Daluo Jinxian in the city

Chapter 1 Immortal Exam
August 31, [-], Zhonghai City, Feiye College, the day for students to register.

In a bright classroom, tables and chairs are neatly arranged, and the teacher invigilates the exam standing on the podium. Apart from the rustling of writing, you can hardly hear anything around. I looked a little angry because the topic on it was: Student Information Questionnaire.

Damn, who asked you grandsons to investigate the ancestors, no big or small!Ye Fei cursed inwardly.

It's no wonder Ye Fei is angry. A few days ago, he was still a super powerful Da Luo Jinxian who had cultivated for thousands of years, but now he had to hold a 2B pencil and take the school's preliminary examination. , you have to fill out the form first.

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Name: Ye Fei.

Age: More than 2000 years old, my ancestors can't remember clearly.

I really can't remember how old Daluo Jinxian Ye Fei is. He only remembers that he was born in the Lu State in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States Periods. He has lived for about 2000 years. Because of this, the appearance has always been a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy with a crew-shaven, ordinary-looking boy.

Since Ye Fei has lived for thousands of years, all mortals, no matter how old they are, in his eyes are just grandsons who have lived for countless generations. Now that the grandson wants to investigate the ancestor, the ancestor is of course not happy.

Gender: Can't you grandkids see it?
Of course they are pure men. To Ye Fei's ancestors, these grandchildren are really rude.

Height: The ancestors were too lazy to measure.

What do you want height for? Immortals care about strength rather than height. Ye Fei has never measured it.

Weight: as much as my ancestor wanted.

Among Ye Fei's unique skills "Great King Kong Jue", there is a method called heavy body art, which can adjust the weight of his body at will, so Ye Fei can weigh as much as he wants.

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The weather is good, the sun shines through the glass windows of the classroom, and shines warmly on people's bodies. On such a sunny day, what can you do, but Da Luo Jinxian Ye Fei wants to come here to be a high school student. As for the reason, I have to start again. rise.

More than 2000 years ago, Ye Fei was born in the State of Lu during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. He was originally just a mortal. When he was 16 years old, by chance, an immortal named Immortal Tianzun discovered him while traveling in the clouds, and was amazed by Ye Fei. Fei's fairy bloodline accepted him as a disciple, and taught Ye Fei a practice method called Dali Vajra Jue all the way, let Ye Fei practice hard, and told him that one day he would be able to ascend to the fairy world and live forever.

How many people in the world yearn for longevity and immortality, but how many people can achieve it in the end, even if they are emperors and generals, with power for a while, glory and wealth, will not all of them become a pile of bones after a hundred years?
For Ye Fei, this is a rare encounter, the teacher's kindness is more important than the mountain, Ye Fei is very grateful, and vowed to repay the master.

One month later, Immortal Heavenly Venerable left, and before leaving, the master and apprentice made an appointment to see each other again in the fairy world.From then on, flying to the fairyland to see the master became the motivation and goal of Ye Fei's practice.

After that, Ye Fei came to the Laoshan Mountain in the East China Sea, practicing and practicing non-stop. Ye Fei is worthy of being a cultivation genius, and his cultivation speed is amazing. In 200 years, he has been very powerful from refining qi, building foundation... all the way After reaching the peak stage of ascension, one can immediately trigger a catastrophe and begin to ascend.

But there was an accident in the following things, all kinds of catastrophes did not appear, and there was no sign of ascension around Ye Fei.

Just when Ye Fei didn't understand, a fairy official from the fairy world suddenly descended from the sky, came to Ye Fei, and told Ye Fei that he was the fairy official in charge of ascension from the fairy world.

The fairy official told Ye Fei that he can't ascend now, and if he wants to ascend to the fairy world, he doesn't have to be strong enough, but he must end his karma in order to trigger a catastrophe.

The world is gone?What kind of nonsense is this!

