Black-haired Knight King of Chaldea

Chapter 778 Self Cooking
"In the end, they still want to eat me!"

In the cauldron on the top of the mountain, Master Sanzang lamented and washed his body feebly.

This kind of pot is so huge that it can hold a whole person, Yagi has only seen it in European and American legends and cat and mouse.

This is the alchemy cauldron used by witches in European and American legends.Ah, by the way, Circe had the same pot.

But on the whole, this pot is more like a cat and mouse, after all, there is a person sitting in it, and water is still boiling under it.

Surrounded by a circle of little ghosts who are lighting a fire, Yagi is still urging: "Is the fire strong enough? Increase your strength!"

"No need! It's very hot!"

Master Sanzang retorted to Yagi holding the cauldron.

Like almost all the chapters in Journey to the West, after the monsters capture Tang Sanzang, they will start preparing for the banquet with great interest, which can basically be summarized as: steamed chapters, braised chapters, and sashimi chapters.

Why does it sound so much like a food novel?

Of course, no matter which way you eat it, you have to choose an auspicious day, or you have to invite friends. In short, you can’t eat it on the spot.Otherwise, what else is there to write about Journey to the West?When the four masters and apprentices came up, a master died, so don't write about it.

Yagi Xuesai approached her with a smile, took some hot water from the cauldron and tasted it: "Well, the seasoning is very good."

"It's pretty good—it's weird!"

Master Sanzang said anxiously, stretched out his arms and pushed him away.

In other words, there is no explanation for why this happened.

Shuten-douji made fun of Yagi for a long time, which made Ibaraki very hostile to him, and drove him to the back kitchen to be in charge of banquet cooking.

So, Yagi asked Master Sanzang to do it in the pot-to take a bath.

because.

You can't let guests eat dirty people, can you?Even if it is a ghost, you have to pay attention to it.

Of course, this is entirely out of Yagi's bad taste.

For ghosts, they don't care if they are clean or not.Otherwise, from the perspective of food hygiene, humans with various toxins accumulated in their bodies are obviously not a good choice.

Like in American cartoons, fill a large pot with hot water, add salt, peppercorns, aniseed ingredients, scallions, onions, carrots, potatoes... and let Sanzang take a bath in it.

If Yagi can give these ingredients to Sanzang and let her sit in the pot while washing and cutting, it will be more like the unfolding of a cartoon.

Of course, this is all a joke.Yagi suggested long ago that Sanzang should be eaten during the banquet of the demons.

Now there is a question: who is in charge of cooking for the Devil's Banquet?

It's the ghost.

At this time, add a little medicine powder... not just... hehehehe...

But, can Yagi know how to make medicine?
the answer is negative.

If he had knowledge of pharmacology, he would never have taken the medicine given to him by Paracelsus.

but……

Hundreds of appearances will be ah.

Although she is not Hassan who specializes in poisons, she still has general knowledge of pharmacology. She still knows how to cure these monsters.

In this case, Sanzang will not be in danger of life before the feast of demons.

During the demon banquet, these monsters were stunned by Yagi. At that time, it doesn't matter whether it kills Shuten Ibaraki or takes Sanzang for a love elopement.

Ah, forget about the latter.

I feel that I will be settled by Circe.

Forget it.

Moreover, Yagi felt that the Bull Head Heavenly King would not let it go when he found out that Sanzang had escaped.I will definitely come here to trouble Shuten.

Moreover, when the other demon kings heard that the Sanzang of the Bull Head Heavenly King had been snatched away, they would probably be more careful. At that time, on the land of Dajiang Mountain, they would deal with the enemies of Chaldea, whether it would cause damage or die. No matter who you are, it has nothing to do with Chaldea.

As long as Yagi cooks, hangs around, and flirts with this too naive big sister, he can easily wipe out a wave of enemies, ah, it's really great.

He couldn't help but recall that in the last singularity, Professor M gave him a gift book on mathematics, which wrote such a method.

First establish a common goal, and then use this goal to lure the enemy to conquer each other, and finally reap the benefits for yourself.

I always feel that this thing is not mathematics, but the principles of sociology and thick black science.

Therefore, Sanzang only takes a bath now.

Why do you feel that the logic is not very smooth?

That's of course, because the previous logic was all made up by Yagi, and he just wanted to trick her into taking a bath.

Don't get me wrong, he's serious about it: how can a woman be locked up without a bath for so long!This is a kind of torture!As a servant of the savior, of course I must protect women's rights!
As for taking a peek while taking a shower, that's all outsiders using vulgar lust and malicious speculation to slander her.

Yagi would never admit it.that kind of thing.

Master Sanzang did not have much resistance.

because……

On the way to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, she also took a bath in various strict environments more than once.

For Buddhism, form is emptiness.Since sex does not exist, there is no need to have too much shame.

What Master Sanzang couldn't bear was to bathe in a pot of onion, carrot, salt and pepper soup with boiling water underneath.Psychologically, there is really an illusion of being cooked.

Of course, Nabe Yagi wrote Rune and set the activation conditions. When the water temperature is too high, Rune will absorb heat.

Rune is really versatile.

Yagi already wanted to ask Mr. Scathach if there was a rune that became transparent or something like that.

"Hey! I'm here to check the situation, I'm working hard! Uh huh, I'm working hard! It looks so delicious."

Ibaraki Doji barged in, looked at Master Sanzang in the pot, and licked his tongue greedily.

"Don't steal it. This is the main course of the banquet. If you want to eat it, there are grilled chimeras over there."

"Uuuuuuuuuu...then let's make do with Chimera first."

Ibaraki Doji tried not to open her eyes, although she really wanted to eat it, but because of Shuten's majesty, she had to be patient, picked up the roasted Chimera's hind legs, she took a big bite, and suddenly remembered something, hurry up Said: "I'm not here to steal it! I'm here to check whether your work is done properly!"

"Is it okay to eat marshmallows for dessert?"

"Marshmallow!!! Are you a god!"

"Hmph, that's right, I am Kira... the kami of the new world! I am already justice, the hope of the whole world!"

Yagi Yusai continued playing with the meme in an instant, but Ibaraki obviously hadn't watched the animation, so the meme was cut off.

Yagi couldn't help but miss Fujimaru Tachika a little bit.If she was still there, she would definitely not let her stalking go, she would definitely pick up the stalking, and then the two of them would start a storm of stalking.

Now, what Yagi has to do is to wait for Shuten-douji's group demon feast with peace of mind, and then wait for the other demon kings to come and attack Ojiangshan.

After passing these things through Baimao Hassan, Yagi missed Fujimaru Tachika more and more.

I really want to do nothing, just lie in bed with Fujimaru all day - read manga, play jokes, play wii-U, PS4 is also fine...

(I wonder how Fujimaru Tachika is doing?)

(End of this chapter)