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Chapter 62: The pulse is speechless!
Chapter 62: The pulse is speechless!
Chapter 62 My pulse is speechless!
Generally speaking, when a celebrity guest encounters such a topic, he will make a funny doggerel casually to entertain the public and adjust the atmosphere. After all, the audience is also a fan of the star, so generally speaking, no matter how bad the star's poems are, they can They will happily support the pass and get this score.
But since Liu Yan called Su Ze for help, it was obvious that she wanted to take this problem seriously.
Su Ze looked at Liu Yan, Liu Yan put on a bitter face, folded her hands together and bowed to Su Ze, "It's all up to you..."
Su Ze scanned the points of the five ordinary players.
50, 60, 80, 70, 50…
Look at Liu Yan's points again... only a pitiful 20 points.
The gap is a bit big, and the task is a bit arduous. Su Ze looked at Xiaoya and asked, "How much is this question?"
"20!" Xiaoya smiled and stretched out two fingers.
20... Even if you get 20 points, it's still the last one!
Thinking of this, Su Ze couldn't help screaming: "Sister Xiaoya, the difficulty of this question is so high, only 20 points, which is unreasonable!"
"Ordinary questions, each question only has 10 points!" Xiaoya laughed.
"But the difficulty of this question is far more than that of two ordinary questions!" Su Ze argued.
Liu Yan also understood Su Ze's intentions, and quickly raised her hands and shouted: "Yes! I also protest, this is for making poetry, it's very difficult, okay, only 20 points is too little, at least... 30 points !"
Su Ze almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood. Big sister, I finally found a way to give you more points to get you out of the miserable position of being the last one, but you only shouted 10 more points!
"Not even 30 points! 40 points! At least 40 points are required to meet the difficulty of this question!" Su Ze shouted.
Liu Yan quickly agreed, "Yes! 40 points! Give us 40 points!"
"Impossible!" Xiaoya said with a smile: "There is no way to directly double the score, and bargaining in the market is not as easy as you do. This question is worth 20 points and cannot be changed!"
Su Ze still didn't give up, thought for a while, and said, "Can I do this? I'll write two songs, one with 20 points, and two with 40 points. How about it?"
Hearing Su Ze's words, Xiaoya was taken aback for a moment, then laughed and said, "Isn't it? You mean you can write two poems?"
"You first say whether you agree to this condition!"
"Okay..." Xiaoya nodded indifferently: "If you can write two poems in one go, I can give you 40 points, but first, it must be written by yourself, and second, it must be written within 5 minutes. Write it out, and third, I will strictly demand these two poems as the number one beauty graduate of the Chinese Department of Beijing University. If you are not qualified, I will not pass it... If you agree to these three conditions, I agree to give you 40 points."
Su Zebi made an "OK" gesture, "Okay, then it's settled!"
"You look very confident." Xiaoya smiled.
"That's right, I haven't used water in the shower since I was a child, just rub it!" Su Ze said proudly.
"Huh?" Everyone was taken aback for a moment. What does it mean that you don't need water for bathing since you were a child?
Seeing a group of blank eyes, Su Ze laughed: "Because I'm a wet person!"
"..." Xiaoya stroked her head and was speechless, "This joke is so cold..."
The audience roared with laughter. They really didn't expect Su Ze to have a sense of humor.
But because of this, many people also thought that Su Ze's next two poems must be the kind of funny doggerel made up by random.
As for the previous bargaining asking for 40 points, it was just for entertainment!
"Okay, two poems, the time limit is 5 minutes, the countdown begins!" Xiaoya stopped talking nonsense with Su Ze, and started the countdown directly.
Su Ze lowered his head and began to think silently.
All eyes were on Su Ze, and there were various guesses in their hearts.
"How long do you think it will take Brother Su to write his first poem?" Sun Siquan asked Song Haichuan.
"I guess..." Song Haichuan was about to express his opinion when he suddenly heard Su Ze's voice on the stage: "Yes!"
What the hell……
Song Haichuan's words were directly held back, brother, the countdown is less than ten seconds, okay, you figured it out?
This is poetry!
Brother Su, are you sure what you are going to say next is not a bad joke?
The faces of the audience showed the expressions of "as expected", Su Ze is here to be funny!
"Su Ze, come on!"
