Black-haired Knight King of Chaldea
Chapter 966 Coaxing Women Is the Hardest
Chapter 966 Coaxing Women Is the Hardest
Seeing her own image shattered to the ground, Fujimaru Tachika almost screamed and rushed over, she could use it to make a movie, let's call it "Scream - Chaldea 400 Years" and feel it A new trend in horror movies or something.
Yagi Yusai, who was pretending to be Fujimaru Tachika, was also taken aback, her eyes widened, and she was embarrassed at the time.
"I... that... you... ah, actually... ahaha~ right?"
He sends out bytes of unknown meaning, trying to get away with it.
However, Fujimaru Tachika is not someone who will be fooled by him at will!
The girl stepped forward in two steps, pinched the other's cheek and tugged left and right: "Tell me the truth! Who are you! Pretend to be me and what do you want to do!"
"I, I... I am... I am the future you!"
Seeing her gloomy face, Yagi Xuesai didn't dare to tell the truth, but just found an excuse to evade it.
"Hmm, go on?"
"You...you are the savior of mankind in the 22nd century, and then I actually went back to the past to prevent you from being wiped out by future Skynet robots."
"If you want to play Terminator meme, you can also dress up as a muscular man! There is no reason for the savior to come back and save himself!"
The two identical people were arguing, and this phenomenon made Ilya stunned: "This big sister is..."
"Yes, this is the master of Chaldea, the savior of mankind, Fujimaru Tachika-sama!"
Circe gave an introduction with a smile.
Illya was dubious, and looked at the two people who were arguing.Then the expression became more subtle:
"The savior... how about... this beautiful big sister...is she really the savior?"
"Oh, I'm sleeping saying my sister is beautiful~~ What a good boy!"
Lixiang was clearly arguing, but when she heard the praise, her face burst into joy, and she stepped on Yagi's foot to prevent him from running away.
Now Yagi really doesn't know what to do.The time limit for transformation is approaching.Just like Ultraman transformed for 3 minutes, Circe's oatmeal has an effect on Yagi only when it has not been digested, and once it is digested, it will lose its effect immediately.
Considering Yagi's hyper-efficient King Arthur-level stomach pouch.....uh.
Visible to the naked eye, Lixiang, who was pinched by Lixiang, was getting taller and taller, with a blue and white swordsmanship suit, black hair, and an embarrassed and embarrassed smile on his face.
"Well, Lixiang, listen to my explanation."
"...Okay, I want to hear what you have to explain. Come on, I'll give you 5 minutes. After 5 minutes, I'll use Command Seals to order you to commit suicide. Come on."
Fujimaru Tatsuka crossed her arms and looked disdainful.
"You see, the world is actually unfair."
Yagi tried to explain from a macro perspective.
"Look, when girls wear men's clothing, everyone will say that men's clothing is beautiful, or that they are handsome sisters, while men wearing women's clothing will be said to be disgusting and perverted. Don't you think this is actually a kind of discrimination?"
"So what does this have to do with you becoming me to cosplay a magical girl?"
Lixiang's words pierced the contradiction in his words, Yagi was sweating profusely, his eyes swept left and right, looking for other angles.
"Ah, it's actually because! Yes, Lixiang, you are so beautiful! I can't help it! I really want to see you cosplay as a magical girl!"
"Then you tell me?"
"Say this will be regarded as a dead house by you?"
"I just watched Huang Man's friendship with the two of us, and I wouldn't fucking know this!?!"
In a fit of anger, Lixiang even swears, how can I put it, the beautiful girl who can swear is unexpectedly cute.Still the same sentence, everything a beauty says is good, but no matter how much an ugly ghost says it is not good.In the current society, Zhong Lichun is easy to find, but King Qi Xuan is hard to find!
"I'm sorry!!! I'm confessing!!! It's actually because I was suddenly summoned as a magical girl! It's a shame that I, a big man, turned into a magical girl! I had to borrow your appearance! It's not my fault! It's all singularity My mistake! Let's kill the Lord of the Singularity together!"
Fujimaru Tachika just sneered.
Fujimaru Tachika pressed the R key.
Fujimaru Tachika opened the inventory.
Choice: [Lawyer Badge]——》[Confiscated Picture Book]——》[Laiguang's Handmade Bento]——》[Someone's hand-painted Kro card] Proof!
"Objection あり! (I object!) The witness's words contradict this evidence!"
Fujimaru Tateka took out the magic card from Yagi Yusai's JOJO Part [-].
