son-in-law of blood
Chapter 29
Chapter 29
"Dong dong dong! Dong dong dong!"
Early the next morning, there was a loud knock on the door outside Hellen's room.
"Has the house been burned down? It's so noisy early in the morning. What are you doing?"
Helen rubbed her sleepy eyes, yawned and reluctantly opened the door.
He has always slept on the sofa or kept vigil outside the tent, and finally had a chance to have a good night's rest in bed. He was woken up again this morning, and Helen stared at the girl who knocked on the door resentfully. He muttered in his mouth.
"Pack up and get up soon, I have something to show you!" Hepburn frowned, glanced at Hellen with disheveled hair in disgust, and urged.
With a long sigh, Hellen shook his head, listlessly returned to the bed, covered himself with the quilt, and then fell asleep.
"what!"
A shrill scream came from Helen's mouth.
Xilen hunched over like a boiled shrimp, sweat the size of soybeans rolled down his forehead, and rolled back and forth on the bed clutching his belly, complaining endlessly.
"Fuck, you old lady is too cruel, where are you kicking!" Hellen complained loudly with rounded eyes.
Hepburn held a small red leather shoe in one hand, leaned on the head of the bed with the other, and gave Hellen a disdainful look: "If you don't get up again, that's not where you'll step on next time!"
Seeing the jade foot hanging in mid-air covered with a faint black light, Xieren swallowed hard and said tremblingly, "Okay, I'll get up, can you put away the weapon first?"
"Humph!"
Bending down to put on the shoes, Hepburn gave Helen a hard look, and went downstairs arrogantly: "If you can't reach the living room downstairs in 3 minutes, you will be responsible for the consequences!"
When the cold voice came, Helen sat up straight and smiled contemptuously: "3 minutes, hum, do you think I will give in to your despotic power?"
"There are still two and a half minutes!"
"call out……"
Helen got up quickly, rushed to the bathroom, and used the one-minute washing method that he used in the morning to get a few more minutes of sleep when he was in the third year of high school. In seconds, he sat down on the sofa without blushing or panting.
"Your Royal Highness, your knight has returned on time. What are your orders? Is it for me to kill the dragon in the dark swamp or conquer the demon god in the depths of hell? You only need to say a word, and Xieren will do anything!"
With a soft snort, Hepburn sat down across from him calmly: "You've performed well, I'll let you off this time, pay attention next time, if you procrastinate when I wake you up, you won't be so lucky!"
Helen breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Okay, my dear princess, you are so restless in the early morning to have a beauty sleep, what's the matter with finding the younger one?"
Hepburn did not speak, but took out a thick book from the ring, and said: "It's not for you, here, these are the review materials I bought for you at the bookstore early in the morning, and the exam is coming next week , are you going to take the test naked?"
Hearon was slightly moved when she heard the words: "Tsk tsk, what a good girl, she rushes about her studies early in the morning. If I had this kind of treatment in high school, I would have been admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University."
After receiving the book handed over by Hepburn, Hellen turned to the first page with confidence, and thought to himself, "Isn't it just an exam? What's so difficult about it? Back then, I finished an advanced math course with three days of preview and review. The glorious history of the class is still vivid in my mind, and Hellen thought that with the materials carefully prepared by Hepburn, it would not be a problem to pass the exam."
Turn to the first page, the first question, [Excuse me, what is the name of the continent we are in? 】
"Hmm... Is the person who asked this question insulting the IQ of the questioner?"
The second question, [May I ask how many races there are in our continent]
"Hmm...Although I'm not very clear, if you memorize these basic common sense these days, it shouldn't be a problem...It seems that the questions are very simple."
The third question, [May I ask what is the reproductive method of the Shadow Demon? 】
"??? What the hell?"
Heron frowned slightly.
The fourth question, [Excuse me, how many scales are there on the silver dragon? 】
"I#¥%...&%^&*(), is the person who asked this question joking? Do I need to find a silver dragon and count them one by one?"
Helen's face darkened slightly.
Fifth question, [The great philosopher Fichte once said that the world is a self-created non-self.Please explain systematically, what is self and what is non-self?How does the self create the non-self, why can't the non-self create the self? 】
"??? Why can I understand these words, but I don't know what it's talking about when I put them together?"
The more Hellen turned down, the more embarrassing his face became, and finally he showed a smile that was uglier than crying: "This... What are these things? Why are the questions on this test even more bizarre than the administrative professional ability test? what……"
Hepburn got up and closed the book under Hellen's eyes full of despair, and said lightly: "How, do you still have the confidence to pass the examination now?"
