Change the Tang Dynasty Li Yuanba

Chapter 149 It's embarrassing

Early in the morning on the first day, Liu Jian accompanied Li Cha and Duan Hongxiu on the road.

Li Cha and Duan Hongxiu were going to leave Yumen Pass and continue westward.

And Liu Jian is going to inspect Yumen Pass.It happened to save Li Cha and Duan Hongxiu the process of queuing up for inspection.

Yumen Pass was named after the import of jade from the Western Regions to the Central Plains.Later, it gradually evolved into a necessary place on the Silk Road.

When Yumenguan, which was sought after by countless poets in the heyday of Tang Dynasty, appeared in front of my eyes.Li Cha's heart once again surged with great pride.

Every time he passed Yumen Pass, he would feel this way. In fact, the environment of Yumen Pass was particularly harsh, but the harsher the environment, the more it reflected the hardships of the officers and soldiers stationed here.

Compared with the harsh environment of Yumenguan, the humanistic atmosphere here is indeed very thick and lively.

In the wild sand, camel bells are playing, people are screaming, caravans are coming and going, and messengers are coming and going. A long team is waiting for the inspection of the soldiers guarding the city.

In front of my eyes was a lively and prosperous scene.

"Is this the first pass of our Great Tang? It resisted the invasion of foreigners for our Great Tang. It can be said to have made great contributions. But it has also become an insurmountable barrier between the Western Regions and the Great Tang."

"It's no wonder that Ban Gu, a hero of the Han Dynasty who gave up his pen and joined the army, was able to write with emotion like 'I don't want to go to Jiuquan County, but I hope to be born in Yumen Pass.'"

Duan Hongxiu sighed and said.

"Excellent. She is indeed the number one scholar in both civil and military affairs. This allusion comes from the mouth. But Hongxiu, you seem to have made a mistake. The Yumen Pass that Ban Gu mentioned is not the Yumen Pass in front of you."

"Shortly after Wang Mang usurped the throne in the new dynasty, the Silk Road was interrupted, and the Yumen Pass in the Han Dynasty was almost reduced to ruins. This is the Yumen Pass belonging to our Tang Dynasty."

Li Cha explained with a smile.

"Ah? Hongxiu thought that Yumenguan had never changed. So what if it wasn't? I just write a poem myself."

Duan Hongxiu said unconvinced.

"Then let's wash our ears and listen more. Today's ears are blessed. Haha."

Li Cha laughed.

"Then husband, you can listen carefully."

"The camel bell dreamed of Chang'an, looking back at Yumen Pass with tearful eyes."

"A song of Qiang flute Zhaojun resentment, grape wine talk lingering."

"How is it?" Duan Hongxiu waited expectantly for her husband's compliment.

With the experience of these days, Duan Hongxiu's own character has been exposed, but she is no longer the image of a lady like the old Huawang Mansion.

"Awesome, amazing. She really is a talented woman. Cao Zhi can make a poem in seven steps, and our family's Hongxiu can make a poem in three breaths. It's amazing."

Of course Li Cha did not hesitate to praise him.But the smirk on his face seemed to mean something else.

Duan Hongxiu also noticed Li Cha's smirk, and she was a little shy. She wrote the poem herself, so could she not know the meaning?

"Husband, don't laugh. I'm saying that our women in the Tang Dynasty feel sorry for Zhaojun, a weak woman, who made such a big sacrifice. When she and Ai Lang fell in love, she showed pity for Wang Zhaojun. It's not only referring to Hongxiu and Husband, don't think twice."

Duan Hongxiu hastily explained with a blushing face.

It's fine if she doesn't explain, even Liu Jian, the big boss who didn't understand at all just now, understood her explanation, and laughed out loud.

This made Duan Hongxiu so ashamed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground and sneak in.Angrily hate myself, the more I explain, the darker I become.

Seeing his beloved wife's shy and embarrassed appearance, Li Cha smiled and came out to make a rescue.

