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Chapter 14 The Great Immortal's True Temperament
Chapter 14 The Great Immortal's True Temperament
Hu Xiaopa only felt that his whole body was trembling along with the ground, but this kind of tremor was not quite like the kind of tremor during an earthquake, but a regular tremor, one after another, it made people panic.
"Daxian, what's the matter?" Compared to Hu Xiaopa's panic, Yuelao still sat on his wicker chair very calmly, shaking and shaking and shaking with the tremors.
"Don't panic, it's not an earthquake, it's a beggar." Yuelao pointed casually, and there was another wicker chair beside the wicker chair, "Little girl, since you can't stand still, sit down and swing with the old man." Shake!"
Hu Xiaopa's concentration was really not very good, if she stood like this and let it shake down, she would have to fall out, so she obeyed Yuelao's words and sat on the wicker chair next to Yuelao.
As soon as she sat down, Hu Xiaopa saw a pair of big feet appearing in her sight.Those feet were really unusually big, at least two feet long and one foot wide, and the space between the feet was completely covered with mud, as if they had just walked through a muddy swamp.
Who on earth has such big feet?Following the irrepressible curiosity, Hu Xiaopa slowly looked up along Dazuo's legs.
The two trousers are of different lengths, and there are a few innocuous holes from time to time.Well, the top is also ragged, as if it has not been washed or changed for tens of thousands of years.A black beard as thick as a bush, still full of cheeks!The nostril hairs in the nose have already grown out of the nostrils, sticky and connected with the beard.Further up, Hu Xiaopa met a pair of eyes.
What a pair of wretched eyes!Hu Xiaozi asked herself that in the past 100 years in the misty forest, she has seen many wretched monsters and ghosts, but it is the first time she has seen such wretched eyes and such wretched eyes.
"Roar!" Out of an instinctive sense of self-protection, Hu Xiaopa uttered a defensive roar at this man who looked more like a tramp than a beggar.
Unexpectedly, such a person would appear in such a gorgeous place as Tiangong, uh, wait a minute, this person is also a fairy, right?
Hu Xiaopa looked at the beggar-like tramp in front of him seriously again, and immediately denied his own thoughts.What a joke, if such a person can be a god, then she, Hu Xiaochi, must be a god!
"Hey, what did I think it was? It turned out to be a tiger girl." The homeless man was startled by Hu Xiaomo's malicious roar, but he smiled wretchedly after a while and opened his mouth.
I don't know why, although Hu Xiaopa thinks this person's smile is wretched, but he also thinks that he doesn't seem to have any malicious intentions.
"Barefoot, look at you, this sloppy look scares the little girl." Yuelao calmly said to the homeless man, as if they knew each other very well, "Little paste, this is Barefoot Immortal, other people just don’t look serious, you don’t have to be afraid.”
"Barefoot...Hello, Daxian!" After hesitating for a moment, Hu Xiaopa respectfully called out to the Daxian who didn't look like a Daxian at all.
The bare-footed fairy slumped down on the ground opposite Yuelao and Hu Xiaopa. While picking up his muddy feet, he replied, "Well, no need to be polite. She is the one from that day?" The latter sentence was naturally asked to Old Yue.
Yuelao nodded, then shook his head in distaste and said, "I mean bare feet, after all, today is also the day when the Queen Mother holds a feast of peaches, so why can't you change into a cleaner dress and tidy up your messy hair?"
"Hehe, Yuelao, it's not that you don't know me. I just look like this. Those beautiful clothes on you are really a kind of bondage to me. I really don't like it! Besides, I can pick my feet If you go to the Queen Mother’s Peach Banquet after you’re clean, you’ll already attach great importance to the Peach Banquet!” The barefoot immortal smiled carelessly, and casually threw down a huge clod of mud that had been dug out from between his feet, and lifted it up still. The dirty feet were showing off to Yue Lao.
Hu Xiaopa looked at this barefoot fairy now, although his behavior was somewhat informal, but he had quite a personality.I thought the flat peach banquet was a banquet that every god would pay attention to, but I didn't expect that there were really great immortals who didn't care about the flat peach banquet.
