Chief don't slap in the face

Chapter 94 Obsessed with farming and can't extricate myself! (Please subscribe, the third update)
"Demolish the tower!"

"Demolish the tower!"

Xia Ye turned his head and saw that macaw with bright feathers followed back to the tribe and landed on the vitality tower to make noise.

"Go! Go!"

On Friday, I picked a stone and threw it out to drive away the parrots, the bird droppings would dirty the vitality tower.

Flutter!
The parrot flew away from Friday's head, and a big white poop fell on his face, right in the mouth.

A salty taste immediately filled the mouth.

Pooh! Pooh! Pooh!
Depressed vomiting blood on Friday.

"Ha ha!"

The pine fruit was so happy that Jiaduo couldn't help laughing.

"Don't demolish the tower, plant the seeds first!"

Xia Ye glanced at the sky, it seemed a bit cloudy.

The enemy's tribe is there, unable to escape, and can be pushed at any time, but the delay in farming time is delayed by one year.

Xia Ye can still tell which is more important.

Putting down his weapon, Xia Ye picked up the hoe and began to repair the vegetable garden.

"You actually plan the ground with a bronze weapon?"

Jia Duo was speechless, she thought those strangely shaped bronze wares were murderous weapons, but who knew they were farm tools, do you want to be so reckless?

Wonder Woman's heart is about to break, you don't need it, can you give it to me?

"Humph!"

Friday is very proud, we must be the first savage who can use bronze farm tools.

As a rural child, although Xia Ye's farming skills are not MAX, they are definitely up to the standard. At least the various crops and seeds are clearly distinguished, and he knows what to plant in which season.

"Before and after Grain Rain, Angua orders beans!"

Xia Ye teaches.

"Mmmmmmm!"

Song Guo nodded for a while, but after helping for a while, he lost interest and ran away quickly. Jia Duo was very patient and farmed with Xia Ye.

There was a burst of mourning on Friday, because his hoe was taken away by Jia Duo.

"What is this lice-like seed?"

Jia Duo's curiosity exploded.

"cucumber!"

The corner of Xia Ye's mouth twitched, he patted a cucumber on a hot day, poured it with vinegar and garlic, it was cold and refreshing, he was looking forward to it, but when Jia Duo made such a metaphor, he suddenly lost his appetite.

What is like lice?Xia Ye glanced at the cucumber seeds, well, they look a bit like them.

"What's a cucumber?"

Jia Duo blinked her big blue eyes.

"Friends of Women!"

Xia Ye answered solemnly, that many fruits and plants before the catastrophe were unknown to the tribe's natives, and even if there were, their names had changed.

"It's a pity that there are no tomatoes and potatoes!"

It's a pity for Xia Ye, he didn't find chili and corn either, maybe it's because they didn't grow near Xia's tribe, but unfortunately he didn't have time, otherwise he could take a long trip and look for it.

You can't have butter hot pot without peppers, and you can't get ketchup without tomatoes. As for corn, it doesn't matter.

After two days of busy work, Xia Ye scattered all the seeds cultivated in Taohuayuan in the past few years. Standing at the edge of the field, looking at the neat field ridges, his heart was full of satisfaction.

"very nice!"

Jia Duo handed a water bottle to Xia Ye, and looked at the field obsessively. This is the hope of a tribe, life!
Gum!Gum!
Xia Ye took two sips of water and looked at the sky: "It's been cloudy for two days, if it rains earlier, the seeds will grow faster and better!"

These years are still slash-and-burn farming, and the crops are all harvested from the sky, intensive farming?Irrigation of farmland?nonexistent.

"Hurry up and build the spring water tower!"

Jia Duo suggested.

The spring water tower is the lifeline of a tribe. It not only maintains the daily water of the tribe, but also has a healing effect.

The aborigines of the tribe got a minor illness, and they would be cured if they spent a knife coin and soaked in the public bath in the spring water tower.

Jia Duo is very diligent, even though she was seriously injured, she still insisted on working, and fell wood with Friday to build a warehouse, which made Xia Ye appreciate her even more.

"How much work to do, how much to eat!"

Jia Duo's concept is very simple.

Xia Ye agreed, but when the meal was ready, he wanted to cry a little, and he didn't know how the tribal people's appetite grew, everyone was a big eater.

Two big ones and one small one could make Xia Ye cry.

The cage made of bamboo strips is placed on the earthen stove, and twenty meat buns can be steamed in one pot, each of which is as big as a fist.

But Xia Ye had just taken three bites, and the three had already eaten up the second one.

Noticing Xia Ye's expression, Jia Duo blushed, and withdrew her hand reaching for the third bun, but it was really delicious.

"Delicious and fragrant!"

Xiao Siguo ate so much that his mouth was full of oil. Seeing that Friday hadn't finished eating, he went to grab the buns and immediately hit him on the back of his hand with chopsticks.

"Take it after eating!"

Even though he taught Friday this lesson, Little Songguo carried another one into his bosom.

"Eat slowly, don't you think it's too hot?"

Xia Ye frowned, and hid far away, no, I can't stand these people fighting for food, isn't it just pork and scallion buns made from wild boar the day before yesterday?Is it that delicious?
The yeast used for making dough is very easy to make. Put a small ball of dough in a dry and warm place and let it stand for seven or eight hours until it ferments naturally.

