The best Daming golden turtle son-in-law
Chapter 18 Cardamom Ci Gong, Dream of Brothel
Chapter 18 Cardamom Ci Gong, Dream of Brothel
Cardamom works, the dream of a brothel is good, but it is difficult to express affection.
Spring is cold and cold, and most of the time in this season is still cold, but the sudden heat will make people's minds flutter, and they can't hold it back. Spring is coming soon.
At Chenshi, the roofs of most people in Qingquan County have already risen from cooking smoke, and they are busy.Small merchants and peddlers left their stalls early, yelling to the point of hoarseness, but amidst the normal noise, the muffled roar of a young man could clearly be heard from someone's deep courtyard...
"Hmph, ha!"
"Hey! Hey! Hey!"
……
The cry may be extremely dull, full of air from the lungs to the nasal cavity, like a valley echo; or it may be extremely high-pitched, even more seductive than a woman's voice; and the high-pitched voice will be followed by a low-pitched voice—in short The high and low intervals, the vigorous explosive force, represent the rhythm of spring, the enthusiasm of spring, the roughness of spring... and there are occasional sounds of "papapapapa" and "ahah!", like something is beating.
This inevitably makes people puzzled and surprised. Qingquan is a place where the folk customs are too tough, so this movement in broad daylight is too unavoidable, right? !
Yang Ling was standing in front of this courtyard, and the voice came from the opposite side. He frowned and hesitated, should he go in or not?
Early in the morning, Tang Yuanyou sent someone to his house to invite him to play. Recently, Yang Ling stayed at home behind closed doors and worked hard to write a book for several days. Tang Yuanyou took care of him in various ways. Treating Yang Lingniang, Yang Ling was flattered by the treatment, which was not enough. Tang Yuanyou said today that he was afraid that he would be too bored and spoil him, so he invited him to a novel place to ensure that Mr. Yang Ling would be particularly happy.So Yang Ling couldn't refuse.
But Tang Yuanyou didn't say he was going to bring him to this kind of place, did he?
Yang Ling's heart is pounding now, the place he said has arrived, and he has walked to the deepest part of the alley according to the instructions. Looking up, several small blue buildings have been repaired charmingly and freshly, which are very provocative. There is a big plaque with three big characters written clear:
"Yihongyuan!"
"Grandpa, you often come to play!" As soon as the door opened, a greasy-haired, pink-faced woman flicked a pink handkerchief in her hand, and watched with a smile as a strong man in his 20s walked out. The strong man obviously used too much force His face was hunched over, his complexion was gloomy, and his gait was frivolous, as if his body had been hollowed out.
"Grandpa, you often come to play!" Another voice came out, a more greasy-faced figure came out, also holding a pink handkerchief, but in front were two people carrying a man away on a soft bed. Yang Ling took a closer look at the man holding the juan handkerchief, which seemed to be somewhat masculine.male?
"Let's forget it. What can Tang Yuanyou call me to do in this kind of place? I want to go back!"
That being said, it's a somewhat alluring place for any male animal.But it can't be too much, it's broad daylight!Indecent!
Just at this time, the servant sent by Tang Yuanyou to send the news came back, and forced Yang Ling into this entertainment place.
"I won't go in! It's too...that."
"Mr. Yang, don't misunderstand me," Yang Ling explained with a smile while going inside, "Today is the Oiran Festival of this brothel, so why do you say that the whole county is rich and talented? We gathered here. Mr. Tang invited you here just to have fun, please go inside!"
"A gentleman should stand up to dispel evil, even if I am not a gentleman, but the voice inside...is really unbearable, I haven't reached the point of wretchedness yet," Yang Ling poured out his doubts and anger , "It's really insulting to the gentleman, if Tang Sanshao is such a person, I will break up with him!"
"Brother, you are afraid that you will be wrong, but you really want to be wrong, what do you think they are doing?" Jiang Zhuo, the shopkeeper and scholar with blue cloth, came out to greet him, holding an abacus in his hand and couldn't help laughing He said, "Did you hear some elders shouting so loudly? That's Liu Hu practicing martial arts with some apprentices! Hahahaha!
