because i'm a zombie

Chapter 71 Big Sister!Please forgive me!

"My name is Qin Yun~ Hello~"

At the dinner table at night, the wicked woman introduced herself before the meal.

snort!
If it weren't for your ability to cook, I would definitely punch you three times left and right!

Qin Yun, that perverted woman who made me and Loli faint, put me in women's underwear, rolled Loli into a ball, and hid in the room playing eroge!
"Hey, Lloyd~ You have nice eyes."

Qin Yun looked at me with a smile.

I immediately averted my gaze.

Eye contact with this woman is simply terrifying!

"Lloyd~ If you don't forget the words like 'this woman is terrible', 'this woman is a pervert' in your head, how can I have a few sets of underwear that are just right for you~"

I shivered and shook my head vigorously!

"Report! Already forgotten!"

"very good……"

After Qin Yun finished speaking, she turned to look at Luoli.

"Lou Li~ Laugh if you want to, see how uncomfortable it is for you to hold back."

"Haha..." Loli just laughed twice, and immediately covered her mouth.

The reason is... Qin Yun: "But if you laugh, I will let you wear that kind of underwear next time."

In fact, Loli really wants to wear that kind of underwear...

only……

She looked at her breasts.

If you wear that type of underwear, it will definitely fall off.

Lloyd was able to hold it because of his width, but...

Lori's body is too petite!
Just like a primary school girl!
"Are you friends of Huahua and Yumoqian?"

Qin Yun made me a bowl of rice.

Already hungry, I took the meal and immediately started gobbling it up.

Loli swallowed beside her and took Qin Yun's meal.

"Eat slowly, what else~"

Qin Yun said with a gentle smile, and then her face darkened instantly.

"Hey hey hey... I put a lot of sleeping pills in it... hey hey hey..."

"puff……"
"puff……"

Two sound of spraying rice.

"Cough cough cough..."

Loli and I coughed violently at the same time.

"I lied to you~ I'm very gentle~"

Qin Yun covered half of her face and made a shy look.

However, I always feel that she has two horns on her head.

"Lloyd Lloyd..." Lori strategically moved towards me.

"This woman is so powerful!"

"kindness!"

"Is there any countermeasure?!"

"no!"

I said seriously.

"..." Loli showed a disappointed expression.

In fact, it was as easy as pie for me and Luoli to kill Qin Yun.

But... this thought never crossed my mind.

Loli must be the same, she is decisive and will burn Qin Yun to ashes without hesitation.

Although Qin Yun is very perverted, but!

She is also very dark!

(= = Good use of conjunctions!)

After eating, Qin Yun went back to her room to play eroge.

Without the soundproofing of the door, the groans of erotic games and Qin Yun's perverted breathing floated down the stairs clearly.

Helpless, I had no choice but to cover Lori's ears and suffer to listen to this destructive voice.

In the evening, I received a call from Vanity.

Vanity: "Lloyd, did you have a fulfilling day today?"

Me: "Enrich."

Vanity: "The big change upstairs... man, you didn't bother her!"

Me: "What do you think?"

Vanity: "I don't think it's possible for you to be stupid enough to bother her. After all, I've warned you. You probably didn't knock on her door~ Let her be alone in that room for the rest of her life~"

Me: "Flicky... I'm sorry... I... I... I..."

Vanity: "I'm sorry? Why are you saying sorry... Could it be! You've already..."

Vanity paused for more than ten seconds.

"Sorry, I can't help you... I hope you haven't been stalked by that 21-year-old woman who is only interested in erotic games... Take care, Lloyd. Every year on Qingming Festival, I will go to the door of that apartment to arrange flowers for you of."

"Beep beep beep..." the busy tone reminded.

I closed the phone and threw it in the corner of the bed.

Lolita has fallen asleep, lying on my belly and falling asleep.

Maybe it's because Qin Yun's food is so delicious.

Luoli hugged my waist and drooled to help me take a bath... and talked in sleep.

"I'm so full... ha... so full... I can't eat anymore ~ ​​Lloyd don't feed me anymore..."

