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Chapter 159 Izumi Miko loves parrots! (For the elder dream to take off and add more!)

"Hee hee, Mother Lu is praising you!"

Song Guo raised his elbow and bumped Xia Ye's arm.

"gone!"

Xia Ye got up and walked out from the hiding place.

"Eh? Don't you want to sneak attack?"

Song Guo also plans to play a surprise game!

"Discovered!"

Although Lu Lingxi and Xia Zhiyan's movements were subtle, Xia Ye, who had keen observation skills, still noticed them.

Xia Zhiyan is a bold man, not afraid of being ambushed at all, and was thinking about how to counter-kill the enemy to show his strength and conquer Lu Lingxi, when he saw a young man wearing a blindfold come out and lay on his buttocks. Behind, followed by a little bear.

No, it was a little girl wearing a complete bearskin.

"It's you?"

Xia Zhiyan was a little stunned, he didn't expect to meet Xia Ye here, but after a while, there was a relationship with Lu Lingxi, so he might not be able to kill him.

"Hey, Lu Niang, long time no see!"

Xiao Songguo beckoned.

"Mother Deer!"

Xia Ye hesitated for a moment, but he still didn't call Sister Lu Lingxi like Xia Zhiyan did.

"Is it you?"

A look of surprise immediately appeared on Lu Lingxi's face. She was still thinking about how to find Xia Ye's tribe, but she didn't expect him to appear.

Roar!
The spring girl gritted her teeth, like a wild dog that has encountered an enemy, staring at Xia Ye vigilantly. She has not forgotten that this guy beat her.

"Spring water, it's okay, they won't hurt you!"

Lu Lingxi hurriedly comforted him.

Only then did the spring girl calm down.

"Haha, I ran into this girl from Quanshui a while ago, and there was a little friction!"

Xia Ye shrugged.

"whispering sound!"

Xia Zhiyan originally wanted to use the conflict between Xia Ye and Quanshui to make a fuss, to make Lu Lingxi hate him, but now he can't, Xia Ye admitted it so naturally.

"Well, I understand!"

Seeing Xia Ye's magnanimity and not hiding anything, Lu Lingxi secretly praised that he is indeed the boy he admired. If it were someone else, he would definitely argue and explain his innocence.

Think about it too, who would let go of a heroic soldier with a very high growth rate like the Spirit of Spring?
"Miss Lu, how have you been doing recently?"

Xiao Songguo ran over, took out a handful of biscuits and handed them over: "It's a pity, I didn't bring cakes today. It's the latest delicacy that big brother has researched. It's very delicious!"

"is it?"

Lu Niang scratched the little Lolita's nose.

"That's right, that's big brother refining with milk..."

Speaking of this, Xiao Songguo suddenly shut up and glanced at Xia Zhiyan, which meant self-evidently, to prevent being overheard.

"refining?"

Lu Lingxi's eyes lit up, it was another new vocabulary, and then he looked at Xia Ye, this must be his unique secret recipe again.

"Little Slicker!"

Xia Zhiyan is depressed. Lu Lingxi is an intellectual beauty. She travels all year round, exploring various ruins and looking for lost knowledge. When this little girl opens her mouth, it is what she is most interested in. How can she win?
"Humph!"

Song Guo made a face at Xia Zhiyan in the blind spot of Lu Lingxi's vision, and then ran towards the spirit of spring water.

"Here, sister Quan, here are the biscuits, they are delicious!"

The feeding property of the womb fruit broke out again.

"Hi Nima!"

With Xia Zhiyan's self-cultivation, he couldn't help but swear.

This little lolita has bright eyes, and she is very clever at first glance. Coupled with this grimace, Xia Zhiyan immediately determined that she was deliberately slipping the tongue to attract Lu Lingxi's attention.

Don't look at her saying the word "refinement", but let alone ordinary people, even the Great Prophet is probably confused after hearing it.

Therefore, no information has been leaked.

"Izumi Miko?"

Spring Spirit's eyes lit up, and she murmured in a low voice, thinking that the name was good, so she jumped up and down with her feet happily.

"It's decided, I will be called Izumi Miko from now on!"

The spring girl looked at Lu Lingxi.

"What?"

A huge sense of crisis hit immediately, so Xia Zhiyan said: "With your identity, temperament, and appearance, these three words are not worthy of you at all!"

"There is no match or not, only like or not!"

Song Guo retorted.

"Ok!"

Izumi nodded, thinking it made sense.

"Whee!"

Xiao Songguo grinned, and in the blind spot of Lu Lingxi and Quan Meizi's field of vision, made a V sign to Xia Zhiyan, deliberately annoyed him.

"you……"

Xia Zhiyan wanted to kill someone.

"Here, eat biscuits!"

Saying hello.

Quan Meizi looked at Lu Lingxi.

"Eat it, no problem!"

Lu Lingxi demonstrated, just took a few bites of biscuits, and then his mouth suddenly stopped.

Compared with the energy bar last time, this biscuit has a stronger aroma and a smoother texture, without that rough friction feeling, it is simply delicious!
Quan Meizi took it carefully, took a sip, and her vigilant expression immediately turned into astonishment, and then, like a squirrel, she clicked, clicked, and stuffed the biscuit into her mouth with both hands.

"Eat slowly, and be careful of choking!"

Song Guo continued to pass the biscuits.

Click click!

Quan Meizi smiled openly, her cheeks puffed up.

"It's over, I'm going to suffer!"