"Go! Go! Go! Pick your feet and go elsewhere, don't dirty my marriage hall!" Looking at the barefoot fairy with a look of disgust, Yue Lao wanted to drive the barefoot fairy away.
"Didn't you always say that the place where there is marriage in the Three Realms is the Marriage Hall! Then where I pick my feet is not in your Marriage Hall. Rather than doing this, it is better to come directly in front of you, and you can also pass by the way." Disgusting, disgusting, how nice you are!" The Barefoot Immortal threw down another large piece of mud, and spoke in a low voice, with a look of gloating.
"Ouch, little boy, you come to judge, this guy is so shameless and shameless in my marriage hall, it's my fault!" Yue Lao was so angry that he pointed his index finger at the barefoot fairy, and said nothing. Forget to ask Hu Xiaopa to uphold justice for him.
Hu Xiaopai looked at Yuelao, then at Barefoot Immortal, and said in a very embarrassed way, "Old Immortal Yue, you did say that the place where there is marriage is the Marriage Hall..."
"Hahahaha...Little Huniu, you are really sincere. Not bad, I like it!" Seeing Yuelao smoldering with anger, the Barefoot Immortal laughed happily, and gave Hu Xiaopa a thumbs up.
Looking at Yuelao guiltily, although Hu Xiaopa really wanted to say something to Yuelao in his heart, but what Barefoot Immortal said was indeed correct!
"Come on! Come on! Instead of letting you go elsewhere to disgust others, it's better to let you stay here and continue to disgust me! Anyway, after so many years, I'm used to your sloppy look!" Yue Lao didn't really get angry, just Looking helplessly at the barefooted immortal who was grinning ferociously, he shook his head.
Yuelao and Barefoot Immortal have been immortal friends for at least tens of thousands of years, and he has long been used to the dirty look of Barefoot Immortal.Besides, the job of the Barefoot Immortal is to cultivate the land, so it is impossible to keep him from getting all kinds of mud.
After picking up the mud from his feet, the Barefoot Immortal put his hand up to his nose and smelled it, and then looked at his hand with a look of disdain.
This self-contradictory action inexplicably hit the point of Hu Xiaomi's smile, Hu Xiaomi couldn't help laughing out loud looking at the barefooted fairy.My God, how can there be people who despise themselves in this world? It's so funny!
"Hey, little Huniu, are you laughing at me?" The barefoot fairy looked at Hu Xiaopa who was sitting on the wicker chair, covering his stomach and laughing so hard, he grinned, showing his yellow teeth, and asked her with a smile .
"Haha... Daxian, I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh at you, but I don't know why, but I think you are so funny! Hahahaha..." Hu Xiaopa couldn't help laughing , On the other hand, I felt in my heart that it was not good for her to laugh at a great fairy. It would be bad if she angered this barefoot fairy like the third son of the Li family!
"It's okay, it's okay, just laugh if you want! I like you barefoot who doesn't hide your emotions! It's true!" Seeing Hu Xiaopai laughing at him, the Barefoot Immortal not only didn't get angry, but even praised Hu Xiaopai Fan said, "Old man Yue, hurry up and bring out the good wine, I want to have a drink with this little tiger girl!"
Yuelao stood up, untied a big pot from the karma tree, and threw it to the Barefoot Immortal, "My last altar of peach blossoms is brewed here, save yourself a drink! Isn't today a peach feast? Why don't you go to the Queen Mother?" It's so uninteresting to ask for fine nectar and jade dew, but to come here to be greedy for my wine!"
The Barefoot Immortal took the jar, opened it three times, five times and two times, and started to drink. After drinking heavily, he wiped his mouth and continued: "It's not like you don't know that the fine nectar and jade dew from the Queen Mother's place are all drunk with a wine glass. No matter how good the taste is, it’s not as satisfying as you can drink here! And you don’t like drinking, such a good wine hangs on a tree, and you don’t know when it will fall down and smash it to pieces. Why don’t you let me drink it to your heart’s content.”