The only person who has full confidence in Su Ze is Liu Yan. Since she first came into contact with Su Ze, she has always believed that Su Ze has a kind of magical power, and she can't say exactly how it is. The feeling of trust, but when she encountered this problem, the first person he thought of was Su Ze.
Inexplicably, she felt that Su Ze could solve this problem.So when Su Ze shouted "Yes", Liu Yan didn't have any doubts in her heart, but was full of excitement and expectation.
"Really?" Xiaoya looked at Su Ze in surprise, "You're not kidding me!"
Liu Yan believed it, but it didn't mean she would believe it. The countdown started in less than ten seconds, and even if it was counted from the first time he saw the title, it was only a minute or two.
A poem was written in such a short period of time, she couldn't even imagine how rotten the poem would be.
Su Ze's strategy must be to write two random poems first, and then stalk and stalk her, begging her for 40 points!
Just when Xiaoya wanted to warn Su Ze not to try to break the previously negotiated rules by making trouble, Su Ze suddenly spoke.
"Like Altair, Jiaojiaohe Han girl."
"Touch the bare hands with slender hands, and touch the machine stick."
Ok?
Xiaoya who was about to speak was suddenly taken aback.
This……
It seems that I really started to write poetry?
Moreover, it seems to be the case!
With Xiaoya's dazed effort, Su Ze has already started to recite.
"I don't know what to do all day long, and weep like rain."
"The Milky Way is clear and shallow, how much is the difference?"
Xiaoya's eyes lit up. Although she said that the most beautiful graduate of the Chinese Department of Capital University was a joke, she did graduate from the Chinese Department of Capital University, and she also insisted on studying all these years as the host, and she also He has also published several books, and his literary quality is very high.
As soon as Su Ze said these two sentences, Xiaoya immediately understood that the next sentence was probably the most important one!
All the previous descriptions are just foreshadowing. Will the last sentence be the finishing touch, or will it accidentally ruin the whole poem?
Xiaoya looked at Su Ze in surprise and expectation, and Su Ze smiled slightly, and said the last two sentences: "The water is full, and the pulse is speechless!"
"..." Xiaoya's eyes widened instantly, and she stood there dumbfounded.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 62 My pulse is speechless!
Generally speaking, when a celebrity guest encounters such a topic, he will make a funny doggerel casually to entertain the public and adjust the atmosphere. After all, the audience is also a fan of the star, so generally speaking, no matter how bad the star's poems are, they can They will happily support the pass and get this score.
But since Liu Yan called Su Ze for help, it was obvious that she wanted to take this problem seriously.
Su Ze looked at Liu Yan, Liu Yan put on a bitter face, folded her hands together and bowed to Su Ze, "It's all up to you..."
Su Ze scanned the points of the five ordinary players.
50, 60, 80, 70, 50…
Look at Liu Yan's points again... only a pitiful 20 points.
The gap is a bit big, and the task is a bit arduous. Su Ze looked at Xiaoya and asked, "How much is this question?"
"20!" Xiaoya smiled and stretched out two fingers.
20... Even if you get 20 points, it's still the last one!
Thinking of this, Su Ze couldn't help screaming: "Sister Xiaoya, the difficulty of this question is so high, only 20 points, which is unreasonable!"
"Ordinary questions, each question only has 10 points!" Xiaoya laughed.
"But the difficulty of this question is far more than that of two ordinary questions!" Su Ze argued.
Liu Yan also understood Su Ze's intentions, and quickly raised her hands and shouted: "Yes! I also protest, this is for making poetry, it's very difficult, okay, only 20 points is too little, at least... 30 points !"
Su Ze almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood. Big sister, I finally found a way to give you more points to get you out of the miserable position of being the last one, but you only shouted 10 more points!
"Not even 30 points! 40 points! At least 40 points are required to meet the difficulty of this question!" Su Ze shouted.
Liu Yan quickly agreed, "Yes! 40 points! Give us 40 points!"
"Impossible!" Xiaoya said with a smile: "There is no way to directly double the score, and bargaining in the market is not as easy as you do. This question is worth 20 points and cannot be changed!"
Su Ze still didn't give up, thought for a while, and said, "Can I do this? I'll write two songs, one with 20 points, and two with 40 points. How about it?"
