Shushan Wushen

Chapter 138 The streets are full of small advertisements

Chapter 138 The streets are full of small advertisements

A new store opens with no customers.No one is there.

The only customer who patronized, covered his face with a white gauze.She has a graceful figure and an exquisite figure.Daydream.

Tang Chen was touched by it.

With an idea, he performed the [Excited Dance Magic Art] in front of the elixir shop, and made a large wave of dancers, dancing gracefully.

As a result, the front of the shop became lively, with a group of gods and men watching.

The onlookers are the onlookers, but no one is interested in the pill.

Tang Chen and his partners walked out of the cave one after another, wearing the buddy's short guns, carrying small plates, and sending samples to the surrounding gods.Offer tasting.

This trick is very effective, watching the gods and men, taking one and stuffing it in their mouths, watching the dance while eating.

These gods and men are also smart, the elixir melts in the mouth, it feels good, and in a blink of an eye they ran to other partners, stretched their feet and stretched out their hands, there to try it.After a lap, I ate more than 200 pieces, my eyes glowed with gold, and I left comfortably...

A large number of golden elixirs were sent out, and everyone who ate them was satisfied, their seven orifices glowed, and they left happily after seeing them.But not a single golden elixir was sold.

Who wants to spend money when it's free?

The next day.

As soon as the shop door was opened, Tang Chen and Tang Chen's friends were stunned.

Countless gods and men have already lined up and waited.Some even bring their families with them, call for friends, and bring small benches, obviously.Came here just to try it out.

"How much do you have to give away?"

Qi Yu was in a hurry, Li Yiqi was in a hurry, Ding Yin was in a hurry, and Tang Chen's team members were all in a hurry.So urgent consultations.Actively think of ways.

There was already boiling outside the door, some complained, some cursed, and some left angrily.

Tang Chen patted the table: "If you want to eat, give it away, it's easy to get addicted!"

Tang Chen obviously has a big heart!The picture is huge!
However, the gods and men only have 'stinginess'...not even 'spirit'.

The wish is beautiful, but the reality is skinny!
"It's really hard to start a small business!"

Tang Chen couldn't help but sigh. He lost all the money he earned in Tianji Academy in just three days.

"Fight it!"

Tang Chen took out a pen, swiped, swiped, wrote a note, and circulated it to his partners.

"This is my last secret!"

"puff!"

"puff!"

"Pfft! What are you writing? It's a mess. I'm so ashamed."

The partners were all ashamed.Especially the goddesses stared at Tang Chen with a strange look on their faces.

Tang Chen blushed, and explained: "There are still many versions. How to attract attention. We have to use the strength of the team!"

"Oh! I understand." Li Yiqi's eyes lit up, he stepped forward, grabbed a piece of paper, swish, swish, and wrote the instructions to his partners.

Tang Chen stared at the two lines of flying characters, and read: "The shocking secret, I have to come!"

Tang Chen was overwhelmed.

He also urged: "Li Yiqi is not bad. By the way, don't forget to write down the address of our shop."

"I know, this is a draft." Li Yiqi responded, picked up a pen and wrote another row of addresses at the bottom of the note, and cut it into small strips with a knife.

The eyes of the partners lit up.Pick up the pen and pounce on the paper.

Han Xiang also wrote magnificently: "The ancestral treasure pill can cure all diseases, please patronize, Shushan Medicine Shop!"

Tang Chen hastily stopped him, "Han Xiangyi, you are suspected of false advertising, at least Jindan doesn't have the effect of rejuvenating and beautifying skin, right. So what you wrote is too broad and flawed, you must grasp the key points!"

Han Xiang also listened humbly, nodding from time to time, Wu Haotian was inspired by the words, grabbed the pen, swiped, swished, finished writing, and unfolded.

"puff!"

Tang Chen read aloud admiringly: "A lot of money to ask for a child, don't worry. Shushan medicine shop, ask for the medicine! The address of Shushan medicine shop... Okay! Good good! This format is good. Wu Haotian is very good. He is really talented, and he is not in vain. I mess around."

The partners were inspired and their brains were wide open.

"We were destined, we fell in love at first sight! Come to Shushan Medicine Shop for a date, I'll wait for you~. The address of Shushan Medicine Shop..."

