Time carved for no reason

Chapter 23 Chapter Five (2)
Chutian Gongda covers an area of ​​more than [-] mu. In Wuchang District, where every inch of land is expensive, it is unavoidable to be resented by real estate developers.The school originally belonged to engineering colleges, but under the impact of the comprehensive school-running concept, some liberal arts majors were gradually established.Especially before the [-]th anniversary, all the liberal arts majors applied for were approved. Originally, there was only the liberal arts college in the liberal arts college. In the past two years, the journalism college, the economics college, the management college, the public management college, the foreign language college, School of Social Sciences, School of History.The Chinese department that Xueqian applied for was originally the leader of the liberal arts department in the school, because there were only two liberal arts majors, and the other was the philosophy department that was abandoned by everyone.In the past two years, the School of Liberal Arts has been impacted by emerging majors, and the number of students has dropped by several grades. Nine out of ten students are transferred. This is a relatively conservative estimate.It was even worse for the Department of Philosophy. There had been no first-choice students to apply for the exam for many years. If some students were not transferred, the professors would have to teach each other for fun.On the contrary, for the School of Management and the School of Economics, due to their popularity in recent years, the source of students is so good that the traditional boss Chinese department is envious, and the funds are so abundant that it is unreasonable.Before the establishment of the School of Economics and Management, the majors were all managed by the unified School of Liberal Arts. Not only was the fund sufficient, but also because the dean was a professor of the Chinese Department, the teachers of the Chinese Department had never looked at others, which caused great surprise to the teachers of the Department of Economics and Management. Dissatisfied, with the decline of the Chinese department, the enrollment of economics and management subjects has increased, and the teachers of the Chinese department seem to be so arrogant, it seems unreasonable, the girl is acting wild on the wife's face, even if the master decides, the wife will not agree Yes, the Department of Economics and Management proposed to set up its own branch, and the Faculty of Liberal Arts could not keep them, so it was split into three, and its power suddenly weakened.Later, with the second division of the School of Journalism and the School of History, the old School of Liberal Arts has survived in name only, leaving only the Chinese Department and the Philosophy Department to support the overall situation, but they have been unable to recover, and even the right to speak in the school is not as good as the School of Foreign Languages. The college is newly established this year. It is a typical grass-roots team. The teachers come here from all over the world. However, the school responds to the requirements of the School of Foreign Languages. Even the building of the School of Foreign Languages ​​is built next to the School of Arts. The Western-style European-style building divides the School of Arts into two floors. The small wooden buildings against the background are like the contrast between government buildings and school buildings in the mountains.This year, the Faculty of Liberal Arts opened a major called "Chinese as a Foreign Language". It seems that a new category of Chinese language has been developed, and it seems that there is a special language for foreigners.Because of the word "external" in this profession, it seems that the trademark of "old man's head" is printed on the fake and shoddy shirts.

It was so hot that students majoring in "Chinese Language and Literature" were envious. "Chinese language and literature" is originally the mother of "Chinese as a foreign language", but the practice of "children think their mother is ugly" makes "Chinese language and literature" unable to shake off the majesty and teaching of their mothers.On the contrary, the son dislikes his mother as "outdated and old-fashioned".

At the beginning of the year, Xueqian participated in the self-enrollment of Wuchang University. He also applied for "Chinese Language and Literature".Filling in the professional volunteers this time has a strong sense of revenge.It seems that the woman he loves has been snatched away by others, so it makes sense that he should pursue a woman with a similar appearance to replace him.I don’t want to feel regret after filling out the application form. The students heard that Xueqian applied for "Chinese Language and Literature", and they all expressed their attitude that it will be difficult to find a job in the future. Is it possible that they will take Lao Ma's class?Xueqian had no way to explain it. Learning Chinese was indeed not as easy as studying economics and management. Later, when others asked Xueqian what his major was, Xueqian stopped revealing it.There was a resentment in my heart, and I had to learn Chinese well.