Xillen lowered his head heavily, and said in a mournful voice, "Forget it, I'm not going to change my job as [Seeker]. It seems that I'm doomed to be a scumbag in my life..."
Hepburn pursed her lips, and continued: "I forgot to tell you, this is just a written test, and there will be more difficult interviews later, you can decide for yourself."
Xilun's eyes were dull and said: "Don't worry about it, can't I do it if I don't take the exam? It can save 3000 yuan, it's so cool, hehe..." After two laughters that didn't make sense, Xillen fell straight upside down on the couch.
Hepburn did not speak, but opened the book again, took out a pen and began to draw circles on it.
Hearing the rustling sound of the pen tip touching the paper, Hellen gradually raised his head and looked curiously at Hepburn who was sketching on the book.
"Hey, big sister, you won't tell me that the original question will be given in the exam, will you... Even if the original question is given, I will have to memorize such a thick book until the year of the monkey! Don't rush around, I'd better change it Let's advance your career..." Seeing Hepburn's diligent appearance, Hellen couldn't help but persuade him.
The movement in Hepburn's hands didn't stop, and he said, "The full score of the written test is [-] points. There are [-] questions in total. You only need [-] points to pass the test. Here are [-] questions. In this week, the [-] questions will be completed." There's nothing wrong with memorizing it."
"What's the use of memorizing these forty questions? This book has more than 5000 questions. What if it doesn't come out... Huh?" Xillen suddenly understood.
"Could it be that... well, you actually dare to vent the question, it's really..."
Hepburn's frightening eyes shot straight at Hellen.
"It's so handsome!"
Helen gasped.
"Hmph, hurry up and get over here!"
Helen hurriedly got up from the sofa, stood behind Hepburn and carefully massaged her shoulders.
"Hey, I didn't expect you to be so good at solving exam questions." Hellen laughed like a fool.
"I can only say that you are lucky. It just so happened that a friend of mine was transferred here as an examiner, and I only agreed to give me [-] original questions." Hepburn gave Hellen a blank look, and said angrily.
"Friend? What friend, male or female?" Helen's hands that were pinching her shoulders slowly stopped.
"Man, what's the matter?" Hepburn said.
Helen froze all over, then slowly stopped the movements in his hands, and said in a low voice: "You can return the title to him, I don't need it anymore!"
(End of this chapter)
"Dong dong dong! Dong dong dong!"
Early the next morning, there was a loud knock on the door outside Hellen's room.
"Has the house been burned down? It's so noisy early in the morning. What are you doing?"
Helen rubbed her sleepy eyes, yawned and reluctantly opened the door.
He has always slept on the sofa or kept vigil outside the tent, and finally had a chance to have a good night's rest in bed. He was woken up again this morning, and Helen stared at the girl who knocked on the door resentfully. He muttered in his mouth.
"Pack up and get up soon, I have something to show you!" Hepburn frowned, glanced at Hellen with disheveled hair in disgust, and urged.
With a long sigh, Hellen shook his head, listlessly returned to the bed, covered himself with the quilt, and then fell asleep.
"what!"
A shrill scream came from Helen's mouth.
Xilen hunched over like a boiled shrimp, sweat the size of soybeans rolled down his forehead, and rolled back and forth on the bed clutching his belly, complaining endlessly.
"Fuck, you old lady is too cruel, where are you kicking!" Hellen complained loudly with rounded eyes.
Hepburn held a small red leather shoe in one hand, leaned on the head of the bed with the other, and gave Hellen a disdainful look: "If you don't get up again, that's not where you'll step on next time!"
Seeing the jade foot hanging in mid-air covered with a faint black light, Xieren swallowed hard and said tremblingly, "Okay, I'll get up, can you put away the weapon first?"
"Humph!"
Bending down to put on the shoes, Hepburn gave Helen a hard look, and went downstairs arrogantly: "If you can't reach the living room downstairs in 3 minutes, you will be responsible for the consequences!"
When the cold voice came, Helen sat up straight and smiled contemptuously: "3 minutes, hum, do you think I will give in to your despotic power?"
"There are still two and a half minutes!"
"call out……"
Helen got up quickly, rushed to the bathroom, and used the one-minute washing method that he used in the morning to get a few more minutes of sleep when he was in the third year of high school. In seconds, he sat down on the sofa without blushing or panting.
"Your Royal Highness, your knight has returned on time. What are your orders? Is it for me to kill the dragon in the dark swamp or conquer the demon god in the depths of hell? You only need to say a word, and Xieren will do anything!"
