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Chapter 230 Jokes keep coming!

Chapter 230 The six jokes continue!

On the stage, Xiao Ru became friends with Jiang Yu, her "mother" 30 years ago.

Then they chatted about the person they were talking about, and learned that Jiang Yu already had someone he liked.

"Tell me, what kind of person do you like?" Xiao Ru asked curiously, thinking that this matter was very interesting.

Jiang Yu's expression suddenly became extremely shy: "Let me tell you, I like that man, his name is Ouyang Zhu. He is the envy of all the girls in our factory, and his voice is very, very nice!"

As Jiang Yu spoke, he became excited: "And every day at twelve o'clock at noon, he has a broadcast, hey, hey, listen!"

As Jiang Yu's voice fell, accompanied by a burst of music melody, a hearty and clear male voice sounded: "Hahahahahaha..."

"Ow—"

The audience immediately erupted, because everyone could tell that the owner of this voice was Su Ze!
The skit has been going on for so long, is Su Ze finally going to be on stage?

"Busy work needs a warm haven. The fertilizer factory radio station will broadcast for you on time. I am a good man, and I am Ouyang Zhu!"

"Chemical fertilizers are produced one after another, and no one should take them home. Please enjoy this song given to all the employees of the first factory by Lao Zhang, the gatekeeper of our first chemical fertilizer factory——One game, one factory dream!"

Sun Siru looked at the loudspeaker next to him, and asked Jiang Yu, "Then where can we find him?"

Just as Jiang Yu was about to answer, a hooligan voice suddenly sounded: "Little girls, are you looking for your brother?"

Sun Siru was taken aback, and looked left and right: "Who is it?"

"We are the three masters of chemical fertilizer!"

Three voices answered in unison, and accompanied by a non-mainstream music melody, three well-dressed people came up, and the leader was obviously Wang Zhongmin.

"We are the third master of chemical fertilizer! I am black chemical fertilizer!" Wang Zhongmin said proudly.

"I'm Gray Fertilizer!" said the second person.

"I'm gray."

"We are black chemical fertilizers that turn gray and evaporate!"

Well, co-authoring these three people is still a tongue twister!
The audience was speechless, laughed, and clapped loudly.

"Who are they?" Sun Siru nervously looked at these three people, a little nervous.

Jiang Yu was also quite scared: "They are the worst people in our fertilizer factory!"

"Ah?" Sun Siru was also frightened, and waved his hands again and again: "We have no money!"

"Who said I'm going to rob you of your money?" Wang Zhongmin smiled triumphantly, "Ah? I'm here today to rob you!"

Hearing this, Jiang Yu immediately became nervous, covering his chest in fright, "Don't do this, he hasn't been in a relationship yet. Don't treat me like this!"

It seems that these people are here to tease Jiang Yu.

The audience thought the same way, and even Sun Siru pulled Jiang Yu back.

but……

"Go to the side! You look like a knife mantis, don't you think you are beautiful?" Wang Zhongmin pushed Jiang Yu away, glanced at her impatiently, and then squinted His eyes turned to Sun Siru.

Everyone was taken aback for a moment.

I go?what's the situation?
Isn't it robbery?
This is coming to rob... Xiaoru's?

Brother, are you sure you want to rob sex?
"Hahaha——" The audience who reacted burst out laughing. They had never seen this kind of stalking of ugly women instead of sex, and they thought it was very funny and interesting.

Song Pingping in the background also held his stomach exaggeratedly and laughed, "Oh, I'll go, he's going to rob this!"

"Hahahaha...that's a good meme!" Huang Xiaoxia couldn't help but laugh too.

On the stage, even Sun Siru himself was dumbfounded.

In what year did the sexist be able to rob her?
And the little hooligan played by Wang Zhongmin has already held Sun Siru's hand with a smile: "That little fat girl, hehehe, can you have a date with me..."

Sun Siru laughed and said, "To tell you the truth, if it was in my time, I would have agreed."

"What do you mean?"

"Because in my day, almost no one chased me."

The "Gray Chemical Fertility" next to him laughed and said, "That's right, in our era, no one chased our elder brother. By the way, elder brother, if you don't like that, leave the thin one to me..."

Just as they were molesting Jiang Yu and Sun Siru, a voice full of justice suddenly sounded: "Stop! You are making trouble!"

Su Ze, who was carrying a messenger bag and a book in his hand, came out from the side of the stage. Amidst the cheers of the audience, he pointed at them solemnly: "Let go of that girl—"

Su Ze made a long sound, and the audience below the stage echoed with a smile: "Come to me—"

However, Su Ze trembled, looked at the book in his hand and read: "Let it fly freely in the jungle like a butterfly..."

"Beat him!" Wang Zhongmin waved his hand.

"Hui Huafei" and "Qi Qi" rushed up, grabbed Su Ze and held him down.

"Don't hit Ouyang Zhu!" Jiang Yu yelled in fright.

