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Chapter 384 Fortune Telling Routine!
Chapter 384 Fortune Telling Routine!
Chapter 290 The Seventh Routine of Fortune-telling!
Everyone pricked up their ears and heard Su Ze "telling a story" in a serious manner.
"It's Dewey's building. He lives on the first floor, and one person jumped from the tenth floor."
"We always say on TV, suicide by jumping from a building or something, but you can't easily touch it. It happened on Dewey's upstairs. One person jumped from the tenth floor. When passing by the ninth floor, he "bang" from the window on the ninth floor. ’ A bullet came out and killed the man.”
The officers and soldiers all laughed, and were shot to death halfway through jumping off the building. This is really ridiculous.
But Su Ze's expression was very serious, and he spread his hands: "You said, is there such a coincidence? But it's good, so as not to suffer, and die before falling to death. The police investigate this matter and say what the hell is going on?" What's going on. Let's find the shotgun, open the door, old couple."
"This old man has a bad temper, and he has to get angry with the old lady three times a day. This time, when he stared, he picked up the air gun at home...I'll kill you! Crack! With a hug, the bullets went out, and the person who jumped off the building was killed. Killed."
"Ask this old man. This old man is in tears. I gesture like this every day with this air gun, but it has never been loaded. It is just to scare my wife. When I am angry, I raise the gun. It’s over. But why is there a bullet this time?”
"Ask, investigate, check and check, the old man's eldest son pretended."
"Why did he pretend? He wants money and the family doesn't give it. He hates his mother. He puts a bullet in the gun and kills his mother through his father. Do you think this person is a beast?"
"Let's look for him, I can't find it, what's the matter? He waited for a long time, and his father didn't fall ill, so he jumped off the stairs in a fit of anger..."
Hearing this, everyone suddenly realized that they all laughed. The one who committed suicide by jumping off the building and was shot to death was the son who was not as good as a beast!
This matter is too much to think about!
There is no such thing as acting in a movie!
its not right……
Speaking of this matter, at most, it happened upstairs in Dewey's house, and it has nothing to do with Dewey directly. Then what did Su Ze mean by talking about Dewey just now? Did he just find something to draw this matter out?
"Look, it has nothing to do with me, he would never dare to make fun of me!"
Backstage, Dewey raised his eyebrows triumphantly, "Su Ze is a good young man, he knows how to respect seniors! The image of seniors cannot be destroyed!"
"Hey, that's not necessarily..." Jiang Lu laughed.
"The story is over, how else can he talk to me?" Dewey curled his lips and looked at Su Ze.
But Su Ze was quiet for a few seconds, and after everyone's laughter subsided, he said, "So now Dewey hasten to go home to comfort his parents after every performance... The one who jumped off the building is his elder brother."
"Hahaha--"
The audience in the audience burst into laughter, the last sentence of the relationship is the stalk!
At the end, Dewey still couldn't escape!
The big guys in the backstage were also amused. To be honest, this kind of joke can’t be made with everyone, but everyone knows Dewey’s temperament, he is bold and generous, and they don’t mind this in their hearts, so at this time they also openly laughed.
Jiang Lu patted Dewey on the shoulder, laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist: "What's the matter, I'm right, haha... You underestimate the ability of a cross talk actor to hurt people!"
"This kid..." De Wei looked at Su Ze on the stage and smiled wryly.
There was a lot of laughter behind the stage, but Su Ze was still there to explain the truth seriously.
"A small matter, what does it mean?"
"In the vast world, there are no surprises, and anything can happen."
"You may think this matter is weird, ridiculous, and nonsense. But, you have to remember, there is nothing impossible."
Speaking of this, Su Ze changed the subject directly: "Then what I'm going to talk about next sounds outrageous, and it's related to divination."
"Speaking of fortune-telling, if there is no spirit, someone will say it, and sometimes there is a spirit, that is actually a trick."
"He has a way of fortune-telling. Once you stand there, he will convince you as soon as he talks to you. How can you convince him? Look at his way."
"This fortune-telling pays attention to 'Yaochun', what is 'Yaochun'? It's you who come to do the fortune-telling. I won't do the calculation for you, but I'll tell you what to say. It's called 'Yaochun' in jargon. ','Fraud', obviously he didn't figure out about you, so he wants to cheat you!"