The registration time was not so smooth. There were already many people registering in the school, and the registration points of various majors were surrounded by crowds. Xueqian squeezed happily for a long time, and finally found the registration point of the Chinese Department in a corner.The designated registration point of the Chinese Department of Chutian University of Technology is also as shabby as a poor scholar. Compared with other professional tweeters, red banners, and parasols provided by sponsors, the reception point of the Chinese Department has only one table, and four or five receptionists are listless. Chatting next to them, these reception staff are all senior students, smoking and drinking heavily on weekdays, and their already small bodies are even thinner, watching them help carry luggage, Xueqian is afraid that the luggage will bend their spines and they will not be able to rebound. The phrase is also polite, "Set up your heart for the world, and plead for the people." It seems that moving the luggage is a great achievement.A flag was erected beside the table, with the inscription "Reception Point of the Chinese Department".The flagpole seems to be pulled out of a broomstick, and it looks like a literati from a distance.

What Xueqian didn't even expect was that his name was not on the roster. He was so anxious that he didn't care about his image. He danced and shouted at the registration point, and almost burst into foul language. At this time, a thought haunted him: "It's over, it turns out I really missed the grade, after working for a long time, I still didn’t study, and I failed this year’s good luck.” But the staff seemed more patient, checked Xueqian’s notice and found that there was no problem, and then looked at Xueqian’s score He couldn't help laughing, "It turns out that you made a supplement, so you didn't say it earlier. You don't need to search around, and register in another register." Xueqian honestly told the receptionist that he didn't know what a supplement was, and the receptionist patiently Explained: "Supplementation refers to the students who are recruited after the original quota is completed. These students are recruited outside the plan, and the college has to keep a record." Xueqian blushed, feeling as if he had been stripped The clothes were stamped on the chest with "defective product, still usable".The staff handed over another register book.Xueqian found that his name was on the list, so he quickly filled it in. After receiving some brochures such as new students' instructions issued by the college, he went to pay the fee.This unexpected episode troubled Xueqian for a long time.

After paying the fee, you will get the key and divide the dormitory.Xueqian's dormitory building was originally by the lake. The lake is an artificial lake. It was originally the foundation for the school to build a building. I didn't want the funds to keep up. After digging the hole, the workers withdrew. Day by day, this place became a lake. Former students are always happy to check in, and the scenery is pleasant, who doesn't like it?Unexpectedly, the school ignorantly built a boiler room next to it, and the chimney seemed to be a semi-finished product with insufficient funds, and it was only half built.It’s okay in winter, and the students close the windows. In summer, it’s very uncomfortable. The black smoke is billowing, and the students are afraid of being graffitied by the black smoke when they hang their clothes.School has not yet started, and the boiler room has not started work. Everything is ready to go, and the fire will start as soon as the students move in.Xueqian didn't realize it, and felt that a university is really a university, and there must be a lake next to the building, which is too humane.

There were already two people in the dormitory. The one on the right hand side of the door was a small man with a black face, who looked like a refugee from Nanyang. Xueqian thought he was not from Guangxi, but at least from Fujian.Finally, I found out that I was from Hebei, and I was very surprised.Originally, I thought that the northerners were all big men, but the appearance of this man made people suspect that he must have immigrated there.Xueqian greeted him, and he said bluntly, "Are you from Henan?" Xueqian was surprised and angry, and argued, "How can I be from Henan? You look down on people too much." To deal with this little black-faced guy, he didn't even ask his name.

At this time, the guy who was busy on the bed inside the left hand spoke, and asked Xueqian in a thick but gentle voice: "Then where are you from?" It is not well-intentioned, at least it is much more domineering than the black-faced guy. Except for the darker face, the black-faced guy makes people feel a little uncomfortable, just like a born black person is discriminated against by people's senses. Apart from this, the face is He is restrained, and his facial features are located in the naturally divided area in an orderly manner, never crossing the boundary, his eyes are not big, his nose is not big, his lips are not thick, and he has two dimples like women when he smiles. He is shriveled, so naturally he will not give If it weren't for his abrupt and "offensive" questioning, Xueqian would never have a bad impression of him.

The guy who was making the bed was quite different. Although he was squatting, the flesh around his waist was hanging outside due to the force of gravity.His feet are smelly, but this also shows that his kidneys are good.He has a big head and a big nose, which is the complete opposite of the black-faced little guy. Xueqian thought that it would be good if the two could be reconciled, maybe they would become a pair of twins.He is white, and the veins of blood vessels are revealed in the white.He is fat, and big fat people are often narrow-minded. This is absolutely reasonable. Fat people often boast of their inner breadth because of their congenital visual oppression. It seems that their hearts have also increased in volume with their weight. If it weren't for his gentle tone, Xueqian would definitely not like him.It can be seen that fat people should innately learn the art of communication.

