Martial arts immortal way
Chapter 44 Fake it
Chapter 44 Fake it
One day later, Li Si opened his eyes in a daze, only to realize that he was no longer at home, the bed was a strange bed, the room was a strange room, and there were even two strangers standing in front of him looking at him.
It's a man and a woman. The man looks like he's in his thirties with stubble on his face. He smokes a stick of tobacco in his mouth, giving him an amiable feeling. Li Si is startled when he sees the woman in a blink of an eye. , A typical shrew image.
"You are Li Si, you look very energetic." The middle-aged man looked at Li Si with a smile and nodded.
The dark-skinned woman next to the middle-aged man looked like a poor and lower-middle peasant, but her mouth was slightly dissatisfied
"He looks energetic, but his health is too bad. Can he do anything with our few acres of land?"
"You bitch, you can't talk less."
"What's wrong with me, I worked so hard to give birth to a daughter, it's easy for me!"
Li Si understood in an instant when he heard the conversation between the two. He feels that he is at Lin Lang's house now. These two are Lin Lang's parents. Although Lin Lang looks pretty good, the way he eats always makes him feel scared , and he was still thinking about A'Goose, how could he just marry Lin Lang here so casually, thinking about countermeasures in his heart.
It is obviously impossible to run directly now. Li Si knows that this countryman is very strict with women. If he knows that after being slept by someone, no one will want him again.
And this Luojia Village seems to have some eccentricity, hooking up with a man is going to invade the pig cage! ! !
Although Li Si had no interest in Lin Lang, he didn't want to harm her either, after all, he was still a very innocent little girl.
After thinking about it, Li Si decided that this marriage must be concluded, but after getting married, he could say that he was going to other places to find something to do, so he ran away, and it was really impossible to take Lin Lang outside together.
Waiting outside to rob a few rich people and get a few hundred taels of silver, wouldn't that be enough for Lin Lang to spend her whole life.
Thinking of this, Li Si didn't feel sad in his heart, so he hurriedly interrupted the two who were arguing and said
"Uncle, aunt, don't worry, I will definitely not abandon Lin Lang, and I will be responsible for her."
"Damn! Responsible, what are you responsible for? If you want money, you don't have money, you don't want land, just that broken hut."
Lin Lang's is currently scolding Li Si unceremoniously, but Lin Lang's father has been helping smooth things over.
"Hey, I'm not talented. There are three luxury houses in Tianxing City, with a thousand taels of silver. This time I just came to the countryside to play in the mountains..."
"Stop... what did you just say, what did you say you were in Tianxing City???" Lin Lang's mother's mouth was already open.
"I said I'm the son of a rich family. This time I just came to the countryside to play in the mountains and rivers. The family has a lot of money, hum!" Li Si stood up with a domineering expression
"If you don't believe me, I'll take Linlang to Tianxing City tomorrow."
Li Si put his hands behind his back and looked at the two of them proudly. At this time, the two of them were shocked by Li Si's momentum and couldn't speak, and looked at Li Si with blank eyes.
"Follow the fourth brother to copy, don't get thrown by the knife!" Li Dada waved his hand and walked out of the house, leaving only the two people inside the room motionless.
When Li Si left the village, he patted his chest and panted. Damn it, it's a good thing that I really had thousands of taels of silver before, otherwise this bullshit would be a big blow.
Soon Li Si threw his knife on the top of the mountain yesterday again. Before leaving, he must leave something for the family, otherwise he would definitely not believe in himself.
I don't have any money now, and there is no one in this hundred miles to rob me, even if I rob, I don't have a few copper coins for me.
Rather than doing this, it would be better to get a few wild boars and pheasants back as a bride price for Lin's family. After all, people in Luojia Village don't have many opportunities to eat meat. If you get a few bigger game, you don't have to worry about the two people not trusting you.
The whole morning passed quickly, but Li Si had received a lot of goods. Now he has caught more than ten wild boars, and many pheasants and hares, piled up in an open space as high as a hill.
