because i'm a zombie

Chapter 6 Follow me to get a marriage certificate tomorrow!
"Then let's start after we return to the manor~" Su Yiqing looked very excited, and even her tone of voice became frivolous.

The housekeeper, Liu Huier, of course had no objection to her mistress, and nodded.

I don't have any comments either.

Although it seems that bullying girls is not something a good man should do, but it is.

Who made me inhuman~
After getting in the car, the three of us came to a small manor.

Although it is a manor, it is actually a villa...

Seeing my expression, Su Yiqing blushed slightly.

"You know my situation too... But it's okay, when I go home, my home will be a hundred times bigger than this!"

Su Yiqing patted her chest and said.

"You don't have to worry that I won't be able to pay your wages. It's just a few times the wages. That little money from my pocket money will be enough for you for a lifetime."

Enough for my whole life?

I just smiled and didn't speak.

If it really is enough for me for the rest of my life, Su Yiqing must also be a zombie.

Beautiful female zombie.

Next, the housekeeper took Su Yiqing and I into the basement of the villa.

There is a wooden floor in the basement, and I stepped on it, and the elasticity is very good.

"Just here."

The housekeeper Liu Huier stood in the center of the room and said.

"For a quarter of an hour, let's gather here."

After speaking, Liu Huier left with her long hair shaking.

"Xiao Hui is a black belt in Taekwondo~ Be careful."

Su Yiqing kindly reminded me.

"Xiao Hui is best at her left leg. Don't be fooled by her attacks. She usually uses her right leg to attack a paralyzed person, and then suddenly kills her with a blow from her left leg!"

"That..." Seeing Su Yiqing constantly waving her small fists, I couldn't help interrupting.

"Is it really okay for you to tell me about your housekeeper like this... Don't you want to see my strength..."

"Look at your strength?"

Unexpectedly, Su Yiqing gave me a blank look!
"No matter how strong Xiaohui is, she can't be stronger than you. Do you think she can be like you, and eight muscular men can throw it at will! Do you think she can be like you, and nothing will happen after being shot by a bullet!"

The more Su Yiqing talked, the more excited she became, and finally she put her little head in front of me!

"I've actually been skeptical, is it okay for someone in this world to be shot..."

She began to doubt it!

I felt my body start to sweat.

"I must have read it wrong! I must have read it wrong."

fine……

I let out a heavy breath.

Su Yiqing's appearance just now really made me extremely nervous.

I don't know how ordinary people react when they realize that the creature standing in front of her is not a person, but a zombie!

what……

Why is it a little sudden to look at Su Yiqing's expression after knowing that I am a zombie...

Must be a super red chicken...

Still, in my senses, I refrained from the urge to tell her.

Because, I can't guarantee whether Su Yiqing will drive me out of the villa.

Getting out of the villa is not important, the important thing is...

I'm going to be hungry again...

Feeling hungry is disgusting and I definitely don't want to do it again.

"Shot... Please, miss! When did I get shot! Didn't you see how the body of the man in black who shot the gun was trembling? Can he shoot me in that state?"

"That's right... Now that I think about it, it seems that the position I was standing at that time was a little bit out of place with that person..."

Everyone is like this. When you doubt something, after being "affirmed" by someone, you will go in the direction of the judgment of the person who clicked you.

This is objective misleading.

Su Yiqing was exactly like this. She was not sure that I, a "person", would be fine after being shot, but when I told her she must have misread it, she was also sure that she must have misread it.

"However... You are better than Xiaohui in that you can easily kill the eight men in black. Although Xiaohui can also defeat the eight men in black, it is inevitable that you will lose the lottery. Therefore, I believe that you can completely defeat Xiaohui! Come on!"

Su Yiqing gave me a gesture of encouragement.

This made me even more weird.

Obviously Su Yiqing and I have known each other for as short a time as possible, why does this girl always want to help me?
Whether it is……

Fuck!What a look!
When I turned my head and passed Su Yiqing's eyes, I saw only one pair of eyes looking at the poor thing!
Fuck!You treat me like a wretch! ! !

FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Can't bear it can't bear it!

but……

I really think it's really pathetic...

Thinking about it carefully, before I met Su Yiqing, I hadn't eaten for two days, and the clothes I was wearing were also in tatters, the "body fragrance" could be smelled by anyone three meters away...

After meeting Su Yiqing, everything changed.

With money and food, hey!Even the body does not stink!

It's delicious!

Whoa, whoa... that's too far.

A quarter of an hour passed quickly, and it was lost quickly while I was chatting with Su Yiqing.

Liu Huier was really punctual, arriving just a quarter of an hour ago.

"let's start."

Liu Huier changed into her taekwondo uniform, put on her black belt and bowed to me.

I also bowed to Liu Huier, and then put the driver aside and waited quietly for her attack.

Liu Hui'er was not hypocritical, after knowing what I meant, "Ha!" she yelled and ran towards me, before she got close to me, she raised her right foot and kicked towards my waist!

So fast!

Fortunately, I am a zombie, and my speed is not limited by the human body. If Liu Huier's attack was done by someone else, I would have been directly knocked out!
Fortunately!

Lao Tzu is not human!
not human!
My heart exploded!
"100%"

"200%!"

Twice the speed of the physical body!

I passed through a series of phantoms to escape Liu Huier's attack, and then took a step back and grabbed Liu Huier's ankle!

Huge power poured into the palm of my hand, but the strength twice as strong as my physical body survived Liu Huier's kick.

Then, I gently pulled back.

"what!"

Liu Hui'er let out a tender cry, she fell heavily on the ground under uneven force, and made a difficult movement of splitting legs!
"Pain Pain Pain..."

After all, she is a girl, even if she is strong, she will cry.

Such a sudden split made the unprepared Liu Huier cry out in pain.

She rubbed her inner thigh, and suddenly realized what a shameful gesture it was, so her hands could only be attached to the ground.

"That...is it okay..."

I hurried forward and asked embarrassingly.

After all, I'm a good boy zombie, and I can't make a girl cry...

"go away!"

Liu Hui'er smashed me viciously, grabbed my shoulders with both hands and threw me to the ground.

I got up from the ground and returned to Liu Huier's side.

"You go away!"

"Go away, go away!"

"Why are you so annoying! Go away!!!"

Although Liu Huier kept yelling for me to go away, I still squatted beside her.

"You can't go!"

"Don't go."

"Go!"

"No."

"Go away!"

"No, I am responsible to you."

"Ah?" Liu Huier was stunned when she heard my words, and then...

Hello!Why are you blushing!
Did I say something strange! !
"Are you going to be responsible to me..."

Why did your voice suddenly soften? ! !
Liu Huier's face was flushed, I looked at this girl speechlessly.

To be honest, she seems to be more innocent than I imagined.

"Then tomorrow... are you free..."

Are you free?Why ask this?

I looked suspiciously at Liu Hui'er who lowered her head.

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"You said...you are responsible for me..."

Liu Huier's soft voice made me uncomfortable.

Obviously she was still a strong woman before.

Remember that sentence?
"Miss! Please think twice! He is not suitable to be your bodyguard!"

Look, how bold and domineering it was at that time!

why now...

"Then you go with me tomorrow...to get a marriage certificate..."

"what?!"

"What did you say?!"

Two exclamations came from the mouths of Su Yiqing and me!
"Huh? What's wrong with you?"

Liu Huier looked at us suspiciously.

This girl is not so simple!
"What Lloyd said, you have to be responsible for me... right, Lloyd?"

(End of this chapter)