However, under the repeated reminders of the immortal officials, Ye Fei remembered that during the previous 200 years of cultivation, he came to the world once out of boredom, and then in the midst of drunkenness by mistake, he had an impulsive relationship with him. A woman did something ridiculous.

Although that incident was voluntary by the woman, and the two went their separate ways afterwards, the fairy official told Ye Fei that the woman gave birth to a child who was Ye Fei's seed, and this child, like Ye Fei, had a fairy spirit. blood.

The fairy bloodline is a very special kind of bloodline, which is very rare in the entire fairy world. Once the owner of the bloodline cultivates immortality, the speed will be super fast, so fast that ordinary immortals can't keep up with it, but it is also very special. The owner, regardless of gender, has an offspring with the opposite sex. Even if they want to have more children, they can't do it at all. People with fairy blood will not have any brothers and sisters. This is the case for Ye Fei, and so is Ye Fei's offspring who stayed in the world. so.

Since fairy bloodlines are very rare in the entire fairyland, and the speed of cultivation is super fast, most of the owners are high-ranking gods. The regulations of the fairyland stipulate that people with such bloodlines must never stay in the human world. Entering the fairyland, so Ye Fei must find a way to solve this matter before he can ascend to the fairyland.

The way to do it, simply put, is that Ye Fei needs to find his single descendant, train him to become a fairy, and ascend together with him, so that he can enter the fairy world and see his master again.

It turned out that this is the case, Ye Fei finally understood, in order to meet with Master earlier, so Ye Fei went down the mountain again and began to look for his descendants.

Originally, Ye Fei was very confident in finding someone, because he had only had this kind of relationship with this one woman, so no matter how many generations his fairy blood had been passed down, it was only a single pass, so it would not be difficult to find him.

Who knows that things are not as simple as Ye Fei thought, this process is extremely difficult, he spent thousands of years, went down the mountain countless times, and used various methods to search, but still did not find any trace of his descendants. This greatly exceeded Ye Fei's expectations.

In the first 700 years, although Ye Fei failed repeatedly, he still held hope and was full of confidence. In the next 700 years, Ye Fei gradually became disappointed and doubted the possibility of finding it by himself in the vast sea of ​​people. In the last 700 years, Ye Fei's hope was shattered. , then he began to give up on himself, and every time he went down the mountain, the time interval became longer and longer, until the last time he went down the mountain was in the Qing Dynasty, which was more than 200 years ago.

This time, Ye Fei was finally disheartened, and simply accepted a few registered disciples in the world, and gave them the message talisman, and entrusted them with the task of finding descendants, and returned to Laoshan by himself to cultivate live.

Another 200 years have passed, and there is still no news from the world. Ye Fei is completely desperate and has completely given up his efforts. No matter who it is, 2000 years of searching without results is enough to despair, even Da Luo Jinxian is no exception.

Let me just say that during these two thousand years, although Ye Fei did not find his descendants, he never gave up his cultivation. He continued to practice while looking for his descendants.

The practice in 2000 has made him extremely powerful. Let's put it this way, Ye Fei is now a living land golden fairy, a person who stands at the pinnacle of human strength, and those so-called strong men in the world, in his eyes, are all Like ants.

Just when Ye Fei was in despair, things suddenly turned around. Just a few days ago, a registered disciple of Ye Fei who stayed in the world 200 years ago suddenly sent a message talisman to Ye Fei who was practicing in Laoshan, saying Finally found his descendant.

After Ye Fei heard the news, he was ecstatic, and immediately went down the mountain at the fastest speed. After 200 years, he came to his disciple again.

From this disciple, Ye Fei learned that his direct descendant was named Ye Qing, whose parents passed away at an early age and grew up in an orphanage. He is 16 years old this year and has just graduated from junior high school.

So Ye Fei acted immediately, and found his direct descendant as quickly as possible, and showed him the identity of his ancestor, and wanted to train him to become a fairy as soon as possible, so that he could ascend to see his master, but he didn't know that the other party treated him He didn't believe what he said at all, and treated him as a lunatic very impatiently, and even kicked him out in the end, which made Ye Fei feel very depressed.

