Change the Tang Dynasty Li Yuanba

Chapter 102 Kicked in the head by a donkey?

"Great victory in Songzhou, killing 20 enemies, Tubo destroyed the country."

Waves of loud shouts gradually spread from the plateau to the entire Tang Dynasty.

Then they gathered at Chang'an City, the administrative center of the Tang Dynasty.

Ten teams of good news messengers, each with fifty cavalry, lined up in a neat formation, set off majestically from the plateau, and galloped along the post road in Songzhou to Chang'an City.

Every time a fork is passed, a team of people will be separated and leave.

Before running out of the border of Songzhou, the ten teams of good news messengers drove to various parts of Datang along the ten post roads of Datang.

This is an unwritten way of celebrating since Emperor Li Shimin ascended the throne.

Alone Better Together.Great victory or destruction of the country must be known to all Tang people.

The task of these ten teams of good news messengers is to travel along the post roads to all the important cities of the Tang Dynasty, and finally gather in Chang'an City.

Every time they pass through a city gate, every time they arrive at a post station, the messengers of the victory will shout at the top of their voices: "Great victory in Songzhou, kill 20 enemies, and Tubo will destroy the country."

This is their glory, and it is also at this time that they can truly appreciate the pride of being a soldier.Can truly appreciate the people's love for them.

Shout a few times outside the city gate, "Great victory in Songzhou, kill 20 enemies, Tubo will destroy the country." The city gate will open wide.

The guards of the city gate excitedly rang the gongs and drums on the top of the city, and shouted like crazy: "Songzhou great victory, 20 enemies killed, Tubo destroyed the country."

In less than a moment, the sound of gongs and drums will spread from the city gate to the city, and the people beat gongs and drums one after another, rushing to tell each other.

The excited people celebrated this great victory in their own way.

And every time they arrived at a post station, these good news messengers didn't have to dismount themselves, they just shouted: "Songzhou great victory, 20 enemies killed, Tubo destroyed the country."

Immediately, the soldiers at the post station would directly carry them off the horse, serve tea and water, and rub their shoulders and arms.

Those who are also soldiers, when they heard the news of the great victory over the country, they acted even more violently.

They may not have the chance to go to the battlefield to kill the enemy in their military service at the post station. They would like to hear the bloody scenes of killing the enemy from these heroes who survived the battlefield.

"This time our 20 army really killed [-] Tubo troops? Did we really destroy the Tubo country?"

The soldier at the station asked with a smile.

"Is that false? Let me tell you, it's so comfortable to fight with the chief executive. We chased the Tubo people straight after their buttocks, and they wouldn't fight back." A messenger said.

"Yes, you don't know, this is what the chief executive fights. I have fought for so many years, and I have never been so comfortable." Another messenger gave a thumbs up.

"Hahaha, no one would have guessed that we killed 4000 of the enemy's army with less than 20 casualties. The general manager is too powerful." The messengers showed off in a hurry.

"And there is the special agent led by the chief executive..." One of the messengers just started to speak, but was interrupted by the captain.

"Shut up, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't show off. Drink some water, and we'll be on our way as soon as possible."

After speaking, the captain said to the soldiers at the station:
"Prepare us a new war horse. We are running out of time, so we won't stop here any longer. I'll trouble you."

"Don't bother, don't bother, you are all great heroes, why are we bothering, we will prepare right now."

The station soldiers hurried down to prepare their horses.

At this moment, the captain glared at the messenger just now, but said nothing.But the messenger also knew that he had just said something he shouldn't have said.

When the news that the ten teams of good news messengers will destroy the country and win the victory began to spread from Songzhou to the entire Tang Dynasty.

The real and detailed victory report of the Songzhou War has already been sent to the case table of Tang Emperor Li Shimin's Ganlu Palace by eight hundred miles.

Li Shimin immediately spread the news that the 20 Tubo army had been annihilated and Tubo had destroyed the country, and called a group of ministers to discuss matters.

Chang'an City, Taiji Palace, Ganlu Palace.

"Your Majesty, is this true? It's only been a few days since the army went out, and with the time the messenger was on the road, they have just arrived in Songzhou to set up camp. Will Tubo destroy the country?"