"Cheating, right? What if it's not right? Hey, he has a way. He can take back any wrong words. Isn't it impossible to take back what he said? He can take it back. This is called "withdrawal." Serial'."
When Su Ze opened his mouth, he directly talked about fortune-telling. In fact, many people know that there are methods and methods for fortune-telling, and those people have a series of routines.But having said that, few people have heard of the technical terms "Yaohuan", "Fake Spring", and "Drawing and Suspension".At this time, when Su Ze said this, he suddenly felt novel and interesting, and everyone was attracted.
Su Ze talked eloquently: "In the past, there was a fortune-teller on the Tianqiao. As soon as this man stood there, he said: 'This man should be at home, this one should be away, and this one should be doing business. Oh! This man , your 'Yintang' is shining, and your fortune is prosperous. You should have a fortune this year on May Day...' He didn't say anything at this point, why didn't he say it, he was afraid that it would be wrong for people to tell him , what should I do then!"
"So, he made a long sound. You should have a fortune this May. When it comes to 'hands', he doesn't go on. He watches and observes the situation."
"If that person really got a fortune, he can see it, and if that person doesn't, he can also see it. How do you think?"
"His method is called 'you can see it when you fix your eyes, and you can't see it when you turn your eyes'."
"If you're right, the man will be taken aback; if you're not, you'll have to think about it, and then there's no such thing. He sees it!"
"Look at this guy who rolled his eyes, he knew something was wrong, so he hurried to recycle... Ah, yes, you should have a fortune on May Festival, but, let the villain rush it for you, you haven't got it yet, right? "
"It's coming back!"
"For another example... this old man, you don't look good, you should face a lawsuit on the August Festival this year..."
"I will stop talking here. He looked at that person, and when he looked at that person, he rolled his eyes. So this sentence became... Ah, you should suffer a lawsuit, but with the help of noble people, give me The setting has passed, maybe you don’t know it yet, right?”
"Don't say that that person doesn't know, even he doesn't know! But he will say so! So, this fortune-telling is not true!"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 290 The Seventh Routine of Fortune-telling!
Everyone pricked up their ears and heard Su Ze "telling a story" in a serious manner.
"It's Dewey's building. He lives on the first floor, and one person jumped from the tenth floor."
"We always say on TV, suicide by jumping from a building or something, but you can't easily touch it. It happened on Dewey's upstairs. One person jumped from the tenth floor. When passing by the ninth floor, he "bang" from the window on the ninth floor. ’ A bullet came out and killed the man.”
The officers and soldiers all laughed, and were shot to death halfway through jumping off the building. This is really ridiculous.
But Su Ze's expression was very serious, and he spread his hands: "You said, is there such a coincidence? But it's good, so as not to suffer, and die before falling to death. The police investigate this matter and say what the hell is going on?" What's going on. Let's find the shotgun, open the door, old couple."
"This old man has a bad temper, and he has to get angry with the old lady three times a day. This time, when he stared, he picked up the air gun at home...I'll kill you! Crack! With a hug, the bullets went out, and the person who jumped off the building was killed. Killed."
"Ask this old man. This old man is in tears. I gesture like this every day with this air gun, but it has never been loaded. It is just to scare my wife. When I am angry, I raise the gun. It’s over. But why is there a bullet this time?”
"Ask, investigate, check and check, the old man's eldest son pretended."
"Why did he pretend? He wants money and the family doesn't give it. He hates his mother. He puts a bullet in the gun and kills his mother through his father. Do you think this person is a beast?"
"Let's look for him, I can't find it, what's the matter? He waited for a long time, and his father didn't fall ill, so he jumped off the stairs in a fit of anger..."
Hearing this, everyone suddenly realized that they all laughed. The one who committed suicide by jumping off the building and was shot to death was the son who was not as good as a beast!
This matter is too much to think about!
There is no such thing as acting in a movie!
its not right……
Speaking of this matter, at most, it happened upstairs in Dewey's house, and it has nothing to do with Dewey directly. Then what did Su Ze mean by talking about Dewey just now? Did he just find something to draw this matter out?
