Black-haired Knight King of Chaldea

Chapter 946 Vol. Monthly☆Chaldea
In the Chaldean bathroom, Andersen was lying in the sink, his body was soaking in water, his head was placed on the bathtub, one hand was hanging down along the edge, and his usual quill pen decorated with huge gemstones could be seen falling on the at hand.

There are two orange lights on the top of his head, making the overall picture more orange and darker. It looks like an oil painting.

And... this composition...

Yagi watched it over and over several times...

"Hey! Isn't this "The Death of Marat"?!"

This is a composition imitating the death of Marat drawn by French artists in the late [-]th century. Except that Andersen is small and looks like a schoolboy, it is similar everywhere.

"Shh, don't talk, I'm dead."

Andersen made such a sound, and as soon as he finished speaking, he immediately tilted his head again and pretended to be a corpse here.

Yagi Xuezhai was speechless, where is there a corpse that can speak?But I always feel that if I complain, I will lose.just forget it.

So he gave up soaking in the bathtub and went to the shower area inside instead...

But Shakespeare was lying on his back, red under his body, with a wound on his arm.

He clasped his hands together, as if a devout Christian mortician had helped arrange it, with a serene expression, holding a cross in his hand, amidst the red, there was a circle of beautiful white flowers.

As soon as Yagi approached, he smelled a sour and sweet smell.

This is……

"Hey! The smell of ketchup has come to me!!! Give me a professional! Use blood plasma!"

"...Cut, don't keep thinking about complaining. Young man."

"Okay, then let me ask you, just now Andersen was cosplaying Death of Marat, what are you cosplaying?"

"Oh!? You even know about Marat's death?"

"Don't confuse me with a guy like Lixiang who doesn't study hard! I still know the things mentioned in the art textbook! Although I read it in English class."

Shakespeare curled his lips and said, "Then you must not have taken English class well. I am imitating Hamlet! Look at the sword wound on this arm. It was stabbed by a poisonous sword. I only have 10 minutes to live now." .”

"...Don't suddenly add drama to yourself for no reason, bastard!! Let me take a bath! Give me another place to die!"

"No, not anywhere else."

Shakespeare and Andersen retorted together.

Just when Yagi was about to ask a question, Joan's voice came from the door.

"Yagi? Are you in there?"

"I'm here."

"That's great. Please catch me those two irresponsible writers."

While Jeanne was talking, she heard the crisp sound of cackling fists.Immediately afterwards, Martha came from the side: "Okay! I'm in good condition today, Lord, please close your eyes for a while, Mirtha is going to unblock these fists!"

Obviously, the two grandsons did not know what immoral things they did, and they were hunted down by Martha and Joan to the men's bath.No wonder... No wonder Yagi felt the killing intent when he first entered the bathroom. He thought it was the intent to kill his father from Mordred who was going to the women's bathhouse next door. It turned out to be you!

"What did you two do?"

Yagi felt that it shouldn't be a trivial matter to make these two saints angry to such an extent.

"No! I don't know! We are wronged!"

The two hurriedly complained to Yagi: "You have to know, we are just ordinary writers, we just stay in the room drinking tea and writing, oops, we were wronged."

"..."

Yagi looked disbelieving.He turned around and asked Joan of Arc at the door: "What's going on?"

"Well...you won't help if you don't explain it clearly? Then, please read this book."

It was obviously the door that should be locked, but there was a loud bang, and the entire door was torn open by a strange force!Along the crack of the door, a magazine was stuffed in.

The cover is Joan's smile, which looks particularly healing.

this is…………

Magazine?

Yagi is curious, the world is burning down, where does the publishing house publish magazines?

Just look at the title that reads "Monthly☆Chaldea", and the subtitle below is: Once a month, for you to see!

Then, in the guide on the side, it was printed in size three: The Little Secret of the Holy Maiden!
Turn to the corresponding page number to see...

Joan of Arc is actually a Bitch!Mess with men and women!He is a dedicated lover of the French army!

Mirtha is a village girl without manners!

In fact, Giorgios doesn't like women, but likes horses.Want to marry a horse!
Amakusa Shiro is actually very ugly, and this kind of guy is not worthy of being a saint at all, he is blown!