So cute!
I picked up Lori and put her beside me.

He took out a napkin and wiped the corners of her mouth.

"Really, after living for 2 years, I still drool, really like a child."

Throwing away the tissues, I went into the bathroom with a good set of clothes to wash off Loli's saliva.

When I came back, there was another person in my room.

Qin Yun...

That perverted woman is installing something in my room!
what!what is that!
Pinhole camera!
No!

Gotta stop her!

"what are you doing!"

I growled!

The sound startled Qin Yun who was installing the camera!
"Yo~ Lloyd~ Long time no see~"

"Long time no see|! Get your hands out of the back!"

"What are you talking about, Lloyd~ I don't understand at all~"

"What don't you understand! Take out your hands!"

"I don't understand at all~"

"Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and show it to me!"

"I said I didn't understand at all...you really don't understand?"

"Forehead?"

I looked at Qin Yun's face.

When did that face turn dark...

There was still a weird evil smile on the corner of her mouth...

very scary……

I shudder...

"I said... I don't understand what you're talking about at all~ Lloyd, right~ I don't have anything in my hand~"

Qin Yun walked towards me slowly, with her hands behind her back, and walked out of me with a gloomy face.

"Cut... What a disappointment, to take a shower so quickly."

"..."

That woman Qin Yun...

Speaking of Qin Yun, here is a brief introduction.

Qin Yun, female, height 167, weight 48KG, 36D chest. (Lou Li looks at her with a frustrated expression.)
Graduated with a doctoral degree, has won world-wide awards, single for 21 years, not interested in three-dimensional men, likes to play erotic games, and has reached the point of insanity, black belly, pervert, likes to tease people, can not take a shower for a week , not in the habit of tidying things up...

Alright, Qin Yun's introduction.

These were all sent to me by Vanity after that phone call.

He also told me specifically.

"If you are targeted by that woman, find a time to commit suicide."

Huh, flashy.

I seem to have been targeted...but I'm a zombie...how can I commit suicide...

Thanks to Qin Yun, I didn't sleep well all night.

In one night, Qin Yun's teacher and apprentice broke into my room 168 times secretly, and they would say something every time they were caught by me.

"Cut, it's bad luck to be caught again."

The next morning, Qin Yun and I sat at the dining table with our panda eyes on our faces.

Neither Luo Li nor I know how to cook, so Qin Yun is responsible for all three meals.

Although this woman is perverted, she still works very seriously.

"Lloyd."

Qin Yun packed the table and sat on the sofa next to me.

He took out a box of medicine from his pocket and handed it to me.

I picked it up and took a look.

"A strong sleeping pill."

"..." I looked at Qin Yun warily.

Qin Yun curled her lips.

"I thought you'd eat it like candy...Cut, it failed again, what a bad luck."

"……"Hey!You must be taking me for a fool!

That's right!What's the matter with your disdainful eyes! ! !
Ahhhh! ! ! !
This woman, Qin Yun, is going crazy if she grasps it! !
At noon, I received another attack from Qin Yun.

Qin Yun secretly threw her underwear on my face while I was taking a nap!
Want to suffocate me with this!
I make up!

If I die like that!

Then I will be the protagonist with the most bizarre way of death in history!

God!Qin Yun!

Miss!
forgive me!

I beg you!

I'm really young!

I just crawled out of the graveyard!Don't send me back so early!

"Qin Yun! Don't bully people too much!"

I am a male zombie!How dignified it is to be bullied by a woman!
I want to get my face back!
Roar!
I rolled over and put Qin Yun under me!Sit on her waist!
Ouch...so soft waist...

My mood was agitated, I was caught by Qin Yun, and she turned over and pressed me under me.

"Dare to compete with my old lady! I don't know that my old lady is a world-class judo champion!"

I make up!

Judo champion!

Also world class!

Qin Yun sat on my stomach and took out a box of medicine from her pocket.

I stare!
Isn't that a powerful sleeping pill at noon!

"Eat it for me! Go to sleep!"

(End of this chapter)