Xia Zhiyan suddenly became nervous, the heroine he got was going to fly, which made him want to shout, let go of that heroine, let me do it!
"The last one was an energy bar, which is mainly used to replenish carbohydrates. It is a high-calorie food, so the taste is terrible. This is a snack specially made for me by my big brother. The focus is on enjoyment!"

Song Guo explained that although she doesn't know what carbohydrates and high calories mean, it doesn't matter, as long as it can interest Lu Lingxi.

"Oh?"

Lu Lingxi also knew that there were outsiders present, and Xia Ye would definitely not know how to popularize science, so he wisely didn't ask, but he couldn't hide his curiosity.

"What is this little girl talking about?"

Xia Zhiyan became anxious, cold sweat broke out on her forehead, and if she kept talking nonsense like this, Lu Lingxi would be tricked away.

But having said that, although I don't understand it, it feels so powerful!
"How many do I make up?"

Xia Zhiyan thought of a countermeasure in an instant, but Lu Lingxi was not stupid, and when asked afterwards, wouldn't it annoy her even more to show her true self?
"Miss Lu..."

Xiao Songguo yelled, and Xia Zhiyan's nerves tensed suddenly, his ears pricked up, and he was afraid that he would say some "unclear" words again.

"Hey, are you familiar with this Izumi Miko?"

Song Guo asked.

Xia Ye has been silent, observing Quan Meizi and Lu Niang, and letting Song Guo play. It seems that the capture of the heroine this time depends on Lu Lingxi.

"But how can I get Mother Lu to help? Use Einstein's mass-energy equation? Or Fourier transform to tempt her? But let alone calculus, the tribal people probably don't know the most basic mathematical formulas?"

Xia Ye thinks that a Pythagorean theorem is enough to conquer Luniang, but would it be too shameless to do so?

"I saved her, and then she followed me!"

Regardless of temperament and dress, Lu Lingxi has a touch of nature, a bit like a forest goddess, and is the only one who has no desire for the spirit of spring water, so Quan Meizi has an inexplicable closeness and affection for her .

"What about him?"

Song Guo secretly pointed at Xia Zhiyan.

"He helped repel that youth group!"

Lu Lingxi explained that Xia Zhiyan can actually solve the problem without Xia Zhiyan's action, but the help is a favor.

"I just happen to be at the right time!"

Xia Zhiyan is modest.

In fact, Xia Zhiyan is a very intelligent young man. When he discovered the ten-member scout youth group, he quietly followed him, spent a lot of money, and reached a secret agreement with one of them. He would pay a lot of money for information.

After the youth group met the spirit of spring water, the guy who was bribed notified Xia Zhiyan with a psychic beast, so he rushed over, just in time to help, and sold his favor.

"Ah!"

Quan Meizi ate up the biscuits and looked at the womb fruit.

"No more!"

Song Guo opened the snack bag, and poured it down forcefully with the mouth facing down.

"Ah, not happy!"

Izumi pursed her lips.

"Come back to the tribe with me, my family has a lot of delicious snacks!"

Song fruit invitation.

"They just want to have you!"

Xia Zhiyan saw that the spirit of spring water was about to be captured by delicious food, so he hurriedly reminded him.

"Aren't you?"

Xia Ye asked back.

"Haha, at least I will treat Miko Izumi as my wife, not a sacrificial cannon fodder!"

Xia Zhiyan looked at Quan Meizi with burning eyes, and said sincerely, "Come with me, my tribe will become your warmest home!"

"Tsk, you remind me of those scumbags who lie to women with sweet words!"

Xia Ye pouted.

"Scumbag!"

"Scumbag!"

The macaw flew over everyone's heads and landed on Xia Ye's shoulder: "Shameless!"

Quan Meizi ignored Xia Zhiyan, but looked at the poisonous tongue parrot with a curious look, and reached out to touch it, but froze in mid-air again, worried that it would be frightened.

"Come on, help me coax Quan Meizi back, I will steam Sakuragi flower rice for you every day!"

Xia Ye secretly cheered.

The poison tongue parrot glanced at Xia Ye, then at Quan Meizi, then flapped its wings and flew towards her.

"great, good luck!"

As soon as Xia Ye finished speaking, his face turned green, because the poison tongue parrot didn't intend to land at all, but flew directly over Quan Meizi's head, soaking in bird droppings.

"My Cao..."

At this moment, Xia Ye has the heart to slaughter the little parrot and stew it to eat, it's fine if you don't help, don't make trouble!

Seeing that Quan Meizi was interested in the parrot, Xia Zhiyan was ready to chase it away. Who knew that when he saw this scene next, his expression froze immediately, and he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"No, I'm going to die laughing!"

Xia Zhiyan was out of breath with a smile, and even Lu Lingxi couldn't help laughing.

"Ah!"

Quan Meizi was very depressed, with a lost expression, hugged her knees with her hands, and squatted on the ground.

"You come with me, I'll give you the little parrot as a pet, plus a big pack of snacks every day!"

This is the face of the intelligent Lu Lingxi, any scheming will be underestimated, so Xia Ye bluntly offered the price: "Five insurances and one housing fund, one month of paid vacation every year, if you want to get married, the tribe will be responsible for finding a boyfriend for you , and send a generous dowry!"

"What the hell?"

Xia Zhiyan didn't know what Xia Ye was talking about, but it sounded like Welfare was very powerful, so he couldn't lose the chain: "Come with me, I'll find you whatever you want, parrot? I'll catch you a hundred !"

(End of this chapter)