because i'm a zombie

Chapter 99 Two Little Lolitas Give Me a Headache!

"Let's go and have dinner together."

I smiled and extended my right hand to Yuzu to invite me.

Yuzu stared at me blankly, and slowly, tears accumulated in her eye sockets, one drop, two drops, three drops... countless drops.Finally, the eye sockets could no longer bear the quality of the tears, and the embankment burst.

There was joy on her face, and joy in her eyes.

Yuzu has learned another expression, she has learned to smile, the real smile is not the kind of smile just like before.

"En! Lloyd! Eat! And grapefruit!"

The girl smiled very happily.

In her heart that I couldn't see, a seed that had been buried long ago blossomed, and the faint pink flowers released a fragrant and elegant fragrance.Put your nose up and take a sniff, the fresh smell comes to your nostrils.

That's the smell of love.

It's just that, as the two people involved, one didn't know when the seeds he had planted bloomed, and the other was simply too slow to feel, so he didn't realize it.

Grapefruit held my hand, her little hand was soft and fleshy, and it was very comfortable to hold in the palm of my hand.

The two of us looked at each other and smiled, looking at Yuzu's happy smile, I suddenly discovered that this girl who is not very beautiful is actually very attractive.

Her charm is not like Su Yiqing's goddess-like face, her figure is not as close to perfection as Liu Huier's, and she is not as naive, cute and willful as Lolita. Her charm is like drinking tea, which needs to be carefully and slowly You have to taste it to feel it.

Back at the dining table, Loli pouted and stared at Yuzu and me, especially when she saw Yuzu, she showed her sharp teeth and let out a cute roar like a beast.She wants to be a tiger, but in my eyes, she is just a kitten.

Yuzu seemed to be very afraid of Lori, and hid behind me tremblingly. Her small budding breasts pressed against my back, making me feel agitated.

"Lloyd... Grapefruit, I'm afraid..."

Yuzu grabbed my hand tightly with both hands and said in a daze.

"It's okay, it's okay... Be good, don't be afraid, don't be afraid."

I kept patting Yuzu's back, comforting her softly, and when Yuzu gradually calmed down, I turned my head and rolled my eyes at Lori, and said angrily.

"Lou Li, quickly put away your cannibalistic eyes, I see you scare Yuzu."

"Humph!"

Loli snorted unwillingly.

She still doesn't want to talk to me.

I can only smile wryly in my heart.Loli is a girl who holds grudges very much. Once someone treats her badly, or she has a problem with someone, she will always neglect him and be hostile to him for a long time.As for how long, I don't know.Luo Li's attitude towards life completely followed her own mood. If she was in a good mood, she would recover in a few hours, minutes, or even seconds. If she was in a bad mood... her life would be over.

There is nothing I can do about it.

"Okay, okay, let's all sit down and eat~ Today's meal was carefully prepared by Laura!" Su Yiqing quickly stood up and said.

The rice cooked by Laura is really delicious, but I feel that the food is tasteless and I can't eat it at all.

It's not that I don't like Laura's food. Laura's is one of the top chefs in the world. Of course, everyone will like the food she cooks.Let me be a human being.

The reason why I lost my appetite was because... I glanced at the three people at the table except Laura.

Miss Loli on the opposite side, can you please stop staring at me aggressively when you are biting the piece of meat with your fangs!I don't know why, but I always feel that the screaming piece of meat in your mouth is me!
The pomelo kid next to me, can you not always just pick up vegetables for me!Zombies also want to eat meat!
Also, Ms. Su Yiqing who was watching secretly, the soup in your soup spoon has leaked out, I won't tell you that all the soup has spilled into your chest!
This meal was really depressing and painful.

"that……"

I put down the bowl and chopsticks in my hand, and said.

"I'm full, you go ahead and eat."

"I'm full too!"

Luoli immediately put down her bowl and chopsticks.

"So are grapefruit."

Yuzu's speed is not slow, Loli just followed after she finished speaking, grabbed my clothes with both hands and said.

"Then... I can be considered full..."

Hello!Su Yiqing!What's with your hesitant tone and gloom? !Continue to eat if you are not full!

"Well... I'll go up and sleep for a while, you guys..."

I pointed to the upstairs and said, but before I finished sleeping, Loli slapped the table with both hands and stood up from the chair with a "pop!"
"I'm sleepy too! I want to sleep too!"

Where are you sleepy...you are obviously so energetic...

Seeing Luoli, I was the first to express my opinion, and then Yuzu, who didn't know what was going on in her mind, took my hand and spit out four words.

"Pomelo is going too."

"I want, too……"

Just as Su Yiqing opened her mouth, she choked on my gaze.She waved her hands up.