"Okay, okay, as long as my husband knows what Hongxiu means. But Hongxiu, there is a problem in your poem. You are writing about the Yumen Pass of the Han Dynasty, not the Yumen Pass in front of you."

"But there are no allusions to the Yumen Pass in front of me. How can you make Hongxiu write poems?"

"Could it be that my husband asked Hongxiu to do the kind of poems like 'the lonely smoke in the desert, the white clouds in the distance. The camel bell is long, the towering jade gate.' This kind of poem has no foundation?""

Hearing that Li Cha said that there was something wrong with his poem, Duan Hongxiu didn't care about being shy, and directly retorted.

"Who said that poetry cannot be written without allusions? Cao Zhi's "Luo Shen Fu" has no allusions."

Li Cha said with a smile.

"That's a prose, not a poem. If you have the ability, you can listen to it by writing a poem based on this Yumen Pass."

Duan Hongxiu said unconvinced.

"Husband doesn't have the literary talent of Hongxiu, you can't do it, you can't do it."

Li Cha hurriedly waved his hands and smiled.

Li Cha is different from Li Shimin, he still needs some face.

There are too many poems about Yumen Pass.But that wasn't Li Cha's own.

It would be a little unreasonable to take the path of future generations.

"Hongxiu knows your husband's literary talent, so don't be modest. Hongxiu wants to hear it."

Duan Hongxiu actually acted coquettishly.

Come on, once the daughter-in-law acts like a spoiled child, Li Cha doesn't care about the way of future generations.Anyway, this Datang is not the next generation's Datang, who cares, let's make the wife happy first.

"Poetry, it's not that I can't make it, but my husband can't make any poems that are lingering with grapes and wine."

Li Cha actually made fun of Duan Hongxiu.

"Husband, don't talk about this anymore, write poetry quickly. Hongxiu can't wait."

Duan Hongxiu urged.

"Hongxiu, just now you said that Ban Gu in the Han Dynasty expressed the feeling of 'I hope to be born into Yumenguan', so my husband will compose a different song for you. Listen carefully."

"The flags of the Han family are all over the Yin Mountains, and they don't send back horses and beards."

"I would like to serve the country with this body, why should I be born into Yumenguan?"

"How?" Li Cha asked proudly.

Before Duan Hongxiu could speak, Liu Jian next to him couldn't help but applauded and said, "It's a good one not to send a horse back, so why bother to be born into Yumen Pass, this is the ambition that my son of the Han family should have."

But embarrassingly, no one paid attention to him.

Li Cha was smiling and waiting for Duan Hongxiu's admiration, while Duan Hongxiu pouted.

"Hmph, your husband's poem has momentum. But isn't your poem also about Yumen Pass in the Han Dynasty? You're still talking about me. No, this doesn't count."

Duan Hongxiu pouted and said.

"It doesn't count, then change it, and we have it."

"Long clouds and dark snow mountains in Qinghai, the lonely city looks at Yumen Pass in the distance."

"Yellow sand wears golden armor in a hundred battles, and if you don't break Loulan, you will never return it."

"It's all right now."

Li Cha once again stole another Tang Dynasty poem and read it out.

"It's a yellow sand that wears a golden armor in a hundred battles, and it's a good one that won't return until it breaks Loulan. My Tang soldiers should have such an aura of going forward."

Liu Jian clapped her hands and shouted.

What happened next was a little embarrassing.He found that both Li Cha and Duan Hongxiu were staring at him.

The hands that were clapping violently were slowly lightened, and the voice became lower and lower, and finally scratched his head in embarrassment.But he found that he was still wearing armor.This is even more embarrassing.

"Old Liu, if you don't know how to praise others, don't do it. It's just a few sentences back and forth. Are you embarrassed?"

Li Cha teased with a smirk.

"What's the matter? Uncle Liu, you still praise him like this. My husband is just fooling people. Look at the Yumen Pass in front of you."

