Urban Feng Shui Master

Chapter 122
"Pfft—" Suddenly, a head popped out from under the water.

"Oh my god, Zhang Mengmeng, don't you want to be so scary, you thought that Xi Shuwang was back again." Zhao Dapeng was really scared and almost peed.After beating him down several times and then getting up again, this mouse king is like Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death, and now he really doesn't have the strength to fight anymore.

"The water level is too high. I'm afraid you won't be able to dive back. Fortunately, you're wearing a simple oxygen mask." Zhang Mengmeng said, raising the waterproof bag in his hand.

"This thing is too timely. I am already exhausted to death. If I hold my breath for so long, I will die." Zhao Dapeng was happy, put on a simple oxygen mask, and plunged into the water.

"Why are there only two?" Zeng Yifan looked at the only one left in the bag, feeling a little embarrassed.

"This... I was nervous just now, and one of them fell into the water." As Zhang Mengmeng spoke, his face was already red to the base of his ears.

"She did it on purpose. Anyway, it's not the first time you two kissed. One kiss is enough." Zhao Dapeng suddenly poked his head out of the water again, and added something he thought he had to say.

"Zhao Dapeng!" Zhang Mengmeng almost stomped his feet anxiously, she really didn't mean it.Even if you want to kiss, you won't be in this kind of place, just make a joke of your life.

"Hmm..." Suddenly, Zhang Mengmeng felt a big hand grabbing the back of his head, and after that, two warm lips covered his face...

The biggest benefit of kissing Zeng Yifan is that it really feels refreshing, like eating mints.

……

In the afternoon, Zhao Dapeng's home.

"Take out all the money you have on you." Zeng Yifan said to Zhao Dapeng after completing a series of formations to eliminate disasters.

"What? When did you become so snobbish? I didn't even count the weapons I used in the morning, the cost of wear and tear, and the interest on the deposit. Are you asking me for money now? No!" Zhao Dapeng covered it vigilantly. Live in the pocket.

"Hey!" Zeng Yifan sighed, he didn't want Zhao Dapeng's bad money.

"The so-called destruction of wealth and calamity, now your evil spirit has been transferred to your personal belongings. If these things are scattered and picked up by someone, they can share these disasters for you." Zeng Yifan felt a little powerless to explain, maybe he was being stingy Can Zhao Dapeng understand?

"Then... can I just throw away the clothes on my body?" Zhao Dapeng really felt sorry for the money in his bag, and there were still more than ten days in this month, so he lived on the money.But the clothes had been torn in the morning's battle, so they had to be thrown anyway.

"Throwing clothes is not bad, it is useful, but someone has to pick them up and wear them, so that the bad luck will be transferred." Zeng Yifan spread his hands.

Now the two fires of spirit and qi on Zhao Dapeng's shoulders have been rekindled, and the danger to his life is no longer there, but there is still a bad luck on the top of his head.

"What will happen if no one picks up and no one wears it?"

"It's not very serious, it's just that you yourself suffer from this bad luck. You get hit by a car when you go out, have your arms amputated or something. Or you become a fool when you get hit by a high-altitude vase. Of course, you may just be framed as a salty Pig hand, lock it up for 24 hours to cooperate with the investigation." Zeng Yifan said lightly.

"This..." Zhao Dapeng thought carefully about Zeng Yifan's words. He did not doubt the authenticity of these words, and it was unlikely that they were exaggerated.But if it's really your own bad luck, wouldn't it be too immoral to just transfer it to others?

"That's why I asked you to give away the money, give away more money, and let more people pick it up, and the bad luck will naturally be dispersed. The people who picked up the money are nothing more than catching a cold and stepping on piles of shit." Zeng Yifan saw it What Zhao Dapeng thought, added an explanation.

"This..." Zhao Dapeng took out his wallet, as if looking at his own child, feeling a little bit reluctant.

"All right, all right, at most, I'll treat you to dinner for the next half month." Zeng Yifan pushed Zhao Dapeng towards the door speechlessly.

"Really? You're going to treat me to dinner next time? But it's an agreement, don't let it go!" Zhao Dapeng's eyes lit up when he heard this.

"Not bad for you!" Zeng Yifan was almost speechless, he was really unlucky this time, okay, for the sake of Zhao Dapeng's narrow escape, he had to give him money to support him for half a month.

"Remember to lose your wallet at the end!" Zeng Yifan shouted to Zhao Dapeng who ran out excitedly.

"Ah!" Just as Zhao Dapeng wanted to respond, he felt his feet slipped and fell on his back.

"Who the hell threw banana peels, I fell to death!" Zhao Dapeng cursed, rubbed his buttocks and limped downstairs.

Sure enough, before the money was thrown out, it was bad luck.Just slipped on a banana peel, still light.

After Zhao Dapeng left, Zeng Yifan looked at Zhang Mengmeng and winked.Obviously, Zhao Dapeng's problem was solved, and now there were only the two of them left.The lonely man and the widow are in the same room, their hands are touched, their chests are touched, their faces are kissed, and the kisses are kissed, what next...

"What are you doing? Are your eyes cramping?" Zhang Mengmeng was bewildered.

Uh!
Zeng Yifan felt that his glances should be normal, why did Zhang Mengmeng see his eyes cramp?What the hell!
It doesn't matter, it's third base anyway, I heard that women like to be a little bit stronger, if you have been passively waiting for other girls to nod and say yes, you will be thankful for years.

Zhang Mengmeng didn't notice Zeng Yifan's slightly flushed face, and suddenly thought that he had to deal with the Fuxi gossip map that was only half real.Just as he was about to turn around, he saw Zeng Yifan's face instantly enlarged in front of his eyes. He was frightened for a moment, and retreated to the wall again and again.

"You... um..." Before Zhang Mengmeng could speak, his lips were covered.

Zhang Mengmeng was at a loss for the sudden hot kiss. She was in the basement before, because she had been listening to the fierce battle below, and her heart hurt her throat several times, thinking that Zeng Yifan was going to die, so the last time she saw it, there was a The feeling of going through life and death, that kiss should not be considered love.

As for the slap in the museum cabinet, it can't be counted. It's an extraordinary method in an extraordinary period, just covering your mouth with your hand when you can't.

Yes, it is like that!

And Zhang Mengmeng has indeed always comforted himself in this way.Otherwise, how can we get along happily in the future?Even if you fall in love, the progress is too fast, and girls will suffer a lot.

That's right, so Zeng Yifan must understand that if they want to get along with each other, they have to start with the basic routines of texting and calling, going out to eat and watching movies, holding hands while shopping and pressing the road, and they must not overstep the limits!

It's a pity that Zhang Mengmeng thought so much, all kinds of Plato, Zeng Yifan smelled the refreshing orchid fragrance at this moment, and there was only one thought left in his mind, so the hand pressed against the wall lightly rested on Zhang Mengmeng's waist , began to walk up.

As soon as Zeng Yifan's hand touched Zhang Mengmeng's waist, she felt like an electric shock went through her body. While trembling, she also quickly took action, bent her knees and pushed straight up——

"Ah!" Zeng Yifan, whose brain was completely flooded with hormones, suddenly felt a sharp pain in his lower body.

what the hell!Don't give a kiss and don't kick the ball, okay!Didn't your mother tell you women to be gentle?

　Thank you for the rewards of stop and go just for you, Bai Xiaozhen, The Cabin on the Cliff, Cute L Shuai, Where Are You Hooligans, and 1975 Ants 1975.

　　
　
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