"If you don't hit Ouyang Zhu, I'll hit you!" Wang Zhongmin raised his fist to hit Jiang Yu, but before his fist landed, Sun Siru behind him grabbed his wrist.

"It hurts, it hurts—" Wang Zhongmin shook off Sun Siru with a grin, and waved his hands: "Brothers! Come on!"

The passionate music sounded, and Sun Siru put on a fighting pose, and the audience's emotions were aroused, and they screamed.

Haha, is this going to be a live PK on stage?
Xiaoru VS San Shao of Chemical Fertilizer, whoever loses wins?
boom--

thump—

bang——

In less than three seconds, the three chemical fertilizer young masters were easily knocked down by Sun Siru, and they fled!
"Great!"

"Hahaha, female man!"

The audience laughed and talked a lot, but in the corner of the stage, Sun Rongxi smiled and shook his head helplessly, thinking that this kid really dares to act in anything.

However, since my daughter can let go so much on the stage, she must let go of everything in her heart...

But what is this skit about?
Sun Rongxi was puzzled.

At the beginning of the sketch, the woman who came out to play Xiaoru's mother was hit by a car, and Xiaoru went back to the past to see her past mother...

So, the ending of this skit will be that Xiaoru and her mother become good friends, or is there some brain-opening idea behind it that makes Xiaoru change her fate and save her mother?

In short, this must be a perfect ending.

It's not just Sun Rongxi who thinks this way, most people do. After all, on the stage now, Xiaoru, Li Huanying, and Ouyang Zhu have already known each other and started chatting.

"Ouyang Zhu, what are you talking about? Aren't you just an announcer in a factory? The whole town is in trouble, what are you so proud of?" Sun Siru was very dissatisfied with Su Ze's proud attitude.

"Who's talking? A mere announcer?" Su Ze exaggeratedly exclaimed: "Let me tell you, when I took the broadcasting test in the town, the mayor only said two sentences to me alone. The first sentence, Young man, you are sure to be an excellent presenter!"

"What about the second sentence?"

Su Ze had a smirk on his face: "Dad, I will always support you, hahahaha——"

"Oh, I'm going!"

"Hahaha—I'm dying of laughter, Dad will always support you! The Mayor of Feelings is his dad!"

"Shadow, there is shady, haha!"

The audience had a great time watching it, and the following jokes made them laugh again and again.

Sun Siru: "Ouyang Zhu, let's put aside the aura of our respective fathers. Let's compare, dare you?"

"Okay. What does your father do?"

"Play more."

"Hahahaha—hahaha—" Su Ze and Jiang Yu laughed.

Especially Jiang Yu, holding his stomach and laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his back: "Your dad beat the watch? Then it's hard for you, hahaha..."

"Is it funny?" Sun Siru looked at Jiang Yu expressionlessly.

"Funny!" Jiang Yu laughed and nodded.

Sun Siru was not in a hurry or annoyed, sighed lightly, and patted Jiang Yu's shoulder, "Laugh, you will cry because of this sooner or later."

Then, Su Ze and Sun Siru compared tongue twisters.

Su Ze: "White stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white and big! Come, come with me!"

Sun Siru: "White stone pagoda, white stones build it, white stones build the white tower, the tower collapses..."

"You are making trouble, why did the White Tower collapse?"

"That might be me sitting on it!"

Gradually, Su Ze and Jiang Yu seemed to be in love with each other.

Su Ze: "When I go to the radio tomorrow, you come with me, and then the two of us can chat about the content of this book..."

Jiang Yu shyly said: "Just the two of us? This is not good, this is so embarrassing."

Su Ze: "Are you embarrassed? It's okay. If it doesn't work, I can call a friend. My friend is very nice. Oh, by the way, I have the same job as your dad, and I'm a watcher, Sun Wentian!"

Sun Wentian?Play more?
Isn't Xiaoru's surname Sun?
It's the same job as his dad!
Oh, let me go, isn't this his father!

The meaning of the existence of "Ouyang Zhu" is a spare tire for matchmaking!
"Hahahaha-"

In the lounge, Song Pingping and the others were laughing on the sofa. The leading actors and assistants were deeply attracted by this sketch.In fact, on the stage of the finals, the works of these people were not bad, but compared with Su Ze's sketch, it seemed to be slightly inferior in terms of creativity and rhythm of the sketch.

But they have all finished their performances, and without the psychological pressure of the competition, they can relax and enjoy this skit.

"Su Ze's sketches are always so funny." Lao Long laughed.

Song Pingping nodded: "I just don't know how he will end it."

Are you laughing all the time?or something else?
"I think it will be a happy ending." Huang Xiaoxia said.

Sun Xiaoyi also said: "Maybe Xiaoru changed her destiny and saved her mother. There may be some touching scenes during this period."

Lao Long and Song Pingping nodded. In their opinion, the ending of this sketch should be happy and warm.

The regret that the mother in front was hit by a car will definitely be made up for.

However, just when the cheering Sun Siru wanted to go to Jiang Yu's house for dinner, a "da-da-da-" countdown clock sounded.

(End of this chapter)