"Where is Qinghai? Where is the snow mountain? Where is the isolated city? Can this Guazhou city be called an isolated city?"

"Where is Loulan? I am familiar with all kinds of books, why didn't I know that there is a Loulan country around Datang?"

"As early as 700 years ago, the king of Loulan, Angui, was killed by Fu Jiezi, a warrior of the Han Dynasty and a famous diplomat, because he was in love with the Huns. He changed Loulan's name to Shanshan, and asked the Han Dynasty to send troops to farm in Yixun City. Loulan It has long been part of the Han Dynasty."

"Besides, even the Shanshan Kingdom was destroyed during the Northern Wei Dynasty. If you go out from this Yumen Pass, how can you not break through Loulan and not return it?"

"This is obviously a poem written in the Han Dynasty. My husband is bullying the history that Hongxiu doesn't understand."

Duan Hongxiu was so wronged that she was about to cry, her husband was simply fooling her and bullying her.

After Duan Hongxiu explained in that aggrieved tone, the embarrassment was not limited to Liu Jian, the boss.

Li Cha, who was waiting for his poem that was destined to become famous through the ages, shocked everyone with his skills, after hearing what Duan Hongxiu said, he was ashamed to see anyone.

Li Cha turned his head quickly to find a way to explain, and once again cursed at the poets of the Tang Dynasty in his heart: "A good poet of the Tang Dynasty, if you don't write poems about the Tang Dynasty well, you should write about the Han Dynasty. This is not for me Embarrassed!"

The two poems that Li Cha recited are undeniable, they are all rare and good poems.For example, Liu Jian who doesn't understand anything.

But in the eyes of Duan Hongxiu, a truly talented woman with literature, it is full of loopholes and completely out of place.

It's also because Li Cha really has no background in this area.He really hasn't studied these things, he just knows how to recite poems.

"Don't cry, Hongxiu, I really won't fool you this time. Listen."

"The Yellow River is far above the white clouds, and there is an isolated city, Wanren Mountain."

"Why bamboo flute complain willow, spring is not degree Pass."

"It's okay for the head office now. No, there is a lonely city, and there is no Yumen Pass. I will do another song."

"The geese in the sky call Frost Chenyue. The sound of horseshoes and broken flutes sounds like swallowing."

"Xiongguan Mandao is really like iron, and now I'm stepping over it from the beginning."

"This is the head office, right? Xiongguan Mandao refers to this Yumen Pass."

Li Cha began to speak incoherently.In the end, it was all messed up.In his opinion, only five or seven characters in the full text are called poems.

Now he doesn't seek meritorious service, but seeks nothing too much.Let's talk about coaxing my wife first.

Seeing Li Cha like this, Duan Hongxiu burst into tears and laughed.

"What. Husband knows that Hongxiu is happy. The lonely city in the first poem refers to the Yumen Pass in front of you. Do you think Hongxiu can't hear it?"

"In the poem, it is desolate and generous, sad without losing its strength, and it is just right to describe the emotions of the soldiers on the border who are homesick and unable to return home."

"As for the second song, Hongxiu won't comment on it. Husband himself doesn't know what to express, right? Hmph."

Li Cha wiped the sweat from his forehead and heaved a sigh of relief.It was finally fooled.

At this time, Li Cha's mental activity was quite intense.

"From now on, I will never pretend to be in front of Hongxiu again. I will never recite poems again. It's too embarrassing. When a layman meets an expert, it's simply looking for abuse."

"Wang Zhihuan is a good man. If I can live until you are born, I will promise you prosperity and wealth."

"Wang Changling, Dai Shulun, if I live long enough for you to write poems, if you two dare to recite poems in front of me, I will beat you to the ground."

"Husband, let's go. You don't have to think about poetry anymore. Hongxiu is already very satisfied to hear this song. Husband is indeed a talented person. He just likes to tease Hongxiu too much."

Duan Hongxiu thought that Li Cha was still racking his brains to write new poems.

(End of this chapter)