But then Li Si was depressed, he had nothing to pretend, how should he take down so many animals, alas!I had no choice but to carry it back head by head.
If people in the realm of comprehension knew that a master in the physical realm spent an afternoon carrying animals back and forth, I don't know what kind of expression he would have.
When the sun was setting, Li Si appeared at the gate of the village and shouted loudly.
"Food, hurry out!!!"
Although Li Si knew that the voice could not reach Lin Lang's house, he believed that this foodie must have found him, and most of them were probably on the way here, and his shout would definitely call her over.
Sure enough, Lin Lang appeared not far from the gate of the village without much effort, and ran over as fast as he saw the mountain of wild game.
"Wow, where did you get it, Xiao Si? I'm not afraid of running out of meat this month, tsk tsk..."
Li Si muttered in his heart, one month, you are such a pig.But I dare not say it out loud, if I hear this, this foodie will have to kill himself.
"This is for honoring your parents, hurry up and call them out." Li Si waved his hands impatiently.
"Okay, I'll go right away." Lin Lang responded and ran back, but went to find his parents.
Li Si looked at the mountain of wild game in front of him, and he was very moved. In order to catch these wild game, he ran a lot. He almost ran all over the huge mountain without leaving a single seed, so that the mountain is still alive after many years. No animal dares to live here...
It didn't take long for several figures to appear in the distance, and they started calling Li Si's name all the way.
Li Si saw clearly that the people who came were Lin Lang's parents, brother, and two aunts. Li Si looked at the mountain of wild game in front of him, and a sense of pride welled up in his heart. Beasts, you have never seen so much meat, haha Ha ha,
"This... where did this all come from!!!"
Lin Lang's elder brother stared at the game in front of him bewilderedly, and stammered to ask Li Si.
"It's nothing, it's just that my servant in Skystar City knew that I didn't bring any money when I went out, so they sent someone to bring me some food." Li Si waved his hands disdainfully, as if he felt that such a trivial matter was not worth mentioning at all.
"Eldest nephew, look, you can't finish eating so much game, can't you, look..."
Lin Lang's mother's eyes widened when she heard this, and she looked at Li Si as excited as if she saw gold, and her attitude towards Li Si also changed 360 degrees, and she called her eldest nephew directly.
Of course Li Si pretended to be indifferent, said something he didn't care about, and asked a few people to carry it home and eat whatever he wanted.
Lin Lang was the happiest among all the people. Although the girl hadn't said a word, after Li Siyi said that these things were for his family, he quickly ran to his house with a little bunny in his arms.
Li Si guessed that the girl probably went to stew again.
Thinking that he didn't eat much of the rabbit meat yesterday, he greeted a few people and chased after Lin Lang.
"Look, look at this young couple, they're starting to get bored, tsk tsk..." A woman looked at the two who left with envy and said.
"That is, who made our family Linlang look beautiful." Linlang's nose was upturned and she looked terrible, just like the queen dowager in the drama.
"Well, Mother Linlang, look at so many game..."
"Okay, okay, hurry up and help go into the cellar, turn around and I'll give you a big fat pig for each of you."
After hearing this, the two women were instantly overjoyed. As soon as they took off their coats, they began to carry game. Although they were two women, they were definitely not small. One of them carried a big fat pig and ran to the cellar .
With this speed, even Liu Xiang has to bow down here.
Besides, Li Si was standing blankly behind Lin Lang at this moment, looking at the firewood under the pot expectantly. If Lin Lang wasn't here, he would have wanted to use the fireball technique and cook it right away.
"Why don't you help me? What are you doing with me?" Lin Lang said to Li Si without looking back, and hurriedly added a few more firewood to the bottom of the stove.
"Hehe, I... I'm not afraid that it's hard for you to cook alone. Come and let me help you." Li Si also picked up a branch and threw it in.
"That's important, but I will eat more later, you still eat your butt like yesterday." Lin Lang rubbed her head and said such a sentence, which immediately scared Li Si to lie on the ground.
