Urban Feng Shui Master

Chapter 203
Zeng Yifan and Zhang Mengmeng muttered in the corner, and the policemen at the door were almost stunned.

After a long time, the leading policeman couldn't stand it anymore. Obviously, these two people, one is the owner of the house and the other is an acquaintance, there are no gangsters.Could it be these fine metal burglaries?

So he yelled to the two people in the room with a dark face: "You two, who can explain to me what's going on? Otherwise, you all go back to the bureau with me to make notes!"

Just when he was extremely embarrassed, he suddenly heard a bluffing sound from outside.

"Borrowed, borrowed!"

Because too many strange things happened, when someone shouted "excuse me", the policemen who were blocking the outside unexpectedly moved out of the way together.So, Zhao Dapeng, who received Zeng Yifan's distress message, entered the sight of the heavily armed police uncles gorgeously.

What happened?Zhao Dapeng looked at the mess in the room, and asked Zeng Yifan with his eyes.

Zeng Yifan understood, and glanced at Zhang Mengmeng's injured finger.

Now I really don't know how to end it.

"This..." While Zhao Dapeng had an epiphany, he also thought of helping them out quickly.So he rushed into the room directly, and blamed Zhang Mengmeng: "Have you become obsessed with practicing kung fu again?"

Crazy? !Everyone present was stunned.

"I told you not to learn Maoshan techniques from that stinky Taoist priest, look, you have gone mad!" Zhao Dapeng still tried to lie.

Oh!It turned out to be Mao Shanshu, as if I had seen it in a novel, so it turned out to be like this in reality!The policemen present were confused but at the same time they understood.

Seeing the slightly relaxed expressions of the policemen, Zhao Dapeng turned around immediately, and said to the policeman in the lead with a playful smile: "This policeman, my friend is so immortal. He is learning Maoshan technique. He must have gone mad and messed up the house." It was a mess. Then her boyfriend thought the house was burglarized...hehe..."

While talking, Zhao Dapeng shook hands with the dumb policemen one by one in a friendly manner.

"This shield is very heavy, come here, put it aside first." "Your clothes are so cool, aren't they bulletproof? Tsk tsk." "Do you want some water? A drink?"

Several policemen were a little dizzy by Zhao Dapeng's eloquence, and they really put down their shields.

Today, I can see Maoshan Technique with my own eyes. Although it is a crazy version, it is a bit scary, but it is also an eye-opener.

"Oh, it's just that the house is too messy, why don't you go back first? We'll invite everyone to drink tea after we clean up." Zhao Dapeng led several policemen out of the house invisibly.

The policeman who was in the lead chattered a lot to the fat man who came in suddenly, feeling a little dazed.At this moment, he was at the end of the team and had already returned to the living room.

"No!" The policeman stopped suddenly: "Then what happened to the sudden rain just now?"

Zhao Dapeng has black lines all over his head.I really don't know what Zhang Mengmeng and Zeng Yifan were doing here just now?False police report and metal assault on the police, dare Zeng Yifan even show off the indoor rainfall?
It's really one head and two big.

"This...that..." Zhao Dapeng racked his brains to think of an excuse, and suddenly slapped his head: "It's an automatic fire extinguishing device! That's right, it's an automatic fire extinguishing device. The smell of gunpowder was too strong just now. My friend's house is high-tech, so I thought When there is a fire, the automatic fire extinguishing program is activated. Hey, technology is very unreliable nowadays, I heard that you can still get pregnant after a ligation, unreliable, really unreliable!"

While explaining, Zhao Dapeng did not forget to ask the leading policeman out of the house first.

A few minutes later, only the sound of "bang" closing the door, Zhao Dapeng breathed a sigh of relief: "Hold the slot, does this count as deceiving the law enforcement officers? Is there any charge?"

The few policemen who were pushed out of the door in a daze, sent them back in a daze.Suddenly thought, isn't Mao Shanshu a ghost hunter?Does it have something to do with metal becoming fine?
Uh!Whether it is a false police report or a real case, you should take a few people back to make a record, why did it come out?
However, no one wants to go back, not to mention the knives and hammers that can fly by themselves, or the high-tech automatic water sprinkler, it's scary no matter how you think about it.

After the policemen left, Zhao Dapeng looked around at Zhang Mengmeng’s mess, put his hands on his hips, and asked in an interrogative tone: “Be honest, what the hell did you two do? Report false police, openly attack the police, and even use supernatural powers!”

You know, when Zhao Dapeng received Zeng Yifan's text message, he ran all the way here, couldn't even wait for the elevator, climbed up to the eighth floor in one go, and had to lie to them when it was over.

Zeng Yifan was indeed speechless, this time it was really an oolong, he hadn't figured out what was going on.

Ignoring Zhao Dapeng's continued chatter, Zeng Yifan went to find the medicine box in the drawer.It's better to bandage Zhang Mengmeng first, and then clean up the mess.

Uh!Even the iron sheet on the outside of the medicine box was twisted.

A few minutes later, Zhang Mengmeng sat on the sofa in a daze, wrapped in a blanket, with water dripping from his hair.Zeng Yifan started tidying up in the room.

This mess is too bad, almost all metal objects are deformed.

Zeng Yifan reluctantly threw a hot water bottle with three-pin plugs crossed and fused into a large box.The mobile phone is also scrapped. It still rang before, but there was no response to the answer. Now it won't even ring. It is estimated that the circuit inside is either twisted or fused together.

It seems that after the basic tidying up, they are just about to find workers to renovate the store, so they can come over and re-decorate some of Zhang Mengmeng's home.

"Hold the groove, this is too exaggerated."

It was Zhao Dapeng who spoke.At the moment he is holding an apple in one hand and a fruit knife in the other.The metal part of the fruit knife was twisted into a twist shape, and a circle was made at the top.

Zeng Yifan glanced at the fruit knife, then at Zhang Mengmeng who was in a daze, the corners of his mouth twitched twice: Girls have supernatural powers, but the way they use them is different, what they pursue is elegant shapes and a strong sense of art.

At this moment, Zhang Mengmeng buried his face in his knees suddenly, and began to cry.

Uh!Zhao Dapeng shrank his neck, probably because he just said that to make girls cry.Although he doesn't like Zhang Mengmeng very much, he doesn't take pleasure in bullying girls.

For Zhang Mengmeng crying suddenly, Zeng Yifan was also a little flustered, he really didn't know how to coax a girl, so he could only hurriedly drop the things in his hands, and asked weakly: "Don't cry, it's nothing, I will help you It's all packed."

"Then what should I do in the future?" Zhang Mengmeng asked crying.She thought of a very difficult problem, a reality that had to be faced.

"Don't worry, just be careful in the future and don't get hurt." Zeng Yifan comforted, and then added: "If you want to eat at home, I'll make it for you, so don't cook."

(End of this chapter)