Yang Ling poked his head inside and saw that it was really a martial arts practice, and many people were practicing there!I did think wrongly, but I don't blame myself for thinking wrongly on this occasion.
"But the brothels here are for show and not for sale! Individual violations, the ones you saw just now, were kicked out by us!" Jiang Zhuo said.
"Oh, that's it. I said those two people..."
"It's just for this oiran festival to make space. I said, little brother, you have to show more performance. The most critical moment is to show your face. Come quickly and wait for you!"
"Oiran Festival? When I was in Funing County, I vaguely heard that you have this custom."
"I told you that this is a big scene! Come on!"
Yang Ling followed in. It turned out that there was a hole in the main gate of Yihong Courtyard. There were many courtyards and several small buildings. Under one of them was written "Swallow Building". People were yelling there, and the shouts really came from there!
The courtyard is deep, and under the tree in the small courtyard, Liu Hu brought two apprentices. The one who often practiced martial arts was dressed much lighter than others, with short skirts and small clothes. He was explaining how to wrestle to the two apprentices!
There were stone locks, stone piers, sacks and sandbags on the ground. These three were practicing big back throws with the big sandbags. When they got excited, the man let out a few loud roars, which seemed normal.
"I said Brother Liu, you are not normal. Who has ever seen a martial arts practitioner go to a brothel to practice Kung Fu? What are you going to sing about?"
"Where do you sing?" Liu Hu wiped the hot sweat off his brow, "The Oiran Contest is a grand event that all the men in Qingquan County look forward to. Who doesn't want good luck to fall on him, I, Liu Hu, have nothing else If you are talented, you will work hard, and if you can win an individual award, I will be happy for the whole year!"
"You don't know yet," Jiang Zhuo explained, "This competition was originally organized by a few wealthy businessmen privately, but later even the county magistrate of Qingquan County participated, and it directly became our local custom. The outstanding person, as long as he can win the oiran in the end, it is called "exclusive oiran", and there is a martial arts competition among them, probably Brother Liu Hu also has his eyes on a girl, why did he shout so loudly just now?"
"Hahahaha!"
"Old Jiang, I'm going to fuck you. What nonsense are you talking about? I just want to show my face. Our men's face is more important than our lives, isn't it?"
"You don't want to listen to what I say, Old Liu. If you want to talk about Kung Fu Qingquan area that can compete with you, it has to belong to Qianhu Tiankui."
"Hmph... This old guy is not good at character, but he is number one in martial arts. It's just that he has status and is not young. He probably won't compete with me for this position, but I lost to him last time. I practiced hard for a year and I believe I can win again this time.”
"Old boy Tian Kuina, I believe that his character will never let go of what he has taken advantage of. He will come again. Liu Hu, if you can't beat him, don't be too angry. After all, there is nothing you can do about it. , his single-handed swordsmanship is considered unrivaled in Qingquan County..."
"Who is Tian Kui?" Yang Ling asked after listening to them talking about the name.
"Oh, that's Qianhu, the military officer in charge of soldiers in Qingquan County." Tang Yuanyou said, and then Jiang Zhuo added, "Didn't you be almost killed by the evil master Duan Yu last time? He brought a few nurses with him." One of the yamen servants Ning came to ventilate, one of them is Tian Ba. Tian Kui is Tian Ba's uncle, but he is really Qingquan's first tyrant. Tian Kui has military power in his hands, so even our Mr. Tang San is afraid of him. His martial arts are also super strong, not easy to mess with."
"That is to say, this year's oiran battle today, who will win? Is it possible that the county magistrate and the bad teacher Duan Yu will take it away?"
"Last year, it was Tian Kui's martial arts that dominated the battle. Luo Zhengping, the son of the county magistrate Luo Tianhua, was also good at writing, and he won the top spot. You see, this year he is crazy. Hey, this year, we are optimistic about you in terms of writing, Mr. Yang, and In terms of martial arts, Liu Hu thinks about avenging his shame. I think it is quite stressful. People have to fight for their breath when they are alive!"
