i'm really rich

Chapter 53
"Are you so kind?" Yu Pengcheng became even more suspicious.

He Yuan said unhappily: "You are still talking so much when I invite you to eat, will you come or not?"

"Come here, where are you?" Yu Pengcheng asked hurriedly.

"Come straight to my house."

"At your house? You wouldn't ask me to cook for you, would you?" Yu Pengcheng said.

"As far as your skills are concerned, you can't compare to mine. I'm afraid you'll have diarrhea."

"Damn it, have you forgotten how I used to shit and piss..."

"Go away, you're the only one who eats shit and feeds you, remember to come here early." He Yuan interrupted.

"What about Fatty? Is she coming?"

"She has to be on duty today, that's fine, I'll hang up." After He Yuan finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly.

In the evening, Yu Pengcheng arrived at He Yuan's house around six o'clock.

After parking the car, Yu Pengcheng looked at He Yuan with a constipated expression on his face: "Tell me, what do you want me to do."

He rolled up his sleeves, as if ready to go at any time.

He Yuan glanced at him, turned around and went to the gazebo, and continued to skewer skewers: "All the dishes are here, you can make whatever you want."

"Vegetables?" Yu Pengcheng followed He Yuan to the yard, looked at the gazebo that had just been built, and praised twice, "Tsk tsk" twice, "You live a very comfortable life, even the gazebo has been repaired."

"You're the one who talks a lot." He Yuan said without moving his hands slowly and without raising his head.

Yu Pengcheng didn't care either. When he lowered his head, he saw two big basins in front of He Yuan.

There are washed meat and vegetables inside, and a bamboo stick is placed next to it.

"It's really a barbecue, and I make it myself. Why are you so troublesome, just go out and eat."

"I'm tired of eating, it's the same taste after going back and forth. Take a look, the vegetables you buy at the vegetable market are all fresh." He Yuan skewered the meat skewers in his hand and put them aside.

"Still fresh? You, a kid who grew up in the city, do you know what is fresh?" Yu Pengcheng said, standing in front of the basin, took a bamboo stick and started working.

"Go wash your hands first." He Yuan said.

Yu Pengcheng scratched his head, and went to the pool as he said.

After washing his hands, Yu Pengcheng also started skewering meat.

He Yuan bought quite a lot of meat, but mainly beef and mutton.

And some pork belly.

He Yuan prepared some of the beef for the little guy.

He heard people say that cats eat beef is good for their health, and it is best to eat raw beef.

But the little guy was still young before, and his resistance was relatively weak.He Yuan was afraid of parasites on the raw beef, so he never fed it.

I heard that chicken breast is also good, but it needs to be cooked in advance, then shredded and mixed with cat food, which is troublesome.

As for those who buy salmon to feed cats, it is relatively high-end.

He Yuan once joined a cat group, and the owner of the group asked He Yuan how big the house was for the cats, and He Yuan was dumbfounded.

He Yuan said that he was a North drifter and kept cats in a rental house.

The group leader sneered after hearing this, saying that he couldn't even afford a house, so why would he keep a cat.

She also said that there are ten cats in her family, such as Siamese, American Shorthair, Ragdoll cats, and they hang out in the 120-square-meter loft every day.He also said that what kind of high-end cat food he feeds the cat every day, and the air-freighted salmon purchased from overseas costs more than [-] yuan a month.

In the end, he also said that poor people like He Yuan should not keep cats, it is simply abusing cats.

Then, He Yuan withdrew from the group.

Raising a cat is as complicated as she said, it's amazing to be rich.

Both He Yuan and Yu Pengcheng are carnivorous animals, and they basically order meat for barbecue.

However, in the past two years, after He Yuan started keeping in good health, besides eggplants, he would occasionally order some green leafy vegetables.

The two quickly put together a big pot of meat skewers. When Yu Pengcheng started to skewer chicken wings, He Yuan began to skewer them with juicy white radish and sliced ​​potatoes.

When it was almost done, He Yuan went to set up the grill.

First, carbon was added, and after the carbon was ignited, He Yuan fanned it with a fan.

Yu Pengcheng glanced at it, and said casually: "Why do you still use this thing, just get a battery stove in your own home."

"It doesn't taste that way when it's baked." He Yuan said.

"Pretentious, as long as you can eat it, why pay so much attention?"

"Since machines are so good, why do people prefer handicrafts?"

"Yeah, I also think they're out of their minds." Yu Pengcheng's straight male attributes were fully revealed.

"I really doubt how you found a girlfriend like this." He Yuan glanced at Yu Pengcheng and said.

"It means that she has a good eye, and she is ready to find a lover like me among thousands of coquettish sluts." Yu Pengcheng had a dirty face.

"I remember that you and your sister-in-law met on a blind date, right?" He Yuan said slowly.

Yu Pengcheng looked constipated.

"What's wrong with the blind date? Let me tell you, only reliable people go on blind dates these days. Those who don't go on blind dates like the ones who don't know how many boyfriends and girlfriends they have had!" Yu Pengcheng jumped a little.

He Yuan: "Hehe."

After the fire was finished, He Yuan wiped his sore eyes.

Some things are easy when you watch others do them, but difficult when it's your turn.

Just like lighting a fire here, the steps are simple.But just standing by the stove, the fire, the smoke, rushing straight into the eyes and nose, He Yuan was choked.