"Professional treatment for boasting, a golden pill is guaranteed to be effective. The address of the Shushan medicine shop..."

"Do you want the goddess of beauty to push you back? Come on! Speed! Come to the Shushan Medicine Shop! The address of the Shushan Medicine Shop..."

"Want to find Gao Fushuai? Come to Shushan Medicine Shop to plan the whole process for free! It's free! The address of Shushan Medicine Shop..."

"Is your life already perfect? ​​No! You haven't tried the Shushan Dragon and Tiger Golden Elixir yet! Come to the Shushan Medicine Store. The address of the medicine store..."

"Heavy recruitment. Due to the popularity of this pharmacy, a large number of employees are needed. The salary is ten times the highest in the same industry. It is required to be able to work non-stop for twelve hours without rest in the middle. The address of the Shushan pharmacy..."

"Strongly request the Jade Emperor to be the master! Ban the Shushan Medicine Shop! Their elixir is so effective that we are going to close down. If you have a sense of justice, please pay attention: the address of the Shushan Medicine Shop..."

"Don't worry if you lose the key, the Shushan Medicine Shop can relieve your worries, the Shushan Medicine Shop, the Dragon and Tiger Golden Elixir. Go home and twist the lock bag! The address of the Shushan Medicine Shop..."

Of course, more about the functions of the elixir....

"A new medicine handed down from the ancestors, it is specially used to treat the male god Yangwei looking for shoes. The address of the Shushan medicine shop..."

"Shushan Jindan, it's unspeakable to swallow it. The address of the Shushan medicine shop..."

"With the Golden Elixir of Shushan Medicine Shop, Father God and Mother God, I don't have to worry about my cultivation anymore, whoosh, I've upgraded! The address of Shushan Medicine Shop..."

"Your Shushan Medicine Shop Golden Elixir, no! It's your Shushan Medicine Shop Golden Elixir! Two pills at a time~. The address of Shushan Medicine Shop..."

"At the beginning of human beings, you eat golden pills. Becoming a god is not a dream! The address of the Shushan medicine shop..."

"Shushan Medicine Shop Golden Pill, she is good to me, she is so kind to a beautiful goddess! People from the God Realm~, everyone knows.... The address of Shushan Medicine Shop..."

Lots of great little ads, and thus was born.There are many people and strength, and they have written multiple copies, carrying the Tangmen mending glue. The figures of more than 200 partners, like ghosts, shuttle in the streets and alleys, wherever they are conspicuous.Where is it inconvenient to post it....

The windows were glued tightly, and the keyhole was firmly glued by the special mini-advertisement!

In the early morning of the next day, the first ray of sunlight from the God Realm pierced through the clouds and illuminated this colorful world.

Crazy little ad.This is the God Realm belonging to the Shushan Medicine Shop!

"Damn Shushan Medicine Shop! I've overslept!"

The gods who got up early took out their knives and went to dig small advertisements on the windows, but Tang Men's sky-repairing glue is so powerful!
"It's not dawn yet? Don't make trouble?"

"Fart! Get up quickly. The windows are covered with Shu yam..."

Amidst countless curses, the name of Shushan Medicine Shop spread like wildfire, God, I remembered this name inadvertently.

The nightlife in the God Realm is quite rich.

The royal family is no exception. The ten sons of the Jade Emperor are named the Sun Prince.

The nine sun princes bid farewell to nightclubs.He drank so crookedly, his body, face and feet were covered with lipstick marks, and he staggered.

Walking through the early morning mist, bathed in the beautiful sunshine of the morning sun, returning from different directions.

Go home to sleep.Must go through the back door.

"Damn! Is this our Jade Emperor's God City? Why haven't you seen it all night? It's been redecorated. The post is very interesting. Is it vulgar?" A sun prince with drunken eyes muttered and took out the key.

"What are you doing? Blocking the keyhole? Shushan Medicine Shop?!"

"Hundan! Can't get in the house! Shushan Medicine Shop?!"

It's fine if they are ordinary gods, but they are the supreme royal family!They are the Sun Brothers.Look up at the sun, they are their brothers!
Tolerable or unbearable!
"Let's go, go to the Shushan Medicine Shop to settle the accounts!"

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