(End of this chapter)
One day later, Li Si opened his eyes in a daze, only to realize that he was no longer at home, the bed was a strange bed, the room was a strange room, and there were even two strangers standing in front of him looking at him.
It's a man and a woman. The man looks like he's in his thirties with stubble on his face. He smokes a stick of tobacco in his mouth, giving him an amiable feeling. Li Si is startled when he sees the woman in a blink of an eye. , A typical shrew image.
"You are Li Si, you look very energetic." The middle-aged man looked at Li Si with a smile and nodded.
The dark-skinned woman next to the middle-aged man looked like a poor and lower-middle peasant, but her mouth was slightly dissatisfied
"He looks energetic, but his health is too bad. Can he do anything with our few acres of land?"
"You bitch, you can't talk less."
"What's wrong with me, I worked so hard to give birth to a daughter, it's easy for me!"
Li Si understood in an instant when he heard the conversation between the two. He feels that he is at Lin Lang's house now. These two are Lin Lang's parents. Although Lin Lang looks pretty good, the way he eats always makes him feel scared , and he was still thinking about A'Goose, how could he just marry Lin Lang here so casually, thinking about countermeasures in his heart.
It is obviously impossible to run directly now. Li Si knows that this countryman is very strict with women. If he knows that after being slept by someone, no one will want him again.
And this Luojia Village seems to have some eccentricity, hooking up with a man is going to invade the pig cage! ! !
Although Li Si had no interest in Lin Lang, he didn't want to harm her either, after all, he was still a very innocent little girl.
After thinking about it, Li Si decided that this marriage must be concluded, but after getting married, he could say that he was going to other places to find something to do, so he ran away, and it was really impossible to take Lin Lang outside together.
Waiting outside to rob a few rich people and get a few hundred taels of silver, wouldn't that be enough for Lin Lang to spend her whole life.
Thinking of this, Li Si didn't feel sad in his heart, so he hurriedly interrupted the two who were arguing and said
"Uncle, aunt, don't worry, I will definitely not abandon Lin Lang, and I will be responsible for her."
"Damn! Responsible, what are you responsible for? If you want money, you don't have money, you don't want land, just that broken hut."
Lin Lang's is currently scolding Li Si unceremoniously, but Lin Lang's father has been helping smooth things over.
"Hey, I'm not talented. There are three luxury houses in Tianxing City, with a thousand taels of silver. This time I just came to the countryside to play in the mountains..."
"Stop... what did you just say, what did you say you were in Tianxing City???" Lin Lang's mother's mouth was already open.
"I said I'm the son of a rich family. This time I just came to the countryside to play in the mountains and rivers. The family has a lot of money, hum!" Li Si stood up with a domineering expression
"If you don't believe me, I'll take Linlang to Tianxing City tomorrow."
Li Si put his hands behind his back and looked at the two of them proudly. At this time, the two of them were shocked by Li Si's momentum and couldn't speak, and looked at Li Si with blank eyes.
"Follow the fourth brother to copy, don't get thrown by the knife!" Li Dada waved his hand and walked out of the house, leaving only the two people inside the room motionless.
When Li Si left the village, he patted his chest and panted. Damn it, it's a good thing that I really had thousands of taels of silver before, otherwise this bullshit would be a big blow.
Soon Li Si threw his knife on the top of the mountain yesterday again. Before leaving, he must leave something for the family, otherwise he would definitely not believe in himself.
I don't have any money now, and there is no one in this hundred miles to rob me, even if I rob, I don't have a few copper coins for me.
Rather than doing this, it would be better to get a few wild boars and pheasants back as a bride price for Lin's family. After all, people in Luojia Village don't have many opportunities to eat meat. If you get a few bigger game, you don't have to worry about the two people not trusting you.
The whole morning passed quickly, but Li Si had received a lot of goods. Now he has caught more than ten wild boars, and many pheasants and hares, piled up in an open space as high as a hill.
