Black-haired Knight King of Chaldea
Chapter 1044 Vol. Artoria's Not-So-Successful Parenting Experience
Chapter 1044 Vol. Artoria's Not-So-Successful Parenting Experience
Following Artoria's confident speech, Cu Chulainn couldn't hold back, and complained: "I said Saber, do you have the right to talk about other people's children? You didn't take care of your own children, did you?"
"My child? Who are you talking about?"
Arturia raised her sword eyebrows, not angry and pretentious, so frightened that Cu Chulainn quickly swallowed the rest of the words, and said with a dry smile: "It's okay! No one! Hahahaha, no one! I just said that, you Just listen to it! Okay?"
Although Cu Chulainn doesn't mind fighting with Saber, but... I always feel that once I discuss the child's issue with her, it is not a physical battle, but a verbal battle.To be honest, as long as it is a battle, he is not afraid of how many Cu Chulainns come.But the verbal war... um... Let him be spared!Especially the verbal war with women...
By the way, in the war between Cu Chulainn and Maeve, the dialogue failed every time. He wanted to use language to take advantage of the result and was countered by the other party. Cu Chulainn was furious, and then Cu Chulainn rushed to beat Maeve's army.Probably such a process.In short, this man has never won a verbal war with a woman.
"It's about Lord Mordred!"
It was obvious that Cu Chulainn was so knowledgeable, but Alexander didn't understand this painstaking effort at all, and called names instead.
Arturia sighed, and said, "I can say it as many times as I want, that person has no qualifications to be a king."
"No, no, this is not talking about the qualifications of the king, is it? Aren't we talking about raising children? That is, educating children."
"Mordred's education is under the responsibility of Queen Morgan. I didn't even know I had such an heir."
"Then let me ask, if you knew, would you train her well?"
"...Of course. I will train her to be a knight worthy of the name of the Round Table... What's the matter, Sir Lancelot?"
Arturia noticed that after she finished speaking, Lancelot's expression suddenly changed.
Of course, Arturia's words just revealed two important pieces of information: first, the king himself has no experience in educating children, and in fact the relationship between King Arthur and Mordred is not very good.Second, even if the king came to train the child, he would only train the child to be a knight or an heir, which was different from what he wanted.
"However, if you want to improve your relationship with Ms. Matthew, I think you should first get rid of your habit of talking to mature women casually, right?"
Bedivere, the silver-armed knight, suddenly spoke. Up until just now, he had put himself outside the meeting table and did not participate in the topic. He just stayed quietly in a quiet corner and watched everyone discuss. Now finally Come up with your own ideas.
"Me, did I strike up a conversation with any woman?"
Lancelot's expression was a little embarrassed. It could be seen that it was a bit embarrassing to be said that in such a public.
"You have."
Yagi Yusai also nodded resolutely: "Last time, you were the one who invited Ms. Minamoto Raimiko to have dinner together, right?"
"I, I just want to communicate with warriors who also have infinite martial arts..."
"Do you have to eat to communicate? Shouldn't you go to the training ground or something?"
Yagi's rhetorical question made Lancelot bow his head guiltily, and murmured: "If you don't eat enough, you can't fight. People are iron rice or steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry."
Seeing that he refused to admit it, Yagi gave the most powerful argument: "After all, followers don't need to eat!"
"I can't pretend that I didn't hear this, Yagi Yusai-sama, as a knight, you must always pay attention to what you say!"
Arturia suddenly became furious... Emiya sighed, pressed her restless shoulders, and said, "After the Chinese cuisine, French sweet soup and luxurious ice cream dishes will be added."
"..."
Artoria sat down quietly.
Only then did Yagi Xuesai heave a sigh of relief.
Another person, however, was not so lucky.
Alexander smiled and said: "I saw it too. Last time you were communicating with Ms. Irisviel, hoping to have a long conversation in the room! Matthew saw it!"
"No, that's... I just want to ask her how to get along with her rebellious daughter! She also has two daughters!"
"what?!"
Yagi Xuesai was startled, and asked back: "What? Does she have a daughter?!"
It's not surprising that he was surprised, because Irisviel is a man-made human, and her age will not be shown on her face.
It is no exaggeration to say that even if Irisviel lived to be 95 years old, she would probably look like this now.It seems that she is only in her early 20s, but you actually said that this person is already a mother? !This is just the age of going to college, right? !
Who would have thought that such a beauty would have a daughter in her teens!
"Lancelot, have you reached this point in your investigation?"
This time, even Artoria didn't use the title of "Your Honor" as a sign of respect.
"No, Illya and Irisviel have the same surname, that's how I know it!"
"This matter is not important, the point is, you were seen by Matthew, right? You were said to be the worst!"
"Hmm... can't refute..."
Lancelot frowned and pouted, as if resisting to remember.
By the way, thanks to Matthew, if Matthew hadn't taken Lancelot away, Lancelot would have tasted the origin bomb that almost broke Yagi's heart.
"So! Everyone please help! I just want to get along with Mash!"