Li Ji, Shangshu of the Ministry of War, expressed doubts.

"Yes, Your Majesty, this is an army of 20, against an army of [-], it's just a tentative attack in such a short period of time, how could the country be destroyed."

Li Jing, the god of war, also expressed doubts.

"The people present are all experienced generals. Even if 20 sheep are fleeing, our [-] army cannot kill them so quickly. This is simply impossible. This is a lie about the military."

I have always thought that apart from Li Jing, Hou Junji is the best in the world in the art of war.Even more unconvinced.This is the achievement of destroying the country.Can he not be jealous?

"The old man doesn't believe it either, it's too absurd."

The Palace of Ganlu was in chaos, and most of the veterans in the army expressed their disbelief.

Sitting on the high throne, Li Shimin smiled and watched the officials below quarrel.It's better if you don't believe it, and the more intense the quarrel, the better.Otherwise, how would I put it on in a while?

"I believe it, I absolutely believe it. Have your heads been kicked by donkeys?"

A super discordant voice came from the crowd.

"Old man Cheng, who are you scolding? Who got kicked in the head by a donkey?"

Cheng Yaojin's words shifted the focus of everyone's attention from the good news to him.

"Who are you scolding? I'm not scolding anyone, I'm just talking about you. In my opinion, all of you have had their heads kicked by donkeys. Are you jealous when you see the great feats of destroying the country? You speak without thinking, not because you were kicked by donkeys." What's the matter?"

Cheng Yaojin said calmly.

"Old man Cheng, if you don't explain clearly to everyone today, we won't let you go easily."

"Who led the troops to fight this time?" Cheng Yaojin asked.

"The right-leading general Zhishenli, the left-handed general Niu Jinda, and the left-leading general Liu Jian." Someone answered immediately.

"Why, I, Hou Junji, think I'm stronger than these three, and the princes present, who is weaker than them? If we can't do it, they can do it?"

Hou Junji is still a bit clever, and he did not forget to bring other princes and generals with him while boasting.

Cheng Yaojin looked at Hou Junji contemptuously, but ignored him.

He had always looked down upon Hou Junji, who had easily climbed to the same level as them by virtue of the Xuanwu Gate incident and the emperor's trust.

Instead, he turned his head and asked Li Ji and Li Jing:
"Military division, General Li, these people only see the monstrous achievements, their eyes are red like rabbits, won't your heads be kicked by donkeys too?"

Li Jing glanced at Cheng Yaojin, but didn't argue with him.

Li Ji said with a wry smile: "Old Fairy Cheng, keep talking about you. Keep some morals in your mouth. Isn't this news too shocking and unreasonable, so I doubt it."

As soon as the two of them heard Cheng Yaojin ask who was leading the army in the battle, they immediately realized that they had no doubts.

That master and Meng Huhu wiped out the Turks in one day. This time, it took a long time to destroy Tubo with a large army.

After hearing Li Ji's words, Cheng Yaojin smiled and continued:
"Let me tell you, are there only these three leaders? Have you forgotten that there is a chief executive above them?"

"Old monkey, are you still not convinced?"

"Have you ever seen that old man fight?"

"Do you know how that old man fought?"

"Do you know that master wiped out the Turks within a day?"

"Who was hit by a hammer and lay on the ground and couldn't get up?"

Hou Junji was asked a series of questions by Cheng Yaojin, and his face was red when he asked.

Others are always swearing at people without revealing their faults, but this old man Cheng is just pouring salt on people's wounds.

"Everyone, the leader of the team this time is Huawang Li Yuanba. Don't say that he wiped out a Tubo with only 20 troops in a short time. , I don't have any doubts about it."

"Why, are you also jealous of King Hua's credit? You said your brains were kicked by a donkey, and you still don't admit it."

Cheng Yaojin finally said he was happy.This feeling that the whole world is drunk and I am alone is so cool.

After finally saying it so happily, and no one refuted it, Cheng Yaojin naturally would not stop, and continued to show off his understanding of King Hua Li Yuanba.

(End of this chapter)