Shushan Wushen

Chapter 650 Jiao Laodao engages in live broadcast

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Xianhuang Xiuxiu is also very interesting, even on short and medium distances, she even took several space shuttles.She sat on the top cover of the flying saucer, as if she was stepping on auspicious clouds.The aerospace experts in those places were terrified.

They all believed that there was a space accident.

There are also some academicians who are simply obsessed, made a model, and said something; the distant nebula and the nearby flying saucer are on the same straight line, causing visual errors.

Anyway, in the mouth of Zhuanjia, there is nothing that cannot be explained smoothly.Even if it's just rote!As long as the social status of this brick family is there.If he casually said something fluent, some people would believe it.

Xianhuang Xiuxiu discovered her own potential in the process of riding a flying saucer. She was shocked to find that she had the ability to travel through all directions.She completely ignores the barriers between heaven and earth.This is amazing.

It's like, on an old roll of film, she, Xianhuang Xiuxiu, clearly appeared on the Nth sheet, but with a thought, she ran from the Nth sheet to the N+Nth sheet!
This is the sacred supernatural power of the holy beast.It is the magic of talent.But Xianhuang Xiuxiu didn't know it in the past, but now she knows it!
However, what Xianhuang Xiuxiu didn't know was that she didn't belong to any of the aborigines on any of the content films.She is just an ancient beast on the half frame used to pull on that film.Her celestial phoenix came and went in and out like this, completely causing damage to the barriers of heaven and earth, and in the form of holes in the ozone layer, causing hidden dangers to all heaven and earth.

Later, many planes, flying saucers lost their way, even satellites disappeared for no reason, and a large number of UFOs were born, all of which were caused by this show.

However, Xianhuang Xiuxiu managed to find tens of thousands of Tang Chens, Ka Ka Ka!Kill decisively!

At the same time, she, Xianhuang Xiuxiu, finally caught up to the thousands of old Jiao's team.

correct!At this time, Jiao Laodao is already extremely noble, no matter which side of the world, he is under the attack of public opinion.They all sat in clusters and were honored as "Dian Lun Daoist".

The biggest selling point of Daoist Dianlun is undoubtedly the avatar technique.

Real Dian Lun kept pace with the times and played a live reality show.

…Salted Fish Live Streaming Platform.

on the screen.

Jiao Laodao was wearing a brand-new Taoist robe, his hair was combed oily, and the sea breeze was blowing, and his clothes were fluttering!He holds a selfie stick in his hand.

"Wuliang Tianzun! Hello fellow Taoists! I am Daoist Dianlun! Please look at my current location. This is Lingshan Island in the West Sea. Sunrise on the sea~ Coconut groves and blue waves, fine sand is very fine, very fine, grab a handful , Immeasurable Heaven! It’s very smooth! Is there anyone who buys yachts? Free shipping for ten yachts, and a handful of fine sand from Lingshan Island in the West Sea...! Pindao has opened the land with his own hands!”

Suddenly, countless pop-up windows jumped on the screen.

The local tyrants on the Internet frantically swiped all kinds of gifts...

"Immeasurable Tianzun! The local tyrant of 'Undercover is the Loneliest'! Pindao expresses his thanks! It's time to witness Pindao's avatar again! At the request of 'Undercover is the Loneliest' veteran! ! For all benefactors, live broadcast the sunrise of Zhongnan Mountain Cloud Sea!"

Suddenly!When the screen changed, it was still Jiao Laodao!He was wearing a brand-new Taoist robe, his hair was combed oily, and the mountain wind was blowing, his clothes were fluttering, and he was shivering from the cold.The selfie stick wobbled.

"Boundless Heavenly Venerable Earth! The poor Taoist froze to death...!"

Jiao Laodao crossed tens of thousands of miles from the West Sea to Zhongnan Mountain in an instant.This is a miracle!Dian Lun's real person's room on the live broadcast platform was packed in the blink of an eye.Countless fans are frantically swiping gifts.

Xihai Lingshan Island, as well as Jiao Lao Taoists hidden everywhere, smiled happily.They opened WeChat one after another and chatted in the WeChat group.

"This is better than bluffing and cheating, the money comes in much faster!"

"In the next stage, we will call Mai!"

A Jiao Laodao swore his fists.This guy is the most experienced Jiao Laodao!

"Yes! We must also keep pace with the times! We must be innovative! Otherwise, we will live brilliantly today and die miserably tomorrow!"

"Yes! This is an era of change!"

Xianhuang Xiuxiu was hidden in the void, and suddenly, she caught one at a time, and another at a time....

Old Taoists Jiao are also big-hearted.A few Jiao Laos were missing and no one paid attention.I thought where to spend time and drink for entertainment.

Xiuxiu imprisoned Jiao Laodao together.Jiao Laodao looked at each other and asked tentatively.

"What are you going to do?"

"Fuck with me! Listen to me!" Xianhuang Xiuxiu cut to the chase.Answer all questions.The answer is just a few words.

"Ah no! We're doing well." All Jiao Laodao resolutely expressed their rejection.

"Hmph!" Xianhuang Xiuxiu snorted coldly.Not much to say.It's just that, if he makes a move occasionally, he will definitely catch a Jiao Laodao.

After three or four days of busy work, more and more people disappeared, and the live broadcast platform's big avatar trick is beyond fun!

Finally tens of thousands of Jiao Laodao gathered together.One by one, Jiao Laodao, wept and mourned: "We're out of the way! We're out of the way! On the Internet, the Dian Lun army rebelled, calling us liars who only accept gifts and don't play avatars! We were banned by the platform! And the whole network blocked! It's over! La!"

All the sorrows like Jiao Laodao, they are the happiest in this world!Reasonable and legal, living the happy life of dreams, and really don't want to leave...

boom!
[Mandela's Gate] came, and all Jiao Laodao triggered the [Mandela's Gate] mechanism, and were forcibly expelled to another world.

Unexpectedly, after this group of Jiao Laodao landed on the ground, they discovered to their annoyance that Xianhuang Xiuxiu... never left her.

Xiuxiu punched each of them a lesson, these Jiao Laodao were beaten crying for father and mother, their noses were blue and their faces were swollen and turned into panda eyes.

boom!
[Mandela Gate] comes again...

Xianhuang Xiuxiu... still persists.tracked down.To abuse with a punch, to ravage to death.During this period, several Jiao Laodao were killed.

In the end, Old Taoists Jiao were completely beaten out of blood.

"...Let's fight! Kill me! Anyway, if I can live broadcast, I will never be able to love again!"

"...Come on! Come on! Kill me! Kill me! If you have the guts, beat me to death too! That unscrupulous Heavenly Lord! If you don't beat me to death, you are not human!"

One by one shouted, blushing and thick neck.

Xianhuang Xiuxiu softly uttered: "I am not human! Of course I am not human! You and I...!"

Whew-!
Xianhuang Xiuxiu suddenly showed her prototype.

"Ah! That mallet! It turned out to be a big rooster!" An old Jiao Jiao blurted out in a daze.

"No! It's a pheasant!" another Jiao Lao said loudly.

"Exactly! Only pheasants have such long tails!"

Xianhuang Xiuxiu was furious, embarrassed and furious, and shouted: "Hundan! This seat is a phoenix! This seat is a fairy phoenix!"

"My lord, you are not a human, you are a beast! I am convinced!"

"I'm done too!"

(End of this chapter)