But then Li Si was depressed, he had nothing to pretend, how should he take down so many animals, alas!I had no choice but to carry it back head by head.
If people in the realm of comprehension knew that a master in the physical realm spent an afternoon carrying animals back and forth, I don't know what kind of expression he would have.
When the sun was setting, Li Si appeared at the gate of the village and shouted loudly.
"Food, hurry out!!!"
Although Li Si knew that the voice could not reach Lin Lang's house, he believed that this foodie must have found him, and most of them were probably on the way here, and his shout would definitely call her over.
Sure enough, Lin Lang appeared not far from the gate of the village without much effort, and ran over as fast as he saw the mountain of wild game.
"Wow, where did you get it, Xiao Si? I'm not afraid of running out of meat this month, tsk tsk..."
Li Si muttered in his heart, one month, you are such a pig.But I dare not say it out loud, if I hear this, this foodie will have to kill himself.
"This is for honoring your parents, hurry up and call them out." Li Si waved his hands impatiently.
"Okay, I'll go right away." Lin Lang responded and ran back, but went to find his parents.
Li Si looked at the mountain of wild game in front of him, and he was very moved. In order to catch these wild game, he ran a lot. He almost ran all over the huge mountain without leaving a single seed, so that the mountain is still alive after many years. No animal dares to live here...
It didn't take long for several figures to appear in the distance, and they started calling Li Si's name all the way.
Li Si saw clearly that the people who came were Lin Lang's parents, brother, and two aunts. Li Si looked at the mountain of wild game in front of him, and a sense of pride welled up in his heart. Beasts, you have never seen so much meat, haha Ha ha,
"This... where did this all come from!!!"
Lin Lang's elder brother stared at the game in front of him bewilderedly, and stammered to ask Li Si.
"It's nothing, it's just that my servant in Skystar City knew that I didn't bring any money when I went out, so they sent someone to bring me some food." Li Si waved his hands disdainfully, as if he felt that such a trivial matter was not worth mentioning at all.
"Eldest nephew, look, you can't finish eating so much game, can't you, look..."
Lin Lang's mother's eyes widened when she heard this, and she looked at Li Si as excited as if she saw gold, and her attitude towards Li Si also changed 360 degrees, and she called her eldest nephew directly.
Of course Li Si pretended to be indifferent, said something he didn't care about, and asked a few people to carry it home and eat whatever he wanted.
Lin Lang was the happiest among all the people. Although the girl hadn't said a word, after Li Siyi said that these things were for his family, he quickly ran to his house with a little bunny in his arms.
Li Si guessed that the girl probably went to stew again.
Thinking that he didn't eat much of the rabbit meat yesterday, he greeted a few people and chased after Lin Lang.
"Look, look at this young couple, they're starting to get bored, tsk tsk..." A woman looked at the two who left with envy and said.
"That is, who made our family Linlang look beautiful." Linlang's nose was upturned and she looked terrible, just like the queen dowager in the drama.
"Well, Mother Linlang, look at so many game..."
"Okay, okay, hurry up and help go into the cellar, turn around and I'll give you a big fat pig for each of you."
After hearing this, the two women were instantly overjoyed. As soon as they took off their coats, they began to carry game. Although they were two women, they were definitely not small. One of them carried a big fat pig and ran to the cellar .
With this speed, even Liu Xiang has to bow down here.
Besides, Li Si was standing blankly behind Lin Lang at this moment, looking at the firewood under the pot expectantly. If Lin Lang wasn't here, he would have wanted to use the fireball technique and cook it right away.
"Why don't you help me? What are you doing with me?" Lin Lang said to Li Si without looking back, and hurriedly added a few more firewood to the bottom of the stove.
"Hehe, I... I'm not afraid that it's hard for you to cook alone. Come and let me help you." Li Si also picked up a branch and threw it in.
"That's important, but I will eat more later, you still eat your butt like yesterday." Lin Lang rubbed her head and said such a sentence, which immediately scared Li Si to lie on the ground.
(End of this chapter)
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