"Witness, do you have any impression of this?"
"That's it?! Why, why is it here with you?!"
Yagi Xuesai was stunned at the time, that!That black history! ! !Ahhhhh! ! !Childhood shadows come to my mind... How many years ago was that?In short, at that time Yagi was still an ordinary fourth grade student in elementary school.Obsessed with Cardcaptor, I made several Clow cards by myself. Later, because I was ridiculed by my classmates, I beat them up, and then I went back and threw away all the cards I made.It's just that there is one picture that I secretly hid because I was too serious about the painting and couldn't bear it...
Later even he himself forgot about it.
I vaguely remember it, it seems to be...an angel card, the effect is to summon holy angels, eliminate all evil, protect teammates from any harm, and hold hundreds of buff effects, and restore abnormal status.
In short, it is an [Invincible] card with a very elementary school character.
"Witness, this card was found in the manga you lent to Matthew. What do you think? It's time to confess?"
"..."
Yagi Yusai was stunned...
At this time...
He rolled his eyes: "Lixiang, do you know where this is?"
"It's unique."
"No, I mean the one at the foot."
"A boat?"
"This is a dragon boat. The ancient Chinese emperors built palaces on it and took the boat down to the south of the Yangtze River. They traveled thousands of miles a day without leaving home. The houses were full of gold and silver treasures, and there were beauties as companions. Now I have conquered the entire singularity. Dahaiyuan area. Now, let us work together to conquer other areas, collect beautiful girls and boys, and form a sea palace that sings and sings every night!"
Yagi Xuesai suddenly changed the subject and became enthusiastic.
Tachika's eyes lit up, and he held Yagi's hands with both hands: "The beautiful girl and the beautiful boy harem!!! It's great!!! I, Fujimaru Tachika, have a dream, which is to become a harem star!"
"Come on, let's embark on a journey to conquer the world with our friends!"
The two stood on the side of the boat, laughing like fools ah ha ha ha.
Seeing the two of them playing tricks together, Illya had an unlovable expression on her face: "Well, big sister Circe, Chaldea, has this always been how she saves the world?"
"Well, this kind of person who indulges in his own fantasy is not bad, right?"
"Ah...ahhaha...Ruby, let's find Miyu's whereabouts by ourselves..."
(End of this chapter)
Seeing her own image shattered to the ground, Fujimaru Tachika almost screamed and rushed over, she could use it to make a movie, let's call it "Scream - Chaldea 400 Years" and feel it A new trend in horror movies or something.
Yagi Yusai, who was pretending to be Fujimaru Tachika, was also taken aback, her eyes widened, and she was embarrassed at the time.
"I... that... you... ah, actually... ahaha~ right?"
He sends out bytes of unknown meaning, trying to get away with it.
However, Fujimaru Tachika is not someone who will be fooled by him at will!
The girl stepped forward in two steps, pinched the other's cheek and tugged left and right: "Tell me the truth! Who are you! Pretend to be me and what do you want to do!"
"I, I... I am... I am the future you!"
Seeing her gloomy face, Yagi Xuesai didn't dare to tell the truth, but just found an excuse to evade it.
"Hmm, go on?"
"You...you are the savior of mankind in the 22nd century, and then I actually went back to the past to prevent you from being wiped out by future Skynet robots."
"If you want to play Terminator meme, you can also dress up as a muscular man! There is no reason for the savior to come back and save himself!"
The two identical people were arguing, and this phenomenon made Ilya stunned: "This big sister is..."
"Yes, this is the master of Chaldea, the savior of mankind, Fujimaru Tachika-sama!"
Circe gave an introduction with a smile.
Illya was dubious, and looked at the two people who were arguing.Then the expression became more subtle:
"The savior... how about... this beautiful big sister...is she really the savior?"
"Oh, I'm sleeping saying my sister is beautiful~~ What a good boy!"
Lixiang was clearly arguing, but when she heard the praise, her face burst into joy, and she stepped on Yagi's foot to prevent him from running away.
Now Yagi really doesn't know what to do.The time limit for transformation is approaching.Just like Ultraman transformed for 3 minutes, Circe's oatmeal has an effect on Yagi only when it has not been digested, and once it is digested, it will lose its effect immediately.
Considering Yagi's hyper-efficient King Arthur-level stomach pouch.....uh.
Visible to the naked eye, Lixiang, who was pinched by Lixiang, was getting taller and taller, with a blue and white swordsmanship suit, black hair, and an embarrassed and embarrassed smile on his face.