Xueqian hurriedly smiled at him and said, "I'm from Hubei, Xiangfan, Hubei, have you heard of it?
Is it the place where Zhuge Liang stayed? "

The man said "Oh", as if he had seen Xueqian thoroughly, and dispelled the doubts in his mind. He originally thought that Xueqian was from Henan, and he was a little excited, thinking that he had met a fellow villager.Although I am from Zhengzhou, from a big city, my family is rich.But Henan people's trademark is really... too famous.He used to travel to Yunnan and was despised by vendors in the ancient city of Dali. Since then, while he defended Henan people, he secretly tried his best to take off Henan people’s trademarks; He used to insist on non-violence and non-cooperation when speaking swear words, but unfortunately Henan people generally don’t have such a view, they always swear. Henan is the source of Chinese civilization. , the swearing words are rough and complicated, such a prosperous swearing civilization has ruined the reputation of Henan people.The more people from Henan scolded at the forum, the happier the people from other provinces who watched the excitement: "Look, Henan people have this kind of quality." He also felt that his fellow countrymen were stubborn and refused to stay in Henan to go to school. He wanted to go to Beijing, but the grades in Beijing schools It's too high for him to get on.A high school student in Henan always feels the lack of educational resources. He repeated his studies for a year before being admitted to university. He could not go to Beijing, so he had to come to Hubei.Hearing that Xueqian said he was from Hubei, the disappointment in my heart became relieved. I thought Xueqian was either from Henan or Beijing, but I didn’t expect that he was neither. I had no reason to respect Hubei people.

Xueqian said courteously: "Where are you from? The accent sounds like a northerner, are you from Beijing?"

"From Beijing? Haha, I'm from Zhengzhou. What's your name?" The tone was disdainful like a police station interrogating a suspect.

Xueqian had just had a good impression of him, and he was blaming himself for offending him when he said something just now, and when he heard him ask so impolitely, he told him his name coldly, but the man couldn't hear clearly, and kept asking: " What? Wu Xueqian? What, what is that." Later he finally figured out how to pronounce Xueqian's name.Wen's father and Wen's mother also came in and bought Xueqian an electric fan. Wen's mother complained: "It's so hot this summer, and the school doesn't have an air conditioner, really." Xueqian introduced his parents to the two roommates, and Wen's mother took out the bag They were asked to eat the crumpled food in the bag. Both of them took the crushed bread and put it aside, which made Xueqian look even more unhappy. Wen's mother asked Xueqian if he would go out to live with them at night, Xueqian Qian Qian thought that the dormitory relationship still needs to be well established, so he sent his parents away. Wen's mother shed tears when she left, and Wen's father kept persuading: "It's okay."

In the evening, everyone communicated more, and Xueqian's impression of the other two was not as bad as it was when he first came here, and they all took out specialties from home to share with each other.When they met for the first time, the three of them were still very polite. The little black-faced guy was named Fan Jian, and Xueqian suppressed his own laughter.The tall, fat man is called Ma Tianwei, which obviously doesn't match his name. It seems that some parents are not confident when they give birth to their children, and they insist on choosing a good name to influence their children's development.On the first night of living in school, Xueqian still felt a lot of discomfort, and the scope of the topic was limited to the characteristics of his hometown. Fan Jian was quite talkative. He chatted endlessly about his hometown Chengde. He has commented on all of them; Ma Tianwei's Zhengzhou has nothing to talk about, but Ma Tianwei likes to travel, his family is rich, and he has a lot of knowledge. He said a lot of things that Xueqian didn't understand.Compared with them, Xueqian felt that his vocabulary was pitifully poor. He wanted to say something about his hometown, but he couldn't say anything, so he vowed to take his roommates to Xiangfan for fun. The house was enlarged several times.

The end of the topic was undoubtedly women. In the remaining few days, several people became familiar with each other, and with the exhaustion of military training, their tone became more wanton.This topic became even easier. Another person lived in the dormitory, named Xu Yao, from Xiangtan, Hunan. speak.Xu Yao has a girlfriend, so does Ma Tianwei, Fan Jian said he didn't have one, Xueqian was unwilling to be with Fan Jian, but he didn't want to lie, only that he almost had one.Ma Tianwei's girlfriend looks like Ma Tianwei's twin, except for her physical characteristics, she is a woman, and she looks exactly like Ma Tianwei. Xueqian began to believe in the theory of husband and wife.

