The son of Yuan Shao who traveled through the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 146

Zhang He waved his hand and said, "Are you still drinking?" Zhou Cang held his belly that was about to burst and said, "No need." Zhang He said, "Then you can talk."

Zhou Cang said: "Go to Mr. Cui Yan and ask him for the name book of the Jizhou Prison. There are thieves, liars and prostitutes on it."

Zhang Yun took a breath and said, "That's right, why did I forget this?" Things began to become simpler.

After five days of sifting through a sieve, Zhang Xi selected the ten most outstanding prostitutes, ten thieves, ten swindlers, five fortune-tellers and five fortune-tellers. Only these few left.The ten are the most senior, the most shameless, and the most tongue-tied.

Ten liars, some cheat money, some cheat sex, and some get money and sex.After deceiving outsiders, deceiving our own people, and deceiving in the end, even my own mother and father were defrauded, and I was not satisfied, even the government was defrauded, and I ended up in prison.There is a person worth mentioning here. This person is called Wang Xiang. He was originally a son of a noble family. He was born with a handsome appearance, a jade face and vermilion lips. Learn who to look like, I heard that once in Jingzhou, a captain surnamed Li went to Jiangdong on business, he insisted on pretending to be a captain and slept with his wife for half a month, ate half a month of food for nothing, and finally forked Thighs swagger away too.This man is lustful, he hangs around in brothels and Chu halls for a long time, he cheats his body, and even steals his heart, coaxing him into his true feelings, and he wants to give him his body if he is dead, but he just goes away.He also lied to women from good families, especially ladies who liked to deceive officials and eunuchs. The number of ladies who were bad in his hands were as many as fifty if not a hundred.I really don't understand what the lord wants such a person to do, it's better to kill him with a knife, or my wife won't worry about leaving it at home
Once Wang Xiang met a high-ranking official and a servant to take office. The boy missed his official seal, so he knocked out while the servant was relieved, and pretended to be that man to deceive the official. This is a matter of famine years. No, he hates officials, he sleeps with his wives when he sees them, and cheats money if he has money.But after he lied to the official seal, he didn't sleep well for two consecutive days, and surrendered on the third day.Because that high official is Guan Tong.

Coincidentally, among the thieves there is also an unborn talent, he is quite talented! !
He is in his fifties this year, and the biggest crime he committed was stealing the soldier amulet of Zhang Jiao from the Yellow Turban Army, which Huang Pu Chong asked him to do.The most egregious thing he did was to bet with others that he would steal Jizhou Mu's seal and use it when he was drunk and had nothing to smash walnuts.

No one knows better than me where the seal is placed. It should be in my father's study. To get to the study, you have to pass through two courtyards. There are two to six soldiers guarding every five or six steps on the left and right sides of the corridor.There is also a team of soldiers patrolling every other incense stick.Not to mention that, even if you enter the study, it is basically impossible to get the seal, unless you already know where it is.

The study room is very big, as big as two ordinary houses, and the style is simple, elegant and generous.The three-foot-high palace lantern hangs down from the ceiling, and the light shines on the dark blue cloud pattern carpet. To the west, there is a low table. Behind the short table is a bookshelf. There are two or three antiques on it. History books and war books.The seal ribbon is actually hidden in the shadow of the palace lantern on the carpet, and can only be seen at night.Lifting off the heavy cloth blanket, there is a hollow brick underneath, which is the seal ribbon when taken out.Later, Yuan Tan inherited the position of General, so he put him in his bedroom, because he usually didn't go to the study.

It was such a secret place, but Yin Shou disappeared, and his father was sweating anxiously, almost killing Zhang Nanjiao, the captain of the personal soldier. It can be regarded as capturing him back.This man is called Wang Ling from Taiyuan.

The fortune teller Guan Ke, I know this, he is from the Jizhou Plain, and he once told Cao Cao's fortune. In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, he was said to be almost like a god, and he belonged to the Zuo Ci Yuji series.He is also quite good at bragging. He told me that he once met a man who told him that his son was going to die. Later, he pointed out a way for that man to find two chess players on the side of the road and give them wine.It turned out that these two people were changed by Nandou Xingjun and Beidou Xingjun. After drinking wine and eating meat, the life of the man's son was prolonged.Basically, it is almost the same as what was said in Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

This man looks majestic, very decent, with big ears, a tall figure, a fairy-like bone, and a long three-strand beard.But he is called a tuft of hair in Jizhou, and a mysterious black mole under his left cheek is adorned with an extra tuft of black hair, which makes him even more mysterious.

He said that he was the second apprentice of Taishang Laojun, and the first apprentice was Zuo Ci.I asked him: "Why did we catch the immortal head with such supernatural powers?" He said in a serious manner: "It's just because there are a lot of troubles in the mundane world, so I come to the quiet place in the prison to practice." In fact, he He was arrested for molesting women from good families.Cui Yan made it very clear that he was the one who tried the case.

I don't know whether Guan Ke is really capable or not, but one thing I do know is that the judgment in this case is absolutely fair, and he deserves to be sent to prison.