"Look, it has nothing to do with me, he would never dare to make fun of me!"
Backstage, Dewey raised his eyebrows triumphantly, "Su Ze is a good young man, he knows how to respect seniors! The image of seniors cannot be destroyed!"
"Hey, that's not necessarily..." Jiang Lu laughed.
"The story is over, how else can he talk to me?" Dewey curled his lips and looked at Su Ze.
But Su Ze was quiet for a few seconds, and after everyone's laughter subsided, he said, "So now Dewey hasten to go home to comfort his parents after every performance... The one who jumped off the building is his elder brother."
"Hahaha--"
The audience in the audience burst into laughter, the last sentence of the relationship is the stalk!
At the end, Dewey still couldn't escape!
The big guys in the backstage were also amused. To be honest, this kind of joke can’t be made with everyone, but everyone knows Dewey’s temperament, he is bold and generous, and they don’t mind this in their hearts, so at this time they also openly laughed.
Jiang Lu patted Dewey on the shoulder, laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist: "What's the matter, I'm right, haha... You underestimate the ability of a cross talk actor to hurt people!"
"This kid..." De Wei looked at Su Ze on the stage and smiled wryly.
There was a lot of laughter behind the stage, but Su Ze was still there to explain the truth seriously.
"A small matter, what does it mean?"
"In the vast world, there are no surprises, and anything can happen."
"You may think this matter is weird, ridiculous, and nonsense. But, you have to remember, there is nothing impossible."
Speaking of this, Su Ze changed the subject directly: "Then what I'm going to talk about next sounds outrageous, and it's related to divination."
"Speaking of fortune-telling, if there is no spirit, someone will say it, and sometimes there is a spirit, that is actually a trick."
"He has a way of fortune-telling. Once you stand there, he will convince you as soon as he talks to you. How can you convince him? Look at his way."
"This fortune-telling pays attention to 'Yaochun', what is 'Yaochun'? It's you who come to do the fortune-telling. I won't do the calculation for you, but I'll tell you what to say. It's called 'Yaochun' in jargon. ','Fraud', obviously he didn't figure out about you, so he wants to cheat you!"
"Cheating, right? What if it's not right? Hey, he has a way. He can take back any wrong words. Isn't it impossible to take back what he said? He can take it back. This is called "withdrawal." Serial'."
When Su Ze opened his mouth, he directly talked about fortune-telling. In fact, many people know that there are methods and methods for fortune-telling, and those people have a series of routines.But having said that, few people have heard of the technical terms "Yaohuan", "Fake Spring", and "Drawing and Suspension".At this time, when Su Ze said this, he suddenly felt novel and interesting, and everyone was attracted.
Su Ze talked eloquently: "In the past, there was a fortune-teller on the Tianqiao. As soon as this man stood there, he said: 'This man should be at home, this one should be away, and this one should be doing business. Oh! This man , your 'Yintang' is shining, and your fortune is prosperous. You should have a fortune this year on May Day...' He didn't say anything at this point, why didn't he say it, he was afraid that it would be wrong for people to tell him , what should I do then!"
"So, he made a long sound. You should have a fortune this May. When it comes to 'hands', he doesn't go on. He watches and observes the situation."
"If that person really got a fortune, he can see it, and if that person doesn't, he can also see it. How do you think?"
"His method is called 'you can see it when you fix your eyes, and you can't see it when you turn your eyes'."
"If you're right, the man will be taken aback; if you're not, you'll have to think about it, and then there's no such thing. He sees it!"
"Look at this guy who rolled his eyes, he knew something was wrong, so he hurried to recycle... Ah, yes, you should have a fortune on May Festival, but, let the villain rush it for you, you haven't got it yet, right? "
"It's coming back!"
"For another example... this old man, you don't look good, you should face a lawsuit on the August Festival this year..."
"I will stop talking here. He looked at that person, and when he looked at that person, he rolled his eyes. So this sentence became... Ah, you should suffer a lawsuit, but with the help of noble people, give me The setting has passed, maybe you don’t know it yet, right?”
"Don't say that that person doesn't know, even he doesn't know! But he will say so! So, this fortune-telling is not true!"
(End of this chapter)
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