"Well, Lixiang, listen to my explanation."
"...Okay, I want to hear what you have to explain. Come on, I'll give you 5 minutes. After 5 minutes, I'll use Command Seals to order you to commit suicide. Come on."
Fujimaru Tatsuka crossed her arms and looked disdainful.
"You see, the world is actually unfair."
Yagi tried to explain from a macro perspective.
"Look, when girls wear men's clothing, everyone will say that men's clothing is beautiful, or that they are handsome sisters, while men wearing women's clothing will be said to be disgusting and perverted. Don't you think this is actually a kind of discrimination?"
"So what does this have to do with you becoming me to cosplay a magical girl?"
Lixiang's words pierced the contradiction in his words, Yagi was sweating profusely, his eyes swept left and right, looking for other angles.
"Ah, it's actually because! Yes, Lixiang, you are so beautiful! I can't help it! I really want to see you cosplay as a magical girl!"
"Then you tell me?"
"Say this will be regarded as a dead house by you?"
"I just watched Huang Man's friendship with the two of us, and I wouldn't fucking know this!?!"
In a fit of anger, Lixiang even swears, how can I put it, the beautiful girl who can swear is unexpectedly cute.Still the same sentence, everything a beauty says is good, but no matter how much an ugly ghost says it is not good.In the current society, Zhong Lichun is easy to find, but King Qi Xuan is hard to find!
"I'm sorry!!! I'm confessing!!! It's actually because I was suddenly summoned as a magical girl! It's a shame that I, a big man, turned into a magical girl! I had to borrow your appearance! It's not my fault! It's all singularity My mistake! Let's kill the Lord of the Singularity together!"
Fujimaru Tachika just sneered.
Fujimaru Tachika pressed the R key.
Fujimaru Tachika opened the inventory.
Choice: [Lawyer Badge]——》[Confiscated Picture Book]——》[Laiguang's Handmade Bento]——》[Someone's hand-painted Kro card] Proof!
"Objection あり! (I object!) The witness's words contradict this evidence!"
Fujimaru Tateka took out the magic card from Yagi Yusai's JOJO Part [-].
"Witness, do you have any impression of this?"
"That's it?! Why, why is it here with you?!"
Yagi Xuesai was stunned at the time, that!That black history! ! !Ahhhhh! ! !Childhood shadows come to my mind... How many years ago was that?In short, at that time Yagi was still an ordinary fourth grade student in elementary school.Obsessed with Cardcaptor, I made several Clow cards by myself. Later, because I was ridiculed by my classmates, I beat them up, and then I went back and threw away all the cards I made.It's just that there is one picture that I secretly hid because I was too serious about the painting and couldn't bear it...
Later even he himself forgot about it.
I vaguely remember it, it seems to be...an angel card, the effect is to summon holy angels, eliminate all evil, protect teammates from any harm, and hold hundreds of buff effects, and restore abnormal status.
In short, it is an [Invincible] card with a very elementary school character.
"Witness, this card was found in the manga you lent to Matthew. What do you think? It's time to confess?"
"..."
Yagi Yusai was stunned...
At this time...
He rolled his eyes: "Lixiang, do you know where this is?"
"It's unique."
"No, I mean the one at the foot."
"A boat?"
"This is a dragon boat. The ancient Chinese emperors built palaces on it and took the boat down to the south of the Yangtze River. They traveled thousands of miles a day without leaving home. The houses were full of gold and silver treasures, and there were beauties as companions. Now I have conquered the entire singularity. Dahaiyuan area. Now, let us work together to conquer other areas, collect beautiful girls and boys, and form a sea palace that sings and sings every night!"
Yagi Xuesai suddenly changed the subject and became enthusiastic.
Tachika's eyes lit up, and he held Yagi's hands with both hands: "The beautiful girl and the beautiful boy harem!!! It's great!!! I, Fujimaru Tachika, have a dream, which is to become a harem star!"
"Come on, let's embark on a journey to conquer the world with our friends!"
The two stood on the side of the boat, laughing like fools ah ha ha ha.
Seeing the two of them playing tricks together, Illya had an unlovable expression on her face: "Well, big sister Circe, Chaldea, has this always been how she saves the world?"
"Well, this kind of person who indulges in his own fantasy is not bad, right?"
"Ah...ahhaha...Ruby, let's find Miyu's whereabouts by ourselves..."
(End of this chapter)
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