"There are judges, right?"
"That's right, the county magistrate, the squires from all over the country, and our young master Tang San all have seats for selection."
"There is another great advantage of monopolizing the oiran, and you will be tempted when you hear it."
"What is it?"
"Don't worry." Tang Yuanyou made tea on the chair under the tree and sipped slowly, Jiang Zhuo settled a pile of bills there, while Liu Hu continued to lead people to practice wrestling.
"What's the point?" Yang Ling was a little anxious.
.........................................................................................................
Hello everyone, I am Lan Luobosquat, a newcomer to the book city.The new book "The Best Son-in-Law of Ming Dynasty" has just begun to be written and has just begun to be circulated. I ask everyone to take care of it!Please, please, please~(^з^)-☆.
Calling me a newcomer, I actually wrote a novel of 200 million words. I signed a contract on the Qidian Chinese website to publish a history "Military Master: I am Pang Shiyuan of the Three Kingdoms", and a science fiction "Plane Restoration Expert" with hundreds of thousands of words. It's over.Everyone can search.
The characteristic of the novels I write is that I love to write about ancient scholars. I have written many novels around the theme of scholars.Hope to make like-minded friends.
I think it's very disrespectful to me to sign a contract with Book City.It is a kind of light-weight reading, and then I write easily, and you can enjoy reading it.Yes, that is to write with a mobile phone and read it with a mobile phone.That's what reading tends to be like now.
However, I also studied very hard for a long time to write this book "The Best Son-in-Law of the Ming Dynasty".Guarantee full sincerity.
Regarding the update, the stable period guarantees a high speed that will make you look cool (○?ε?○).In the past, I updated to 8000 a day at the fastest anyway.On the basis that the quality of the novel and the number of words are guaranteed to be okay, I will explode.
Finally, in a word, I will be like the heroine of a novel, asking for recommendations, collections, and rewards for all kinds of criticisms. I don’t need to face, and I will ask for all kinds of requests~(^з^)-☆
(End of this chapter)
Cardamom works, the dream of a brothel is good, but it is difficult to express affection.
Spring is cold and cold, and most of the time in this season is still cold, but the sudden heat will make people's minds flutter, and they can't hold it back. Spring is coming soon.
At Chenshi, the roofs of most people in Qingquan County have already risen from cooking smoke, and they are busy.Small merchants and peddlers left their stalls early, yelling to the point of hoarseness, but amidst the normal noise, the muffled roar of a young man could clearly be heard from someone's deep courtyard...
"Hmph, ha!"
"Hey! Hey! Hey!"
……
The cry may be extremely dull, full of air from the lungs to the nasal cavity, like a valley echo; or it may be extremely high-pitched, even more seductive than a woman's voice; and the high-pitched voice will be followed by a low-pitched voice—in short The high and low intervals, the vigorous explosive force, represent the rhythm of spring, the enthusiasm of spring, the roughness of spring... and there are occasional sounds of "papapapapa" and "ahah!", like something is beating.
This inevitably makes people puzzled and surprised. Qingquan is a place where the folk customs are too tough, so this movement in broad daylight is too unavoidable, right? !
Yang Ling was standing in front of this courtyard, and the voice came from the opposite side. He frowned and hesitated, should he go in or not?
Early in the morning, Tang Yuanyou sent someone to his house to invite him to play. Recently, Yang Ling stayed at home behind closed doors and worked hard to write a book for several days. Tang Yuanyou took care of him in various ways. Treating Yang Lingniang, Yang Ling was flattered by the treatment, which was not enough. Tang Yuanyou said today that he was afraid that he would be too bored and spoil him, so he invited him to a novel place to ensure that Mr. Yang Ling would be particularly happy.So Yang Ling couldn't refuse.
But Tang Yuanyou didn't say he was going to bring him to this kind of place, did he?
