Chapter 11
Speaking of this, Luo Xiaoyi tore his legs and ran away, and when Lan He chased him out of the room, he had already slipped out of sight.

Looking at the direction in which he disappeared, Lan He put his slender hand on his bare chin, and a cold smile suddenly appeared in his eyes that were still angry just now.

Just as Luo Xiaoyi ran down the second floor, regret already formed in her heart: Hey, it's common for this current person to be teased and scolded by the master, why can't we resist talking back?Now that's all right, how will we live in the future?

When he thought of Lan He's endless tricks, he couldn't help but shuddered, and fluttered in the wind!

He was thinking wildly in his mind, and he slid around like a headless fly.When he was drilling happily, there was a sudden "click", and the sound of something falling to the ground came.

Immediately afterwards, a thin male voice said angrily: "You, you little girl, why don't you have eyes when you walk?"

Luo Xiaoyi was just in trouble, when he heard this voice he couldn't help but get angry, he quickly raised his head and faced a young scholar in his twenties.The scholar was wearing a kerchief on his head, his facial features were regular, and his face was rather pale.

Standing behind the scholar, there are three or four young people dressed as scholars.When they saw Luo Xiaoyi's face, their eyes lit up at the same time.A tall and fat scholar walking on the left folded his fan in his hand, and sighed: "Hey, this little girl is so handsome and lovely. You are a brother, so if you drop the fan, just pick it up. Why bother with children?"

That brother was obviously the scholar who was hit by Luo Xiaoyi, and he was picking up the folding fan that was knocked down by Luo Xiaoyi with his head down. So what can I do?"

Speaking of this, he seemed to disdain to talk to Luo Xiaoyi, turned to his companion and said, "It's raining in the spring outside, and my younger brother happened to write a poem, but it's a pity that I only thought of the first three lines. How about you help me to finish it?"

While talking, the four of them passed by Luo Xiaoyi and walked towards the wing room on the second floor.Luo Xiaoyi gave Ziwei a hard look.Sighing that he was unlucky, he turned around and walked towards the kitchen.

At this time, Ziwei's voice of reciting poems came from behind: "The younger brother's poems are as follows: The spring rain is falling continuously," Luo Xiaoyi couldn't help but pause when he heard it.Then, the son said: "It's all royal auspiciousness." Hearing this, a string of black lines hung on Luo Xiaoyi's face.

Immediately afterwards, the child said again: "What's the harm in the next three years?"

Luo Xiaoyi rolled her eyes, and when she turned around, she saw that the four of them were shaking their heads and frowning as they thought about it, and couldn't help saying loudly: "Put your mother's shit on!"

His voice was crisp and loud, and all the people in the restaurant looked at him for a moment.Those four scholars turned their heads to look at Sheng Sheng at the same time, and when they saw him, their faces all turned blue.Hey, the four of them changed their faces neatly, it seems that they have trained well.

The boy glared at Luo Xiaoyi with both eyes, and shouted sharply: "You, you are so courageous, you, you, you are really insulting, this scholar can recite poems well, why are you swearing, you , this show will sue you!"

Luo Xiaoyi rolled his eyes at him, clasped his hands together, and made a round bow to the people in the restaurant.Said: "Everyone, the villain just saw that this scholar's poetry seemed to be in trouble, so he helped him tie the knot. This scholar is so boring. It is really ridiculous that such a thing can be sued."

Ziwei was so angry that his face turned from green to black, he pointed at Luo Xiaoyi tremblingly with a folding fan and said angrily: "You are talking nonsense!"

Luo Xiaoyi rolled his eyes again, and thought to himself, these bullshit talents don't even have the slightest bit of strength to swear.In a blink of an eye, he saw that the people in the restaurant looked at him disapprovingly, so he said loudly again: "Everyone, just listen to the villain and recite the poems just now."

Speaking of this, he put his hands behind his back, walked a few steps imitating Ziwei, pointed to the drizzle outside and said slowly: "The spring rain is falling one after another, and it's all about the auspiciousness of the royal family. Why don't you let it go for another three years?" Damn shit!"

As soon as he finished reading, a few chuckles came from the guests.Luo Xiaoyi still clasped his hands behind his back, and said with great concern for the country and the people: "Everyone, in the last line of the second line, put your mother's shit, although it is indecent, it still rhymes quite a bit, don't you think so?"

At that moment, three or four good people shouted at the same time: "That's right!" "Exactly, it's very smooth!"

After Luo Xiaoyi smiled triumphantly, she turned her head and pointed at Ziwei who was trembling with anger, sighed melancholy, and continued: "Think about it, everyone, it has been raining for three years in a row, it will be a disaster! When the floods flooded, the people in the world were displaced, and the emperor would be too depressed to sleep in the palace city. In this case, this son is a scholar and said that he is a royal auspicious! Therefore, the younger brother added a sentence to put your mother's shit, but Is there any reason?"

As soon as he said this, he immediately burst into laughter, and dozens of loud voices came at the same time: "It makes sense!" "It's really fucking your mother!"

The boy turned blue because of Luo Xiaoyi's words, his lips trembled, he called out repeatedly: "You, you, you," Luo Xiaoyi rolled his eyes at him, and said loudly: "My brother, You dare to insult the Holy Monarch with crooked poems in broad daylight, don’t you still have a reason?”

The boy rolled his eyes and shook his body, and he was about to faint.Seeing his situation, Luo Xiaoyi felt happy: that Zhuge Liang in the Three Kingdoms period, he vomited blood and died after scolding him, we are not bad, but he scolded this scholar to the point of fainting.Hurry up, you're about to faint, once you faint, we will have the capital to brag in the future.

He waited expectantly for Ziwei to faint, but he didn't know that after shaking his body a few times, he just stood upright and didn't fall.On the contrary, a few cronies around him saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly helped him out of the restaurant in a panic.

Several scholars rushed out of the restaurant one after another, and the lobby immediately burst into applause:

"I just can't stand these sores, you little boy with a white face, you play well with your hands!" At the same time as praising, an iron palm slapped Luo Xiaoyi heavily, causing Luo Xiaoyi's body to shake a few times, glowing bright red His little face was white.

"Good boy, your eloquence is amazing." We love hearing this sentence, Luo Xiaoyi's face turned ruddy again.

"Boy, well said, work harder, get a champion and make Qian Lixiang popular." Hearing this, Luo Xiaoyi's face turned purple, and at the same time straightened his back. Judging by his appearance, there is no need for future For the title on the gold list, at this moment alone, he has already reached the realm of the gods.

(End of this chapter)

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