Crush the Three Kingdoms with Cards

Chapter 108 Entering the palace to face the saint (please ask for a ticket, please read...(ㄒoㄒ)~~)

In June of 186 A.D., Mulin Yiying of Yizhou Prefecture was called back to the court and entered the palace to face the saint.At this time, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were all in the palace, attacking and annihilating all of them, which made Hanling Emperor Liu Hong feel a great pain in his heart and brain, and he had the urge to throw the table and beat people.

"Your Majesty, Lord Mulin of Yizhou is already waiting for your order outside the palace. Please summon him!" A eunuch hurried in and said to the emperor, "Your Majesty! Lord Mulin of Yizhou is waiting for your order outside the palace."

Han Lingdi's heart widened, his face was joyful, and he couldn't help saying: "Quickly announce Yizhou Mu, don't stay!"

"No! The villain will leave." The summoning eunuch bowed his head and hurriedly responded.

Seeing the summoning eunuch turn around and leave, Hanling Emperor Liu Hong was very happy, and secretly said: "This Yizhou shepherd has finally come. In this way, these sour people don't have to pester me anymore. I can finally be clean It's clean and comfortable, and it's lively again.”

The emperor thought so, but Zhang Rang's heart was suffering.His facial features, that is, eyes, nose, mouth, etc. are all glued together, like a doll made of clay with an exaggerated expression, and he secretly cried out: "Lin Yi! Lin Yi! My Master Yizhou Shepherd! Why are you so hasty when you enter the court? You don’t know how to communicate with our family first. This is great. Not only will you be accused, but your family will also be implicated. You really are a friend, no! Pig friend! Why didn't our family discover this guy before, it's so unbearable."

From Zhang Rang's point of view, Lin Yi came alone, which is more than auspicious.Hey!Zhang Rang was very anxious and angry at the moment.If it weren't for the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, Zhang Rang would have picked up pearls as marbles and smashed the people around him to death!

Although Zhang Rang's facial features often stick together, people can't detect his mood.But the "Ten Attendants" who were with him, especially Zhao Zhong, who was the leader of the "Ten Attendants" with him, saw his appearance, and his heart was overjoyed, and he smiled secretly: "Zhang Rang, Zhang Rang, you have today too. Don't worry, our family will take care of those pretty concubines you have taken in for you!"

This is strange!Are the eunuchs still concubines?There are records of eunuchs marrying and seizing wives in ancient times, and it can be said that history is endless.Of course, eunuchs marrying wives does not mean that they will be able to have a normal sex life, the main thing is to live in face.Moreover, this eunuch also has a man's sexual consciousness, and of course has corresponding sexual requirements.Let's not talk about strength or weakness for now, but the eunuch's psychological needs must be there.The eunuchs will not admit that they are abnormal men. They are always thinking about how to prove that they have the true qualities of men, so that people can ignore that they have been tortured and that they are abnormal, so that people can accept themselves normally, so that people can not See yourself with colored eyes.Therefore, marrying a wife has become their greatest comfort.

Where is the earliest record in history of this eunuch marrying a wife?That is not the record in "Historical Records" compiled by Ma Qian of Taishi Company.That eunuch is also a well-known adult—the eunuch of the Qin Dynasty, and Zhao Gao who turned a deer into a horse!
Hey!Let's say that Lin Yi entered the palace alone, some people in the palace were anxious, and some people were happy. It can be said that some people are happy and some are sad, and the colors of each family are different!

"Xuan—Yizhou Mulin Yi enters the hall to face the saint—" the messenger eunuch drew a long tone and shouted standing outside the hall.

This is weird again!Everyone is outside the hall, why is the eunuch calling at the throat?There are 99 stone steps outside this hall!On every three stone steps, there is a majestic sword-wielding warrior standing on the left and right. Once someone comes, his eyes will be staring and staring, which are bigger than the animal eyes of the stone lions at the bottom of the stone steps. It must be able to scare groups of Xiaoxiao to death, and it really has the power to exorcise evil spirits and avoid disasters.

At this time, Lin Yi, who was standing under the stone steps, next to the two golden stone lions, heard the voice, looked up at the eunuch standing on the 99th step, and straightened his official robes. With straight hairstyle, tall and straight body, high-spirited, raising his head every step of the way, he looks like a noble phoenix.This step takes one second, and 99 steps, that is, one and a half minutes.

"Master Yizhou Mu, please enter the palace." The summoning eunuch met with a smile on his face.Although Lin Yi's entry into the imperial court this time is more than auspicious, but as a eunuch in the palace, he will not make enemies for no reason if he can climb to the present level.You know, he has witnessed that in this court battle, many people were knocked down and got up again.

"It's time for you, Father-in-law." Lin Yi smiled and cupped his hands.His current hand speed is so fast, guess what kind of e-sports game he is going to play, it is a complete undefeated myth, that's what Mo said! ——The moment he cupped his hands, he secretly gave a piece of gold, which slipped into the sleeve of the summoning father-in-law!Although Lin Yi planned to assassinate Han Lingdi, he couldn't lose face in the court, right?

"Hehehe. Master Yizhou Mu is a popular person in the eyes of His Majesty! At this moment, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, especially the two masters Yuan and Zhang Changshi, Zhao Changshi and other big figures are waiting for the adults to discuss state affairs. What!" The father-in-law received the gold, and a spring chrysanthemum bloomed on the old face, it was so beautiful. --Hey!Now he is so happy that he can't close his mouth!

"Eunuch, what are you talking about? Eunuch is the celebrity around His Majesty." Lin Yi said in a low voice with a smile, cupped his hands, and walked into the hall.Now that all the characters in the palace knew about it, Lin Yi naturally didn't need to stay any longer.It's just that the general He Jin didn't come here, which surprised him quite a bit, and he secretly said: "He Jin has such a high IQ, he even knows how to watch a tiger fight from a distance. Is it because of the help of an expert, or is this guy's IQ so high in the first place?" Woolen cloth?"

"Chen Lin Yi, I greet His Majesty the Emperor, long live my emperor!" Lin Yi lifted his feet into the hall and shouted loudly. ——That look, that posture, let people see that he is completely a loyal courtier, an honest and kind person!

"You are so young, you are actually an old fox!" Seeing this scene, the Yuan family shrank their pupils and cursed secretly.

Even the old god Zhao Zhong was stunned for a while, and said with a sneer, "What a Yizhou shepherd, this acting skill is probably better than the actors in the palace! Our family underestimated you!"

"Hahaha! Good! Good! Ai Qing, please hurry up!" Regardless of what other people think, Liu Hong, the Han Ling Emperor, was very happy in his heart, and thought to himself: "Such a person is loyal to me, not a loyal minister. Can you still be a traitor?"

Hey!Needless to say, his acting skills are so good that he just pleases the emperor in the palace.If the emperor likes it so much, how can he be a traitor?The emperor doesn't like it, even if he is a loyal minister, the emperor doesn't necessarily think he is a loyal minister!

(End of this chapter)