Shushan Wushen

Chapter 675 Crazy Dumplings

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Dumplings are the greatest invention in this vast world.

There are dumplings, beasts in the mountains, swallows in the clouds, cattle and sheep on land, seafood under the sea, bird's nests with monkey heads, shark fins, scallops with bear paws and deer tail tip! The gods can also make trouble, and there is nothing they can't catch.Anyone who thinks of it is caught to make dumplings.

The elixir of heaven and earth, the treasure of the vastness, the wonder medicine of chaos, even the spiritual flowers and herbs from the Colorful Continent, can all be chopped up and filled with stuffing.

"We have also killed alien races!"

"Have you forgotten that we once fought side by side?"

As for those mountain and sea beasts, Sky Ripper, Coral Unicorn, Scarlet Flame Golden Beast, Ice Armored Horned Demon Dragon, Eight-clawed Fire Chichi, Nine-Winged Sky Dragon, Thunder Bat Dragon, Blue-Winged Sea Dragon Beast, Sea Splitting Dragon Whale , Kui Niu, was caught by the gods, regardless of the begging of these mountain and sea beasts.Chop them all up, add spices, and mix them into dumpling fillings!

"Hey! You are war beasts. Wouldn't it be nice to send you to reincarnate as adults? I have made beads for you with my own hands! After chopping the dumpling stuffing, I will make bracelets for you!"

I don't know when it started, these dead great figures, or high-level war beasts, need the help of peerless powers to personally carve beads, collect them into bracelets, and hang them on their souls.Then go to the underworld to reincarnate.

"Okay! Can I show this beast first?"

"Don't worry! Here - there is no flaw at all, the real pearl is round and smooth..."

With the guarantee of the gods, the group of mountain and sea beasts stretched out their necks reluctantly...

This is civil war!Ancient wild beasts, prehistoric beasts, primordial spirit beasts, mountain and sea beasts, priestly beasts, holy envoy beasts, and unknown monsters are all the dumpling fillings of the gods.

The situation is worrisome, and a large number of non-human ancient beasts, prehistoric beasts, primordial spirit beasts, mountain and sea beasts, priestly beasts, holy envoy beasts, and unknown monsters have left the Colorful Continent one after another, leaving their homes and wandering in chaos.

The entire Colorful Continent is immersed in the craze for dumplings. The gods are either on the way to find dumpling fillings... or they are making dumplings, cooking dumplings, and eating dumplings!

Among the gods, there is no conflict that cannot be resolved with a meal of dumplings.If there is a deep hatred against the sky, then - two dumplings!
Do as the Romans do.Haotian is also completely obsessed with dumplings.

He comes from a high-level civilization, and the vast customs and customs are much more complicated than the situation here.With just a few tricks, he can coax the gods into a daze!
The Goddess of Longevity was immersed in Haotian's eloquence.Every story of Haotian, even every rhetorical technique, made her feel novel, and she trembled for it, sometimes even trembling with excitement.

Haotian is a martial god with a cleanliness obsession. In order to listen to him more, the Goddess of Longevity actually came over with her face every day to comb Haotian's hair and wash his face.

After all, Haotian was locked in a cage.

This is really inconvenient, but fortunately, the father and mother of the Goddess of Longevity have a lot of connections, so they greeted her a few times.

Yang Mei ordered Haotian to be released, and the Goddess of Longevity was placed under surveillance instead.

In this way, wherever the goddess of longevity goes, Haotian will follow behind her.Whenever the Goddess of Longevity and Nuwa were peeling green onions, Haotian would chat with the Goddess of Longevity, tell jokes and stories to the Goddess of Longevity.

Unknowingly, Nuwa also fell in love with Haotian's humorous and philosophical stories.

Gradually, Haotian also learned how to make dumplings. He helped the gods roll out the skins, and helped Shennong stir the dumpling fillings...

Trust and tacit understanding are always refined little by little in labor.

Haotian's cautiousness, reserved manner of speaking, yet wise and mature left a deep impression on the gods.Favorability gradually increased.

Until this day, the Goddess of Longevity said to Empress Nuwa: "Aunt Nuwa, I feel that I can't do without Haotian, and I want to become a martial partner with him!"

Empress Nuwa was very open-minded, and said with a smile: "That's not very good! Haotian's martial arts is very good, he is handsome, and he is so good at making girls happy. Bless you."