"Then... it's time to ask the heartthrob Finn for advice, right?"
Arturia suddenly threw the conversation to Finn.
To be honest, this does contain the meaning of giving Finn a little bit of power.
After all, since the very beginning, Finn has been boasting about himself in various ways, not taking the initiative to participate in the topic, just bragging about himself blindly, which makes Artoria a little unhappy, and now he wants to see how much this person is really capable of.
"Hmm, I'm so happy. This gentleman, if you want to have a good relationship with the little lady, then the first thing you need to do is not treat the other party as a little lady."
Finn said in a secretive manner, with a mysterious smile on his face, an expression that I said so simple, why don't you understand, you idiot.
"What, what do you mean..."
"That is to say, girls are generally precocious. If you, as a father, can't distinguish the boundaries, and blindly touch, it will only make people feel bored. First, let me ask you a few questions. What does Matthew like? color?"
"Purple, purple?"
Lancelot recalled her appearance, especially the purple-black armor, and gave such an answer.
"It's wrong. It's white. Since I answered the call to now, Matthew has changed seven private clothes, each of which is a large piece of white with light gray. It looks like a clean and simple coat. It is not difficult to guess , she actually likes white. Let me ask you again, what is Matthew's hobby?"
"Read! And exercise!"
This time Lancelot was confident.
However, Finn still shook his head and said with a smile: "Superficial, it's too superficial. This is the most common mistake parents make. When they see what their children do, they mistake it for a hobby. What you see is just the appearance! It's like A person working in a company is not because he loves to work, but to make money! Why does Matthew study? Why does he exercise? Yes, it’s all to help the Master! You must not have cared about what Matthew studied Books? They are all related to the formation of troops, and she even discussed this with His Excellency Napoleon several times."
"I also discussed it with you! Ask me how to manage many subordinates with different personalities!"
Alexander also added.
"So, it can be seen that Matthew does not simply love reading, but uses reading these books as a springboard. In this Chaldea, people who are good at managing many subordinates with different personalities and who need to deploy troops are needed. Who is it? That's right, it's the Master. Mash's hobby is Fujimaru Tatsuka Master Pavilion..."
Before Finn could finish speaking, he heard a violent rumbling sound, as if the wall was crushed by something of great quality!Just look at Camelot, the holy capital, earning his way to Finn who is talking about analyzing Matthew with great speed!
Boom boom boom!
The moving city of Camelot swept the entire venue.
Everyone is embarrassed.
In this disaster, there were two victims: Finn and Lancelot.
Ok……
There's really nothing to be sad about, right?
(End of this chapter)
Following Artoria's confident speech, Cu Chulainn couldn't hold back, and complained: "I said Saber, do you have the right to talk about other people's children? You didn't take care of your own children, did you?"
"My child? Who are you talking about?"
Arturia raised her sword eyebrows, not angry and pretentious, so frightened that Cu Chulainn quickly swallowed the rest of the words, and said with a dry smile: "It's okay! No one! Hahahaha, no one! I just said that, you Just listen to it! Okay?"
Although Cu Chulainn doesn't mind fighting with Saber, but... I always feel that once I discuss the child's issue with her, it is not a physical battle, but a verbal battle.To be honest, as long as it is a battle, he is not afraid of how many Cu Chulainns come.But the verbal war... um... Let him be spared!Especially the verbal war with women...
By the way, in the war between Cu Chulainn and Maeve, the dialogue failed every time. He wanted to use language to take advantage of the result and was countered by the other party. Cu Chulainn was furious, and then Cu Chulainn rushed to beat Maeve's army.Probably such a process.In short, this man has never won a verbal war with a woman.
"It's about Lord Mordred!"
It was obvious that Cu Chulainn was so knowledgeable, but Alexander didn't understand this painstaking effort at all, and called names instead.
Arturia sighed, and said, "I can say it as many times as I want, that person has no qualifications to be a king."
"No, no, this is not talking about the qualifications of the king, is it? Aren't we talking about raising children? That is, educating children."
"Mordred's education is under the responsibility of Queen Morgan. I didn't even know I had such an heir."
"Then let me ask, if you knew, would you train her well?"
"...Of course. I will train her to be a knight worthy of the name of the Round Table... What's the matter, Sir Lancelot?"
Arturia noticed that after she finished speaking, Lancelot's expression suddenly changed.
Of course, Arturia's words just revealed two important pieces of information: first, the king himself has no experience in educating children, and in fact the relationship between King Arthur and Mordred is not very good.Second, even if the king came to train the child, he would only train the child to be a knight or an heir, which was different from what he wanted.
"However, if you want to improve your relationship with Ms. Matthew, I think you should first get rid of your habit of talking to mature women casually, right?"
Bedivere, the silver-armed knight, suddenly spoke. Up until just now, he had put himself outside the meeting table and did not participate in the topic. He just stayed quietly in a quiet corner and watched everyone discuss. Now finally Come up with your own ideas.