He is a little rich man in the plain, and he is not considered a bad person. He has no bad deeds of being rich and unkind, but there is one thing. He loves fortune-telling, and by the way, criticizes others.Maybe he did have some skills, but he became famous one after another, and the whole Jizhou knew that he could go to heaven and earth.Many people came here especially for his name, asking him for advice.One day, a very beautiful woman came to him and wanted to ask about her future husband.

Guan Ke insisted that this woman was his predestined wife for the third generation, and he himself was his husband.As a result, the young lady's girl was sent away, and she was raped.The woman's family reported to the government, and he said confidently, this is the meaning of the Supreme Lord and the Jade Emperor.

Cui Yan wanted to kill him at first, but when he saw that he was a lunatic and couldn't understand him as well, he was locked up, and he was not sentenced, so he kept locked up like that.Cui Yan felt that letting him out might be the second Zhang Jiao.

Mr. Guan Ke, a generation of geniuses who fooled the princes of the world, was almost buried in the prison of Jizhou. Fortunately, I, Bole, know this great horse.Guan Ke is indeed extraordinary. He has been imprisoned for five or six years, but his appearance has not changed, and he is still pale.Could it be that there is something really special about it.

Wang Xiang, Wang Ling, and Guan Ke stood in front of me.I smiled and said: "Three gentlemen, this general admires that you are all talents, and wants to release you from prison, you are willing."

The three of them thought, how could they not want to, they dreamed of it.

Guan Ke licked his dry lips with his tongue, counted with his fingers, and hummed: "General, I have already figured it out. You have something to do, right? I have conditions—" He said carelessly of.I was almost annoyed, this is calculated, almost guessed.

I said: "This general has figured it out, do you want beauties?" Guan Ke smiled and said: "The general who knows me is also." I said: "That's no problem, not only beauties, but also gold, silver, jewelry Prosperity and wealth, the title of prince and marquis. How about it?"

Wang Xiang pretended to be a grandson: "I don't want it anymore. I, Wang Xiang, am a scholar. Why do I want those things?"

"Okay, since Mr. Wang is noble, in this way, the ten beauties I brought, Guan Ke, you and Wang Ling have five each, so I won't give them to him." Guan Ke's eyebrows were drawn together with a smile.

"Don't, don't, General, that won't work—" Wang Xiang turned over all of a sudden.

Wang Ling talked the least. In his own words, one must be calm to steal good things.Wang Ling said, "What exactly did the general ask us to do?"

I smiled and said, "I want you to be instructors."

Stupid, totally stupid.Even Guan Ke, who claimed to know 500 years before and 500 years after, was killed.Swallowing his saliva, he raised his eyelids and said, "What is an instructor? What kind of official is an instructor? Is it older than a doctor?"

I smiled wryly and said: "Yes, it's actually the instructor and captain, not too young, isn't it." Only then did the three of them understand that they had become the captain, the instructor and captain, and it's a damned fault I figured it out.

Wang Xiang pretended to be his grandson, but Wang Ling fell to his knees with a plop, kowtowed like a chicken pecking at rice; "Thank you, General, thank you, General, I, Wang Ling, He De He Neng, just got out of prison, and became a captain."

Guan Ke probably counted again, squinted his eyes, stopped Wang Ling and said, "Okay, okay, brother Wang, I'll ask the general first, what is the role of the instructor and lieutenant."

I laughed and said, "Why doesn't the fairy count?" Guan Ke said with a strand of beard, "The general is a god descended from the earth, the son of heaven, I can't count your affairs, really, I can't." He said The face is not red and the heart is not beating, just like the real thing.

The advantage of flattery is that it can make people very happy.I laughed and said, "The instructor is asking you to show your abilities and hand them over to my soldiers."

Wang Ling stopped kowtowing, and raised his face in disbelief: "General, this is not good. Not everyone can learn my kung fu. It requires ingenuity."

Wang Xiangdao: "No problem, I can teach, I'm afraid that the general's soldiers will kick us away if they learn the skills." Jizhou's official position will only be promoted, and will never be demoted."

Guan Ke shook his head and sighed: "That's what I meant to be a general, but I just don't want to say it. This matter, forgive me for being difficult."

This Guan Ke's thick skin is really rare in the world, and I am convinced by him.

I said, "Why did the Immortal Elder refuse? Do you want to go back to the mountain to practice magic skills, and you don't want beauties anymore?"

Guan Ke blushed and shouted thickly: "Yes, of course. It's just that some of the immortal arts I have practiced are not suitable for passing on to mortals. If not, I will lose my life if I leak the secret."

Is it because he is afraid of losing his life, or because he is afraid of being deceived by others.

I nodded and said: "You can teach some simple methods, as long as you don't violate the rules of heaven and affect the immortal's ascension." Guan Ke stuck to his beard and said: "It's so good, it's so good. When the mortal affairs are over, I'm going to heaven too."

My mother, the most shameless immortal in all ages.

Wen Chou took a lot of hesitation in choosing special forces, it was hard to find, it was too hard to find, Qingjiyou and the four major military regions, including all the policemen in all counties and counties, including civilians, picked and practiced, and only the qualified ones were eighty.Twenty of them are all officers at the captaincy level, and they are unwilling to come.