With a soft snort, Hepburn sat down across from him calmly: "You've performed well, I'll let you off this time, pay attention next time, if you procrastinate when I wake you up, you won't be so lucky!"
Helen breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Okay, my dear princess, you are so restless in the early morning to have a beauty sleep, what's the matter with finding the younger one?"
Hepburn did not speak, but took out a thick book from the ring, and said: "It's not for you, here, these are the review materials I bought for you at the bookstore early in the morning, and the exam is coming next week , are you going to take the test naked?"
Hearon was slightly moved when she heard the words: "Tsk tsk, what a good girl, she rushes about her studies early in the morning. If I had this kind of treatment in high school, I would have been admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University."
After receiving the book handed over by Hepburn, Hellen turned to the first page with confidence, and thought to himself, "Isn't it just an exam? What's so difficult about it? Back then, I finished an advanced math course with three days of preview and review. The glorious history of the class is still vivid in my mind, and Hellen thought that with the materials carefully prepared by Hepburn, it would not be a problem to pass the exam."
Turn to the first page, the first question, [Excuse me, what is the name of the continent we are in? 】
"Hmm... Is the person who asked this question insulting the IQ of the questioner?"
The second question, [May I ask how many races there are in our continent]
"Hmm...Although I'm not very clear, if you memorize these basic common sense these days, it shouldn't be a problem...It seems that the questions are very simple."
The third question, [May I ask what is the reproductive method of the Shadow Demon? 】
"??? What the hell?"
Heron frowned slightly.
The fourth question, [Excuse me, how many scales are there on the silver dragon? 】
"I#¥%...&%^&*(), is the person who asked this question joking? Do I need to find a silver dragon and count them one by one?"
Helen's face darkened slightly.
Fifth question, [The great philosopher Fichte once said that the world is a self-created non-self.Please explain systematically, what is self and what is non-self?How does the self create the non-self, why can't the non-self create the self? 】
"??? Why can I understand these words, but I don't know what it's talking about when I put them together?"
The more Hellen turned down, the more embarrassing his face became, and finally he showed a smile that was uglier than crying: "This... What are these things? Why are the questions on this test even more bizarre than the administrative professional ability test? what……"
Hepburn got up and closed the book under Hellen's eyes full of despair, and said lightly: "How, do you still have the confidence to pass the examination now?"
Xillen lowered his head heavily, and said in a mournful voice, "Forget it, I'm not going to change my job as [Seeker]. It seems that I'm doomed to be a scumbag in my life..."
Hepburn pursed her lips, and continued: "I forgot to tell you, this is just a written test, and there will be more difficult interviews later, you can decide for yourself."
Xilun's eyes were dull and said: "Don't worry about it, can't I do it if I don't take the exam? It can save 3000 yuan, it's so cool, hehe..." After two laughters that didn't make sense, Xillen fell straight upside down on the couch.
Hepburn did not speak, but opened the book again, took out a pen and began to draw circles on it.
Hearing the rustling sound of the pen tip touching the paper, Hellen gradually raised his head and looked curiously at Hepburn who was sketching on the book.
"Hey, big sister, you won't tell me that the original question will be given in the exam, will you... Even if the original question is given, I will have to memorize such a thick book until the year of the monkey! Don't rush around, I'd better change it Let's advance your career..." Seeing Hepburn's diligent appearance, Hellen couldn't help but persuade him.
The movement in Hepburn's hands didn't stop, and he said, "The full score of the written test is [-] points. There are [-] questions in total. You only need [-] points to pass the test. Here are [-] questions. In this week, the [-] questions will be completed." There's nothing wrong with memorizing it."
"What's the use of memorizing these forty questions? This book has more than 5000 questions. What if it doesn't come out... Huh?" Xillen suddenly understood.
"Could it be that... well, you actually dare to vent the question, it's really..."
Hepburn's frightening eyes shot straight at Hellen.
"It's so handsome!"
Helen gasped.
"Hmph, hurry up and get over here!"
Helen hurriedly got up from the sofa, stood behind Hepburn and carefully massaged her shoulders.
"Hey, I didn't expect you to be so good at solving exam questions." Hellen laughed like a fool.
"I can only say that you are lucky. It just so happened that a friend of mine was transferred here as an examiner, and I only agreed to give me [-] original questions." Hepburn gave Hellen a blank look, and said angrily.
"Friend? What friend, male or female?" Helen's hands that were pinching her shoulders slowly stopped.
"Man, what's the matter?" Hepburn said.
Helen froze all over, then slowly stopped the movements in his hands, and said in a low voice: "You can return the title to him, I don't need it anymore!"
(End of this chapter)
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