"Me, did I strike up a conversation with any woman?"
Lancelot's expression was a little embarrassed. It could be seen that it was a bit embarrassing to be said that in such a public.
"You have."
Yagi Yusai also nodded resolutely: "Last time, you were the one who invited Ms. Minamoto Raimiko to have dinner together, right?"
"I, I just want to communicate with warriors who also have infinite martial arts..."
"Do you have to eat to communicate? Shouldn't you go to the training ground or something?"
Yagi's rhetorical question made Lancelot bow his head guiltily, and murmured: "If you don't eat enough, you can't fight. People are iron rice or steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry."
Seeing that he refused to admit it, Yagi gave the most powerful argument: "After all, followers don't need to eat!"
"I can't pretend that I didn't hear this, Yagi Yusai-sama, as a knight, you must always pay attention to what you say!"
Arturia suddenly became furious... Emiya sighed, pressed her restless shoulders, and said, "After the Chinese cuisine, French sweet soup and luxurious ice cream dishes will be added."
"..."
Artoria sat down quietly.
Only then did Yagi Xuesai heave a sigh of relief.
Another person, however, was not so lucky.
Alexander smiled and said: "I saw it too. Last time you were communicating with Ms. Irisviel, hoping to have a long conversation in the room! Matthew saw it!"
"No, that's... I just want to ask her how to get along with her rebellious daughter! She also has two daughters!"
"what?!"
Yagi Xuesai was startled, and asked back: "What? Does she have a daughter?!"
It's not surprising that he was surprised, because Irisviel is a man-made human, and her age will not be shown on her face.
It is no exaggeration to say that even if Irisviel lived to be 95 years old, she would probably look like this now.It seems that she is only in her early 20s, but you actually said that this person is already a mother? !This is just the age of going to college, right? !
Who would have thought that such a beauty would have a daughter in her teens!
"Lancelot, have you reached this point in your investigation?"
This time, even Artoria didn't use the title of "Your Honor" as a sign of respect.
"No, Illya and Irisviel have the same surname, that's how I know it!"
"This matter is not important, the point is, you were seen by Matthew, right? You were said to be the worst!"
"Hmm... can't refute..."
Lancelot frowned and pouted, as if resisting to remember.
By the way, thanks to Matthew, if Matthew hadn't taken Lancelot away, Lancelot would have tasted the origin bomb that almost broke Yagi's heart.
"So! Everyone please help! I just want to get along with Mash!"
"Then... it's time to ask the heartthrob Finn for advice, right?"
Arturia suddenly threw the conversation to Finn.
To be honest, this does contain the meaning of giving Finn a little bit of power.
After all, since the very beginning, Finn has been boasting about himself in various ways, not taking the initiative to participate in the topic, just bragging about himself blindly, which makes Artoria a little unhappy, and now he wants to see how much this person is really capable of.
"Hmm, I'm so happy. This gentleman, if you want to have a good relationship with the little lady, then the first thing you need to do is not treat the other party as a little lady."
Finn said in a secretive manner, with a mysterious smile on his face, an expression that I said so simple, why don't you understand, you idiot.
"What, what do you mean..."
"That is to say, girls are generally precocious. If you, as a father, can't distinguish the boundaries, and blindly touch, it will only make people feel bored. First, let me ask you a few questions. What does Matthew like? color?"
"Purple, purple?"
Lancelot recalled her appearance, especially the purple-black armor, and gave such an answer.
"It's wrong. It's white. Since I answered the call to now, Matthew has changed seven private clothes, each of which is a large piece of white with light gray. It looks like a clean and simple coat. It is not difficult to guess , she actually likes white. Let me ask you again, what is Matthew's hobby?"
"Read! And exercise!"
This time Lancelot was confident.
However, Finn still shook his head and said with a smile: "Superficial, it's too superficial. This is the most common mistake parents make. When they see what their children do, they mistake it for a hobby. What you see is just the appearance! It's like A person working in a company is not because he loves to work, but to make money! Why does Matthew study? Why does he exercise? Yes, it’s all to help the Master! You must not have cared about what Matthew studied Books? They are all related to the formation of troops, and she even discussed this with His Excellency Napoleon several times."
"I also discussed it with you! Ask me how to manage many subordinates with different personalities!"
Alexander also added.
"So, it can be seen that Matthew does not simply love reading, but uses reading these books as a springboard. In this Chaldea, people who are good at managing many subordinates with different personalities and who need to deploy troops are needed. Who is it? That's right, it's the Master. Mash's hobby is Fujimaru Tatsuka Master Pavilion..."
Before Finn could finish speaking, he heard a violent rumbling sound, as if the wall was crushed by something of great quality!Just look at Camelot, the holy capital, earning his way to Finn who is talking about analyzing Matthew with great speed!
Boom boom boom!
The moving city of Camelot swept the entire venue.
Everyone is embarrassed.
In this disaster, there were two victims: Finn and Lancelot.
Ok……
There's really nothing to be sad about, right?
(End of this chapter)
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