Hearing Su Ze's words, Xiaoya was taken aback for a moment, then laughed and said, "Isn't it? You mean you can write two poems?"
"You first say whether you agree to this condition!"
"Okay..." Xiaoya nodded indifferently: "If you can write two poems in one go, I can give you 40 points, but first, it must be written by yourself, and second, it must be written within 5 minutes. Write it out, and third, I will strictly demand these two poems as the number one beauty graduate of the Chinese Department of Beijing University. If you are not qualified, I will not pass it... If you agree to these three conditions, I agree to give you 40 points."
Su Zebi made an "OK" gesture, "Okay, then it's settled!"
"You look very confident." Xiaoya smiled.
"That's right, I haven't used water in the shower since I was a child, just rub it!" Su Ze said proudly.
"Huh?" Everyone was taken aback for a moment. What does it mean that you don't need water for bathing since you were a child?
Seeing a group of blank eyes, Su Ze laughed: "Because I'm a wet person!"
"..." Xiaoya stroked her head and was speechless, "This joke is so cold..."
The audience roared with laughter. They really didn't expect Su Ze to have a sense of humor.
But because of this, many people also thought that Su Ze's next two poems must be the kind of funny doggerel made up by random.
As for the previous bargaining asking for 40 points, it was just for entertainment!
"Okay, two poems, the time limit is 5 minutes, the countdown begins!" Xiaoya stopped talking nonsense with Su Ze, and started the countdown directly.
Su Ze lowered his head and began to think silently.
All eyes were on Su Ze, and there were various guesses in their hearts.
"How long do you think it will take Brother Su to write his first poem?" Sun Siquan asked Song Haichuan.
"I guess..." Song Haichuan was about to express his opinion when he suddenly heard Su Ze's voice on the stage: "Yes!"
What the hell……
Song Haichuan's words were directly held back, brother, the countdown is less than ten seconds, okay, you figured it out?
This is poetry!
Brother Su, are you sure what you are going to say next is not a bad joke?
The faces of the audience showed the expressions of "as expected", Su Ze is here to be funny!
"Su Ze, come on!"
The only person who has full confidence in Su Ze is Liu Yan. Since she first came into contact with Su Ze, she has always believed that Su Ze has a kind of magical power, and she can't say exactly how it is. The feeling of trust, but when she encountered this problem, the first person he thought of was Su Ze.
Inexplicably, she felt that Su Ze could solve this problem.So when Su Ze shouted "Yes", Liu Yan didn't have any doubts in her heart, but was full of excitement and expectation.
"Really?" Xiaoya looked at Su Ze in surprise, "You're not kidding me!"
Liu Yan believed it, but it didn't mean she would believe it. The countdown started in less than ten seconds, and even if it was counted from the first time he saw the title, it was only a minute or two.
A poem was written in such a short period of time, she couldn't even imagine how rotten the poem would be.
Su Ze's strategy must be to write two random poems first, and then stalk and stalk her, begging her for 40 points!
Just when Xiaoya wanted to warn Su Ze not to try to break the previously negotiated rules by making trouble, Su Ze suddenly spoke.
"Like Altair, Jiaojiaohe Han girl."
"Touch the bare hands with slender hands, and touch the machine stick."
Ok?
Xiaoya who was about to speak was suddenly taken aback.
This……
It seems that I really started to write poetry?
Moreover, it seems to be the case!
With Xiaoya's dazed effort, Su Ze has already started to recite.
"I don't know what to do all day long, and weep like rain."
"The Milky Way is clear and shallow, how much is the difference?"
Xiaoya's eyes lit up. Although she said that the most beautiful graduate of the Chinese Department of Capital University was a joke, she did graduate from the Chinese Department of Capital University, and she also insisted on studying all these years as the host, and she also He has also published several books, and his literary quality is very high.
As soon as Su Ze said these two sentences, Xiaoya immediately understood that the next sentence was probably the most important one!
All the previous descriptions are just foreshadowing. Will the last sentence be the finishing touch, or will it accidentally ruin the whole poem?
Xiaoya looked at Su Ze in surprise and expectation, and Su Ze smiled slightly, and said the last two sentences: "The water is full, and the pulse is speechless!"
"..." Xiaoya's eyes widened instantly, and she stood there dumbfounded.
(End of this chapter)
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