Now that Hu Xiaopai had stopped laughing, seeing the barefooted fairy drank all over his body, he felt that although this great fairy was so sloppy, he had a pretty good personality, so he couldn't help feeling fond of him.
"Come on, take a sip too! Let me tell you, although Yue Lao Lao Er's peach blossom wine is not as good as the Queen Mother's fine nectar, it is still a rare good wine!" The barefoot fairy said, and put the wine on the table. The jar was passed to Hu Xiaopa.
Hu Xiaopa smiled dryly and didn't answer it. Instead of drinking peach blossom wine, she was more willing to eat the sweet honey in the jar just now.The wine jar was snatched by Yuelao in mid-air, and he sealed the jar again.
"Little girl is only this young, do you want to get her drunk! Barefoot, don't drink any more today, we have to go to the Queen Mother's Pan Peach Festival, it's not good to be full of alcohol after drinking." Yuelao got up and hung the jar on the karma tree again, and slowly took down the jar full of honey, handed it to Hu Xiaopa, and said, "This one is more suitable for you, let me treat it as a meeting gift from this old man." !"
Once, a jar of honey was placed in front of Hu Xiaopa, but she didn't cherish it.When you lose it, you will regret it.The most painful thing in life is nothing more than this.If she was given a chance to do it again, she would definitely...
"Thank you Daxian!" Without the slightest hesitation, Hu Xiaopa hugged the honey jar in his arms, and thanked Yuelao with a bright smile.Where in this world can I find such good honey, such a good opportunity, she would be really stupid not to want it.
Seeing Hu Xiaozi smiling happily, Yuelao was also in a particularly good mood. He turned around and kicked the barefoot fairy who was still sitting on the ground picking his feet, and said, "It's getting late, and it's time for us to go to the Pantao Conference .”
The Barefoot Immortal stood up reluctantly, stroked his inseparable beard, and walked towards the Queen Mother Hall.
Second delivery~~
(End of this chapter)
Hu Xiaopa only felt that his whole body was trembling along with the ground, but this kind of tremor was not quite like the kind of tremor during an earthquake, but a regular tremor, one after another, it made people panic.
"Daxian, what's the matter?" Compared to Hu Xiaopa's panic, Yuelao still sat on his wicker chair very calmly, shaking and shaking and shaking with the tremors.
"Don't panic, it's not an earthquake, it's a beggar." Yuelao pointed casually, and there was another wicker chair beside the wicker chair, "Little girl, since you can't stand still, sit down and swing with the old man." Shake!"
Hu Xiaopa's concentration was really not very good, if she stood like this and let it shake down, she would have to fall out, so she obeyed Yuelao's words and sat on the wicker chair next to Yuelao.
As soon as she sat down, Hu Xiaopa saw a pair of big feet appearing in her sight.Those feet were really unusually big, at least two feet long and one foot wide, and the space between the feet was completely covered with mud, as if they had just walked through a muddy swamp.
Who on earth has such big feet?Following the irrepressible curiosity, Hu Xiaopa slowly looked up along Dazuo's legs.
The two trousers are of different lengths, and there are a few innocuous holes from time to time.Well, the top is also ragged, as if it has not been washed or changed for tens of thousands of years.A black beard as thick as a bush, still full of cheeks!The nostril hairs in the nose have already grown out of the nostrils, sticky and connected with the beard.Further up, Hu Xiaopa met a pair of eyes.
What a pair of wretched eyes!Hu Xiaozi asked herself that in the past 100 years in the misty forest, she has seen many wretched monsters and ghosts, but it is the first time she has seen such wretched eyes and such wretched eyes.
"Roar!" Out of an instinctive sense of self-protection, Hu Xiaopa uttered a defensive roar at this man who looked more like a tramp than a beggar.
Unexpectedly, such a person would appear in such a gorgeous place as Tiangong, uh, wait a minute, this person is also a fairy, right?