The tall goddess was so ashamed that she hugged Empress Nuwa excitedly.

With the Nuwa Empress platform, the gods are not easy to dictate the marriage of the Goddess of Longevity.Yang Mei even built a palace with his own hands and named it; Lingxiao Palace.It was given to the Goddess of Longevity and Haotian as a wedding gift.

With the blessing of the gods, there is a new house.What are you waiting for?Get married!
Haotian refused, saying that he was not worthy of the Goddess of Longevity.

"Changsheng Empress will have a better choice! I, Haotian... don't deserve it!"

As a result, this sentence caused the gods to burst into favor with Haotian.

"Stupid thing! After marrying the goddess of longevity, you will not practice in the future, and you can cultivate yourself against the sky just by eating the peaches from her tree! A peach can be a catastrophe!" Chidi quietly tipped off.

But Haotian turned around and sold Chidi, "... Chidi said that, he is tarnishing the pure and sincere relationship between me and the Empress Changsheng! If I marry the Empress Changsheng, it will be like I am greedy for other people's flat peaches. I, Haotian, have a low status, but I have dignity as a person, I would rather be a servant of the Longevity Empress than marry her!"

Unexpectedly, within a few days after saying this, the Goddess of Longevity was discovered by Empress Nuwa and she was pregnant.

no way!Haotian accepted this fact with a bitter face.Married to the goddess of longevity.

On the wedding day, there is a big feast.Tables of steaming dumplings turned out to be filled with Jindanlong meat!
Taishang Laojun stroked his beard and laughed loudly: "This time Haotian and Changsheng are married, I have paid a lot of money! I hope you will have a precious son soon!"

The Taishang Laojun had also enlightened her. The Goddess of Longevity had just picked up the dumplings, and before she had time to dip them in the garlic paste, her stomach ached and she went back to the house to give birth.

Gold elixir is extremely precious, and dragon meat is the legendary god meat!Dumplings are the most fashionable delicacy in the Colorful Continent, how popular are the dumplings stuffed with Jindanlong meat!
The gods picked up their chopsticks, and soon the dishes were empty.

Following that, an ominous aura descended, this was the power of the seal.Haotian shook hands with Yuanshi Tianzun, Lingbao Tianzun, and Daode Tianzun one by one, and hugged Taishang Laojun fiercely.

Yuan Ji watched all this in shock.

"Wow! This bald donkey doesn't eat meat!"

Haotian was startled and yelled out loud.Yuanshi Tianzun, Lingbao Tianzun, Daode Tianzun and Taishang Laojun all had a fierce look in their eyes.

"I'm leaving! If you don't call me, the poor monk won't come back."

After Yuan Ji finished speaking, he retracted his head into his cassock, stepped on the peacock, whoosh!Just disappear.

Later, Haotian and the others, who were not at ease, sent agents of the Snow Clan to follow up and investigate, and found that the Tathagata actually found a place with beautiful mountains and beautiful waters in the far west of the Colorful Continent, and established a sect.And found a developer, built a large number of buildings, known as Lingshan Leiyin Temple.

Passing away, I really regarded myself as a Tathagata...!
Nuwa Empress and other gods collectively encountered a memory seal.This is the supreme secret method of the Snow Clan.Similar to a curse.Using Jindan as a catalyst, the effects of the medicine collectively occurred almost at the same time.

It's insidious, it's ingenious!Taishang Laojun himself was scared, so scared that he didn't dare to get too close to Haotian.The excuse is that alchemy is often fried, and there is environmental pollution, which will affect the development of children.After traveling 33 miles away, Tushita Palace was opened.

It's just that, this time, Hao Tianxia's medicine was not only because Yuan Ji escaped a catastrophe because he didn't eat meat.There is another person who also escaped the catastrophe of being banned from memory.

This person is... raising his eyebrows!
Raising his eyebrows, he loosened outwardly and tightened internally towards Haotian, he had already seen clearly Haotian's routine.Talk about it, but do it without mercy.Very dark guy!
Seeing that the big event was over, Yang Mei took advantage of the attention of Haotian, Yuanshi Tianzun, Lingbao Tianzun, Daode Tianzun and Taishang Laojun to focus on Yuan Ji, and he decisively tore the void and ran away desperately.

(End of this chapter)