Yu Pengcheng gloated at the side: "I said it a long time ago, why bother so much, how nice it is to go out and eat."

He Yuan rolled his eyes at him.

Put the skewered meat skewers on the grill, and He Yuan started to grill the meat.

When I was young, my father had a friend who sold barbecue near his house.

At that time, my father often went there to sit and sit, and He Yuan played on the sidelines.Sometimes I am curious about the grill, and I take two skewers and put them on the grill.

When I grow up, I don't have such a heavy curiosity anymore.

Yu Pengcheng also took a bunch of skewers and grilled them on the other side.

While roasting, Yu Pengcheng suddenly said, "How are you and Xiaopang?"

He Yuan paused for a moment, and then looked nonchalant.

"It's okay, it feels okay, what do you want to ask?"

"No, it's nothing." Yu Pengcheng hesitated for a moment, then shook his head.

"Tell me, what's the matter?" He Yuan continued to bow his head to grill the skewers.

Yu Pengcheng will not lie.

He is a person who can't hide his words. If he has something to say, he must say it to feel comfortable.

"It's really fine." Yu Pengcheng lowered his head and said suddenly, "I've finished roasting here."

He Yuan poked his head over to take a look, the skin was slightly scorched, it should be ripe.

After grilling a plate of meat skewers and half a plate of vegetables, the two of them put the dishes on the side table and started eating.

"What do you want to drink, liquor? Beer? Forget it, you want to drive, so let's have a drink." He Yuan said.

"Is there any herbal tea?" Yu Pengcheng asked.

"When did you start drinking that stuff?" He Yuan asked casually as he walked into the kitchen.

"Juice is fine, or plain water." Yu Pengcheng shouted outside.

"None, only Coke." He Yuan took out two cans of Coke from the refrigerator.

"Why do you still drink this stuff? Drinking too much of this stuff is not good, it kills sperm." Yu Pengcheng looked disgusted.

He Yuan put the cola on the table, opened a can casually, and the carbonated drink frozen into smoothie flowed into his stomach, and He Yuan burped comfortably.

"What do I want that thing for? It's useless." He Yuan put down the Coke while picking up a skewer of meat.

"Aren't you chubby?" Yu Pengcheng also picked up a bunch of meat and put it in his mouth, without raising his head.

He Yuan paused for a moment, and said after a while: "Eat vegetables, eat vegetables."

As he spoke, he took another sip of Coke, um, it was so refreshing.

After eating a few skewers, He Yuan felt a little overwhelmed, so he lit a cigarette.

Yu Pengcheng put down his signature with some unsatisfied intentions, picked up the toilet paper beside him and wiped his hands: "The baking is not bad, it seems that my craftsmanship has not deteriorated."

"How about it, feel comfortable." He Yuan said with a smile.

Yu Pengcheng gave a thumbs up.

"It's still comfortable to eat at home. It tastes good and the portion is sufficient. What is there outside? The quantity is not enough. A bunch is only a small amount, and it will disappear after one bite. It's really expensive." He Yuan sighed with emotion. .

Before he ordered barbecue in the county town, five skewers of mutton, three skewers of beef, two chicken wings, two skewers of potatoes and leeks, plus one grilled eggplant, it cost more than 60.

I think back when He Yuan was in junior high school, his family would order barbecue for supper from time to time. Twenty skewers of beef and twenty skewers of mutton cost only twenty yuan in total.

"Everything is expensive these days. It's expensive. The key is that it's not delicious. I don't eat out much now. The meat is tasteless, and I can't tell the difference between pork and mutton. Now I'm at home. Eat, make it yourself." Yu Pengcheng said.

"Yes, the meat is really inedible now. When I was at the company, I didn't want to eat at noon, and I didn't know what to eat. I ordered a few times before, and I ordered boiled pork slices, but the meat tasted slippery. , It doesn’t look like pork at all, I almost vomited. I asked later and realized that it might be chicken. Is he crazy to use chicken to make boiled pork slices?”

Thinking of this incident, He Yuan still had resentment in his heart.

For a while, he always thought he was eating synthetic meat.

Every time I eat, I always have a very strange feeling.

He Yuan didn't dare to order takeaway for a long time.

"Chicken is cheaper than pork. People these days only care about money and don't even think about how to make things well." Yu Pengcheng habitually wanted to get a Coke, but after hesitating for a while, he said, "Do you have water here?" , I'd better drink water."

"What's the matter, are you afraid of gaining weight?" He Yuan glanced at him and said.

"More than 170, Xiaoman said, if it grows longer, I will be put on a diet." Yu Pengcheng sighed.

He Yuan is happy.

"What's the matter, sister-in-law is not satisfied with your weight?"

"What else can I do? Say that I am too heavy. Why do I work on the Internet and face the computer all day, and I am exposed to all kinds of radiation, so I have a high chance of getting cancer in the future. Also say that I sit in an office all day, and I don't like it. Exercise, high blood pressure, fatty liver, etc. will be troublesome in the future." Yu Pengcheng said.

"She's also doing it for your own good. You really should lose your weight."

"If I can lose weight, can I not lose weight? It's still a physical problem. I'm gaining weight even if I drink cold water."

"Come on, I've seen your photo. You were only 110 when you were in middle school." He Yuan exposed his scars mercilessly.

(End of this chapter)