Hu Xiaopa looked at the beggar-like tramp in front of him seriously again, and immediately denied his own thoughts.What a joke, if such a person can be a god, then she, Hu Xiaochi, must be a god!
"Hey, what did I think it was? It turned out to be a tiger girl." The homeless man was startled by Hu Xiaomo's malicious roar, but he smiled wretchedly after a while and opened his mouth.
I don't know why, although Hu Xiaopa thinks this person's smile is wretched, but he also thinks that he doesn't seem to have any malicious intentions.
"Barefoot, look at you, this sloppy look scares the little girl." Yuelao calmly said to the homeless man, as if they knew each other very well, "Little paste, this is Barefoot Immortal, other people just don’t look serious, you don’t have to be afraid.”
"Barefoot...Hello, Daxian!" After hesitating for a moment, Hu Xiaopa respectfully called out to the Daxian who didn't look like a Daxian at all.
The bare-footed fairy slumped down on the ground opposite Yuelao and Hu Xiaopa. While picking up his muddy feet, he replied, "Well, no need to be polite. She is the one from that day?" The latter sentence was naturally asked to Old Yue.
Yuelao nodded, then shook his head in distaste and said, "I mean bare feet, after all, today is also the day when the Queen Mother holds a feast of peaches, so why can't you change into a cleaner dress and tidy up your messy hair?"
"Hehe, Yuelao, it's not that you don't know me. I just look like this. Those beautiful clothes on you are really a kind of bondage to me. I really don't like it! Besides, I can pick my feet If you go to the Queen Mother’s Peach Banquet after you’re clean, you’ll already attach great importance to the Peach Banquet!” The barefoot immortal smiled carelessly, and casually threw down a huge clod of mud that had been dug out from between his feet, and lifted it up still. The dirty feet were showing off to Yue Lao.
Hu Xiaopa looked at this barefoot fairy now, although his behavior was somewhat informal, but he had quite a personality.I thought the flat peach banquet was a banquet that every god would pay attention to, but I didn't expect that there were really great immortals who didn't care about the flat peach banquet.
"Go! Go! Go! Pick your feet and go elsewhere, don't dirty my marriage hall!" Looking at the barefoot fairy with a look of disgust, Yue Lao wanted to drive the barefoot fairy away.
"Didn't you always say that the place where there is marriage in the Three Realms is the Marriage Hall! Then where I pick my feet is not in your Marriage Hall. Rather than doing this, it is better to come directly in front of you, and you can also pass by the way." Disgusting, disgusting, how nice you are!" The Barefoot Immortal threw down another large piece of mud, and spoke in a low voice, with a look of gloating.
"Ouch, little boy, you come to judge, this guy is so shameless and shameless in my marriage hall, it's my fault!" Yue Lao was so angry that he pointed his index finger at the barefoot fairy, and said nothing. Forget to ask Hu Xiaopa to uphold justice for him.
Hu Xiaopai looked at Yuelao, then at Barefoot Immortal, and said in a very embarrassed way, "Old Immortal Yue, you did say that the place where there is marriage is the Marriage Hall..."
"Hahahaha...Little Huniu, you are really sincere. Not bad, I like it!" Seeing Yuelao smoldering with anger, the Barefoot Immortal laughed happily, and gave Hu Xiaopa a thumbs up.
Looking at Yuelao guiltily, although Hu Xiaopa really wanted to say something to Yuelao in his heart, but what Barefoot Immortal said was indeed correct!
"Come on! Come on! Instead of letting you go elsewhere to disgust others, it's better to let you stay here and continue to disgust me! Anyway, after so many years, I'm used to your sloppy look!" Yue Lao didn't really get angry, just Looking helplessly at the barefooted immortal who was grinning ferociously, he shook his head.
Yuelao and Barefoot Immortal have been immortal friends for at least tens of thousands of years, and he has long been used to the dirty look of Barefoot Immortal.Besides, the job of the Barefoot Immortal is to cultivate the land, so it is impossible to keep him from getting all kinds of mud.