Yang Ling's heart is pounding now, the place he said has arrived, and he has walked to the deepest part of the alley according to the instructions. Looking up, several small blue buildings have been repaired charmingly and freshly, which are very provocative. There is a big plaque with three big characters written clear:
"Yihongyuan!"
"Grandpa, you often come to play!" As soon as the door opened, a greasy-haired, pink-faced woman flicked a pink handkerchief in her hand, and watched with a smile as a strong man in his 20s walked out. The strong man obviously used too much force His face was hunched over, his complexion was gloomy, and his gait was frivolous, as if his body had been hollowed out.
"Grandpa, you often come to play!" Another voice came out, a more greasy-faced figure came out, also holding a pink handkerchief, but in front were two people carrying a man away on a soft bed. Yang Ling took a closer look at the man holding the juan handkerchief, which seemed to be somewhat masculine.male?
"Let's forget it. What can Tang Yuanyou call me to do in this kind of place? I want to go back!"
That being said, it's a somewhat alluring place for any male animal.But it can't be too much, it's broad daylight!Indecent!
Just at this time, the servant sent by Tang Yuanyou to send the news came back, and forced Yang Ling into this entertainment place.
"I won't go in! It's too...that."
"Mr. Yang, don't misunderstand me," Yang Ling explained with a smile while going inside, "Today is the Oiran Festival of this brothel, so why do you say that the whole county is rich and talented? We gathered here. Mr. Tang invited you here just to have fun, please go inside!"
"A gentleman should stand up to dispel evil, even if I am not a gentleman, but the voice inside...is really unbearable, I haven't reached the point of wretchedness yet," Yang Ling poured out his doubts and anger , "It's really insulting to the gentleman, if Tang Sanshao is such a person, I will break up with him!"
"Brother, you are afraid that you will be wrong, but you really want to be wrong, what do you think they are doing?" Jiang Zhuo, the shopkeeper and scholar with blue cloth, came out to greet him, holding an abacus in his hand and couldn't help laughing He said, "Did you hear some elders shouting so loudly? That's Liu Hu practicing martial arts with some apprentices! Hahahaha!
Yang Ling poked his head inside and saw that it was really a martial arts practice, and many people were practicing there!I did think wrongly, but I don't blame myself for thinking wrongly on this occasion.
"But the brothels here are for show and not for sale! Individual violations, the ones you saw just now, were kicked out by us!" Jiang Zhuo said.
"Oh, that's it. I said those two people..."
"It's just for this oiran festival to make space. I said, little brother, you have to show more performance. The most critical moment is to show your face. Come quickly and wait for you!"
"Oiran Festival? When I was in Funing County, I vaguely heard that you have this custom."
"I told you that this is a big scene! Come on!"
Yang Ling followed in. It turned out that there was a hole in the main gate of Yihong Courtyard. There were many courtyards and several small buildings. Under one of them was written "Swallow Building". People were yelling there, and the shouts really came from there!
The courtyard is deep, and under the tree in the small courtyard, Liu Hu brought two apprentices. The one who often practiced martial arts was dressed much lighter than others, with short skirts and small clothes. He was explaining how to wrestle to the two apprentices!
There were stone locks, stone piers, sacks and sandbags on the ground. These three were practicing big back throws with the big sandbags. When they got excited, the man let out a few loud roars, which seemed normal.
"I said Brother Liu, you are not normal. Who has ever seen a martial arts practitioner go to a brothel to practice Kung Fu? What are you going to sing about?"
"Where do you sing?" Liu Hu wiped the hot sweat off his brow, "The Oiran Contest is a grand event that all the men in Qingquan County look forward to. Who doesn't want good luck to fall on him, I, Liu Hu, have nothing else If you are talented, you will work hard, and if you can win an individual award, I will be happy for the whole year!"
"You don't know yet," Jiang Zhuo explained, "This competition was originally organized by a few wealthy businessmen privately, but later even the county magistrate of Qingquan County participated, and it directly became our local custom. The outstanding person, as long as he can win the oiran in the end, it is called "exclusive oiran", and there is a martial arts competition among them, probably Brother Liu Hu also has his eyes on a girl, why did he shout so loudly just now?"
