Daluo Jinxian in the city

Chapter 10 Xian Ai Sleeps Without Cover
After a short 10-minute break, the second class was physics. The physics teacher, surnamed Huang, was called Huang Shufen. She was a short, fat, middle-aged woman with curly hair on her head. During the lectures, she held a chalk in one hand and a pointer in the other, and she was quite majestic. Just 10 minutes into the class, some students nicknamed her the old woman with two guns.

Ye Fei still fell asleep after hearing it, and this lesson was even more inexplicable to Da Luo Jinxian.

What kind of mass point and coordinate system, what formula of kinematics, if they know that their ancestors can fly in the sky, they don't know what formula they will use to explain it.

Also, isn’t it nonsense that Newton invented the three laws of mechanics after being hit by an apple?Ye Fei thought to himself, if apples are so easy to use, my ancestors would hit you with apples every day to see how many laws you can invent.

Needless to say, Ye Fei quickly fell asleep again, and when he woke up, he found that there was another red mark on Ye Qing's forehead. He looked at himself in astonishment, showing a look of incomparable surprise, while Ye Qing looked at his own face, as if he had seen a ghost.

Why is there a red dot on Ye Qing's head when I sleep?Ye Fei couldn't help being a little puzzled.

Just seeing Ye Qing's unkind expression, I guess my ancestor would not get any good looks even if he asked, why bother to find it boring, so he simply didn't open his mouth.

With the lesson learned from the first break, Zhao Gang just looked at Ye Fei fiercely from afar, but couldn't come over. The bumpkin ignored him three times in a row, and his self-confidence was hit. Mu Xue was afraid that he would have nightmares when he went back to sleep at night.

The third class is Chinese. Originally, Ye Qing should be interested in this class, because the only thing he has some basics is this. In the past 2000 years, he has been exposed to various ancient characters, and he also has a little foundation in poetry. listen in.

But what Ye Fei didn't expect was that the teacher in this class would first review the previous grammar knowledge when he opened his mouth. He was full of subject, predicate and object, making up for it in a fixed way, which made Ye Fei feel like a black line in his head, so he continued to sleep.

But this time, Ye Fei paid attention to it, and retained a little consciousness while sleeping, because Ye Qing's reaction before made him very strange, only then did he discover that the reason for the red dot on Ye Qing's forehead was the chalk tip thrown by the teacher , but Ye Fei was not angry when he saw this scene, but became happy instead.

As far as the ancestor is concerned, Ye Qing, the little grandson, is very disrespectful to him anyway. Not only does he not believe in himself, but he also regards himself as a mental illness. It doesn't matter, it can't bear any serious injuries.

So this time, although Ye Qing tried every means to avoid it, he was hit on the head accurately, and the area of ​​the red spot was several times larger than before. This time, it was purely the intention of Ye Fei's ancestor Yes, what kind of skill is Da Luo Jinxian, using his own body protection magic skill to guide him, and a small chalk tip to point and hit, with perfect accuracy, the ancestor finally decided to punish his disobedient grandson.

Several students around were completely speechless seeing this scene, while Ye Qing wanted to jump off the building in grief and indignation. Mu Xue, who was very dissatisfied at first, couldn't help but secretly laughed when she saw this scene, and instead made Ye Fei ignore it before. The resentment has subsided for a little while.

The last class in the morning was the legendary British history. Ye Fei found out that this was the class of teacher Zheng Lin, the head teacher, and planned to give her some face.

After all, after sleeping for three classes, Ye Fei is also a little awake at this time, thinking about exercising his muscles and bones, but when Teacher Zheng Lin opened his mouth, it was a dog's cat, and the students also responded with a dog's cat, which immediately made Ye Fei wrinkle Frowning, this cat, cat and dog, what is there to learn, not to mention it is unreasonable, who said that with a dog, the cat will be at peace, what kind of nonsense is this?
There are also good belly oil belly, hair, three grams of oil, what are these?
Thief, buy Buddha, Tekla, die... Such a beautiful little girl, why is she talking about death? It's really unlucky, Ye Fei frowned and thought.

As soon as Teacher Zheng Lin wrote it, the blackboard was filled with ghostly symbols, which were similar to algebra.

birdsong!Ye Fei was suddenly bored.

Ye Qing looked at Ye Fei as if he was looking at a ghost, and said to himself, boy, do you still want to sleep?Really ruthless!

Seeing Ye Qing's expression, Ye Fei began to understand that sleeping in class is not good after all, so he flipped through the English textbook his apprentice had prepared for him.

Da Luo Jinxian Ye Fei didn't know what English was at first, and thought it was some high-level language. He flipped through the materials attached to the textbook and found that it was the language of a small country in Europe, which made him furious.

In Ye Fei's eyes, China is the world's most ancient civilization, with a long history and a long history of culture. Those other countries are just uncivilized and barbarian small countries, and even those countries' entire history of civilization are not as old as their ancestors, who started to practice. At that time, the people in those countries were still bare-bottomed monkeys, and they should learn Chinese if they want to learn it. Now it is a shame to ask my ancestors to learn their language.

Ye Fei's ancestor was so angry that he thought about not taking this class at all, but after thinking about it, after all, it was his first day at school. If he couldn't last a day of class, how would his ancestor teach him in the future? Ye Qing, failing like this would be embarrassing in front of his disciples, so he endured and stayed, but made up his mind not to learn the language of this small barbarian country, and once again passed the time by sleeping.

Here Ye Fei made up his mind not to study, while Zheng Lin, the homeroom teacher over there, had already obtained Ye Fei's performance in the first three classes from the teacher, and thought that Ye Fei's student problem might not be small, and it would be very difficult to solve it in a short time. Difficulty, the so-called restraint and patience, I can’t eat hot tofu in a hurry, so when I saw Ye Fei sleeping, I didn’t directly control it, and said silently, “In the future, everyone can sleep in my class, but you must cover yourself with a quilt, otherwise If you catch a cold, you'll be fine."

Amidst the roar of laughter, the classmates looked at Ye Fei one after another.

The ancestor Ye Fei also noticed that the eyes of the students were a little strange, but he didn't bother to pay attention to them. He was free and used to doing whatever he wanted, so why would he care about the eyes of ordinary people? He just thought that this beautiful teacher was too understanding. Knowing that I don't like to learn these barbarian languages, I let myself sleep so that I can sleep more peacefully, so I closed my eyes and fell asleep again.

Fortunately, this time Teacher Zheng Lin didn't use the chalk head magical skill, so Ye Qing was very fortunate to have escaped, otherwise, with three bags on his head all morning, Ye Qing would definitely hit the wall in grief and indignation.

As soon as I fell asleep, the red sun was on my head and the breeze was blowing.

When the long bell rang for the last class in the morning, Ye Fei was still in a daze, turned his head to look at Ye Qing, and found that he finally didn't get hit again, but he was like a starving ghost Ye Fei just shrugged his shoulders, stood up from his seat, and followed him to the outside of the classroom.

(End of this chapter)