Thinking about it, even if anyone meets a guy who claims to be his ancestor, he probably won't believe it. Besides, he has been his descendant for [-] or [-] generations, so it's normal not to know him. To show him the strength of his ancestors by using some golden fairy methods, such as the supernatural power of flying him around, but thinking that the other party is his descendant after all, Ye Fei will not do it. If you accidentally hurt him or frightened him, things will be even more difficult in the future.

After all, when he showed his supernatural powers in front of mortals, those mortals were scared out of their wits at first.

When Ye Fei was in a difficult situation, Ye Fei's unnamed disciple gave Ye Fei an idea. It is better to find a way to arrange his offspring to study in a high school, and then Ye Fei enters this school and becomes a classmate with him. Get along day and night, strive to cultivate feelings, and then think of ideas to slowly persuade the other party to accept Ye Fei's identity, and finally cultivate him into a fairy.

Since Ye Fei is already a few years old, but he still looks like a boy of sixteen or seventeen, and there is nothing unusual about being a student in school, so this idea makes sense.

Although this method was a bit convoluted and did not suit Ye Fei's personality, Ye Fei finally agreed, because his thick-lined personality simply couldn't think of any other way.

Ever since, Da Luo Jinxian Ye Fei became a freshman in the first division of Feiye College this year, and the scene that happened just now happened.

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Place of residence: school dormitory.

Ye Fei came to the school to cultivate a relationship with his descendants, so naturally he wanted to live with him at the school.

Mobile phone: They say it's Apple's.

Although Ye Fei has not been in the human world for a long time, his disciple gave him a mobile phone for the convenience of communicating with him. After Ye Fei learned it, he felt that it was easier to use than his own communication talisman, and he was very satisfied.

It’s just that the name of the phone feels weird to Ye Fei. His disciples said it’s called Apple Love the Wind, and there’s a picture of a bitten apple on the back. Ye Fei doesn’t understand how an apple will die if it’s blown by the wind.

E-mail: I don't know what it is.

Although he has lived for thousands of years, it has been more than 200 years since Ye Fei came down to the human world last time. Ye Fei has never even seen a computer, and it is normal for him not to know about emails.

Hobbies: drinking.

Although Daluo Jinxian Ye Fei is good at wine, he does not drink much, gets drunk easily, and has extremely poor self-control after drunk. In this regard, the descendant he left in the world back then is proof.

Specialties: Strong body and great strength.

Although Ye Fei has not ascended, he has already reached a very high level of practicing "Great King Kong Jue". His body is strong enough to be invulnerable to swords and guns, and his strength is strong enough to move mountains with his hands. In these two aspects, even compared with the immortals in the fairy world, he is rare. opponent.

What kind of rewards have I received: It seems that several emperors have built temples for me.

It is not so much a reward as an offering.

In the long time of thousands of years of practice, Ye Fei came to the world several times in order to find his descendants, and he couldn't help but do some things to help each other in the face of injustice. Later, the emperors of various dynasties came to Laoshan to visit the immortals and built a temple for Ye Fei. Today, Laoshan has become a famous mountain full of Taoist temples.

Parents' names: Don't know.

Ye Fei was an orphan since he was a child, and he didn't know who his parents were. Before he met his master, he was brought up by an old farmer in the country of Lu in the Spring and Autumn Period.

Contact information at home: ask Xiao Lizi.

Xiao Lizi is the registered disciple Ye Fei took down the mountain last time. He has lived from the Qing Dynasty to today, and he is more than 200 years old. In the world, he is also a figure of his grandfather's generation, but in Ye Fei's eyes, he is still a child back then. Ye Qing, Ye Fei's descendant, is his credit.