This is easy, but the steamed buns will have a little sour taste. Some people like it and think it is natural, but some people are not used to it.

Xia Ye belongs to the type that is not used to eating. Fortunately, he is a science student, and his advantages are obvious. In the past few years, he has purposefully collected Glauber's salt, soda stone, and lime. up.

Although the output is low, it pollutes the environment, and the purity is not high, but in the post-civilization era, this is already a pretty good product.

"Not hot!"

Jia Duo and Song Guo shook their heads in unison. As for Friday, they didn't care about talking at all, and their mouths were full of steamed stuffed buns.

Xia Ye has spices such as star anise and cardamom, so the pigs were not wasted, and all of them were made into stewed products. By the way, a large intestine was filled and dried in the ancestor's stone house.

"Wild boar is such a good thing!"

After dinner, Xiao Siguo, who ate a belly full of braised pork, lay on the blanket, feeling satisfied for a while as he touched his bulging belly.

"Ok!"

Jia Duo nodded, she never knew that dirty pig offal could be eaten, it was simply unbelievable, thinking of this, she couldn't help but glance at Xia Ye.

What an amazing man.

"what happened?"

Natsuno glanced at Wonder Woman.

Jia Duo was sitting on the wooden bench, her two long legs stretched out casually, and her shoes had been taken off. Due to years of exercise, no matter the ratio, line, or radian of the calf and thigh, there was nothing to say. Coupled with the wheat-colored complexion, it is full of wild beauty.

In layman's terms, these beautiful legs can make any man lick them all night, but it's a pity that there are no black stockings, which is a waste.

"You have amazing hands!"

Jia Duo praised.

"I'm not Kato Taka?"

Xia Ye laughed.

"What kind of eagle is Kato Hawk?"

Song Guo is curious. Jia Duo has a pet bald eagle. It is very good at scouting and finding the enemy.

"Not an eagle, but a friend of women!"

How could I talk about this kind of topic with a little girl, Xia Ye suddenly felt guilty.

"Why is she the daughter of a woman?"

Jia Duo frowned.

"Ha ha!"

Xia Ye changed the subject, took out a small wooden box from his backpack, and shook it at the two of them: "Would you like to have a game against the Chief?"

"what is that?"

Jia Duo blinked her eyes, curious!

"Friends of women?"

Jia Duo teased.

"Well, actually men like it too!"

While shuffling the cards, Xia Ye explained the rules.

Jia Duo picked up a wooden sign, which was carved from some kind of tree, very thin, the size of a palm, and strange symbols were drawn on it with paint.

"This is called poker. There are 54 cards in total. There are four suits, namely Spades, Hearts, Clubs, and Diamonds. Each suit has 1 cards, from 10 to [-], and then Warrior J, Warrior Q, and Hero K. And the two strongest ones, the Chief and the Great Prophet!"

Xia Ye introduced, do as the Romans do, he replaced the king, queen, and Jack with heroes, warriors, and fighters.

"Why is the chief stronger than the great prophet? It's unscientific!"

Jia Duo questioned.

"Well, in some tribes, the great prophet is more powerful than the chief!"

Jia Duo agreed.

"Do you still want to play?"

Xia Ye was depressed, as for being so serious?Then there are some wives who control the king strictly, and are even controlled by the queen.

"want!"

The two spoke in unison.

The so-called Dou Chief is actually Doudizhu. It has to be said that both Song Guo and Jia Duo are very smart girls. After three rounds of trials, not only have they memorized these cards, but they have also mastered the rules.

"interesting!"

Song Guo shouted, quickly shuffled the cards, and urged the two of them: "Start! Start!"

Friday squatted at the door, watching eagerly, he also wanted to play.

"Do you want to add some punishment measures?"

Xia Ye was a little surprised when he saw the two girls' card skills soaring. If he practiced for a few more days and figured out the rules, he would not be able to win steadily, so why not make a small request now!

"What punishment?"

Song Guo asked, "Spanking?"

Jia Duo hesitated for a moment, but he really liked this game, so he nodded. The tribe is full of women, and Jia Duo's daily contact is also with women. In the past, if she failed to do well in training, she would be spanked by the teacher. This time it was just replaced by being beaten by a man, it should be the same, right?At most it hurts a little more?
"It doesn't matter, as long as we all win!"

Jia Duo has a strong desire to win.

"Hey! Hey! Can you be more reserved? This makes me very passive!"

Xia Ye was speechless, and really wanted to say that it would be better to change it to the winner and touch his leg, but after all, there was a child, and Xia Ye's integrity had not been lost.

"no!"

Xia Ye righteously refused.

"Then gamble with knife coins!"

Song Guo took out a linen money bag and placed it in front of her. She glanced at Xia Ye and sighed silently, ah, big brother is so cowardly!

Xiao Songguo could tell that if Xia Ye wanted this woman to join the tribe, it would be natural for her to sleep and let her have a baby. This was the most straightforward way.

"it is good!"

Xia Ye breathed a sigh of relief, although this is not healthy, it is better than spanking.

"I... I don't have any coins!"

Jia Duo lowered her head, feeling a little embarrassed about her cash, so she made a small plea: "I lost, let you spank, is that okay?"

　We feel that we still have a bit of talent for being funny, what do you think?

　　
　
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