Starting from Uncle Nine

Chapter 31

Lou Dalong suddenly changed his face, grabbed the chef's neck, and then pressed the chef's neck and pinned the chef who didn't know what happened to the dining table. Mouth against the chef's forehead.

"You kid made me eat raw meat on purpose! Are you trying to murder me?"

The poor chef didn't even know what happened, and he didn't know where Lou Dalong's anger came from, his legs were trembling with fright, and he cried with a mournful face: "Calm down, Commander! The villain never meant that! They Westerners just eat raw food! Even if the villain has a hundred guts, he would not dare to murder the commander! The villain was worried that the commander would not be used to eating, so he specially made seven ripe ones for the commander. Three ripe! Even one ripe!"

"Mature?"

Lou Dalong asked suspiciously: "Isn't this raw? This foreigner still eats raw meat?"

"Brother-in-law! Don't embarrass the chef. He is right. When I was studying in the provincial capital, the beef that foreigners ate was indeed three-rare. The chef made you seven-rare steaks to take care of you It's my taste." Outside the door, Mi Nianying walked in with brisk steps and said with a smile.

Lou Dalong doesn't trust others, but he still trusts his sister-in-law very much. Hearing what his sister-in-law said, Lou Dalong said with disdain: "No wonder these foreigners are so barbaric, so they are all ruthless and blood-drinking people!"

Speaking of this, Lou Dalong began to dislike this steak: "Take it away! We Chinese people don't learn from those uneducated foreigners who eat raw meat and drink raw blood! Go ahead, take it away and throw it away to feed the dogs!"

Jiao Jie, who had been keeping silent until now, became impatient when he heard Lou Dalong's words, and shouted loudly: "Wait a minute, handsome! Wouldn't it be a pity to feed such a good thing to dogs? Why don't you give it to Xiaodao, so that Xiaodao can be full?" it is good?"

Lou Dalong was a little unhappy when his words were interrupted, and said dissatisfiedly, "Where did the Taoist priest come from?"

Jiao Jie smiled and said: "Xiaodao is not a miscellaneous old Taoist. Xiaodao is a pioneer in the Taoist altar. Jiao Jie, an introductory disciple of Maoshan general Lin Jiu, came to assist the commander under the order of his teacher."

Lou Dalong sneered disdainfully and said: "Isn't it just Douqiying? What kind of Maoshan general, what kind of Dao altar pioneer? The cowhide that blows makes the mountain sound, are you ashamed?"

Jiao Jie: "."

"Okay! Since you are Dou Chiying's apprentice, sit down and eat!"

Lou Dalong looked at Jiao Jie's eyeballs and suddenly smiled badly: "Do you know why I call you Master Dou Chiying?"

Jiao Jie complained in his heart: "Think I haven't seen the movie?"

Since he practiced Taoism, Jiao Jie's memory has become more and more clear. The movies, TV series, and novels he watched in his previous life can be found under Jiao Jie's powerful memory. As long as it is something that Jiao Jie remembered in his previous life, whether it is a movie or a Any plot in the novel can be reproduced in Jiao Jie's mind.

"do not know."

Lou Dalong beamed with joy and said: "Haha! I know that you don't know! Your master didn't tell you about the origin of his nickname Dou Chiying, did he? Back then he robbed me of his wife, but he didn't. He went up the mountain in a fit of anger. After becoming a monk, we called him Taoist Ying, Taoist Ying, and then he became Dou Chi Ying, Dou Chi Ying."

"By the way, do you know what your master's layman's name is? Lin Fengjiao! Hahaha, hahahaha, are you saying it's funny? A big man is called Lin Fengjiao! I'm dying of laughter!"

Lou Dalong patted his thigh and laughed heartily, while Jiao Jie next to him looked embarrassed. After all, Lin Jiu is his master, and Lou Dalong made fun of his master in front of his face. If Jiao Jie can still be happy Strange.

If it was someone else, Jiao Jie must have drawn his sword to face each other without saying a word, whoever he is?It's just a small warlord, how can I be afraid of him?
But Lou Dalong is different. The relationship between Lou Dalong and Lin Jiu can almost be regarded as a small one. They both belong to the same village. Jiao Jie's reprimand there was inevitable.

"Dalong! What nonsense are you talking about in front of the child? How can you make fun of the master in front of the apprentice like this?"

Jiao Jie turned around after hearing the words, but saw a noble lady walking in gracefully. Michelin must be the only one who can make Lou Dalong so obedient.

According to Jiao Jie's aesthetic point of view, this Michelin's appearance is not stunning, but his virtuous and gentle temperament is rare. No wonder the master who has always had his eyes above his head can't forget it.

With Michelin coming forward, Lou Dalong had no choice but to give up, and said dissatisfiedly: "Huh, if you don't talk about it, don't talk about it, who the hell, it's been a hard journey all the way? Why don't you eat this steak! That's right! And this foreign wine, I'll give it to you too, I heard from the cook that you need a mouthful of meat and a mouthful of wine to eat this stuff."

Looking at the steak in front of him, Jiao Jie moved his index finger. Not only did he feel tears welling up in his eyes, but he also remembered that the first time he ate western food, he ate it with his father, including how to use a knife and fork, and his father taught him himself Yes, the memories of the past are vivid in my mind, but I can never see my father again.

Looking at Jiao Jie who was silent, with tears dripping on the steak, Lou Dalong turned his head and whispered to Michelin: "Honey, look at this kid, he even cried after eating a steak! Douqi Yingna The guy is really not a good thing, what kind of abuse did he make of his apprentice? Fortunately, you didn't follow him back then, otherwise you could still have a good life?"

"I look at the boy and feel pitiful. I guess I didn't enjoy much happiness with Dou Chiying, and I suffered a lot. Who, cook, cook something delicious these two days, and make up for this boy. Let's see how thin you are. ? Dry monkey, not strong at all, just like you, I don't want to be my leader!"

Speaking of which, Lou Dalong stood up and raised his arms, showing his biceps vigorously, and said triumphantly: "See? This is a man! This man must have muscles! Look at you so skinny, I want you It's a girl, I'm afraid of breaking you apart"

"Damn it, what the hell are you doing?"

After hearing Lou Dalong's words, Jiao Jie almost poked holes in Lou Dalong's throat with a fork, who the hell are you with?You still smash me to pieces, if you want to do it, buddy, I will smash you to pieces!Cut you to pieces!Dry odds and ends! ! !

Jiao Jie was so angry, who did he look down on?What's wrong with being thin?Do I want to be thin?Isn't this just practice?Every time I practice a big week, I have to take in an unknown amount of calories from the body. The fat on my body is consumed. It’s good if I don’t get squeezed out. I’m still fat, what a dream?
Seeing Jiao Jie skillfully using the knife and fork, and shaking the wine glass, Lou Dalong couldn't help feeling a little dazed, as if the man sitting opposite him was not a poor Taoist priest, but a real gentleman from the West.

Although it was only a momentary trance, it still aroused Lou Dalong's curiosity. This little Taoist is so proficient in using knives, forks and wine glasses, it's not easy!

(End of this chapter)