Ma Tianwei always shows off his girlfriend's photos, and others want to see them, so he pretends to evade:

"Don't watch it, there is nothing to see, so don't watch it." In the end, I always couldn't stand the stubbornness of others: "Well, if you want to watch it, then watch it." After watching it, others were disappointed and did not comment. Not only to protect his face, but also to ensure the conscience of his mouth, Ma Tianwei always asked: "Is it not bad? Is it not bad?" Others had to give up their conscience and replied: "Not bad."

Xu Yao's girlfriend is very beautiful. When people see photos of Xu Yao's girlfriend, they always praise her beauty and good luck, but Xu Yao dismisses it:
"It's just average. There were a few women who chased me before, but I didn't want them. After all, I am a dedicated person. I can't love others just because other women are good-looking. This is not my style. "Others are even more envious. If such a beautiful girlfriend is still dissatisfied with him, then the other suitors must be too beautiful to talk about.When Xu Yao spoke, his face was always expressionless, his resoluteness was close to benevolence, which was not bad.He has no expression, and it is easier for others to believe that he is telling the truth. He is handsome, and others believe that there are women chasing him.

Ma Tianwei and Xu Yao live in the same dormitory, and they are not convinced by each other. Ma Tianwei is rich, but has no good looks. Although he thinks he is romantic and suave, no one admits it. He admits that he seems to give himself [-] points, and he can't arouse his interest. .Xu Yao has good looks, but no financial resources. Financial resources are not the same as looks. They are relativistic. If you can get money, you are rich. If you can’t get money, you have no money. It is to use other people's compliments to his girlfriend to counter Ma Tianwei.The two are always competing with each other, and neither of them is willing to admit defeat.Guarding his own sphere of influence and not allowing others to enter, Ma Tianwei once boasted that he was once pursued by a beautiful woman who looked like a combination of Keira Knightley and Lin Chiling. Xu Yao sarcastically said: "Then Are you from Xinjiang?" Ma Tianwei had to argue with him.

Ma Tianwei is fat, and fat people are always eloquent. For example, Guo Degang, it seems that the stomach is the storehouse of language wisdom.Every time in the verbal battle, Ma Tianwei was always eloquent, and did not give Xu Yao a chance to speak. Every time Xu Yao tried to speak, "But, but..." He couldn't speak even after saying "but" several times. It is to raise the voice, increase the speed of speech, and choke back Xu Yao's words. Xu Yao is a bit stuttering, in contrast to Ma Tianwei, so Xu Yao is good at grasping the key points and uttering epigrams.Substituting quality for quantity, concentrating strength to deal a heavy blow to the enemy, which also made Xu Yao more popular with girls. He doesn't talk much, but every sentence is reasonable, making people feel that he is thinking about problems carefully. Girls think he is mature. But his epigrams are a bit like Wilde, Bernard Shaw's cuteness, perhaps, he always wears a black lace shirt, which shows his character, stable and playful.

Xu Yao hated his stuttering deeply. He was not popular with girls in the past, because he stuttered, and girls liked to see him eagerly expressing himself. When a man became a buffoon, it was difficult for girls to consider him as a lover. After all, a lover is also a way to prove his own value, Xu Yao doesn't understand this, he hates women, he naturally disapproves of the sensibility of female animals, he knows that he has seen through this, so he no longer thinks about love, and is busy studying.At this time, God sponsored his luck. He changed to a key experimental class in his third year of high school, and his grades improved greatly. In addition, he really began to become taciturn.

Girls who don't know his details feel that he has connotations, and he realized the truth at this time, you can't talk too much, and people will feel unsteady if you talk too much, but you have to talk less, but you have to talk, then others will think you are too shy and talkative It should be less but more precise. One sentence is the easiest to impress people, but a paragraph is much more difficult, so there are so many epigrams, but I have never heard of a police paragraph.He firmly believed in this truth, used it in practice, achieved outstanding results, and read countless women, but his hostility towards women in his bones has not weakened.He had been a father before, which made him break out in a cold sweat.From then on, he was very careful. He insisted on leaving trauma to the woman, but he did not leave any real evidence.

(End of this chapter)