Chapter 25 Chapter Five (4)
Everyone originally thought that they could leave, but the future is not as summed up by experience. The teacher kept stroking his swollen belly, which only proved one thing. The teacher was hungry. In order to show his attitude of having fun with his subordinates, the teacher put The instructors were all summoned into the awning.The instructors were all sitting on the ground, watching the teacher eat, listening to the teacher preaching, and taking care of eating by themselves.The students outside couldn't bear it anymore and started to commotion. The instructor rushed out of the shed and shouted: "What's wrong? It's against you? This is to exercise your will. The more anxious you are, the more we wait." Withered.Shouting turned into whispers.The surprisingly unanimous opinion of the students present was that they had an intimate relationship with the instructor's mother.The instructor added: "I don't believe it. In such a cool day, someone will have heat stroke. Let's see if anyone has heat stroke today." "It's cool", not very comfortable.At this moment, a commotion erupted in a corner of the shooting range, "Someone has heatstroke! Someone has heatstroke!"

The crowd quickly gathered to a corner, Xueqian also poked his head to look around, the teacher shook the lunch box, "You still don't want to save someone? Take it with my car." All the instructors surrounded her, "It's a girl, and she's pretty pretty." The crowd chattered, and Xueqian became more interested. When the girl was carried out of the crowd and sent to the leader's car, Xueqian's mouth seemed to be malfunctioning in an internal part, and it was impossible to close it. Who could it be if it wasn't the girl?He was talking and laughing just now, but now he is motionless like a corpse.Xueqian was so frightened that his legs were weak, he couldn't remember how she was carried into the car.

The people were sent away, the playground was quiet, and the people from the Faculty of Arts were still yelling and cursing. Zhang Haoran scolded the most fiercely: "Chinese officials are bastards. Habit, they came here in a small car, and they will put on a box lunch show for us here to show that their style is simple, I'll fuck you."

Such remarks aroused the agreement of a large number of people, and the scene suddenly became heated.The instructor hurried over to show that he stood in line immediately and returned, and everyone calmed down. At this time, the scene scheduling was strictly disciplined, and anyone who jumped in line would be the target of everyone's condemnation.After all, there was an accident, and the cruelty of the weather was silently magnified. The kitchen knife that killed someone was the murder weapon, and the blood on the kitchen knife made people panic.

Teacher Nian gave the whole teacher a night off because of the hot weather. Because of the girl fainting, everyone enjoyed this unexpected gift. They were as excited as mosquitoes that had been blocked by mosquito nets for a long time, and suddenly found a hole in the mosquito net.Ma Tianwei's feet were worn out, and he scolded his mother in pain, Xu Yao still flipped through the book at an unbelievable speed, Xueqian lost his mind.

Suddenly Zhang Haoran pushed the door open, and scolded mothers together with everyone, Xueqian couldn't hold back his temper after all, and said: "This terrible weather, some people must have been unable to bear it long ago, by the way, this and that woman don't know what's going on now Is it? I didn’t see her appearance clearly, don’t you know she’s pretty?”

Everyone has no flaws in these words.

On the contrary, Ma Tianwei was well-informed. After he came, he relied on his wealth and figure to show his hospitality everywhere, and he had already found out who the head teacher of the new class was.The so-called head teacher is an assistant to the counselor. The class is nothing more than a division. He heard that the class leader of the university is democratically elected.The head teacher was a newly promoted female graduate student. Seeing him faltering for a long time, she knew what he meant, so she didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and only agreed to him to think about it.Ma Tianwei knew that this was full of bureaucracy, and was a little dissatisfied, so he turned to catch the masses. Xueqian was lucky enough to share a bunch of bananas with him, and he ate them in a daze, not knowing his intentions at all. When the time comes, the election will naturally choose him, otherwise where would he get mixed up?He didn't tell Xueqian about his canvassing, but Xueqian never knew about it.

People who are good at management have a lot of news. Ma Tianwei didn't care about the pain in his feet. Seeing that there were many people in the dormitory, when it was time for him to perform, he jumped out of the bed and said, "Do you know who that girl is?" Meet this girl.Of course everyone didn't know, so Ma Tianwei asked again: "Do you know what his father does?" Everyone didn't know, Ma Tianwei wanted this effect. "This girl is from the School of Art and Design of our school, and his father is also a teacher of our school. I heard that he will teach us this semester. She looks really good. It's a pity." Xueqian couldn't help asking: "What a pity, Is she dead?" Ma Tianwei and Bai Xueqian glanced and said: "Idiot, that's not what I meant, I meant that this woman has her own master." Everyone sighed.Ma Tianwei continued: "When I went to the school hospital to buy foot-binding gauze just now, I saw this woman, and she was leaving the hospital gate with a handsome man. Seeing the posture, it is not a normal relationship. I guess at this time, I am already doing the cloud and rain Wushan. It's over." Xue Qian felt a burst of heartache.Everyone was puzzled: "Why are you so sure that they are doing that now?" Ma Tianwei said confidently: "If you survive a catastrophe, don't you want to have a good time to celebrate? In this scorching weather, it's easy to be impulsive, especially I think That man has pimples all over his face, I'm afraid it's caused by poison, it's the result of excessive desire. We can deduce it from this." Everyone laughed at him for nonsense, only Xueqian felt that every word hurt his heart.