"You wrote this?"

Yagi raised an eyebrow.

"Ahahaha, this is... which... is that... writers rely on, so-called, writing."

Shakespeare laughed.

After all, Britain and France fought fiercely because of the Hundred Years' War, and their relationship was very bad.In Shakespeare's day it was right to be hostile to France.It is the trend of the times.So Shakespeare wrote a lot of things that slandered Joan of Arc.

Yagi snorted coldly: "Write this kind of thing, don't blame others for looking for you! How could Joan be a bitch!"

"Yes yes yes!"

Joan of Arc at the door also chimed in.

"If she messes with men and women, why didn't such a good thing happen to me!"

"what?!"

There was an unbelievable rebuttal from Joan of Arc at the door. Although it was only one word, it contained "what the hell are you talking about while taking advantage of the chaos? Although I am very happy that you can help me speak, you cannot take advantage of the chaos." I'm cheap!" This kind of meaning.This is much more powerful than the high-speed divine words.

"Anyway, accept your fate."

Yagi grabbed one with each hand, and pulled up the two irresponsible writers.

"Wait, Yagi! I'm innocent!!! I didn't write anything!!! That article was written by Shakespeare! None of my business!"

"Oh, yes, I forgot that you are a fairy tale writer."

Yagi let go of one hand and threw Shakespeare out of the door. As for what will happen afterwards, Yagi has no control.

In short, I heard Joan say: "Very well, Shakespeare, I want to have a good talk with you now, let's go to a place that won't affect other people!"

"Don't! I, I have made meritorious service for the master! I shed blood for Chaldea! You can't do this to me! I want to see the boss!!!"

"It's useless to talk too much!!"

Joan dragged Shakespeare, the voice getting farther and farther away.

but……

Yagi didn't quite understand why Martha was there?That... country girl or something... Actually, everyone knows...

"Hmph, the man over there is not innocent either! Look behind!"

Martha's voice came through the door. It seemed that his goal was not Shakespeare.

Yagi was about to turn the page when Andersen suddenly grabbed his wrist.

"Yagi. Sometimes, the trust between people is like this. Listen to me. Don't get involved any longer. You have to understand that sometimes, insisting on pursuing it will not make things better."

The little boy was talking about big philosophies.

"For example, in the story of the ugly duckling, although it eventually grows into a white swan, if you look into why the white swan is among the ducks, is this a loss of morality or a loss of humanity? Another example is the story of the three little pigs. , why don’t the boars and sows protect their offspring? Have they been reduced to food for wolves, or have they abandoned their offspring? Pigs give birth to more than a dozen at a time, so why do the three little pigs live together? Other brothers What about sisters? So, sometimes, don’t take it too seriously. Life is already so sad, some things, don’t take it seriously, let it pass!”

What Andersen said seemed to make sense, Yagi nodded and benefited a lot.

Then continue to flip through the book without mercy.

Andersen put his hands on his arms and was mercilessly hung up by him.

After flipping through a few more pages, I finally saw it.

Fairy Tale Special.

It was a Chaldean fairy tale.

It tells the story of a family of three mice, in order not to be caught by the cat, they tied a bell on the cat's head, and then...

Even with the sound of the bell, it was caught and eaten by the cat.

"Woo... this kind of fairy tale can't be read by others, right?"

"What do you know! If children are not allowed to sort out the correct values ​​at an early age, they will only be hit by this dark society when they step into this dark society, and in the end they will lose confidence and become depraved!"

"Very good, Martha, this item is also handed over to you."

"stop it now!!!"

Ignoring Andersen's screams, Yagi easily betrayed him.

Two days later, Shakespeare, with a hearty smile, met a person and said: "Ah, gentlemen, I love saints! Joan is the treasure of mankind, Martha is a pious saint, Giorgios is a saint." The perfect saint."

Andersen also seemed to be completely clean, with an innocent smile like a child: "Hey, hey~~ I'm going to write a happy ending today, it will be fine~ Everyone will be happy~"

For the time being... Forget it, it's a solution, right?
(End of this chapter)