"Hahahaha!"
"Old Jiang, I'm going to fuck you. What nonsense are you talking about? I just want to show my face. Our men's face is more important than our lives, isn't it?"
"You don't want to listen to what I say, Old Liu. If you want to talk about Kung Fu Qingquan area that can compete with you, it has to belong to Qianhu Tiankui."
"Hmph... This old guy is not good at character, but he is number one in martial arts. It's just that he has status and is not young. He probably won't compete with me for this position, but I lost to him last time. I practiced hard for a year and I believe I can win again this time.”
"Old boy Tian Kuina, I believe that his character will never let go of what he has taken advantage of. He will come again. Liu Hu, if you can't beat him, don't be too angry. After all, there is nothing you can do about it. , his single-handed swordsmanship is considered unrivaled in Qingquan County..."
"Who is Tian Kui?" Yang Ling asked after listening to them talking about the name.
"Oh, that's Qianhu, the military officer in charge of soldiers in Qingquan County." Tang Yuanyou said, and then Jiang Zhuo added, "Didn't you be almost killed by the evil master Duan Yu last time? He brought a few nurses with him." One of the yamen servants Ning came to ventilate, one of them is Tian Ba. Tian Kui is Tian Ba's uncle, but he is really Qingquan's first tyrant. Tian Kui has military power in his hands, so even our Mr. Tang San is afraid of him. His martial arts are also super strong, not easy to mess with."
"That is to say, this year's oiran battle today, who will win? Is it possible that the county magistrate and the bad teacher Duan Yu will take it away?"
"Last year, it was Tian Kui's martial arts that dominated the battle. Luo Zhengping, the son of the county magistrate Luo Tianhua, was also good at writing, and he won the top spot. You see, this year he is crazy. Hey, this year, we are optimistic about you in terms of writing, Mr. Yang, and In terms of martial arts, Liu Hu thinks about avenging his shame. I think it is quite stressful. People have to fight for their breath when they are alive!"
"There are judges, right?"
"That's right, the county magistrate, the squires from all over the country, and our young master Tang San all have seats for selection."
"There is another great advantage of monopolizing the oiran, and you will be tempted when you hear it."
"What is it?"
"Don't worry." Tang Yuanyou made tea on the chair under the tree and sipped slowly, Jiang Zhuo settled a pile of bills there, while Liu Hu continued to lead people to practice wrestling.
"What's the point?" Yang Ling was a little anxious.
.........................................................................................................
Hello everyone, I am Lan Luobosquat, a newcomer to the book city.The new book "The Best Son-in-Law of Ming Dynasty" has just begun to be written and has just begun to be circulated. I ask everyone to take care of it!Please, please, please~(^з^)-☆.
Calling me a newcomer, I actually wrote a novel of 200 million words. I signed a contract on the Qidian Chinese website to publish a history "Military Master: I am Pang Shiyuan of the Three Kingdoms", and a science fiction "Plane Restoration Expert" with hundreds of thousands of words. It's over.Everyone can search.
The characteristic of the novels I write is that I love to write about ancient scholars. I have written many novels around the theme of scholars.Hope to make like-minded friends.
I think it's very disrespectful to me to sign a contract with Book City.It is a kind of light-weight reading, and then I write easily, and you can enjoy reading it.Yes, that is to write with a mobile phone and read it with a mobile phone.That's what reading tends to be like now.
However, I also studied very hard for a long time to write this book "The Best Son-in-Law of the Ming Dynasty".Guarantee full sincerity.
Regarding the update, the stable period guarantees a high speed that will make you look cool (○?ε?○).In the past, I updated to 8000 a day at the fastest anyway.On the basis that the quality of the novel and the number of words are guaranteed to be okay, I will explode.
Finally, in a word, I will be like the heroine of a novel, asking for recommendations, collections, and rewards for all kinds of criticisms. I don’t need to face, and I will ask for all kinds of requests~(^з^)-☆
(End of this chapter)
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