"Is it okay for me to promote them?" I yelled at Zhang Xi: "Everyone who participates in the special forces will use one first, and then be promoted to captain. Come or not."

Zhang He was surprised and said: "My lord, you want me to search all over the street, so it's for this purpose." I said: "It wasn't originally, it was temporarily reserved for use, I haven't planned to use military prostitutes yet."

Zhang He came to me the next day: "Okay, my lord, it's settled, everyone is willing to come." Hey, it's useless to say anything, power and beauty are the first elements of a man's survival.

I asked Zhang Xi to incorporate the rest, liars, thieves, and fortune tellers into the special forces.Training together, the subjects are different. The special forces are all-round, from martial arts to deception, stealing and fortune-telling.I want to train these people into top-notch agents.

And those thieves are just thieves learning to cheat, fortune tellers learning to touch wallets, and also learning to steal things.These people will be of great use in the future.What they have in common is that they want to learn the dialects of various places.These people are born to do this, and they are particularly sensitive to language. After being taught, they can learn it very quickly.

The troops were formed successfully in a state of complete secrecy.No one knows except myself, Zhang He, Zhang Xiu, Gao Lan Changxi and other senior generals.The location was set in the back garden of the General's Mansion, which was a large abandoned garden with verdant trees that blocked the sunlight.The martial arts arena is large enough to accommodate 600 people. Outside the courtyard, a large flock of chickens, ducks and geese are raised, croaking every day to cover up all sounds.

As soon as one set, something went wrong.And the problem is not small. At first, everyone lost things, silver and gold, and finally their clothes and bellybands, and—anyway, there is nothing that can’t be lost.Later, the fortune tellers concluded that these things were done by some of the thieves through innate gossip and word measurement, and they fought with them.When these people were fighting, the liar started to fall in love, and almost had a fornication.

Zhang He didn't do anything else: "My lord, you can find someone else. I can't deal with those whores. They are all extremely coquettish, and they can talk and make people happy, and they are good at confusing people. The most annoying thing is to wear There are so few clothes, I can't bear it."

"I can't stand going home to find my wife. You, an officer, can't do that kind of thing." I said seriously.

Zhang Yun clasped his head and tapped: "That's not the case, I can't control them at all." I pondered for a while; "So that's the case, Junyi, you forgot how Sun Wuzi did it."

Zhang He smiled wryly and said, "I can't do it." I said, "Understood, I'll send someone to be your deputy director, and he can keep these ghosts and monsters under control."

Guan Tong, I will send Guan Tong to assist Zhang He.

With a cold face, a face as stiff as a dead man, with a stare, it turns you into a popsicle.Those who were shocked, no one dared to wink at him, Guan Tong ignored them, he only did what he should do, and never said a word.If you make a mistake, you should hit a hundred batons, not just 99.

Thieves and liars, and fortune tellers were also foolish at first.Four of them were beheaded by Zhang Xi in a row, and the rest of them, during training, maintained a more upright posture than the real special forces soldiers from the army.

Training is the fastest, Guan Tong means, if they stay in the barracks, there will be troubles, and no one else can train with peace of mind.Three months later, these people secretly returned to the place where they came from.They learned to steal, cheat, imitate disguise, and dialect, and fortune-telling.At the same time, I also quit the talkative hair
There is no way, I have asked Zhang Yun to bring their relatives to Jizhou and put them under house arrest. As long as someone reveals a word, her parents and brothers will have to pay the price.This is the cruelty of espionage warfare, as it has been throughout the ages.

There was a famous prostitute named Shan Shan who asked to see me before leaving. I thought she was going to throw herself into my arms, but she gave me a book, saying it was her life in the brothel all these years. A little experience and actual combat experience, I hope it can be helpful to my married life.With a pretty face and fair skin like an angel, he is not shy when he says such a thing, he is worthy of being a seasoned veteran.

Coral girl, thank you, I sincerely say in my heart, this book has helped me a lot, especially let me understand the production, usage and dosage, and there are many moves such as the nine beauty moves, such as dragon flip, tiger step, ape Fighting, cicadas attaching, tortoises, phoenixes, rabbits sucking hos, fishes meeting scales, cranes crossing necks.They are all Coral's original 'martial arts'.The subtlety cannot be explained in words, so I won't explain it here.

But after I took the book, I sternly reprimanded her, trembling with excitement and anger: "Nonsense, presumptuous, you prostitutes, why do you think about these things every day, the country is in danger at the moment, you should think more seriously Don't let me go down. I'm really pissed off." He held the book firmly in his hand.Shan Shan walked out of the door, wiped the sweat from his brow, and said, "My God, General Yuan can really pretend, even better than the guests I received."

After going back, I talked with Mrs. Gan about poetry for a while, and then I laid her plump body on the couch——I used the above posture to drive this quiet and elegant lady into hysterical madness.When I collapsed, she took my arm and signaled to do it again.Fantastic book, should really be published.

(End of this chapter)