The best Daming golden turtle son-in-law

Chapter 102 Transformed into a doctor and mixed into Beijing
Yang Ling took Zhu Houzhao to hide in Tibet, and finally avoided the people who didn't understand what was going on. The two changed their clothes and changed their clothes. Yang Ling wiped a few black ash on his face, trying to hide his handsome On the outside, Zhu Houzhao's little monkey face was also ugly as much as possible, which is much better now, but Yang Ling is still afraid of being recognized.

Fortunately, he still has hundreds of taels of silver notes with him. In the past, Yang Ling didn't take this money as money, but now it can save his life!
I bought a big green mule in the county town, and the two of them were going to ride the mule all the way back to Beijing. To find out, I went to Jiang Zhuo and the others, and Li Dongyang to ask what happened.

After running for a while, I found that the cavalry team of the patrol battalion on the opposite side was blocking the way, and everyone was queuing up. One of them seemed to be comparing each other with a picture, looking for someone... Prince Ning was killed in the bomb Already?And that swordsman in white, is Princess Ning still alive?Yang Ling was frightened, and turned to the side onto the path.

It happened that a doctor who was in the rivers and lakes was resting his legs by the side of the road.

There was a medicine box and a big cloth cover next to it, and there were eight big characters written on it: "Mastery doctor, the medicine can cure the disease". Yang Ling's eyes lit up, he took off the clothes on this guy, took all his clothes, and disguised himself as a wanderer. Among the young doctors, Zhu Houzhao was dressed as a boy, and his mule was carrying a fake luggage... What a good way to cover the city?

Of course, Yang Ling knew that among the ancient doctors, there were many liars with this kind of quack doctor. Yang Ling heard Liu Hu tell him much about the affairs in the Jianghu. Among them, liars under the guise of practicing medicine are the worst.

But now with this liar, no matter whether you are a real doctor, if you have no grudges or enmity, it is not easy to hurt him, so you really want to kill him because of his clothes?That's too cruel, but I'm afraid that he will ruin his own affairs by shouting, what should I do...

However, such a small matter could not trouble an old driver like Yang Ling. When he rolled his eyes, an extremely black-bellied plan had formed in his stomach, and a mysterious smile appeared on his face.

Ask Zhu Houzhao to pull the mule to stand up. Yang Ling, who was dressed like a boy, saw that there was no one around, and Yang Ling leaned over, moaning and shouting:
"Sir! Help, sir." Yang Ling spoke with the accent of Qingquan County.There is no flaw.

"Hey, what's wrong with you, boy?"

The doctor spoke with an accent from Henan and Shandong, which made Yang Ling immediately think of Ma Binghuang, is he from his hometown?Then the real confrontation began.

"Oh! My stomach hurts! Sir, are you a doctor? Can you see a doctor? I can't take it anymore, give me some medicine!"

"Look at what you're talking about. What if I'm not a doctor? Look at my clothes, and don't you know how to read? There's no writing on my cover..."

"I can't read."

Yang Ling pretended not to know how to read, and the doctor looked him up and down, and found that this young man was very energetic, and the kid behind him was pulling a big, strong mule. The animals were good, but they were weird It was the clothes they were wearing that were bad and torn. After thinking about it, he guessed Yang Ling's identity. The young guy who worked for someone else's house raised his airs. He gritted his teeth and shook his head:
"Seeing a doctor... yes, it costs money. I don't know about you..."

"Will you see a doctor?"

"Of course I will see a doctor, what's wrong with you, you just said you...why does it hurt?"

"Ah, aren't you a doctor? You can't see where I hurt if you are so capable?"

"How do I know where it hurts if you don't tell me where it hurts?"

"Nonsense, if I hold my stomach, it doesn't mean my stomach hurts? If my butt hurts, why should I cover my stomach!"

"Hey - are you here to see a doctor? Why is this so much nonsense?"

"Hey sir, please do me a favor, those who are traveling, if you encounter some difficulties, please help me!"

"What? I don't want to spend any money. How can I see a doctor for you? Walk around..." The doctor looked at Yang Ling and frowned and said, "Did you read the words written on my cover? A wonderful doctor, the medicine can cure the disease, What symptoms do you have, take a lot of money, I will show you, and I will guarantee that you will be cured by the medicine, but it can't be less..."

"Sir, I can't read and write. You asked me for a penny before you carefully examined my illness. I can't earn much in a year. You might as well grab it!"

"Whether you like it or not, you will fall down if you don't!"

"Oh!" Yang Ling continued to pretend, "It seems that you, a quack doctor, can't cure my illness. I will let my boss let me go to the capital to buy some good ginseng. Who knows that I feel uncomfortable halfway, it must be a sudden illness. Now, what kind of sudden illness do I have..."