"Okay, okay...Actually, I'm not sleepy..."

However, they seem to be intimate with Lloyd!Su Yiqing groaned silently in her heart.

So, I went upstairs with two little rabbits that were delivered to my door to be slaughtered, and I was going to play together on the same bed.

Although Yuzu is 17 years old, she is about the same size as a 15-year-old girl.

Not to mention loli, she's just a young girl.

always feel like a little...

Uh.Qin Yun!There's something wrong with the way you look at me!

I'm really not a lolicon!

Qin Yun gave me a disdainful look and walked towards the stairs.

"..."

Looking at the grinning Loli on the left, making faces at Yuzu from time to time, and Yuzu on the right, who looks like a deer and is obviously afraid of Loli.

I thought of "Voice of Heartfelt Love" written by the famous poet Lu You.

"Ed is a lolita fanatic, left lolita, right pomelo, human skin and animal heart, let's have a room together!"

As soon as I walked into the room, Loli threw me directly on the bed, leapt and sat on my stomach.

Yuzu just slowly took off her shoes, slowly crawled to my side, slowly lifted my head up, and slowly put my head on her bent knee again.

"Liuyuzi!" Lori was very angry!

Why does this Liuyouzi keep fighting against her!

Lloyd is mine is mine! ! !
mine!

Lolita is roaring, Lolita is angry!
Along with it, her body also started to shake back and forth on my body, and the frequency became faster and faster!
Me and my little friends are shocked!Especially the little friend, who woke up directly from sleep!A powerful force hit Lori's back.

Loli fell down with an "ouch!"
Bloody?
Super dog blood!

What's more bloody!

Loli's little mouth just meowed over my lips!

KISS!

Lori and I KISS!
Loli and I raised our heads at the same time!The two are looking at each other!I saw the rice grains on Luoli's forehead from eating just now, and Luoli saw the eye gum that I didn't wash my face in the morning... (cough cough...)
After a long time, I reacted first, and slowly let go of my lips.

"That..." I said angrily. "I'm sorry, I didn't think of...um."

I am speechless.

The lips were blocked again.

It was still Lolita, her eyes were closed, and her pink face was blushing.

Her KISS is very domineering, her little tongue directly invaded my oral territory and plundered wantonly.

After a long time, Loli let go of her lips.

Her eyes flashed with an inexplicable light, and she touched my face, her little face flushed.

"Lloyd...I...I..."

Loli "me" for a long time, without saying a word, she was silent for a while, and brought her little head closer for the third time.

However, this time she was unsuccessful.

A hand pressed Lori's forehead.

It is grapefruit.

It's just... this grapefruit doesn't seem to be the grapefruit just now... What's the matter with those blackened eyes?Could it be that Yuzu's bloodthirsty madness has not been lifted?

"Leave, Lloyd." A cold voice spit out from Yuzu's mouth.

"Hands off."

Lori was not happy either.

"leave."

"take away!"

"leave!"

"take away!!"

Two lolis who seemed to be about the same size were arguing, and they tended to fight.

I rubbed my temples.

Now I have no power at all, the only thing I can do is...

"Please... I just want to sleep..."

kneel.

That's right... I threw away the last bit of morality.

Originally, I really just planned to come up to sleep, who knew it would turn out like this...

"Lloyd." Loli turned her head and looked at me with serious eyes.

Yuzu also turned to look at me with serious eyes.

"Who do you choose?" Loli said lightly.

"Of course it is me."

Yuzu said proudly as she straightened her chest, which was slightly bigger than Lolita.This action made Lori grit her teeth angrily.

"Who to choose!"

Loli, who had nowhere to vent her temper, finally chose to vent to me. She yelled twice and punched me twice in the chest!

What did I do wrong...

I still don't understand where I went wrong.

Obviously just want to sleep, how could it become like this...

"Lloyd, pick a grapefruit."

Yuzu helped me straighten my hair and said.

"Yuzi, good wife, definitely."

Well, well, the wives are out.

"Choose loli!"

Lori yelled!
"It doesn't matter! Lloyd must choose Lolita! Choose Lolita! Because Lolita likes Lloyd the most!"

"I say……"

I sat up from the bed and rubbed my temples, holding back my anger and said.

"Can you... can you go out? I just want to sleep..."

"no!"

Lori's sharp refusal made me not know what to say.

My head is swollen, but I know that I can't get angry with Lori anymore. The last time I made her angry, she ignored me for a month of anger!
Lori's side is not a breakthrough, so...

I turned my head and looked at Yuzu tenderly.

"Grapefruit..."

"No."

On Yuzu's face, a newly learned expression was vividly expressed.

That's...persistence.

(End of this chapter)