After picking up the mud from his feet, the Barefoot Immortal put his hand up to his nose and smelled it, and then looked at his hand with a look of disdain.
This self-contradictory action inexplicably hit the point of Hu Xiaomi's smile, Hu Xiaomi couldn't help laughing out loud looking at the barefooted fairy.My God, how can there be people who despise themselves in this world? It's so funny!
"Hey, little Huniu, are you laughing at me?" The barefoot fairy looked at Hu Xiaopa who was sitting on the wicker chair, covering his stomach and laughing so hard, he grinned, showing his yellow teeth, and asked her with a smile .
"Haha... Daxian, I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh at you, but I don't know why, but I think you are so funny! Hahahaha..." Hu Xiaopa couldn't help laughing , On the other hand, I felt in my heart that it was not good for her to laugh at a great fairy. It would be bad if she angered this barefoot fairy like the third son of the Li family!
"It's okay, it's okay, just laugh if you want! I like you barefoot who doesn't hide your emotions! It's true!" Seeing Hu Xiaopai laughing at him, the Barefoot Immortal not only didn't get angry, but even praised Hu Xiaopai Fan said, "Old man Yue, hurry up and bring out the good wine, I want to have a drink with this little tiger girl!"
Yuelao stood up, untied a big pot from the karma tree, and threw it to the Barefoot Immortal, "My last altar of peach blossoms is brewed here, save yourself a drink! Isn't today a peach feast? Why don't you go to the Queen Mother?" It's so uninteresting to ask for fine nectar and jade dew, but to come here to be greedy for my wine!"
The Barefoot Immortal took the jar, opened it three times, five times and two times, and started to drink. After drinking heavily, he wiped his mouth and continued: "It's not like you don't know that the fine nectar and jade dew from the Queen Mother's place are all drunk with a wine glass. No matter how good the taste is, it’s not as satisfying as you can drink here! And you don’t like drinking, such a good wine hangs on a tree, and you don’t know when it will fall down and smash it to pieces. Why don’t you let me drink it to your heart’s content.”
Now that Hu Xiaopai had stopped laughing, seeing the barefooted fairy drank all over his body, he felt that although this great fairy was so sloppy, he had a pretty good personality, so he couldn't help feeling fond of him.
"Come on, take a sip too! Let me tell you, although Yue Lao Lao Er's peach blossom wine is not as good as the Queen Mother's fine nectar, it is still a rare good wine!" The barefoot fairy said, and put the wine on the table. The jar was passed to Hu Xiaopa.
Hu Xiaopa smiled dryly and didn't answer it. Instead of drinking peach blossom wine, she was more willing to eat the sweet honey in the jar just now.The wine jar was snatched by Yuelao in mid-air, and he sealed the jar again.
"Little girl is only this young, do you want to get her drunk! Barefoot, don't drink any more today, we have to go to the Queen Mother's Pan Peach Festival, it's not good to be full of alcohol after drinking." Yuelao got up and hung the jar on the karma tree again, and slowly took down the jar full of honey, handed it to Hu Xiaopa, and said, "This one is more suitable for you, let me treat it as a meeting gift from this old man." !"
Once, a jar of honey was placed in front of Hu Xiaopa, but she didn't cherish it.When you lose it, you will regret it.The most painful thing in life is nothing more than this.If she was given a chance to do it again, she would definitely...
"Thank you Daxian!" Without the slightest hesitation, Hu Xiaopa hugged the honey jar in his arms, and thanked Yuelao with a bright smile.Where in this world can I find such good honey, such a good opportunity, she would be really stupid not to want it.
Seeing Hu Xiaozi smiling happily, Yuelao was also in a particularly good mood. He turned around and kicked the barefoot fairy who was still sitting on the ground picking his feet, and said, "It's getting late, and it's time for us to go to the Pantao Conference .”
The Barefoot Immortal stood up reluctantly, stroked his inseparable beard, and walked towards the Queen Mother Hall.
Second delivery~~
(End of this chapter)
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