While talking, Yang Ling deliberately took out the 100 tael bank note from his bosom, flashed it in front of the Lang Zhong, and Yang Ling peeked at it, the Lang Zhong's eyes said, "Shua! "Like a wolf flashing in the middle of the night!

Yang Ling continued to cry miserably: "Boss, I'm afraid I won't be able to buy you ginseng for 100 taels of silver! I don't even know if I'm going back to see you!"

"Hey! You guys come back!" Yang Ling cried and walked away, but immediately heard the doctor behind shouted, "I'll show you for free, if you see injustice, you can help us out, we are all from the rivers and lakes, who doesn't have any difficulties?"

"All right!"

Yang Ling went back immediately, and stretched his wrist towards the husband's hand. The doctor closed his eyes and felt for a long time, and found that Yang Ling was fine, but he still frowned and said:
"Young man, your disease... tsk tsk... If you want to prescribe it, if you are young... forget it, I will prescribe you some of the most common medicine, which is slightly better than nothing, and it can be regarded as a psychological comfort. !"

"No way!" Yang Ling pretended to be a bolt from the blue, and sat down on the ground with straight eyes, "Sir, can you tell me the truth, am I really hopeless?"

"Young man, you have to persevere! In fact, people live a lifetime. Sometimes life is short, but we can also live wonderfully, can't we?"

"Sir!" Yang Ling knelt down and hugged his thigh, "Please save my life, please!"

"It's not that I don't want to save it, it's really... tsk tsk... you can't get the money, can you?"

"Money! You take the 100 taels! Please give me a good prescription to save my life!"

"But it's not your money, is it?"

"In the future, I'll just sell the pot and sell the iron to pay back the owner's account, isn't it all right? If you keep the green hills, you won't be afraid of running out of firewood!"

"Okay!"

The doctor took the money, put it in his arms, took out a few pills from the alley next to him, and told him that these pills can only relieve the disease, and if he really wants to get rid of the root, he has to use a prescription. Eat now, don't delay!Be careful not to delay, eat right away!

"Oh oh oh!" Yang Ling nodded devoutly.

He took out a pen and paper, and asked Yang Ling again before writing:
"You really don't know how to read?"

"I really don't know how to read. What's the use of learning how to read in this crazy age? If I want to know how to read, I've already passed the examination for number one, so I'm using it to be someone else's boy?"

"Okay!" The doctor was relieved!

Yang Ling saw that Mr. wrote on the paper in a phoenix dance: "Three liang of croton, seven liang of rhubarb, six liang of Glauber's salt... decoct in one go..."

"Pfft!" Yang Ling couldn't help it anymore, burst out laughing, he thought that if he took this medicine, he would have to break his intestines just once!

"Eh? What are you laughing at?" Mr. asked suspiciously.

"Ah! It's nothing. I thought that my illness was finally cured. I'm so happy!"

"Okay! Then you take the prescription and go get the medicine quickly. I have to go to other places to treat illnesses and save lives. Don't thank me after I'm done! This is what I should do!"

The doctor looked flustered, turned his face away, and was about to leave, but Yang Ling grabbed him tightly, don't leave!

"Sir, don't go, come on, Hou Zhao, you have just passed the examination of scholar, please show me this prescription!"

The expression on that gentleman's face suddenly changed. I really didn't expect that the little monkey-like kid could read and write.

Zhu Houzhao approached, picked up the prescription and read it, Croton... Yang Ling was in a hurry at that time, and grabbed the doctor's collar:

"Okay! You charlatan, I'm going to believe your prescription, and you won't be able to see the King of Hades immediately after paying for the medicine? You quack doctor, what do you think about this?"

"Hero, spare your life. I'm just not good at medicine. I wanted to fight poison with poison!"

"Stop talking nonsense, my stomach doesn't hurt at all, I just want to deal with you quack doctor, let's go to court! With the prescription you wrote, I don't believe that the magistrate will not sentence you to prison for a few years!"

"Hero, spare me!" The doctor was so frightened that he knelt down on the ground, thinking that he had met a colleague who wanted to trick him, so he hurriedly said, "Brother, what is the enmity between us, can you let the younger brother live?"

"Hmph! Tell me, how many lives have you killed?"

"No wow!"

"Do not say?"

"I said! Brother, I haven't earned any money recently. What is valuable is this box of medicine and this outfit. You can take them all away. How about letting me live?"

"Well, I really have something to do, then you take off your clothes and put your things here, get out of here..."

"Hey!" The doctor thought he had lost half his life, so he took off his trousers and ran away quickly!
But the two of them dressed up and didn't dare to hurry. Instead, they yelled in a Shandong accent while walking:

"See a doctor! Who is going to see a doctor! Headache and brain fever, bruises, deficiency of kidney qi, premature ejaculation of yang, one injection will cure it!"

Yang Ling was like this, transformed himself into a quack doctor, but as soon as he stepped into the capital, a shadow of terror of death enveloped the entire capital.

(End of this chapter)