Back to Shangxian to enjoy the cool

Chapter 31

After the ruling of the commissioner Yutu, Hu Xiaopai pretended to be virtuous and virtuous in order to regain the favor of Chonghua Shangxian, but finally ended in failure.

"Why! Why did you judge me to fail! Didn't the Shangxian let me into the room to practice in the end! Why did I fail!" Hu Xiaopa was very dissatisfied with Yutu's ruling on this matter.

"Shangxian Chonghua didn't eat the fruit you gave me." Yutu said calmly with a calm expression.

"That's because I was hungry in the end, and Shangxian let me eat the fruit. Isn't it better than him eating the fruit himself!" It was a complete success, since she came to Penglai Xiandao, it was the first time that Chonghua Shangxian treated her so well.

"Chonghua Shangxian didn't eat the fruit you gave him." Yutu repeated, firming his position.The purpose of this action is to respect the virtuous and virtuous virtue of Hu Xiaopai, and then accept Hu Xiaopai's overtures, so of course Hu Xiaopai failed.

"But..." Hu Xiaopa wanted to say something to defend herself, but was interrupted by Yutu.

"Don't pursue the past. We don't have the right to waste time now. Don't you think it's more meaningful for us to save time and think about what to do next?" Jade Rabbit always stays in the Moon Palace After a long time, when dealing with these things, the thinking is clearer.

After being told by Yutu, Hu Xiaopai also calmed down, and no longer pursued whether yesterday's action was successful.The success of yesterday's action is not important, and the most important thing is to win Chonghua Shangxian in the end.

"Okay, let's skip it, so do you have any better ideas now than yesterday?" Hu Xiaoqi stabilized his emotions, thinking that she had no countermeasures, so she asked Yutu.

It is said that 'three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang'. Although they are not cobblers and there are only two of them, they are still half Zhuge Liang.

After yesterday's action, Yutu observed Chonghua Shangxian's performance secretly outside the door and concluded that although Chonghua Shangxian's expression improved in the end, this does not at all show how much Chonghua Shangxian likes Hu Xiao Mu, even, Yutu, who was peeking outside the door, only had a feeling that Chonghua Shangxian felt pity for Hu Xiaoqi for the harmonious scene yesterday.Hey, don't get me wrong, this kind of sympathy for Chonghua Shangxian is very common, similar to the sympathy that elder brothers have for younger sisters, the strong for the weak, and Young Master Qing Ge for all the women in the world, it is so common that it can no longer be common.Therefore, the information Jade Rabbit got was just that Chonghua Shangxian had a very common pity for Hu Xiaopai, but according to Chonghua Shangxian's indifferent personality, this kind of feeling is already affirmed to a large extent. However, Yutu still has no way to confirm the various assumptions it has in mind.

From this point of view, this kind of tepid action is not feasible, you have to use a 'ultimate move'!
"In my opinion, we must carry out a big plan!" After some thinking, Yutu said to Hu Xiaopa.

"Big plan? How big?" Hu Xiaopa looked at Yutu's exaggerated words, and he was even more confused. Could it be that Yutu wanted to...

After pondering for a while, Yutu finally raised her head and said to Hu Xiaopai: "I think, since your ultimate goal is to overthrow Shangxian, we don't have to do those things like scratching your shoes, just be straightforward and find a month On a dark night, throwing Shangxian down would be the end of the matter, it would save a lot of trouble, and it would definitely be a huge profit!"

Hu Xiaopai listened, and thought of what the tiger mother asked, and asked the jade rabbit hesitantly: "You mean, let me directly cook Chonghua Shangxian's raw rice into mature rice"?"

"That's right, there's nothing wrong, that's it. It seems that you still have some brains, ouch, not bad!" Yutu was very happy to see Hu Xiaopa answering the right answer. It's rare that this little girl is willing to take the initiative. It will be more effective if you press it later!
"Ah! You really asked me to throw Shangxian down!? Are you sure you're not joking?" Hu Xiaopa looked at Yutu in disbelief and asked. She just followed its train of thought just now, not saying that She can really throw Shangxian down!

Hu Xiaopai didn't take it seriously, but Yutu took it more seriously than real gold, "I'm not joking with you, and I don't have the international mood to joke with you. What I said above, below, and now are all very serious. It's about attitude. I really intend to make you throw yourself directly at Shangxian, this method should be more direct, quicker and more effective than any other method."

Seeing Yutu talking so seriously, Hu Xiaopa also listened seriously.

After listening, Hu Xiaopa only said softly, "I don't think I can do it, what should I do?"

Yutu, who was still talking at length just now, heard Hu Xiaopa's words, and felt that his blood was constantly surging, and he seemed to have a high blood pressure.As long as Hu Xiaopa said such a sentence, his long speech just now turned into a bunch of nonsense in an instant.

"Tell me what you said again!" Yutu only felt a little dizzy due to the blood rushing up, and said with one paw supporting his head and looking at Hu Xiaopai viciously.

