very much, and his irritable temper just now had dropped a lot. He beckoned the boy to put his ear close to his mouth, and then The master and the servant were talking about something in a low voice. At this time, the servant nodded from time to time, and his eyes gradually brightened.

"Understand?" Wu Haotian stepped back, looked at him seriously and asked.

The servant nodded vigorously, and replied with a flattering smile like a "dog" leg on his face, "Yes, young master, don't worry, the little emperor will definitely take care of this matter for you."

"Well, you can go." Wu Haotian nodded in satisfaction, and waved his hand to let him go out to do business.

A figure sneaked out of the alley, and at this time another person came out of the quiet alley. Wu Haotian went to the hidden roadside and secretly watched the four people who were still happily eating at this time. There were two smiles on the corner of his mouth that were about to succeed.

He secretly said to them in his heart, Han Moru, Shang Dongchen, I will let you couple love each other for a while, and there will be no such opportunity later.

At this time, Han Moru, who was drinking tofu flower at the tofu flower stand, suddenly panicked for a while, the spoon in her hand dropped on the table suddenly, and all three people at the same table looked at her, Shang Dongchen still held her hand nervously and asked, "Sister Ru'er, what's wrong with you? Is there something wrong? Chen'er will take you to the doctor." After finishing speaking, this silly man really wanted to To pull her up.

Han Moru stopped him, shook his head and smiled at him, "I'm fine, but I didn't hold the spoon steady just now, didn't Brother Chen'er just say that he wanted to eat this all the time, eat it quickly, later Let's not go shopping after eating, and we are going home."

Just panicked for no reason, the woman's intuition told her that something bad was about to happen, and Han Moru, who was very careful about everything, decided that they would stop shopping later, and it was better to go home, the safest thing to do of.

(End of this chapter)