Because Xueqian missed this girl, he was restless for the rest of the day, and was scolded by the instructor a lot.At the end of the military training, the instructor bid farewell to everyone. Ma Tianwei suggested that everyone invite the instructor to dinner and get him drunk, but the instructor was very generous. Although when toasting him, he repeatedly evaded, "I can't drink it, I really can't drink it." Finally pretended I can't beat everyone, and it becomes "how can I not drink".Everyone respected him in turn, the instructor was calm after drinking, everyone was too frightened to show off, Ma Tianwei fought to the end in order to win everyone's appreciation.Seeing that it was getting late, the girls were afraid that they would drink too much and cause accidents to themselves, so they proposed to break up. For a while, everyone cried together. Ma Tianwei patted the instructor on the back and said: "Brother, find a friend sooner." Daughter-in-law, it's hard to find a daughter-in-law in the army, come to the class, brother becomes the squad leader, you can pick whatever you want." Hearing what he said, the girl couldn't help feeling disgusted.Xueqian thinks of life's fate of gathering and parting, gathering less and leaving more, the deepest feelings are often caused by extremely long separations, and thinking of his own experience, and the matter with Meng Zhou and He Wenxuan, he is deeply moved.

After the military training, it was very easy to take off the sweat-soaked military uniform.Ma Tianwei laughed at Xueqian's military training for more than 20 days, and did not wash his clothes once. In fact, these words were not aimed at Xueqian, but satirized Xu Yao in the name of scolding Xueqian.Xu Yao felt unwell at the beginning of his military training, but unfortunately he had no reason to run away. Later, he heard that patients could be exempted from military training, so he went to the hospital to get a certificate. .There is no urology department in the school, and the female doctor in charge is not easy to check. Seeing that he is honest, she proved it to him. I asked a lot of technical questions. Xu Yao had already checked it online. No matter the symptoms or recuperation, all the answers were fluent and relaxed. Avoid military training.Ma Tianwei couldn't understand Xu Yao, so he took the opportunity to sarcasm, Xu Yao retorted: "Some people don't need to have this operation, I'm afraid your penis has already been wrapped in three layers of foreskin, and it won't show if you cut it, it's better It’s good to be eunuch, the length of the dick is inversely proportional to the weight.” Ma Tianwei was so anxious that he wanted to fight, but luckily everyone stopped him.

On the day of the election, Ma Tianwei borrowed the classroom early. During the military training, he was in charge of all affairs in the class, and he was extremely busy.The process is as follows: Firstly, hold a meet-and-greet meeting with the students in the class, introduce themselves one by one, and then elect the class leader. Ma Tianwei relies on himself and the boys to greet each other well, and wins over the class teacher in advance, thinking that he has the chance to win.

When introducing himself, Xueqian realized that the appearance of the girls in the class can only be described as ghosts and monsters, but the general appearance of girls with good facial features is not much different. Unfortunately, the girls in the class always keep their four senses. Official dereliction of duty, that official put himself out of position.There is only one girl with a charming appearance, like a living creature left alive by God's mercy. The organs on her face are like a well-disciplined soldier, and she will not be put out at will.

When it was his turn to make an introduction, Xueqian didn't panic, and made a slip of the tongue when he went up:
"Hello, teachers." It made everyone laugh, and Ma Tianwei and his group laughed even worse.The girls are very delicate in their thoughts. It is an unintentional mistake to read Xueqian, and they are more loving when they sympathize. It can be seen that sometimes mistakes are not all bad things. You can make mistakes in front of girls, and that is annoying.As soon as Ma Tianwei stood on the podium, the boys who had eaten his bananas applauded continuously. Ma Tianwei smiled for half a minute. Feeling that the muscles on his face were tired, he waved his hands down and recited the manuscript that had already been typed. .The girls didn't know who he was, and when they saw him posing, they whispered and ridiculed constantly.

When it was the turn to elect class cadres, Ma Tianwei thought he was well prepared, so he recommended himself for the first speech. He looked down on women too much.Looking down on women is all about doing bad things. Women are animals with careful thoughts and strong vengeance. Legend has it that Emperor Yongzheng died at the hands of women, and Emperor Jiajing was almost strangled to death by women.It's a pity that Ma Tianwei has never heard of it. He was overconfident and turned his self-recommendation report into a criticism session. "I will never tolerate this and that." I thought that this would suit the head teacher's appetite, but I didn't know it had the opposite effect. The boys who were planning to choose him were secretly afraid that he would say the same thing, and the girls didn't like him very much.