"I said, I...seem to..." Seeing Yutu's reddened eyes, Hu Xiaopa still didn't dare to say any more.Ouch, I'm so good, Yutu is going to blow himself up!
"How dare you say that if you can't do it, I will die with you!" Yutu supported her head and sat down.Who is he racking his brains for?She actually said that she couldn't do it. Since she couldn't do it, why did she say things like taking down the Immortal before? Was she playing tricks on others?
Hu Xiaopa felt a little guilty for making Jade Rabbit angry like this.She doesn't want to be angry with it, but she really doesn't have any experience in throwing things down, so how can she throw down Chonghua Shangxian!

"Jade Rabbit, don't be angry. I'm not saying that I won't throw Shangxian down, but, I really don't know how to pounce, and I don't have the courage to throw down Chonghua Shangxian!" Hu Xiaopao said Lu said embarrassingly, throwing himself down is a technical task, she really has the heart but can't do anything about it!
After listening to Hu Xiaopai's explanation, Yutu's blood pressure finally dropped a little, and her mind was not as dizzy as before.

After a while, Yutu said to Hu Xiaopa: "You don't have to worry about this, I have seen how our Chang'e beauty threw men down, I can help you."

"Help me? How can you help me?" These days, can you lead a gang when you throw down a man?

"It's about throwing down a man. If you do it well, it's called temptation. I think when our fairy Chang'e seduces Mr. Wu Gang, it's nothing more than choosing a night when the moon is shining, and the two of them talk about life, talk about ideals, and then have a few small cups." After drinking, you will naturally meet your eyes, and next, it doesn’t matter who knocks anyone down.” Yutu recalled the success story of their Chang’e beauty, and suddenly gained confidence, regardless of whether you are a great fairy or a fairy , drunk all can be easily overthrown.

"Is it really that easy?" What Yutu said made Hu Xiaopa yearn for it. If it was as simple as it said, then it would really be the easiest and most effective way to throw Shangxian directly.

"Of course not! Temptation is about the 'four beauties'. The 'four beauties' refer to the beauty of scenery, the beauty of people, the beauty of the moon, and the beauty of wine. The beauty of scenery and the beauty of the moon refer to I think the environment of this Penglai Xiandao is really good; this person is beautiful, forget it, you are just like this, let it be; the wine is beautiful, we just want us to get a pot of good wine , it’s better to be able to get drunk. Don’t tell me, in such a huge Penglai fairy island, you can’t even find a pot of good wine!” Yutu said its plan, the most important thing is to There is wine, after three glasses of wine, the rest will become clouds.

liquor?Where is the wine?Hu Xiaozhe fell into deep thought, this jug of wine is related to her life-long event, she has to make a jug no matter what!

Ah, by the way, doesn't Mr. Qing Ge often drink alcohol? There must be alcohol in the place where he lives!Yes, there must be.

As if he had discovered a new continent, Hu Xiaopa stood up immediately, and excitedly said to Yutu, "I see, let's go to the house where Mr. Qing Ge lives, and there should be good wine there!"

Just doing what she said, Hu Xiaochi brought Yutu to Mr. Qing Ge's room in Penglai Xiandao, this was the first time she walked here voluntarily since she entered here by mistake last time.However, Mr. Zhuangmeng and Qingge are not here now, so Hu Xiaopa mustered up his courage, opened the door and walked in.

A bed, a couch, a table, a teapot, two tea bowls on the table, and two round stools beside the table, other than that, there is only a vase standing alone in the corner of the whole room Where.

In terms of furnishings, Mr. Qing Ge's room was never more than that of the Immortal Chong Hua, but Mr. Qing Ge's room was indeed a hundred times more gorgeous than that of the Immortal Chong Hua.

why?
Simple, because of the material.Let's take the table as an example. It is also a table. The table of Chonghua Shangxian is made of several pieces of rotten wood, while the table of Mr. Qingge is made of thousand-year-old sandalwood. The whole piece of wood is built, it is completely seamless!The so-called low-key luxury probably refers to the life of someone like Mr. Qing Ge!

Of course, what Hu Xiaopa is most concerned about at the moment is not the issue of luxury or not, but the issue of wine.Looking around, Hu Xiaopa did not find a flagon.Sigh, even Mr. Qing Ge doesn't have wine, so where is she going to find wine!

Hu Xiaopi was dejected, and was about to turn around and leave, but Yutu jumped off her shoulders and hopped to the vase in the corner.

"Come here, Xiaopai. I think this bottle is too awkward to put here. You can look around to see if there is any mystery." Yutu stood in front of the vase and waved to Hu Xiaopai.

Hu Xiaopai really listened to Yutu's words and walked to the side of the vase, and turned the vase three times left and three times right.

"Wow..." When Hu Xiaochi turned the vase to a certain position, a door really opened on the wall where Mr. Qing Ge couldn't see the gap.

(End of this chapter)