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Chapter 15 Heavenly Court Civil Servant (please collect, please recommend)
"Whoosh."

Under the night light, Jiao Jie's arm waved, and a throwing knife struck, nailing a poisonous snake to the tree trunk.

Wencai, who was at the end of the team, skillfully ran over and put the poisonous snake into the bamboo basket behind him.

Wencai said happily: "Uncle, we are lucky, we can eat snake soup when we arrive at the inn."

Growing up with Lin Jiu, apart from other things, Jiao Jie dare not say that Class [-] is proficient in all martial arts, but he is absolutely proficient at the beginning. After all, martial arts are not good.

Although sometimes I still miss my previous life, but I will be at ease now that I have come. Jiao Jie is already very satisfied to have such an opportunity to learn advanced Taoism and see all kinds of strange things.

What's more, according to the historical progress, I may still be able to contribute to the Chinese nation, such as going to Peking University to find a librarian to fight for a dragon, which is not stronger than the original little rich second generation too much?
"Help! Help!"

The cry for help came from the front, the voice was tender and seductive, even though he had seen the person, but just hearing his voice, a charming and charming world was already outlined in his mind.

Jiao Jie and the others looked normal after hearing the words, and they continued to walk slowly, but within a hundred meters, they saw a woman in tulle with faint skin lying beside a tree, begging for help.

"Help me! I've sprained my ankle. Please come and help me, I'm hurting."

The woman's mournful voice made people feel heartbroken. Coupled with the faintly visible skin, one really wanted to wrap her in her arms and love her for a while.

Jiao Jie had a smile on his face, and his voice was as gentle as jade: "Okay, girl, wait a moment, Xiaodao will come to rescue you."

Seeing Jiao Jie walking towards her slowly, a sinister smile appeared on the corner of the woman's mouth, and then disappeared.

Jiao Jie flicked his wrist, and the long sword behind him fell into his palm silently.

"Pfft."

When Jiao Jie bent down to pull the woman's wrist, he twisted the tip of the long sword in his hand and pierced hard into the woman's heart.

"you"

The woman was shocked and angry, she didn't expect this little Taoist priest to be so vicious, and he killed him without saying a word.

Looking down at the woman's exquisite face, Jiao Jie raised his leg and chopped it down, directly chopping back the woman's remaining words.

Tsk, this guy really doesn't know how to pity and cherish jade, he chopped his foot on the woman's face, and directly stomped the woman's flawless white face into the dirty soil.

This is not over yet, Jiao Jie's face showed a ruthless expression, and the long sword still smashed the woman's heart so hard that it almost smashed the flesh of the wound.

Glancing at the dead fox that had returned to its original form after death, Jiao Jie cursed secretly: "Damn, another vixen, why are there so many vixens these days?"

Draw your sword, turn around, and leave.

Wencai at the back was no longer surprised by this scene, he took a bite of the apple and whimpered: "Master, do you think this monster is stupid? How can there be a normal woman appearing in this deep mountain and old forest at night? And You said that it is not good to provoke anyone, but you actually provoked the elder brother, this is not sending yourself to the palace of the king of hell!"

"Hmph, you don't need money to open a road for driving corpses. Without the money to buy the road, it is equivalent to invading other people's territory. It's strange if you don't come to trouble you."

Ma Madi snorted coldly and disdainfully on the surface, but was still shocked in his heart. Is this little bastard Jiao Jie so strong?Even Lin Jiu is not as good as Jiao Jie at his age, right?

After so many years of time travel, Jiao Jie followed Lin Jiu, and had already seen countless treacherous monsters. All of these weird monsters were bloodthirsty, vicious, cruel and violent, without any humanity at all.

These shifts feed on humans, and in their view, they eat people just like humans eat chickens, ducks and fish.

What's more, human beings are the primates of all human beings, monsters will increase their cultivation base after eating human beings, and ghosts will have thousands of benefits after devouring human souls.

After so many years, the childish thoughts in my childhood have long since dissipated. There are good ghosts in every ghost, and there are good monsters in monsters. This is all nonsense!
How many people have you met who don't eat meat?
If you don't eat meat, that means you won't be hungry!Starve him for three days and see if he eats?

The reason why you are picky eaters is that it is not up to this level. How do you think rice meat comes from?

Humans eat chickens, ducks and fish, and ghosts eat people. In their minds, humans are food.

They live, humans have to die!It's that simple, it's confrontation, race war, endless death.

Because zombies are afraid of the sun, they are all nocturnal.

Glancing at Dongfang Yubai, Jiao Jie turned his head and said: "Wen Cai, it seems that I can't make it to the corpse inn today, go and take out the shroud, and don't let our guests get hurt, otherwise we won't be able to talk to you at that time." Let others explain."

The so-called exorcism inn is the inn that receives exorcists and corpses. Most of them are located in deep mountains and old forests. They are said to be inns, but they have various shapes. Renovate it and operate it as a corpse inn.

For example, the four-eyed priest in the movie Uncle Zombie, his residence is a part-time job in the corpse inn business.

The dead body inn is not so much a business as it is an inheritance. All the dead body artisans are old and weak and can't walk anymore, but they don't want to give up this craft, so they stay to run the dead body inn, and by the way Handed down.

There are countless corpse-hunting inns across the country. After all, corpses come from all over the world. For example, Zhang San is from the Northeast, and Li Si is from Hainan. It is impossible for a corpse-hunter to travel across the entire Hua Kingdom for two corpses. Bar?

So in Jiao Jie's view, this is the same as logistics. The mortician is a cart, and the mortuary inn is a logistics point.

What?You ask me if I make money doing this?Pooh!vulgar!Isn't it natural for us to practice the Tao and make some contributions to society?How can I still withdraw money?
what is moneyMoney is a bastard!If you don't bring it with you when you die, if you don't bring it with you when you die, what's the use of this thing?
Then the question arises, since it does not make money, why is there still such an industry as cadaver artisan?
Even the high-level Maoshan Taoist went to the sea to chase the corpse regardless of his identity. There must be something in it, and there must be something tricky. corpse?Just for these three or five oceans?What about bullshit?

Of course, the corpses are not for these three or five yuan, they are for merit, or in other words, evil.

Just like Uncle Jiu, who spent his whole life slaying demons and slaying demons, but died at a young age due to the lack of essence and blood. What did he do for this?Isn't it just to be able to do more performance, so as to promote the civil servants of Tianting? (In the plot of The Last Heavenly Master, Uncle Jiu ascended after death.)

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