Xueqian ate his banana, but didn't understand what he meant. He only wanted to be a class leader, so he didn't think so much.There are very few boys who go to the election. Even if they run for the election, they will avoid colliding with Ma Tianwei. They just run for sports committees and the like.As soon as Xueqian took the stage, everyone was surprised. Ma Tianwei laughed from ear to ear. In his opinion, Xueqian's election is like a goat running for the king of beasts.Knowing that Xueqian has no chance of being elected, he might as well be more magnanimous, so he took the lead in cheering, smiling, and his palms were red.The girls all remembered Xueqian's embarrassment just now, the gentle eyes almost melted him, Xueqian couldn't stand this look, especially when he glanced at the only beautiful woman, his face turned redder, it's too embarrassing!I can’t remember what I said. It seems that I just said that I have never been a cadre on duty, and I don’t expect it this time. Looking back, I feel even more ashamed. If I don’t tell others, I don’t have the confidence to run for the election. , It's just playing with the ticket, but it's not dignified, I really regret it.

The result of the matter made people fall their glasses into the latrine, which shows how deep the fall is.

Xueqian overwhelmed Ma Tianwei by one vote and occupied the first place. The third place was a girl named Xie Tun. She was so ugly that all the girls sympathized with her. I am so charming that even the girls are convinced.

The homeroom teacher also couldn't understand Ma Tianwei's expansive attitude.Ma Tianwei is not the ideal person for him to control, what he wants is someone who has no prestige and no government, such a person is easy to control.She paid attention to Xueqian in her heart, and felt that Xueqian was a good candidate to be the class monitor. Her family was not poor, and she seemed to be obedient, so she announced Xueqian as the class monitor.Xueqian couldn't believe his ears, until the applause started below, and when he was asked to say a few words, Xueqian stammered, naturally incoherent.The girl became the class monitor of the girls, after Xueqian, and concurrently served as the group secretary. Ma Tianwei was only the deputy monitor, holding his temper, and defiantly said in public: "After hearing the introduction from Xueqian just now, I feel that I am far behind. , I propose not to hold any position." Ben hoped that if he did not act properly, the class teacher and classmates would persuade him to keep him, save some face for himself, and also accumulate some dignity to give orders in the future.It's a pity that the whole audience was silent, the throats of those boys who ate his bananas were all blocked by bananas, and they couldn't speak. Yes, I don’t want to talk about it here, you can tell me in private.”

Because Xueqian got an unexpected official position, he was overjoyed, but Ma Tianwei felt resentful. Ma Tianwei resigned as the deputy squad leader, Xueqian still couldn't understand.People who take what others love are mostly unaware that disaster is coming.

After returning to the dormitory, he didn't see Ma Tianwei and Xueqian didn't care, but Fan Jian warmly congratulated Xueqian.Xu Yao was happy because Ma Tianwei wasn't in front of him, and he flirted with his brother for a while.Xueqian is very unhappy, so-called being an official, he can't forget these suffering brothers.Zhu Yuanzhang couldn't do such an ungrateful thing as killing a hero.

Ma Tianwei returned to the dormitory very late, everyone was already asleep, he went to another dormitory to complain just now, he only scolded the girls, he didn't know how to judge people.He also scolded Xueqian for having no organizational skills at all, and using him as the squad leader would definitely be a bad thing.He knew in his heart that some of the boys had not voted for him, but he didn't mention it at the moment.Those boys who didn't vote for him and felt uneasy felt relieved and helped him make suggestions. Some people said: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. The school is just starting now. What hasn't been decided yet? I don't think Wen Wenqian is a face of doing things." , he will be busy at that time. Anyway, when it is time to do things, everyone will give him a few stumbling blocks. Anyway, if the things are not done well, it will not be our turn to blame the superiors." Ma Tianwei clasped his hands excitedly : "Don't say thank you for your kindness. After the matter is completed, I will naturally entertain everyone in the best restaurant in the school, 'The Heroes Club'. How about it?" Everyone said that the brothers' affairs are their own affairs, so why should they be so divided.

After returning to the dormitory, Ma Tianwei congratulated Xueqian graciously. Xueqian was not wary at all, so he accepted his congratulations readily, and even said for him: "I can't even remember what I said, you really Good memory, what classic words can I say? You don’t want your deputy squad leader because of this, I really feel sorry for you.” Ma Tianwei heard this, thinking that this person is so stupid?Still trying to test me?It would be unbelievable if he was really so stupid.This kid seems to be a bit heavy. He really underestimated him before, but he felt ashamed that his city is still small.After hearing Xueqian's words, Xu Yao also felt that Xueqian was not a simple person. In the name of being stupid, he satirized people so well, how could he know that Xueqian was speaking the truth!Only Fan Jian and Xueqian walked closer on weekdays. Knowing that Xueqian's true nature was revealed, he covered his head with a towel and laughed secretly.

(End of this chapter)

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