Urban Feng Shui Master

Chapter 27 Seven Star Water
"I'll take your good words, I'll take your good words." Zhang Jing didn't hide anything, and readily admitted.She is already 30 years old, this confession is successful, and she should be talking about marriage soon, how can she be as twitchy as a little girl.

"Yifan, tell me, how did you test the characters for Zhang Gong? I didn't know that you could also measure characters, and it was very accurate." Zhao Dapeng turned his attention to Zeng Yifan again.

"You're talking nonsense, two cups of coffee can't stop you from talking." Zeng Yifan said and pushed the coffee that Zhao Dapeng put on his desk towards him.

"Ahem." Chen Chen realized that he was suddenly marginalized, and coughed twice to signal his presence.

"Chen Chen, come, you have your share." Zhang Jing generously handed the drink to Chen Chen.

"I am so happy to be slept by a man. There is still a long way to go to get married. These drinks are all preservatives. I never drink them. I only drink soda water. It costs 34 yuan a bottle." Chen Chen looked at the drink that Zhang Jing handed over with disdain and said.

"Well, then you are all busy, I'm going back to the office." Although Zhang Jing felt very uncomfortable with Chen Chen's words, she was old after all, and she couldn't be angry with the young man who just started working, so just bear with it.

After Zhang Jing left, everyone thought it was calm, but unexpectedly, Chen Chen spoke again.

"Yifan, let everyone see your word-testing ability, don't hide it."

"I said it was just nonsense." Zeng Yifan didn't want to talk nonsense with Chen Chen, and besides, he really didn't know how to test words.

"If you still say it's nonsense, you're making it clear that Mr. Zhang must be bragging about his love this time." Chen Chen was really ruthless.Moreover, if Zeng Yifan wasn't lying, he wouldn't have dug a hole for him to test.

"Yifan, just give him a test." Zhao Dapeng winked at Zeng Yifan.

After understanding the meaning, Zeng Yifan nodded: "Okay, then write three words and tell me what you want to test."

"Just test what will happen to me today. It will be more immediate." Chen Chen said, took a piece of white paper, and began to write on it.

Zeng Yifan took a look at the white paper, and there were three words "Zeng Yifan" written on it.

Ask you to test, test your own name, and see what you can measure.A sly smile appeared on the corner of Chen Chen's mouth.

"Really test these three words?" Zeng Yifan pretended to be embarrassed.

"It's just these three words, I think it will match my luck today, it will be very good, right? Your father will never give you a fierce name." Chen Chen felt that he was so powerful that he said If the words elevate oneself, if they don't speak, they also hurt two generations.

"It's like this. I like water in my horoscope. The three characters 'Zeng Yifan' are exactly seven points of water, which caters to the seven-star feng shui fate. There is a saying in "Shangqing Lingbao Dafa": The seven stars are the seven auspiciousness in man, and the Big Dipper is in the sky. Among them, when above the Kunlun, the point of rotation follows the 24 qi, and it is the twelfth day." Zeng Yifan's horoscope is not bad, and he does have the seven-star feng shui fate, but he just made up the "Shangqing Lingbao Dafa" , but Zhao Dapeng next to him was stunned.

"These three characters are so good. Does that mean that I want to 'be the top of Kunlun' too?" Although Chen Chen was uncomfortable with how good Zeng Yifan said his name, he was testing his own characters at this moment. Let's all be proud.

"But..." Zeng Yifan suddenly changed the topic: "You are very happy."

Chen Chen was taken aback: "How do you know?" Because he was born on a day of great cold, he was lucky in life, but because of his weak horoscope, he couldn't see open fire.Therefore, the word "日" is included in the name, and then she wears red underwear all the year round to prosper her life.

But, how did this kid Zeng Yifan know?
"People who are happy have a lot of love, don't you always say that girls who chase you can line up from the East Street to the West Gate?"

"Cut..." Chen Chen sneered, thinking that he really knew some secret arts.

"Your horoscope is hot, but the character you measured contains water, which is still the water of seven stars, which is really not good." Zeng Yifan continued to poke the words on the white paper solemnly and explained: "And, look at the character 'Yi' you wrote, go The bottom is not smooth and protrudes a bit, which is a sign of falling when walking."

When Zeng Yifan said this, Zhao Dapeng next to him immediately understood the essence and turned his back leisurely.

"What, it's just nonsense!" Chen Chen angrily turned around and wanted to leave.Just as he was about to lift his foot, he suddenly saw Zhao Dapeng with a smirk on his face, stretching out a foot in front of him.

"You two!" Chen Chen patted the table a few times vigorously.Although I didn't really trip over it, I always felt like I was being teased. If I had to fall while walking, I was cursing myself for falling over.

"what!"

Suddenly, a sharp cry sounded.

I saw the cup containing Zhao Dapeng's boiling hot coffee, which was close to the edge of the table. When Chen Chen slapped it, the whole cup of coffee splashed down his trouser legs gorgeously, and then there was the sound of the cup falling to the ground.

"Uh."

Zeng Yifan was speechless.Zhao Dapeng tried his best not to laugh, thinking that he was already out of luck, so he should stop being provocative with words, and the way he curled his lips and bulged his cheeks was very funny.

"Zhao Dapeng! Look at what you've done!" Chen Chen stomped his feet because of the hot coffee, and poked Zhao Dapeng's face with his index finger.

"Ah, I think you'd better flush it with water quickly, in case you make a bath or something, it will damage your body. By the way, do you want to buy you a bottle of soda water for 34 yuan to flush it? Haha Haha." Zhao Dapeng squeezed his nose and made a mean sound, slowly moved his finger away from his face, took Zhang Jing's cup of Starbucks latte, and couldn't help laughing anymore.

Without caring about getting angry, Chen Chen immediately rushed into the bathroom. It's true that he couldn't leave burn scars because of impulsiveness.

"what!!"

There was another sharp cry.

Then came Chen Chen's cursing: "Who the hell made the floor so wet, causing me to fall, so fuck he can't get out of bed!"

"It was the cleaning lady who just mopped the floor, and she said that she will wait for you for nothing at night!" Zhao Dapeng shouted.

Afterwards, the office burst into laughter, even Zeng Yifan covered his stomach with laughter.

(End of this chapter)