After filling out the form here, Ye Fei was already impatient, but fortunately he finally finished filling it out, and the preliminary test was about to begin, which made Ye Fei finally hold back.

This test is a basic knowledge assessment conducted by the high school department of Feiye College for the newly enrolled freshmen. The scope of the examination includes the knowledge points of various subjects from elementary school to junior high school. The knowledge base of freshmen, and Ye Fei is one of these freshmen.

Algebra test, half an hour later.

Fill in the blank, the first question.

The solution of the equation 4x=3x－1 is x=?

Second question.

若2x=4/3与3(x+a)=a－5x有相同的解，那么a－1=?
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Damn, what kind of talismans are these, are they used to pray to gods and worship Buddha? That's not the case with praying to gods!

Da Luo Jinxian Ye Fei couldn't understand these modern mathematical symbols, and a black line suddenly appeared on his forehead.

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Application questions, the second question.

There are three water pipes A, B, and C in a pool. It takes 6 hours to fill pipe A alone, 8 hours to fill pipe B alone, and 12 hours to empty the water in the pool when pipe C is opened alone. Now, Xiao Ming first opens pipes A and B for 2 hours Open pipe C again, ask Xiao Ming how long can the pool be filled after opening pipe C?
Why do you let the pool fill with water and release water at the same time, you grandchildren are sick!

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Fifth question.

A starts from A, and B starts from B. The two walk towards each other, and Xiao Ming runs back and forth between the two. When it touches A, it turns to B, and when it touches B, it turns to A again. When people meet, it is known that there is 5000 meters between A and B. How many meters did Xiao Ming run in the 20 minutes from departure to meeting?

Why let Xiao Ming run around like this, pervert!
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Xiao Ming goes to school by bicycle, first downhill, then uphill, and finally flat. On this section of the road, the relationship between the distance s traveled by Xiaoming and the time t is shown in Figure [-]. According to the diagram, answer the following questions .

(1)...(2)...

Why is it Xiao Ming again!

Ancestor Ye Fei finally understood that it wasn't that Xiao Ming was abnormal, but that you grandsons like to torment Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming, if I have the opportunity to meet you, my ancestors will definitely express their anger for you. Save this group of grandchildren from bullying you all the time, and the jealous Da Luo Jinxian began to fight against injustice.

Although the previous question repeatedly angered Ye Fei, Ye Fei still tried his best to control his emotions. After all, his ancestors came here to have serious business to do. If he wanted his descendant Ye Qing to accept his ancestor's identity, how could he? You have to pass the exam first.

Only two hours later, looking at the examination papers of the history questions, Daluo Jinxian Ye Fei finally could no longer restrain his anger, and stood up from his seat unbearably.

Grandma, has the Eight-Power Allied Forces invaded China yet?
Tangtang Zhonghua is actually bullied by foreign devils!

You grandsons signed the unequal treaty, and you actually asked how much your ancestors paid for it!
Tore up the examination paper, clenched it into a ball and threw it on the ground. Ye Fei angrily left his seat and was about to leave the examination room.

"Student, the exam is not over yet, you can't leave." The teacher who was invigilating the exam noticed that a student had a tendency to run away, pointed at him immediately, and said very sternly.

How dare you point fingers at your ancestors!Ye Fei was suddenly angry.

Thousands of years of practice, with the strength of Ye Fei's Daluo Jinxian, people who have seen his supernatural powers all knelt on the ground and worshiped him, and they didn't even dare to look at him more.

He grabbed the invigilator by the collar, lifted him aside, and threw him aside, the invigilator fell to the bottom of the wall, and then Ye Fei kicked open the door of the classroom, and strode away.

This is Ye Fei's mercy, even if he is thrown into outer space, it is not difficult for Da Luo Jinxian.

This kid is so cool, so cool!
Behind him, a group of first-year high school freshmen raised their heads and looked at Ye Fei's back as he left gracefully, with either surprise or envy in their eyes.

(End of this chapter)